00:00That still doesn't sound right.
00:30Well, if he's not gonna open the door for me, I guess I'll just let myself out.
00:44Oh, so I guess I also have to make my own breakfast?
00:50I guess I have to peel my own banana, too.
00:54Hey, that's my banana!
00:55Alright!
00:56For the last time, man, I'm a mouse!
00:58Bugs!
00:59Help!
01:00Why should he help you?
01:01You didn't help him on that game show last night.
01:03You know, you think you show Senor Bunny a little more respect considering he lets you live here.
01:08I don't live here.
01:09I'm just crashing here until I get back on my feet.
01:11FYI, when you crash somewhere for five years, you live there, alright?
01:15You're not a best friend.
01:17You're a terrible friend.
01:18Why am I a terrible friend?
01:20Let me answer that question with a question.
01:24How many friends do you have besides Senor Bunny?
01:27Well, uh, let's see.
01:29You.
01:29I like your friend.
01:30Okay then, uh, there's that guy that comes over once a week and we hang out by the pool.
01:34I-I think his name is Fong or Trang?
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02:17Thinking about the guy who comes to clean the pool?
02:20Daniel?
02:21You're kidding yourself, man.
02:22Senor Bunny is your only friend.
02:24You're not careful, soon you'll have no friends.
02:26Who needs friends?
02:28I'll tell you who.
02:29Someone with no girlfriend, no job, no credit, no hobbies, no social skills.
02:34Wait.
02:35I think I know someone like that.
02:36Daniel?
02:37No, idiot.
02:38You.
02:40You're nothing without Senor Bunny.
02:42Then what do I do?
02:44You gotta try harder to be his friend.
02:46Like how much harder?
02:47Two percent?
02:48More.
02:49Five percent?
02:50More.
02:51Seven percent?
02:52Are you out of your mind?
02:54One hundred percent.
02:56What?
02:56No one can give a hundred percent.
02:59It's physically impossible.
03:01You gotta dig deep.
03:03You got a place inside you where you never been.
03:05My soul.
03:06You need to have a soul in order to go there.
03:09No, no, no.
03:10I'm talking about in here.
03:11Now try.
03:16That's good enough, right?
03:18No.
03:19Look at me.
03:19You can do this.
03:21Now try.
03:24Harder.
03:27It hurts.
03:29Harder.
03:31I'm dying.
03:33No, you're trying.
03:42I'm going to be the best, best friend that any best friend has ever had.
03:54Uh-oh.
03:56You can open your eyes now, best friend.
04:00Guess what?
04:01I got you the cruise you wanted.
04:03The one from the game show?
04:05Surprise?
04:05Well, you shouldn't be.
04:06It's just what one best friend would do for another best friend.
04:20Who knew cruising could be so much fun?
04:22I cannot remember the last time I had this much fun.
04:25Tell me.
04:26Do you think it's possible to have too much fun?
04:28Interesting question.
04:30I guess there's only one way to find out.
04:31Oh, and what might that be?
04:33Keep having fun.
04:35Game's over.
04:36You've been hogging the court long enough.
04:38Oh, hello.
04:39Fancy meeting you here.
04:41Moving along, Gophers.
04:42It's my best friend's turn.
04:44Hey, bugsy old pal.
04:46A shuffleboard court opened up.
04:48Daffy, I'm reading.
04:50I don't want to play shuffleboard.
04:52Yeah, me neither.
04:56Hmm.
04:56There is only one thing to do about that.
04:59Limbo contest on the leader deck?
05:10What's up, doc?
05:14Oh, is that just your thing?
05:15I don't want to step on any toes.
