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Chosen Family Trailer - official movie trailer HD
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00:00You have terrible taste in boyfriends.
00:04No more basket cases.
00:05Yes, please.
00:06Hi, I'm Steve.
00:07Is he single?
00:08Because I like this.
00:09I think you're the most beautiful yoga teacher in all of Rhode Island.
00:14We went on a date.
00:15And?
00:16Is this how you seduce women?
00:17Is it working?
00:21You are your sister's keeper.
00:22She's almost 40.
00:2340 is the new 30.
00:24Marry that nice guy from my church group.
00:27He's a virgin.
00:28It's weird you know that.
00:31I think his daughter might hate me.
00:33What do you want, Lily?
00:34You gone.
00:35This kid is going to grow up to be a straight up ex-murderer.
00:37She's plotting to get rid of me.
00:38You sleep in the same bed with Anne?
00:39Who's a better dancer, Daddy?
00:40Bad girls make them say wow.
00:41Okay.
00:42Let's do a little role play.
00:43I'm Lily.
00:44What do you want to say to me?
00:45Lily?
00:46Learn some manners, you sadistic...
00:47No.
00:48No, no.
00:49You can't say that to a kid.
00:50Cleo.
00:51Cleo came up with a great new idea.
01:00Punch Pilates.
01:02It's a cross between Pilates and kickboxing.
01:05How did I end up with these crazy people?
01:09Let's go!
01:10Family sucks.
01:11Your thoughts create your reality.
01:17Any positive thoughts today, guys?
01:19If we're all doing tricks, do your juggles.
01:25That's how I kept girls away in college.
01:32The most important thing is not what sucks in life, but what's good.
01:39Yoga sucks.
01:41Punch Pilates is the new trend.
01:43You still want to hang out with me after all that?
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