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00:00Who is this old man?
00:05It's a rose's miscall idea.
00:10I'm doing it.
00:12Sahabi!
00:13If you straighten it, it's an old man.
00:15If you straighten it, it's a young man.
00:17There's a problem.
00:19Mom's hand is in the fan.
00:21That's a good thing. The fan was switched off.
00:27Brother, I'm doing your cutting. Leave it.
00:29What happened to me?
00:31Nothing.
00:33What's the problem?
00:35What's the problem?
00:37What's the problem?
00:39What's the problem?
00:41How did this happen?
00:53What are you applying?
00:55It's a milk cream.
00:57It's a milk cream.
01:03My uncle's incident.
01:05What happened?
01:07The bus passed over him.
01:09My uncle was saved.
01:11He was under the bed.
01:17What happened?
01:19He was moving with one hand.
01:21I asked him why he was moving with one hand.
01:23He said he could see everything with one hand.
01:25What are you doing?
01:27I'm getting my hair cut.
01:29Yesterday, the kids played football in the ground.
01:31I asked him why he was running behind the ball.
01:33He said it was a goal.
01:43What happened?
01:47The customer is here.
01:49I'm applying it on him.
01:51I'm getting my hair cut.
01:53I'm getting my hair cut.
01:55I swear on God.
01:57The situation is really bad.
01:59One woman
02:01threw her kids on the bed.
02:07How did she throw them?
02:11Hurry up.
02:13Hurry up.
02:19What happened to my uncle yesterday?
02:21There was a bad smell in the room.
02:23The window wasn't closing.
02:25He was breathing all night.
02:27When I gave him breakfast in the morning,
02:29he died.
02:33It's a shame.
02:35Did she recognize me?
02:37How?
02:39Where did you get this from?
02:41Islamabad?
02:43No.
02:45We got it from a shop.
02:51Black hair?
02:53No.
02:55I got this from a flour shop.
02:57Is this for flour or hair?
02:59It's for getting hair cut.
03:01What are you doing?
03:02What happened?
03:03Just a second.
03:04I am tying my hair.
03:05You talk here.
03:06You work here.
03:07I am tying my hair.
03:08I swear.
03:09I was playing with the balloons.
03:10The balloons came full.
03:11I said he is not going to play.
03:12He is going to wear the balloons.
03:13What happened?
03:14Cut my hair.
03:15Yes.
03:16We are cutting.
03:17We are cutting.
03:18We are talking.
03:19We are talking.
03:20We are talking.
03:21We are talking.
03:22We are talking.
03:23We are talking.
03:24We are talking.
03:25We are talking.
03:26We are talking.
03:27We are talking.
03:28We are talking.
03:29We are talking.
03:30We are talking.
03:31Actually
03:32My old friend is coming.
03:33He is my friend.
03:34All his friends.
03:35We are your friends.
03:36Hurry up.
03:37We have to go to work.
03:38Go to work.
03:39Start early.
03:40They have to go to work.
03:41We will come on time.
03:42Okay.
03:43One more thing.
03:44We are doing your work.
03:45Your work will not be disturbed.
03:46Actually
03:47Actually
03:48There is a test of alcohol.
03:49Did you know?
03:50No.
03:51What happened?
03:52Sakeer's
03:53I didn't know.
03:54He is getting
03:55Test done.
03:56I did the test.
03:57I came back.
03:58I came back.
03:59When we got the test done, he was bringing back a bottle of urine
04:01We asked him why he didn't throw it yet
04:03He said the doctor said there's sugar in it
04:10I have a friend, Amjad
04:12He said there are ladies in it
04:18What happened?
04:20What are you doing?
04:22What happened?
04:24Bro, listen to me
04:26You sit quietly
04:28What's your problem with us talking?
04:30I'm in a hurry, I have to go
04:32Who's in a hurry?
04:38What's wrong with him?
04:40I swear
04:42For the first time, my dad is on a plane
04:44My dad went to the pilot's cockpit
04:46and opened the gate
04:48He slapped the pilot on the face
04:50and said, we bought the tickets, are you listening to the songs?
