Comedians, sumalang sa pinaka bagong palaro ng It's Showtime na 'Throwbox'

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00:00Oh, it's you! Wow!

00:02Wow!

00:04Who gave birth to you?

00:06You don't look like this.

00:081930

00:10Oh, you admitted it.

00:121930, I was just retalked.

00:14My heart is here.

00:16You're so humble.

00:18That's why it's hard to talk to you.

00:20Why?

00:22Because you're always smiling.

00:24Where's your breath now?

00:26It's here.

00:28It's okay.

00:301979, year of the cockroach.

00:32Is there a cockroach?

00:34There's no cockroach.

00:36It's the year of the calamaris.

00:38Calamaris.

00:40It's already cooked.

00:42It's already cooked.

00:44So, if it's a cockroach,

00:46there's a dish with a cockroach.

00:48What's it called?

00:50In Thailand?

00:52Camaro.

00:54So, that's the Camaro.

00:56Camaro ribosado.

00:58But you're 19.

01:001979

01:02Yes.

01:04We're older than you.

01:06To be honest,

01:08I'm 1979 but I look like a kid.

01:10Negi looks younger than me

01:12but he looks like a parent, right?

01:14Yes.

01:16You're still young.

01:181979.

01:20Is that where you got your age?

01:22That's not a cockroach.

01:24It's just a plant.

01:26It's already cooked.

01:28So, let's cut it.

01:30If I only know that you'll see it,

01:32I hope I'm wearing pants.

01:34It's clean before but it's dirty

01:36because there's a lot of vinegar.

01:38Here we are.

01:40A beautiful woman.

01:42This is Anton Diva.

01:44Are you real?

01:461977

01:48How old are you now?

01:5047

01:521977

01:54That's what we can say

01:56that he's speaking the truth.

01:58Right, Chad?

02:00He's speaking the truth.

02:02Yes.

02:04He's a prophet.

02:06He was born in 1986.

02:08He's still proud

02:10that he's the youngest here.

02:12But I'm also the ugliest.

02:14No, you're not.

02:16Don't take away Long's title.

02:18It's embarrassing.

02:20Don't take away my title.

02:22Why do I always get involved?

02:24Why do I always get involved?

02:26I don't want to take away your title.

02:28Don't take away my title.

02:30It's okay, Long.

02:32It's okay.

02:34All people are ugly.

02:36You were born first.

02:38I was born last.

02:40They said,

02:42if you want to look good,

02:44don't look at me.

02:46What are you?

02:50Don't look at me.

02:52They have the same stripes,

02:54but they're different.

02:56This one is curly,

02:58but this one isn't.

03:00Anton,

03:02you're a fan of Regine,

03:04right?

03:06What year was her first album?

03:08That's all.

03:10I know that

03:12before

03:14Regine's 1990 album,

03:16she had

03:18Kum May Babalik Ko Lang.

03:20That was a long time ago.

03:22What year did she win the new champion?

03:241986?

03:261986?

03:28The writer is confused.

03:30I think she'll ask later.

03:32What was the first song

03:34of Regine Velasquez

03:36that became famous?

03:38Isang Lahi or Kum May Babalik Ko Lang.

03:40I don't think so.

03:42Prom D.

03:44Kum May Babalik Ko Lang.

03:46What's Prom D?

03:48There's Urong Sulong too.

03:50Prom D is her song

03:52about Filipinos.

03:54Yes, it was written by Ms. Tessie Tomas.

03:56Really?

03:58That's different.

04:00It's Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely.

04:02That's wrong.

04:04Why am I sleepy?

04:10It's Japanese.

04:12Japanese war.

04:14I'm tired.

04:16Becky Velo.

04:18What year were you born?

04:20We're live on TV,

04:22but in real life,

04:24I was born in 1900.

04:26I walked with Moises.

04:32Happy, happy.

04:34A little more.

04:36Yes.

04:38Go to Gollum.

04:40Were you with Noah's Ark?

04:42Actually,

04:44if the sea is like that,

04:46you'll hit your head.

