- 1 year ago
Funny Comedy by Anita Devgan _ Best Punjabi Scene _ Punjabi Comedy Clip _ Tasty.Vibes
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00:00Wow, I thought you were a gentleman!
00:12Pua's here!
00:13Hello Pua, when did you come?
00:15You idiot, I came in the morning.
00:17I went to get you, where the hell were you?
00:19Pua! I'm dead.
00:20Oh, you're from abroad?
00:22I went straight to the station to get you.
00:24I found out from there that the boy who came here got off from Dabai Bhattri.
00:27I'm sure it's going to be an old car.
00:31How can it be an old car?
00:33That's why I'm going to open the center of the car.
00:35So that the balance of the car is good.
00:36Sister, why don't you come by bus?
00:38It's late.
00:39What are you saying?
00:40When I sit in the bus, I feel like killing myself.
00:43That's also true.
00:44It's better to kill yourself than to kill the bus.
00:47Tarya, look at your dirty child.
00:50How she treats her innocent aunt.
00:52Innocent? And aunt?
00:54My uncle goes to the village headman and sleeps there.
00:56It's a danger to my life.
00:58And you want to kill her?
00:59If you keep doing this to me,
01:02I'll go crazy thinking about you.
01:03People will think that I'm a monkey.
01:06Tarya, get the boy out of the way.
01:07You wait and see how I get him out of the way.
01:09Aunt, tea.
01:11What kind of tea is this?
01:13It's not leafy, that's why the color is like this.
01:15It's because you dip your finger in it.
01:17Isn't it?
01:18Yes, aunt. I've bathed twice.
01:20This week.
01:23It's hot.
01:24Even if it's cold, it lasts for a week or two.
01:27Tarya, who's kneading the dough in the house?
01:29I'm kneading it, aunt.
01:31Do you think these two are doing some work?
01:33Listen to me carefully.
01:35If you don't bathe today,
01:37I'll tie your legs.
01:39Get lost.
01:41Tarya, I don't like the breeze of Nimmi.
01:43Pay attention to the boy.
01:44Why should I pay attention to him?
01:46I told him to learn to eat from his father.
01:48He'll just eat food.
01:49What food?
01:50The patient's bones are removed in the evening.
01:52The patient's body is removed in the evening.
01:54The body is removed in the evening.
01:56But no one comes here and sees.
01:58They don't even touch my sister.
02:02Brother, don't beat me so much.
02:04Sister, I couldn't give you a wedding gift,
02:06so I thought I'd beat you up.
02:09This time, I'll teach him a lesson.
02:13Will you stop him?
02:15I'll stop him.
02:17Let me wash my scooter first.
02:22Father, give me the key.
02:24I'll give it to you now.
02:27Hey!
02:28I'll give it to you later.
02:29Father, leave it. It hurts.
02:31This is how it hurts when I have to
02:33rub oil on my scooter every day.
02:35Give me the scooter.
02:36If my mother were alive today,
02:38I'd see how you'd answer me.
02:40Your mother never answered your father like this.
02:43What kind of a father is he?
02:44I'm not a father.
02:45He's just a brother.
02:47I'm not a father yet.
02:48I'll be a father when I grow up.
02:51I don't like your son, Lachhan.
02:53This is how his friends should be.
02:55All his friends are like dogs.
02:57Except for Madhu's son.
03:01Who's Madhu?
03:05He's the last one in our village.
03:08I don't even like Lachhan's father.
03:24Are you going to keep rubbing your moustache
03:26or are you going to rub this rascal's moustache too?
03:31Mouna Moosewala.
03:34Mouna Moosewala.
03:37Don't call him Moona.
03:38Call him Siddhi Chhel.
03:40He's a great singer.
03:42Don't call him Cheek.
03:43Call him Lambiya.
03:44Yes, sir.
03:45He's going to get a heart attack.
03:49Mr. Moosewala,
03:50how much effect does a police officer have on a criminal?
03:59Think of it this way.
04:00A police officer
04:02looks like a thug
04:04and asks for a bullet all his life.
04:08Good for you.
04:09A police officer used to have a lot of money.
04:12I'll deal with you later.
04:14First, I'm going to get that scoundrel
04:16who's always after his girl.
04:18Look, Dara.
04:20Police officer.
04:21Whatever you are.
04:22Did you bring him here to be a vagabond
04:24or did you make him your slave?
04:25I was tired, ma'am.
04:26I thought the boy wouldn't go anywhere.
04:28I'm getting the boy ready.
04:29I'm getting the boy ready.
04:30Why do you need oil?
04:31If I can break people's bones,
04:33I can also break his bones.
04:34Hand him over to me.
04:35Then you'll see what I'll do to him.
04:38No, no.
04:39You beat him up yourself.
04:41I won't be satisfied with his father's beatings.
04:44He's my son.
04:45Even if I have to give my dirty money to the police,
04:47you won't be able to beat my son up.
04:49I'm the girl's father.
04:52I can't beat him up with the police.
04:54I can't put a garland of flowers around his neck.