04:53Listen to me
04:55I remember
04:57What's my uncle doing?
04:59He's sitting in the plane
05:01As soon as the plane started moving
05:03he started creating a ruckus
05:05He said we were going abroad
05:07and he's taking us abroad
05:09We're on a lockdown channel
05:11I'm not on a lockdown channel
05:13I'm just doing my job
05:17What happened?
05:19I'm talking to you
05:21I'm in the bathroom
05:23Who's talking to you?
05:35Did you recognize me?
05:37Rashid's son
05:39Did you recognize me?
05:41I'm Rashid
05:45I'm doing it
05:47Who's this old man?
05:51It's Gulabi's mischievous idea
05:57I'm doing it
05:59If you straighten him
06:01he'll fall
06:05I met a man outside
06:07I asked him if he had 2 500 rupees
06:09He said yes, I said give it to me
06:15My family asked
06:17what I was doing
06:20I said I was separating small and big potatoes
06:24I got a call
06:26Hello
06:32I'm doing it
06:34Which facial do you want?
06:36I went to a wedding yesterday
06:38Normal facial
06:42I'm working
06:44There's a problem
06:46Tell me
06:48It's a good thing
06:50the fan was switched off
06:56I'm cutting you off
06:58Let me work
07:00In the evening
07:02kids were running
07:04I asked why
07:06He said he'll get a reward
07:08I asked why
07:12What happened?
07:14I'm doing it
07:17Why are you getting tensed?
07:19Tell me what do you want me to do?
07:21Do the army cutting
07:23Do the tent cutting
07:27We're just kidding
07:31Kids weren't coming to my house
07:33Someone said, these kids are illiterate
07:35They'll get married
07:39I'll get your kids married
07:41I'll get them married
07:43Don't get angry
07:45I'm not working
07:47I'm here for you
07:49Don't worry
07:51I'm doing it
07:55I went to work in the morning
07:57I came home in the evening
08:05What happened to me?
08:07Nothing
08:11What happened?
08:14What's the problem?
08:24Who are you?
08:26I'm a customer
08:30I'm doing it
08:32I don't want to do it
08:34I don't want to do it
08:36You sit
08:40Tell me
08:42I went to the washroom
08:44The guy was sitting there
08:46I asked him to move forward
08:48He opened the door
08:52I don't want to do it
08:54Why are you fighting?
08:56Why are you fighting?
08:58Go away
09:00Don't come in between
09:02I'm on the side
09:04I went to the doctor
09:06I told him I'm taking medicine for Rs. 100
09:08It's not helping
09:11It's not helping
09:21I went to the doctor
09:23I'm doing it
09:25I went to the doctor
09:27I told him my body hurts
09:29He said he'll give me a massage
09:31I went to his room
09:33He asked me to take off my clothes
09:35I took off my clothes
09:37I asked him where should I keep my clothes
09:39He told me to keep it where he kept his clothes
09:41Who was the doctor?
09:43He was a Turkish doctor
09:45Hello
09:47Did you recognize me?
09:49I just said hello
09:51Did you recognize me?
09:53I just said hello
09:57What happened?
10:01Why are you hyper?
10:03I started saying Bismillah
10:06I started saying Bismillah
10:08I started saying Bismillah
10:10He doesn't do anything
10:12He just works
10:14What kind of facial is this?
10:16We're just having a discussion
10:18We're just having a discussion
10:20We're just having a discussion
10:22We're just having a discussion
10:24Look at your ears
10:30I went to the hotel
10:32I went to the hotel
10:34Go to your work
10:36Where's the payment coming from?
10:40I went to the hotel
10:42There's a fly on my tea
10:44I went to the hotel
10:46There's a fly on my tea
10:48I asked for a hand massage
10:52I asked for a hand massage
10:54Don't disturb me, you're disturbing me.
10:59Stop it!
11:00What?
11:00What happened?
11:01What the f**k?
11:01What happened?
11:02Sir, I've brought a machine.
11:02Do you have any work to do?
11:03I don't want to work, I'm not driving.
11:05What happened?
11:05I've brought a machine, pick it up.
