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Cresi Juarez

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00:00Hey Apple!

00:01What?!

00:01Knife!

00:02Huh?

00:03Aaaaaaaaaa!

00:04Oh, I warned you!

00:06Ow!

00:07Well, that looks like it hurts.

00:08Noooooooo!

00:09Aaaaaaaaaa!

00:11Tried to warn him.

00:16Hey Pear!

00:17Oh God.

00:18You don't shut up!

00:19And it's Pumpkin!

00:20Pumpkin!

00:21Not Orange!

00:22Not Plumpkin!

00:23And I'm not your brother!

00:24What?

00:25What is it?

00:26Why are you mumbling and making that face?

00:28Knife!

00:29Huh?

00:31Aah!

00:32Ugh.

00:33Somebody should take that guy's knife away.

00:35Aah!

00:36Breaking my head.

00:38Oh, no, he's tearing your insides out.

00:39Aah!

00:43Hey.

00:44Hey, Plumpkin.

00:45Hey, Plumpkin.

00:46Hey.

00:47Hey, Plumpkin.

00:49Somebody carved a face on your butt.

00:50Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

00:53Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

00:56Oh.

00:58Hey, who turned out the lights?

00:59You're an apple.

01:00I'm a tomato.

01:01Apple, tomato, apple, tomato, apple, tomato.

01:05Blender.

01:05Huh?

01:06Whoa!

01:07Eh, ow!

01:08Bull.

01:09Hey, hey buddy, don't, no, don't press the button.

01:11What's that button do?

01:12Don't press the button, please don't press the button!

01:13Ah!

01:14Ah!

01:15Ah!

01:16Ah!

01:17Tomato, are you okay?

01:18Ah!

01:19Ah!

01:19Wow, you're juicy.

01:21If you were a fruit, you'd be in a real jam.

01:23Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

01:24Ow.

01:25Ow.

01:26Ow.

01:29Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

01:32Hey tomato, good to see ya.

01:35I was hopin' we could ketchup.

01:36Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

01:38Get it, ketchup.

01:40Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

01:42Hee hee hee hee hee hee!

01:44Hee hee hee hee hee!

01:45I'm so funny.

01:46I tell the best jokes in the world.

01:48Hey Orange!

01:49What?

01:50What is it Orange?

01:51Knife.

01:51Huh?

01:52Ah!

01:54Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

01:55Ah!

01:56AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

02:26um hey Apple I'm not talking to you nigh I've already told you these these are

02:33not knives no night this is my hair I spiked them up to look cool and it's

02:38something you can't do because you are

02:56Someone help me.

02:59Hey, Apple, I don't mean to stare,

03:01but you're looking worse for wear.

03:03Orange, you are sick.

03:06Uh, you know what else rhymes with hair?

03:08You do, Pear!

03:10Leave me out of this.

03:11Arrgh!

03:12Arrgh!

03:13Arrgh!

03:14Arrgh!

03:15Arrgh!

03:16Arrgh!

03:17Arrgh!

03:18Arrgh!

03:19Arrgh!

03:20Arrgh!

03:21Arrgh!

03:22Arrgh!

03:23Whoa, that was crazy.

03:25Jeez.

03:26Oh, so that's how it is.

03:28I try to help you out and you stab me in the back.

03:30Jeez, you sound like a real Caesar salad.

03:33Caesar salad?

03:35I don't get it.

03:36You know, Caesar.

03:37Stabbed in the back?

03:38Knife?

03:39Yeah.

03:41Still not getting it.

03:43Knife!

03:44Arrgh!

03:45Arrgh!

03:46Arrgh!

03:47Arrgh!

03:48Arrgh!

03:49Arrgh!

03:50It's a coleslaw-ter!

03:52Arrgh!

03:53Arrgh!

03:54Arrgh!

03:55Aw, I liked cabbage, too.

03:57Man, it just goes to show ya,

03:59you never know when your time's up.

04:01Arrgh!

04:02Pot of gold?

04:03Arrgh!

04:04Keep it!

04:05Forget it, I don't even want it anymore!

04:07Whoa, take it easy, little giant.

04:09I'm not a little giant, I'm a freakin' leprechaun!

04:11And you're an annoying sack of citrus

04:13if I've ever met one in all me days.

04:14Fine, I wish you had your pot of gold

04:16so you'd stop being so angry.

04:18Finally!

04:19Arrgh!

04:20Whoa, whoa.

04:21Sorry, little giant.

04:22Are you okay?

04:24Little giant?

04:25Oh, now I'll never get my pinwheel back.

04:29Huh.

04:30Arrgh!

04:31Hey, finders keepers, dude.

04:33Geez, for a tater, you're a real hater.

04:35Maybe you're a hater-tot.

04:36Arrgh!

04:37Sweet mother of-

04:38Arrgh, your voice is stabbing me like a giant-

04:40Let me guess, knife?

04:42What?

04:43Arrgh!

04:44Arrgh!

04:45Arrgh!

04:46Arrgh!

04:47Whoa, it's a face-off!

04:49Arrgh!

04:50Arrgh!

04:51Arrgh!

04:52I don't know who to root for.

04:53Arrgh!

04:54Get it?

04:55Arrgh!

04:56Arrgh!

04:57Wait, wait, what are you doing?

04:59What are you doing?

04:59Arrgh!

05:00Oh well, that guy needed a thicker skin anyways.

05:02Arrgh!

05:03Arrgh!

05:04Arrgh!

05:05Arrgh!

05:06Hey, Carrot, I know what'll make you forget about being sad.

