The Wiggles Wigglehouse Segment: Funny Greg (1998)

Aaron Limbaugh

Season 1 (1997-1998)

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00:00So Doctor, how bad is it?

00:13The patient is resting.

00:14He will eventually make a full recovery.

00:17Great!

00:18But he needs special care.

00:22What exactly is wrong with Greg, Doc?

00:25The patient has lost his sense of humour.

00:33Maybe he left it around here somewhere.

00:34Let's have a look for it.

00:35Wiggles!

00:36What does it look like anyway?

00:37I don't know, Jeff, but I bet it's a funny looking thing.

00:44Please, you will not find any sense of humour here.

00:47It is not like Greg has lost a toy or something.

00:50It means he has forgotten how to smile and be happy.

00:54Yes?

00:55Yes!

00:56Yes!

00:57But what can we do for Greg, Doc?

00:59I think you will find that laughter is the best medicine.

01:03Gee, no sense of humour.

01:10No wonder Greg looks so miserable.

01:12I'd hate not to be able to laugh.

01:14Me too.

01:15Me three.

01:16We're going to have to think of something to fix this.

01:19Hi, Greg.

01:22Greg, we've prepared a nice comfortable place for you over here by the very, very funny

01:27clock.

01:28Yep, sure is a funny clock.

01:32Hey, Greg, the doctor said you're going to be alright.

01:40Anthony, what are you doing?

01:42Me?

01:43Nothing, Greg, nothing.

01:44Not funny, Anthony.

01:45What are you two doing?

01:46Can't you see?

01:47I'm sick.

01:48This is going to be really tough, guys.

01:52How about?

01:53Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle.

02:01Tickling won't work, nothing seems to work.

02:03I can't even giggle, I don't know what to do.

02:06Don't worry, Greg.

02:07We'll think of something.

02:08Hey Greg, why do birds fly south on the winter?

02:13I don't know, why?

02:15I don't know, why?

02:16Because it's too far to walk!

02:18Ha ha ha!

02:19What happened to the banana that sat in the sun for too long?

02:22I don't know!

02:23What happened to the banana that sat in the sun for too long?

02:26It started to peel! Ha ha ha!

02:29I've got one!

02:30What do cows do for fun?

02:32Huh? What do they do?

02:34They go to the movies!

02:37Here's one!

02:38What did the tyre say to the hot road?

02:40What did the tyre say to the hot road?

02:43Ouchie pouchie diddly douchie!

02:45Ha ha ha!

02:46Ouchie pouchie diddly d...

02:48Anywho...

02:50Hey, look at me!

02:56Look, Wiggles, I'm really glad you're trying to make me laugh,

02:59but there's nothing we can do about it.

03:02I've lost my sense of humour.

03:04Forever.

03:06Hey, Greg, you've got to be able to laugh at funny things!

03:11Not funny, Murray.

03:13Looks like we can't help you unless you help yourself.

03:17How about...

03:19You make a really big effort to at least smile!

03:24Sometimes I wake up in the morning and I don't feel too happy,

03:27then I think about the good things, like my friends and food,

03:31and I can't help but smile!

03:36I know you're right, Anthony.

03:39OK, I'll give it a shot.

03:41Come on, Greg, come on.

03:51I can't do it.

03:53I think I'm all laughed out.

03:56What if we all did a really big smile?

03:59Maybe that'd transfer smiling power to you.

04:02What do you think? Let's all do our best smiles!

04:07That's great! Is it working?

04:09I don't think so!

04:12Will the Wiggles make Greg laugh?

04:15Can they hold their smiles much longer?

04:18What will they think of next?

04:22Can we stop now? This is starting to hurt my face!

04:27Thanks for trying, everyone, but it's just no good.

04:31Come on, Greg, let's not give up that easily!

04:35How do you turn soup into gold?

04:37I don't know!

04:38You add 14 carrots!

04:41Knock, knock!

04:42Who's there?

04:43Museum!

04:44Museum who?

04:45Now, Museum, now you're done!

04:48Oh, bloody, the Wiggles are having so much fun!

04:50I'm going to play a trick on them!

05:05That's so funny!

05:06What are you laughing at, Greg?

05:08Oh, nothing, Jeff, nothing!

05:13Dorothy!

05:14Hi!

05:15She sure got you, Jeff!

05:17What? Who? He's laughing!

05:19What? Who? I am! I'm laughing!

05:22This is great! Greg's got his sense of humour back!

05:25Doctor! Doctor! You're just in time!

05:28Greg has made a remarkable recovery!

05:30Dorothy here started to play a trick on the Wiggles

05:34and now Greg's got his sense of humour back, he's laughing!

05:36Oh, this is very good!

05:37Gee, thanks, Doc! I can laugh again!

05:39Don't mention it!

05:40Put her there!

05:43Hey, Doc, speaking of jokes, why did the boy take a ladder to school?

05:47He wanted to go to high school!

05:49What did one volcano say to another?

05:51I lava you!

05:53Hey, I've got a million options, Doc, come over here!

05:55Back to normal!

05:57Anyway, you want to see something really, really funny?

05:59Watch, I'll stand on my hands, you ready?

06:02Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

06:06Phew!

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