00:00So, you know how SEGA owns Angry Birds now?
00:03Well, our boss finally released a trailer for Sonic 3!
00:06Woo-hoo!
00:07It's an outrage! Sonic's gonna be faster than me again!
00:10Sonic, you finally found me.
00:12Team Sonic is so cool!
00:15Not Big Ben!
00:16It's alright, lads. Mechanic Big can fix it.
00:19There's the Knuckles that everyone loves.
00:21I know it's annoying, but easy.
00:23But you didn't change who you are in here.
00:26Yeah, in my lungs.
00:28Shows what I know about heterobiology.
00:31He is an alien, after all.
00:33Oh, hey, boss. And someone I don't know.
00:38Oh, it's the Shadow Boy.
00:41Whoa, that was real!
00:43Team Sonic's immediate assistance.
00:45Team Sonic.
00:47Shadow is far beyond anything we've ever seen.
00:49My favorite emo.
00:51Oh, great, not only is Shadow super fast, but he can teleport now?
00:55Hey, Chuck, Shadow's pretty fast.
00:57Jealous?
00:59No, I'm not jealous of Shadow.
01:03Maria...
01:06Is this really gonna be Sonic Adventure 2?
01:10In darkness...
01:12In darkness, I'm sure.
01:17An alien!
01:19And he has fireballs!
01:21The end is near!
01:23Yeah!
01:24I'm still faster than Sonic, though.
01:26Wow, they really are doing Sonic Adventure 2!
01:29Much more impressive than the hedgehog I fought previously.
01:34You colorful bunch.
01:36Oh, so that's what he sounds like.
01:38Actually, Sonic, I would like to bite.
01:40Get him, Knuckles, get him!
01:42Oh, shoot.
01:44And he has a penalty move!
01:48No!
01:50Oh, shoot, his rocket boots are back!
01:53See you later, imposter.
01:55Knuckles really went wrong.
01:57Do I look like I need your power, too?
01:59Sonic, I need your power!
02:03He's too powerful.
02:05He's skating on my brethren.
02:07And now he's skating on those humans!
02:09What kind of alien is he?
02:11I can't believe I'm saying this.
02:13Is the bad guy gonna team up with the good guy?
02:16When is that ever stopping?
02:18Oh, get a load of this!
02:21Whoa, he's just as big as the original Eggman!
02:24Mmm, eggs.
02:26Don't even think about it!
02:30Hey, Sonic's actually giving him his power.
02:35Ah, yes, the power couple is back.
02:38Jim Carrey.
02:41We're gonna miss you when you're gone.
02:43I know, right?
02:47I so miss shipping them.
02:49It's a great day for fanfiction!
02:52Aw, snap, they're really coming together.
02:55Oh, Shadow's motorcycle!
02:57Let's go, dude!
02:58There's so many things going on right now.
03:02What did he do?
03:04Ooh, the Akira motorcycle slide!
03:07Whoa!
03:08Hedgehog versus hedgehog!
03:10Big whoop, I can do that, too.
03:13Awesome!
03:15I am so excited for this movie!
03:18Crikey, who's this?
03:20Two Jim Carreys?
03:22Give me the camera real quick!
03:23Dr. Gerald Robotnik?
03:26In the saggy flesh.
03:28Aw, what a sweet family reunion.
03:30I cannot wait to see this movie.
03:32We finally get to see Shadow on the silver screen!
03:36He's looking as menacing as ever!
03:38I wonder if he's gonna look for the Chaos Emeralds.
03:41Oh, you mean the...
03:42...for Chaos Emerald?
03:44Whoa, is that Tobey Maguire as a hedgehog?
03:47That's not a symbiote.
03:49That's the ultimate life form!
03:51Thanks, Bouncy!
03:53Wait, wait, am I reading this right?
03:55I knew that the voice was familiar.
03:58Keanu Reeves' voice in Shadow?
04:01First, he's in a game that nobody likes.
04:03Then, he's a taco weed.