05:09Really?

05:10What?

05:11Air horn.

05:12Arrgh!

05:13What is wrong with me?

05:14This happens every time I go out.

05:15It's always the jerk and the weirdo.

05:17If that's the choices, I'd rather take-

05:18Knife?

05:19Huh?

05:20Knife.

05:21Arrgh!

05:24Oh my God!

05:27Whoa, Grapefruit's beside himself.

05:29Ow!

05:30Arrgh!

05:31Do you know how much this hurts?

05:33Hey, at least he's not such a sourpuss now.

05:35Arrgh!

05:36Arrgh!

05:37Ow.

05:37Arrgh!

05:41This kitchen is awful.

05:42How do you stand it?

05:44No, it's not so bad.

05:45Just ask Pear.

05:46Somebody, please, kill me now.

05:48Geez, don't get angry.

05:49You're turning into a monster.

05:51Arrgh!

05:52I can't take it!

05:53Someone end this right now.

05:55I can't take any more stupid puns.

05:57Yes, I am so out of here.

06:00Uh-oh, where are you going, Cheese?

06:02Yes.

06:03Ah, ow!

06:04Ooh.

06:06End my misery.

06:07No more puns.

06:09No more-

06:10Arrgh!

06:11Well, that looks really degrading.

06:12Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

06:13Ow.

06:14I regret nothing!

06:15Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

06:16Nothing!

06:20Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

06:22Hey, Cheese.

06:23Are you feeling any cheddar?

06:25Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

06:26No!

06:30You really get around.

06:31Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

06:35Tra la la la.

06:38Tra la la la.

06:41Arrgh!

06:43No, no, thank you.

06:45Do you have any requests?

06:47Ooh, hey, do you know any show tunes?

06:49Free Bird!

06:50Do Free Bird!

06:51Ooh, ooh, nice!

06:53Knife?

06:54I don't know that one.

06:55No, knife!

06:58Ouch!

06:59Whoa!

07:00Ah!

07:00Chili Gordo!

07:01Amigo, you have cut me deeper than any woman I have ever met.

07:05Actually, his name is Knife.

07:06Yes, and someday, he will come to us all.

07:09Geez, that's kind of dark.

07:11And yet, there is still light.

07:14The burning light of passion.

07:16It is now in your hands.

07:18But I don't have hands, I'm an orange.

07:19Nor do I, but yet I'm still-

07:23Ha ha ha, yes, my friend.

07:26I knew you wouldn't let me die.

07:28Ouch.

07:28Thanks, jalapeno.

07:30Keep the passion burning, orange.

07:32Keep it burning.

07:34Please stop.

07:35Orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange.

07:37Seriously, dude, stop.

07:38Orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange.

07:40Somebody, please, put me out of my misery.

07:44No, it was a figure of speech!

07:46Ah!

07:47Whoa!

07:49Lady Pasta, you've got b-b-b-b-burnt face.

07:53All right, cool.

07:56Cool.

07:57Cool.

07:58Cool.

07:59Cool.

08:00Cool.

08:02Cool.

08:02Night.

08:03Ah!

08:05Oh my God!

08:06What the heck?

08:08Ah!

08:09Oh, cucumber, you really got yourself in a pickle.

08:11Ow.

08:15Oh, bummer.

08:16I really liked Cucumber.

08:17He was cool.

08:19Hmm, now what?

08:23Hey, Pear.

08:23Oh, not again.

08:25We've got to figure out a way to stop them.

08:27Oh no, they're getting worse by the second.

08:29Help me.

08:31Hey, Orange.

08:33I know we just met and all, but.

08:35We're really sorry this is happening to you, Orange.

08:37You seem like such a great.

08:40What was that?

08:41I don't know.

08:42It kind of sounded like a.

08:43Gorilla!

08:44Huh?

08:45Ah!

08:46Ah!

08:52Whoa, that guy doesn't monkey around.

08:54How did that thing get in here?

08:56Poor boomerangs.

08:57I don't think they'll come back from that one.

08:59Okay, we get it, enough.

09:01I wonder why they didn't give him the slip.

09:04Thanks a bunch, Mango.

09:05Well, I am a life coach.

09:08No, really, I am.

09:10So you know, if you got any friends

09:11that might need some help.

09:12Oh, I know who you should talk to.

09:14Who's that?

09:15Knife.

09:16Oh, sorry about the heads up.

09:19Stop it!

09:20Stop it!

09:22Oh!

09:23Ow!

09:24Ow!

09:25I knew you guys would hit it off.

09:27Ah!

09:30Talk about an eyeful.

09:31Oh man, that's gonna leave a mark.

09:33Oh!

09:34Ow!

09:35Ow!

09:36Uh-oh, looks like you're gonna have to fork it over.

09:38You idiot!

09:40That's not how you cut a mango.

09:41Way to go, Mango.

09:42You're winning.

09:43That's because it's a new day in the kitchen, Orange.

09:46Trust me.

09:47Ah!

09:48Just tell me exactly what you're thinking.

09:50The first thing that comes to your mind,

09:52the very first thing.

09:53Just tell me, Orange.

09:54It's okay.

09:57Knife.

09:58What?

10:00Knife.

10:00Oh!

10:03Wow!

10:04Oh!

10:07Oh, I would do, oh!

10:10Whoa, pepper.

10:12You know, we really should be getting used

10:14to that sort of thing by now.

10:16Oh!

10:17Oh!

10:18Oh!

10:19Oh!

10:20Oh!

10:21Oh!

10:22Oh!

10:23Oh!

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