04:56Your daughter is wearing a garland of flowers
04:58around my nephew's neck.
04:59Isn't that wrong?
05:00You shouldn't talk to a boy like that.
05:02But ma'am,
05:03your son is calling.
05:04He must be calling.
05:06But he won't go to your house,
05:07pick up your phone,
05:08and put it around your daughter's ear.
05:10He's selling me off.
05:12Ma'am, keep it cool.
05:14Why?
05:15Do you think I'm a fool to keep it cool?
05:17I've already spent two bucks.
05:18You're asking me to keep it cool.
05:19Let go of my son.
05:20You can take your son.
05:22But explain it to him properly.
05:24I won't tolerate this again.
05:27Keep him locked up.
05:28Tariq,
05:29don't make excuses after getting married.
05:31You'll get what you deserve.
05:33I don't have the guts like you.
05:36Let it be, daddy.
05:37Go to Kaale Veer and fix a marriage.
05:40We'll break the girl.
05:41Look, ma'am,
05:42according to the law,
05:43we can't do anything.
05:45But if we do something,
05:46we'll be defamed.
05:47If you both want to get married,
05:49then get married.
05:50Get married.
05:51Both of you will be happy.
05:53By the way, the police officer
05:55is right.
05:56What is he saying?
05:57You still want to break the girl
05:59after seeing the boy?
06:04Brother,
06:05no girl makes mistakes in her youth.
06:07Please forgive them.
06:09By the way,
06:10I really like your sister.
06:12What do you say?
06:13I also accept this proposal.
06:14I don't accept this proposal at all.
06:18Uncle,
06:19I don't know what I am to you.
06:23But in my eyes,
06:24my daughter is everything to me.
06:27Just give her hand to me once.
06:30I will understand
06:31everything in the world.
06:33You said the same thing
06:34to my father before marriage.
06:36He didn't teach me.
06:37He didn't teach me.
06:38Look.
06:39That means,
06:40he's the one who kept giving you
06:41all these things.
06:42Yes, yes.
06:43Okay,
06:44you are done with this.
06:45Let's get married.
06:48What?
06:49God has listened to us.
06:50Who listens to you?
06:52Congratulations.
06:53Congratulations.
06:54Where is he?
06:55Don't worry, son.
06:56Nimma is absolutely fine.
06:57Not Nimma.
06:58Where is my Sunny?
06:59Forget Sunny.
07:00Where is your mother?
07:01Call your mother.
07:03Come, come.
07:04Take a picture.
07:05Take a picture of them.
07:07Here you go.
07:08Give him the ring.
07:13The boy's father is here.
07:15Idiot.
07:16Yes, teacher.
07:17The boy doesn't have a father.
07:19I told you about the proposal.
07:21What are you saying, mother?
07:22The boy's father came to propose himself.
07:24Who are you?
07:26I'm the girl's father.
07:28The girl's father is a government officer.
07:31You think I'm a circus performer.
07:33Call the girl's father.
07:34I'll talk to him.
07:35I'm the girl's father.
07:38Satnam called Sati a circus performer.
07:42Call the boy's father.
07:43I'll talk to him.
07:45The boy's father
07:46won't come out of his grave
07:47to talk to you.
07:48He's been married for 22 years.
07:53Idiot.
07:56The boy's father
07:57won't come out of his grave to dance.
08:00Idiot.
08:01Mother, we were stopped by mistake.
08:03Please forgive us.
08:05Come on, let's go.
08:06Give me my blanket.
08:07Give me my blanket.
08:08I gave you the mundi.
08:09Give me the mundi.
08:10Give me the mundi.
08:11Let's go inside.
08:12I need 10,000 rupees.
08:13Where?
08:14Come on, let's go.
08:15No, you keep it.
08:19Hello.
08:22Hello.
08:30Do you have blue colors?
08:33Give it to me.
08:34Do you have blue colors?
08:35What's wrong with colors?
08:36Colors are just colors.
08:40Come, brother.
08:41Uncle, cut it.
08:42Uncle, you brought me to heaven.
08:44I'm uncle's son.
08:45Don't talk like that.
08:48Billu, did you hit your mother again?
08:50Uncle, she was hit by a bullet.
08:51I'm talking to the gun.
08:54He can hit the mundi.
08:55What can I do?
08:57You can hit the mundi.
09:00This is our paratha.
09:01This is the mundi.
09:02Yes.
09:03We made it ourselves.
09:05We made it.
09:06We made it.
09:09Here you go.
09:18Let's go.
09:19Let's go.
09:20What should I do?
09:21I can't do it.
09:23And there's no one to help.
09:24Do you want to lock me up?
09:25The elders didn't say that.
09:26They often lock you up.
09:28Let's go.
09:29I'll spit on you.
09:30No, no.
09:31You shouldn't spit on people.
09:33Sunny, he's your brother-in-law.
09:35Let's go.
09:36Let's go.
09:38Let's go.
09:39Let's go.
09:41Let's go.
09:43Stop it.
09:44I've had enough.
09:45Stop it.
09:46Come on.
09:47You've had enough.
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