00:00Let's get diggin'!
00:14Oh, camera crew. It's right to interview, my job.
00:20It's simple, I'm a carrier. I go in after the miners are done drilling and find the goods. I collect the ore.
00:27Make it safe down there for those guys, so that we all get back unharmed.
00:32I know our approach isn't the most environmentally efficient, but it gets the job done.
00:37Being a guard, you never know what kind of organisms you're going to be dealing with.
00:42Lurking in the shadows.
00:45I know drilling may cause a lot of unwanted attention, but that's what the guards are for.
00:49It's my job to take them out. Disgusting creatures.
00:54We have other things to be worried about down here, like getting crushed by boulders or freezing to death.
00:59Believe me, they are not fun to kill.
01:04Sometimes I think our platform manager doesn't care if we live or die.
01:08You hear that? That guy just died removing a fire geyser.
01:12Everything we do down here is to make the galaxy a better place. This is our purpose.
01:18This technology allows for terraforming new planets and adapting those unfit for life.
01:23And if we're unlucky, destroying planets.
01:26Sometimes I wish it were me running into that fire.
01:29But the more minerals we find, the better we can improve our platform.
01:33Which will raise our chances for success.
01:36The more we drill, the more we provoke these creatures.
01:40But I'm really just here to kill bugs, man.
01:45Well, that's my cue.
01:48And if you're watching this and considering joining the Drill Corps, you should.
01:53Do what's right for your planet.
01:55Duty calls, gentlemen. I'll see you in the mines.
01:59It's drilling time.
02:01Drill Corps, Inc. Building tomorrow's galaxy one core at a time.
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