Bad Dog_ Police Dog

Aecionevesuk

1 year ago

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00:00What a moment, wrestling fans, Grunt Broughton has Morris the Giant in his cobby-wided, patent-pending,

00:24spine-crushing headlock!

00:28Watching the videos of last Thanksgiving dinner again?

00:33Someone should tell Ann Mildred she's overdoing it with the makeup.

00:37No, Dad, we're watching wrestling.

00:40I didn't know Mildred turned pro!

00:43You know, Hunt, this isn't exactly age-appropriate viewing for certain members of this family.

00:49Don't worry, Minnie, I'm old enough to handle it.

00:53If you're talking about Trevor, he knows the whole thing's just an act, don't you, Trev?

01:00I meant little Vic. He's in his peak mimicking years, you know.

01:10Greetings from your local police department. I'm Officer Gristle of the K9 Patrol.

01:15Is your dog fearless, obedient, protective, yet affectionate with small children?

01:20If this sounds like your family pet, then come on down to the K9 Police Academy and enroll him today.

01:26We're looking for a few good dogs.

01:29You know, Madeline, that might just be the thing for Berkley.

01:32K9 police work could be the ideal way to channel Berkley's compulsively obedient behavior.

01:38Come on, Berkley, let's go down to the Academy and see if you've got what it takes.

01:43Berkley!

01:47Delicious.

01:48Big day at the Potanski household, Lester.

01:51You're moving?

01:53No, Berkley here is joining the police force. You can sleep soundly tonight.

01:58I'd sleep a lot more soundly if he joined the Foreign Legion.

02:03That Berkley is the curse of Little Special's existence, Mrs. Highbottom.

02:08Why, she would have walked away with the Grand Nationals if it hadn't been for her outbreak of nervous danger brought on by that beast dog.

02:18Not to worry, Lester.

02:20As judge, I can assure you that Special has an excellent chance of winning the Longhair Invitational Catshow with flying colors.

02:28She does?

02:31Officer Gristle, our new K9 recruit has arrived.

02:35The dog's name is Berkley.

02:38Now let's put him through his paces and see if he's got the right stuff.

02:43Good to go, sir.

02:46Now, Berkley, there's a burglar dressed in black hiding in this house.

02:51The purpose of this training exercise will be to teach you to find a suspect in his hideout, apprehend and subdue him, and take him into custody.

03:06I'm getting splinters!

03:13Good work, Recruit Berkley.

03:16You're the only dog ever to complete training in less than five minutes.

03:21If you could just cuff him and poke him, you'd be a one-dog-dog.

03:25Good work, Recruit Berkley.

03:27You're the only dog ever to complete training in less than five minutes.

03:32If you could just cuff him and poke him, you'd be a one-dog-dog.

03:37What are you doing?

03:42Congratulations, Officer Berkley.

03:45I'm assigning you immediately to street patrol with Officer Gristle.

03:51Wait! No!

03:54This is your chance to move up in the ranks, Gristle.

03:57All you need is one more arrest to earn your sergeant stripes.

04:02Yes, sir!

04:03You hear that? I only need one more collar to make sergeant.

04:07You better not mess it up.

04:12Hey! What do you think you're...

04:17Sorry, Padre. Berkley, you're really starting to bug me.

04:24Please! I'm allergic!

04:28Well, you made it through basic training, but this is the real deal.

04:33You spin that big wheel called fate and hope you come up a winner.

04:44Cease and desist!

04:46Whoa!

04:49Hey, this is a good time to practice water rescue procedures.

04:54Now, if I were actually drowning, which I think I am,

04:59you'd pull me to safety and start mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

05:12Dog slobber!

05:16Enough!

05:22Now get this thing off of me!

05:33Gristle here.

05:34Gristle, we've got a 224 in progress at 224 24th Street.

05:40The call came in at, you guessed it, 224.

05:47Stop in the name of the law!

05:50Police emergency. I'm commandeering this vehicle.

05:53Okay, Potanski, I'll lead the way. Stay on my tail.

06:04B-Berkley! Berkley, police doggy now!

06:08It is Berkley, and he's got a policeman friend with him on a tricycle.

06:14They're motorcycles, hon, not tricycles.

06:17Well, I'll be darned. That is a tricycle. Budget cutbacks, I guess.

06:23Then this big, scary hand reached through the window

06:27and snatched my special right off her grooming pillow.

06:32Oh, it was horrible!

06:34Can you describe this alleged hand? Did it have fingers?

06:37Well, of course it had fingers. It was a hand.

06:41No need to get testy, sir. I'm just doing my job.

06:46I'm sorry. This vicious beast dog is making me nervous.

06:50Must he be here?

06:52He's not just a dog, sir. He's an officer of the law in Canine Patrol.

07:00Budget!

07:06Get off, Potanski. No kissing while on duty.

07:10Officer, what's going on?

07:12Don't be alarmed, ma'am.

07:14But there's been a serious catnapping in the neighborhood.

07:17Have you seen anything strange in the vicinity?

07:20Well, actually, there was this rather large woman

07:23wearing white shoes and carrying a white purse.

07:27Oh, wearing white after Labor Day. That is strange.

07:31Why are you wasting precious time? My special is gone!

07:36Especial gone?

07:39Bookie, find Especial!

07:52No! Stop!

08:00I'm so sorry, Mrs. Highbottom.

08:03I told you he was a beast dog.

08:05Potanski, we never tackle civilians.

08:10You're a bad, bad dog.

08:14Please, let me help you up.

08:17Why, you're not Mrs. Highbottom.

08:20You're not even a Mrs.

08:26It's you.

08:28Oh, dear.

08:29Spike Mulligatorney, notorious cat burglar and master of disguises.

08:35Especial!

08:38Especial, you're all right.

08:41Were you terribly frightened?

08:43Just look at that courage.

08:46Gristle here. Officer down. Need assistance. Over.

08:56Good work, Officer Gristle.

08:58Or should I say, Sergeant Gristle.

09:01You've captured the notorious cat burglar and made the streets a safer place.

09:07Especially for cats.

09:11Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.

09:14What about Bookie?

09:16He catch a kitty burger. Find Especial.

09:20Say you sorry.

09:22Okay.

09:24I'm sorry I yelled at you.

09:27Thanks for helping me earn my stripes.

09:29You have to tell him he's been a good dog.

09:32Oh, all right.

09:34I'm sorry, Berkeley.

09:36You're a good dog.

09:42No kissing while on duty!

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