00:00Got an Instagram account?
00:03Of course you do – everyone's using this platform, from your friends and co-workers
00:07to your favorite celebs!
00:10But what would it be like if ancient people, or creatures for that matter, could time travel
00:15to the future and get their own Instagram account?
00:18What would their feed look like?
00:20Well, let's click on the profile of the mighty T-Rex.
00:25Its latest photo?
00:26A close-up selfie of the dinosaur trying to apply lipstick with its tiny arms, but most
00:31of the makeup ended up on its cheek instead of its lips.
00:35Those sharp teeth almost make you miss the caption,
00:38Who says you need long arms for the perfect makeup look?
00:41Nailed it or failed it?
00:43Hashtag T-Rex problems.
00:47Next up, the Velociraptor.
00:49This was one fast dinosaur.
00:51Its Instagram feed starts with a blurred image of it sprinting, its mouth open in what
00:56looks like a big grin.
00:58In the background, you can see a slow turtle desperately trying to catch up.
01:02The caption?
01:03They see me rolling, they can't keep up.
01:05Hashtag catch me if you can.
01:11The Brachiosaurus feed.
01:13Well, isn't this a stunning panoramic view of the prehistoric jungle?
01:17In its latest picture, you can see a sneak peek of the top of the Brachiosaurus' head
01:22popping up from the top of the frame.
01:25It looks like it's struggling to get into the frame of the selfie.
01:29Tried to take a selfie, but the frame wasn't tall enough.
01:33Hashtag tall girl problems, hashtag selfie fail, the caption says.
01:39With those funky facial features, you'd have to assume the Triceratops would always
01:44get in trouble.
01:45Its latest Instagram photo proves just that.
01:49It has its horn stuck in a tree with a surprised expression on its face.
01:54The caption would surely read, note to self, watch where you're going when you've got
01:58three horns, hashtag stuck in the moment, hashtag help needed.
02:04What about some famous historical figures?
02:07Take Cleopatra, for instance.
02:10Her latest photo has her sitting in front of a mirror, applying makeup to her eyes,
02:14but the eyeliner wand is really big.
02:17Her caption?
02:19When your eyeliner is on point, but the wand is bigger than your ambition.
02:23Top queen problems.
02:25Sure, Napoleon Bonaparte might've been an imposing roller, but who's to say his fashion
02:32sense would've been on point too?
02:35Check out his latest photo.
02:37A selfie of him wearing his bicorn hat, but it's slanted so far down it covers most of
02:42his face.
02:44The caption says it all.
02:45Ze see ze bigge ze hat, ze bigge ze power.
02:49Can someone help me adjust this?
02:52Fashion police.
02:56Can you imagine if Leonardo da Vinci had Instagram back in the day?
03:01He would've surely insta-documented his journey painting his most famous artwork.
03:06Check out his latest pic.
03:08He's standing in front of the Mona Lisa, holding a weird-looking paintbrush, covering Mona
03:13Lisa's entire body on the canvas.
03:15His caption?
03:17When your brush matches your creativity, but you're merely working on a portrait.
03:22Artist problems.
03:26I'm sure Albert Einstein wouldn't post as much.
03:29But he'd surely have a lot of followers patiently waiting for him to share a snap.
03:35The latest photo in his feed shows him sitting at his desk covered in papers.
03:40There's a chalkboard with equations in the background.
03:43His iconic hair is even more frizzy than usual, looking like it's been statically charged.
03:49The caption is equally as hilarious.
03:52Then you've been working so hard, your hair starts to think it's a lighting bolt.
03:56Hashtag bad hair day.
04:01Next up, dear old William Shakespeare.
04:05He'd surely spend a lot less time on his selfie game and a lot more time meticulously
04:09writing his captions.
04:11His latest post?
04:12A candid shot of the famous author, feather quill in hand, dramatically posing with a
04:17piece of parchment.
04:19But he's accidentally written on his own hand instead.
04:22Told you the caption was good.
04:24When the quill has a will of its own.
04:27Is this a parchment I see before me?
04:29No, it's just my hand.
04:31Hashtag writer's block.
04:34Let's go even further back in time.
04:38Would our human cousins, the Neanderthals, use Instagram?
04:42They sure would.
04:43Here's what one post would look like.
04:46A Neanderthal is chilling in a cave with a piece of charcoal in hand, about to draw on
04:51the wall.
