Jerald, Long at Alex, nakisaya sa 'Throwbox' ng It's Showtime

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00:00Maybe it's for you, but it doesn't make sense.

00:02Here we go.

00:03Let's find out who our players are today.

00:06Players, let's go!

00:25Final shot?

00:28First shot?

00:29What's that?

00:30Are you trying to put an effect on me?

00:35Are you trying to put an effect on me?

00:36You're going to tell me that your item is mine.

00:40Huh?

00:41What's this?

00:42That's what I'm saying.

00:43Are you trying to put a spell on me?

00:46This is crazy.

00:48I think I know all of them.

00:50Okay, I'll give you a hint.

00:51Because our Madlang players are comedians.

00:56This is Geraldo Torres,

00:58Negi,

00:59Fedeet,

01:00Pepay,

01:01Anton Diva,

01:02Yamina,

01:03Chad Ginis,

01:04Baby Velo,

01:05Alex Kamea,

01:06and Lord Maria.

01:08Oh my God!

01:09They're so young!

01:16These two are going to make it to the finals.

01:18Yes.

01:19Did you expect that?

01:20You're a student, Tim.

01:21I've already watched these two.

01:23We were the first ones to enter,

01:25but we're still young.

01:27In this segment,

01:28we need these two.

01:30All the generations have made it.

01:32Yes.

01:33We're still alive.

01:34We're still alive, right?

01:35Yes.

01:36But when I watched you,

01:37I was seven years old.

01:39Wow.

01:40Really?

01:41Yes.

01:42Oh my God, I saw your picture in Pearl Harbor.

01:45You made it there.

01:47Maybe this is it.

01:49Maybe this is it.

01:50This is JP's friend.

01:51But that's just one point, really.

01:53That's why we're here.

01:54Life is so long.

01:55Yes.

01:56That's why we're here.

01:57Because this is where the stem cells are injected.

01:59This is it.

02:00That's it.

02:01That's it.

02:02And he gave me so much.

02:04All of it.

02:05No.

02:06That's in ear

02:07so he can hear his mic.

02:09In ear.

02:10Okay.

02:11Gerald, what year were you born?

02:121983.

02:13He doesn't have a mic.

02:14What are you doing in the back?

02:16Are you doing a sound check by yourself?

02:17He's leaning.

02:181983.

02:191983.

02:201983.

02:21Yes.

02:221983.

02:24Do you know what year you were born?

02:28Ninoy Aquino.

02:30Ninoy Aquino, 1983.

02:32I think it was 1986.

02:33No, it was 1986 in the revolution.

02:36Oh, yes.

02:37Is that right?

02:39The assassination was in 1983.

02:41Yes.

02:42Yes, we can't forget that.

02:44Yes.

02:45It happened in Tarmac.

02:46Yes.

02:47Right?

02:48Yes.

02:50James Bond.

02:51Who's the first James Bond?

02:52If I'm not mistaken, it's Sean Connery.

02:55Who's Sean Connery?

02:56Is that Sean?

02:58Sean Connery.

02:59I already told you what I know.

03:02That's what I read.

03:03Sean Connery.

03:05Sean.

03:06It's Sean.

03:07Follow that.

03:08Sean Connery.

03:09Sean is his son.

03:10Yes.

03:11Sean Connery.

03:12His son.

03:13He's good at this.

03:14Oh, my God.

03:15And if someone asks you, you'll tell them the truth.

03:19Because he's lying, right?

03:20You'll feel it.

03:21You'll feel it if he's lying.

03:23You'll feel what's called palpitation.

03:25Palpitation.

03:26Palpitation.

03:27Palpitation.

03:28Palpitation.

03:30It's different from orange juice.

03:31Yes.

03:32Palpitation.

03:33Yes.

03:34What year were you born?

03:351980.

03:36What year were you born?

03:371980.

03:38He's still alive.

03:39He's still alive.

03:40He's still alive.

03:41He's the only one left.

03:42He used to be a cat.

03:43He's still alive.

03:44What was your name?

03:451980.

03:46Wow.

03:47Brother.

03:48There, I heard it.

03:49October 6, 1980.

03:50Call the Senate.

03:51You were born in 1980.

03:52I can answer that.

03:53I'm 44 years old.

03:54Call the hearing.

03:55Why would we go to the hearing?

03:56We'll just sit here and talk.

03:57I have a lot of questions.

03:58What do you get when you go to the hearing?

03:59I have a lot of questions.

04:00You don't have to bring a lot of questions.

04:01I'll just sit here.

04:02So, someone went to the hearing.

04:03He turned around.

04:04I went to the other side.

04:05So, this is the truth.

04:06I have a lot of questions. What's my age?

04:09You're like a child.

04:10He's like a child. He's turning around.

04:13So, the truth is you're 19.

04:1519 or 18?

04:1718.

04:18Okay, that's it.

04:19He's old. He's like a boat.

04:21He's like Judas.

04:24You're so...

04:25He's like a boat.

04:26Don't hurt the person next to you.

04:28Who?

04:29There.

04:30He wrote his cedula on the rock.

04:34What cedula?

04:35Alex.

04:36Oh, it's Alex's birthday!

04:39When's your birthday, Alex?

04:40I think you're going to solicit this from the messenger.

04:42The problem is when you ask,

04:44that's the pin code of my ATM.

04:47Really?

04:48I hope you didn't say the pin code.

04:501007-1972.

04:52It's okay. Does your ATM still have money?

04:54No, that's why it's okay.

04:55Because no one produced the show.

04:57It's his birthday.

05:00Stop it, because I'm the one who gave you a kiss.

05:03This is...

05:05Who I'm on one!

05:06Streaming on YouTube,

05:07iWantTFC.

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