Manchester United legend to join band on UK tour

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Manchester United legend to join band on UK tourThe Reytons

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00:00Thanks a lot, Neil. We'll be in touch, mate.

00:02Cheers, lads. See you around.

00:03Next!

00:06Heyo, Gary.

00:07How are we, lads?

00:08Not bad, mate. How are you?

00:09A little bit nervous, but I'm ready for this.

00:10Don't be nervous, mate.

00:11If you know what's happened here, Lee's hurt himself.

00:13We need a new bass player for tour.

00:15Tell us, why do you think it could be you?

00:16Well, if Lee can play for the ratings, so can I.

00:20Dead easy day. All we're going to do is put you through a series of tests.

00:22First one, movement.

00:25You need to be jumping around a bit.

00:27You've got to look at me.

00:28To be fair, the movement that Lee does, half the time, even though I do it...

00:32I'm looking at it on YouTube and I'm embarrassed.

00:34These have got kids. He's a middle-aged man.

00:36That's it.

00:37Next one, hype.

00:38I'm telling you now.

00:39He's 86 pounds.

00:40He's not, honestly.

00:41He's 86.

00:42He's 5'5".

00:46I think that's about 5'10", that, Gary, mate.

00:475'11".

00:485'11".

00:49Where my hand is.

00:50Bring that down a bit, mate.

00:51Hang on.

00:525'11".

00:53Number three, dietary requirements.

00:57We're on tour. You're hungry.

00:58What are we eating?

01:02Get in.

01:03Speed.

01:04How fast can you drink a pint?

01:07What are you like at risk-taking, Gary?

01:08Think about it.

01:09Lower.

01:10Lower?

01:11He's going to go lower. You're an idiot.

01:15You need to know what your personality's like, what your character's like.

01:18Yeah, buddy.

01:20Yes, buddy!

01:22That's three yeses.

01:23Jamie, what do you reckon, pal?

01:24I think he's a bit boring.

01:26What are you like under pressure, Gary?

01:27Fans want to see success here, Gary.

01:29Yeah.

01:33I'm in the ratings, eh?

01:34Get in there!

01:35You're done, mate.

01:36You've literally ticked every box there, pal.

01:37I don't know about you lads, but I think the only question is now,

01:41you know, what are you like actually on bass?

01:42I've never played bass in my life.

01:45You're in.

01:52Yeah, buddy!

01:55Position's been filled, mate.

01:59What?

02:02OK.

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