04:52Care for a prehistoric caption sample?
04:55Getting ready for my daily cave art session, although this piece of charcoal has a mind
05:00of its own.
05:01Hope I don't accidentally invent abstract art.
05:04Hashtag prehistoric Picasso.
05:07People living in the Stone Age surely had a great sense of humor.
05:11Here's one snapshot from a random Stone Age Instagram feed.
05:15As you can see, this person is trying to start a fire with a large, overly dramatic stack
05:20of kindling that towers over them.
05:23The caption?
05:24You know what they say, the bigger the flame, the bigger the fame.
05:28Now if only I could remember how to do this.
05:31Anyone have a match?
05:33Hashtag Stone Age struggles.
05:38Ancient Greece, the Land of Philosophers, the Olympic Games, and a whole lot of olive
05:43oil.
05:45Take this random post from an ancient Greek Instagram feed.
05:49It's a person trying to wrap themselves in a toga, but it's so long, it's wrapping
05:54around them multiple times and tangling.
05:56The photo is followed by an equally amusing caption.
06:00Preparing for today's symposium, but this toga isn't cooperating.
06:05Is there such a thing as too much drapery?
06:08Can't tell if I'm going for an esteemed citizen or toga mummy look.
06:12Hashtag fashion fails.
06:14Hashtag ancient Greek life.
06:17The Middle Ages would've been a great time to document through pictures, with so many
06:21things going on with those kings, queens, and princesses.
06:25An Instagram photo from the Middle Ages would most likely show a candid shot of a person
06:30in full plate armor, but trying to eat a large turkey leg.
06:34Alas, they can't reach their mouth because of the helmet.
06:37What would the caption say, you ask?
06:39Feasting at the royal banquet tonight, but first, does anyone know how to lift the visor
06:44on this thing?
06:45These turkey legs aren't going to eat themselves.
06:48Hashtag nightlife.
06:50Hashtag medieval munchies.
06:53The Industrial Revolution was anything but a smooth ride.
06:57People had to adapt to so many new changes, including the fancy new machinery they had
07:01to work with.
07:02This next Instagram post will surely give you the right vibe.
07:07Here's a person standing in front of a newfangled factory machine that's producing a laughable
07:12amount of smoke.
07:13They're holding a small manual titled, How to operate your steam engine, looking extremely
07:18confused.
07:20The funny caption completes the look.
07:22Day one with the new steam engine.
07:24It's either working perfectly or about to explode.
07:27Hard to tell.
07:28If you don't hear from me, send a mechanic or a fire brigade.
07:32Hashtag industrial revolution.
07:34Hashtag smoke signals.
07:38Would Sherlock Holmes have an Instagram account?
07:40Sure, he wasn't a real person, but it's fun to imagine what his feed would look like.
07:46His most recent photo could be an image of him in his study, magnifying glass in hand.
07:51However, he's not inspecting a piece of evidence, but rather examining a cup of tea.
07:56The search never stops, not even in his captions.
08:00Even the simplest tea holds a mystery to be unfolded.
08:04Is it Earl Grey or English breakfast?
08:06The art of deduction never takes a break, my dear friends.
08:10Not even for a cuppa.
08:12Hashtag Sherlock Diaries.
08:14Hashtag Tea Time Mysteries.
08:17Pretty little Cinderella would surely have quite the photo collection on her feed too.
08:22Here's her latest post.
08:24She's trying to balance a pumpkin on her head with a broom in one hand, but she's
08:28looking a bit frazzled.
08:30Thankfully, she described the whole shenanigans in the caption,
08:33When the fairy godmother is out of town and you've got to DIY the magic.
08:39Not sure if I'm going to end up with a carriage or a pumpkin pie on my head.
08:43Wish me luck!
08:45Hashtag Cinderella Chronicles.
08:47Hashtag Pumpkinhead.
08:49Would Little Pinocchio have an Instagram account too?
08:53Sure he would!
08:54And here's his latest post.
08:56As you can see, he's trying to read a book, but his growing nose is in the way, pushing
09:01the book further out of reach.
09:03Under the picture, you can read,
09:05Literature time becomes a bit challenging when your nose decides to grow faster than
09:09your reading speed.
09:11How do you like my unique bookmark though?
09:14Hashtag Pinocchio problems.
09:16Hashtag growing pains.
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