11:06Hey, listen to me.
11:08Okay, listen to me.
11:09Okay, listen to me, brother.
11:12Answer me one thing.
11:16Are you crazy?
11:18Okay, listen to me.
11:19I want to check your brain.
11:21Tell me, how intelligent are you?
11:22Tell me.
11:23What do you need to go to America?
11:25To go to America, first of all, I need money.
11:27What?
11:27Money.
11:28Money?
11:28Money?
11:29Money?
11:29You idiot, I need a plane.
11:33Your father will get you a plane.
11:35Hey, do you listen to Sheriff Danny?
11:37Yes, yes, yes.
11:38I've heard of him.
11:38He's an ex-convict.
11:39Yes.
11:39Leave him, he'll do it tomorrow.
11:43Leave him, I won't do it.
11:44What happened, brother?
11:44What happened?
11:45What are you talking about?
11:45I'm not listening to you, I'm angry.
11:47I'm angry at the lion.
11:48You're arguing with each other.
11:49You don't like the lion?
11:50No, I don't like the lion.
11:51You don't like the lion?
11:53Listen to me.
11:54Listen to me.
11:55I was doing plaster of Paris on the wall.
11:57It got stuck.
12:01You sit, you do one thing for me.
12:02You sit, you do it here.
12:04You sit, you sit.
12:06You sit, you sit.
12:08Listen to my father.
12:09What happened?
12:10My father was sitting on the plane.
12:11Yes.
12:11He rang the bell.
12:12He rang the bell.
12:13The air hostess was coming.
12:14My father said, should I put this bell at home?
12:18What happened?
12:19Okay, I was sitting in front.
12:21As soon as I opened the bathroom door, there was a glass door.
12:23I said, you do it first.
12:26Okay, you're kidding.
12:27What are you doing?
12:28I'm kidding.
12:29You're kidding.
12:30I'm kidding.
12:31What kind of a joke is this?
12:32It's done now.
12:33What kind of a joke is this?
12:34Listen to me.
12:35You're kidding.
12:36Sir, what's your name?
12:37Arif.
12:38Arif.
12:39Arif, you're kidding.
12:40Listen to me.
12:41I'm telling you.
12:42Arif people are very intelligent.
12:43What do you mean?
12:44He's playing the flute.
12:47Okay, this camera is set up.
12:49This camera is set up.
12:51You're kidding.
12:52You're kidding.
12:53No.
12:54Bro, you're smelling like rotten lentil.
12:58I'm done.
12:59Okay, you're kidding.
13:00You're kidding.
13:01One second.
13:02You're kidding.
13:03You're kidding, bro.
13:04We're all together.
13:06And no one is cutting you.
13:07And we don't even know how to cut hair.
13:09We leave the rope on you.
13:12Look at that.
13:13At the showcase, right?
13:14Oh man, at least tell me.
13:16What do you mean?
13:17Now you're laughing too, right?
13:19Do you know he's a drunkard?
13:20Hey!
13:22Do you know what kind of a patient he is?
13:24This brother's wife won't get her husband's love,
13:26but she'll get her father's love.
13:30Hey, why did you do this?
13:32Why did you do this, brother?
13:33I'm kidding.
13:34What happened?
13:35I'm kidding, brother.
13:36I'm kidding for a second.
13:37Give me a minute.
13:38I'm kidding for a second.
13:39I'm kidding for a second.
13:40I mean,
13:41there's a bump on your neck from below.
13:46Okay, put the camera down.
13:48God forgive me.
13:49God forgive me.
13:50It looks like
13:51a man has fallen in a gutter from above
13:53and he's fine from below.
13:55He looks like the face of a fly.
14:01No, no,
14:02recognize him properly.
14:03Who is he?
14:04Anwar Maqsood from below.
14:07God forgive me.
14:09What have you done?
14:10What have you done?
14:11What have you done?
14:12What have you done?
14:13What have you done?
14:14What have you done?
14:15What have you done?
14:16What have you done?
14:17What have you done?
14:18What have you done?
14:19What have you done?
14:20What have you done?
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14:37What have you done?
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