04:50Let's go to Yamina.

04:52This is a trivia.

04:54What year

04:56did the first transgender

04:58best actress win in the Philippines?

05:002018.

05:022018.

05:06The first transgender

05:08best actress.

05:10Cinema One Originals.

05:18That's Becky Velo.

05:22What's this?

05:26Kalokalike.

05:28You joined yesterday.

05:30Isn't that Lebron James?

05:32This is Lebron.

05:34He's handsome.

05:38What trivia do you have?

05:40What year did you become a prostitute?

05:422024.

05:46You became a prostitute in 2024.

05:48What year did you give birth?

05:50Your Genoa SK.

05:52Nothing.

05:56Let's play.

05:58Why?

06:00What's that?

06:02We don't have time.

06:04We don't have time.

06:061976, March 31.

06:08Very proud.

06:10Fresh.

06:12Yes, August 11, 1976.

06:14You look like a dragon.

06:16You have a sore throat in 1976.

06:20You have a sore throat in 1976.

06:22You're eating red ginger.

06:24Correct.

06:28October 6, 1962.

06:30In Wikipedia,

06:32Long, you're eating

06:34red ginger.

06:381962.

06:40We accepted it.

06:42We accepted that you became a prostitute.

06:46Why is he so smart?

06:4862 plus 62.

06:50Let's do this.

06:522024.

06:56You should be happy

06:58that you're still alive.

07:00What's his name?

07:02That's how it should be.

07:04If you're still alive, you're still a prostitute, Long.

07:06But Johnny.

07:10Long is amazing.

07:12He used to be shy.

07:14Really?

07:16When he was buried,

07:18the priest said,

07:20we're from here.

07:22Even the priest went back.

07:24Give me his number.

07:26Give me his number, Bebet.

07:30Give me his number, Bebet.

07:34Okay, good luck, players.

07:36Out of 10,

07:38one will be left to play

07:40in the next round.

07:42The box that contains the star

07:44must be chosen.

07:46The box has a value of

07:4810,000 pesos.

07:50Let's go, let's go.

07:52Come out, robots.

07:54It's the throw box.

07:56It's the throw box.

07:58It's the throw box.

08:00It's the throw box.

08:02Let's travel back in time.

08:04It's the throw box.

08:06Thank you, players.

08:08You can now mine

08:10a throw box.

08:12Hold it tight.

08:14Don't drop it.

08:16Don't drop it.

08:18Hold it tight.

08:20It's time to choose.

08:22Only the color of the throw box

08:24will be chosen. Remember the color.

08:26Remember the color.

08:28You can't exchange it.

08:30Remember the color you're holding.

08:32Long, Alex,

08:34remember this because you'll forget it.

08:36Just a reminder, Petit Pepe,

08:38you're next to each other.

08:40For Gerald,

08:42it's red. For Chad, it's orange.

08:44For Petit, it's yellow. For Alex,

08:46what do you call that? Dark green.

08:48It's dark green.

08:50For Long,

08:52it's sky blue.

08:56It's not light steel.

08:58For Pepay,

09:00it's purple.

09:02For Bequivelo, it's sky blue.

09:04It's blue.

09:06For Anton Diva, it's pink.

09:08For Yamina, it's nude.

09:10It's nude.

09:12It's nude.

09:14Okay.

09:16We all know

09:18what you got.

09:20Let's find out who got

09:22the throw box

09:24that has a star inside.

09:26Players,

09:28throw the box

09:30at the same time.

09:32In 1, 2, 3.

09:34Throw box!

09:36Throw box!

09:38Throw box!

09:40Throw box!

09:42Who is it, Gerald?

09:44Who is it?

09:46Gerald has a star inside.

09:48It's a confetti.

09:50Congratulations, Gerald.

09:52You're the winner.

09:54You have 10,000 pesos.

09:56Exit,

09:58Anton and Gerald.

10:00They're done?

10:02Yes.

10:04Let me get married.

10:08Stop it.

10:10This is

10:12true.

10:14Continue on streaming on YouTube

10:16and IWANTTFC.

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