04:05And now, he's the ultimate life form!
04:09Wow, I can't believe Shadow is bodying Sonic like Broly bodying Goku.
04:13He's the ultimate life form. Of course he can do that.
04:15I can't wait to see him in the movie, bro!
04:18Um, actually...
04:20This isn't Shadow the Hedgehog.
04:22This is Shadow the Wretchdog!
04:24The game design is obviously so much better.
04:27But the movie design makes him so cuddly!
04:29And look at these quills.
04:31They're not intimidating at all.
04:33He just looks like the black recoloring of Sonic!
04:36This seems to high-five the worst representation of Shadow the Hedgehog!
04:40Shut up, you basement dweller!
04:42They're gracious enough to game Shadow his motorcycle.
04:44They have to give him his body.
04:46For his neutral special, he wields a gun.
04:48Do you think he's gonna say,
04:50CHAOS CONTROL!
04:52And go super like Sonic?
04:54Wait a minute, guys. This is basically Sonic Adventure 2, right?
04:57It's very similar!
04:59Shadow's in this movie.
05:01I think this is Prison Island.
05:03And we have Maria Robotnik!
05:05Where's Amy Rose?
05:07Guys, we're missing someone very important here!
05:09Like, girl, you can't let all the boys have the fun, right?
05:12Oh, yeah!
05:13You're right.
05:14She makes a good point!
05:15Maybe she'll be in the future trailer.
05:17I don't know. Not sure.
05:19If they don't have Amy Rose,
05:21send Sonic to space,
05:22or have Liv and learn playing,
05:24I'm gonna give this movie zero out of five stars!
05:27Shut up, basement dweller!
05:29I can't believe I'm agreeing with Stella,
05:31but Roost the Bat is also missing!
05:33Surely, Shadow can't be the only alien who wants the Master Emerald!
05:40Wait a minute, Earthlings.
05:42You want more of these aliens to invade your planet?
05:45So. Many. Aliens!
05:48Earthlings, I seem to recall that other Earthlings say that
05:51Jim Carrey's final movie role is in Sonic 2.
05:55Of course I want another movie with Jim Carrey!
05:58I love the way you make them!
05:59Guys, can I get Maya this shot really quick?
06:01I really like this shot.
06:03I really like seeing Team Sonic together again.
06:06Did I forget to mention I like this shot?
06:09What about this rip-off shot, Mike?
06:11Oh, I like this shot too!
06:13Oh, y'all, I can't wait to hear their version of
06:16Liv and Learn if they're gonna do it!
06:22Hey!
06:23What? The song is not copyrighted this time!
06:25Wait a minute, Doom Corps!
06:27I see what you're all cooking,
06:29but you're forgetting one important detail!
06:31And what can that possibly be?
06:33How is the Octoberfest?
06:35Is Gerald Robotnik alive?
06:37Didn't he die in Sonic Adventure 2?
06:40People say the movie is PG-13.
06:43Maybe that's why Gerald Robotnik is alive?
06:46I don't know.
06:47If it's PG-13, how is Shadow gonna be edgy?
06:50How are they gonna handle Maria?
06:52How am I gonna get my emo angst?
06:55I'm happy that Sonic 3 is being based on Sonic Adventure 2,
06:59but it doesn't have to fully follow Sonic Adventure 2 1-1!
07:03Yes it does!
07:05And we're gonna be very salty about it if it doesn't!
07:08Final thoughts?
07:09We're all very excited to see the movie.
07:11No, no, no!
07:12Not because we're being paid by Sega to say that we're excited,
07:16but we're generally excited to see how this turns out,
07:19since the first two Sonic movies are really good.
07:22Sega fans, I am not jealous of Shadow's speed!
07:26Oh hey guys, we're getting another Barbenheimer!
07:29I can't wait to see Team Sonic again!
07:32I do hope this movie has a lot of eggs!
07:35I just hope that this movie does Shadow justice,
07:38and the rest of the Sonic franchise justice!
07:42Get out of here, basement dweller!
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