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Sala Eho Jeha Ganda Saala Na Chita Na Kaala _ Punjabi Comedy Movies(720P_HD)
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00:00
I'll be back in a minute.
00:07
Sir!
00:08
Give me your hand.
00:09
I'm not asking you to give me your hand.
00:11
I'm asking you to give me your hand.
00:12
If you're talking to me,
00:14
one day I'll really give you my hand.
00:16
You're talking so dirty.
00:18
If I'm a maid,
00:19
that doesn't mean I'm going to help everyone.
00:21
You're talking dirty to yourself.
00:23
Why are you talking to me?
00:25
I'm going to have such a big brother-in-law.
00:27
Kiss me.
00:28
I don't want to listen to you.
00:30
I don't want to listen to you.
00:31
What kind of a sister are you?
00:32
You have the face of a sick cow.
00:34
You have the face of a sick cow.
00:37
Kiss me.
00:38
I'm not talking about kissing you.
00:40
I'm talking about kissing you.
00:42
Give me your hand.
00:43
Now I'm going to tell you.
00:44
Sir is my real brother-in-law.
00:46
The way you talk to him,
00:48
the way he talks to you,
00:50
Oh God!
00:51
Sir!
00:52
Look what he's saying.
00:54
He's my brother-in-law.
00:56
Make him understand.
00:57
I'm telling you.
00:58
One day, he's going to hold your hand.
01:00
I've never held my wife's hand.
01:03
I've always held her hand in a decent way.
01:05
What can I do with this innocent girl?
01:07
I'm not going to kill your innocent girl.
01:09
I'm just going to teach her Punjabi.
01:11
I'll teach her Punjabi.
01:12
She's from Japan.
01:13
She's a good teacher.
01:15
She taught me how to behave with my mother.
01:17
If I get caught,
01:18
I'm going to feed your sister and brother-in-law.
01:21
What kind of Punjabi did she speak?
01:22
That's all I said.
01:24
Sir, hold my hand.
01:25
Listen.
01:26
If a man doesn't listen to you,
01:28
you won't let him go.
01:30
I don't want to trouble you.
01:32
I'll break your bones.
01:34
He's a bad man.
01:35
He's a bad man.
01:36
He's a bad man.
01:37
He's a bad man.
01:38
Sir!
01:39
Shut up!
01:40
Brother-in-law!
01:41
No matter how angry he is,
01:43
he still calls me brother-in-law.
01:45
I get angry easily.
01:46
He's making me late again.
01:56
Oh!
02:26
What are you doing, brother-in-law?
02:29
I heard the sound of the door bell.
02:33
I opened my eyes.
02:34
I thought someone was knocking.
02:36
That's when I came to see.
02:37
The door bell doesn't ring so much
02:39
that a person wakes up and opens it.
02:41
I'm not a thief.
02:42
I'm a good man.
02:44
I'm a good man.
02:45
I'm a good man.
02:46
I'm a good man.
02:47
I'm a good man.
02:48
I'm a good man.
02:49
I'm a good man.
02:50
I'm a good man.
02:51
I'm a good man.
02:52
I'm a good man.
02:53
I'm a good man.
02:54
I'm a good man.
02:55
I'm a good man.
02:56
I'm a good man.
02:57
I'm a good man.
02:58
I'm a good man.
02:59
I'm a good man.
03:00
I don't care who said it.
03:01
I don't care who asked my name.
03:02
I have honor.
03:03
You know, listen.
03:04
I don't care who asks my name.
03:05
You'll talk.
03:06
Get up.
03:07
Please get up.
03:08
You'll talk.
03:09
Get up.
03:10
Tell me what happened.
03:12
Why did you have to do this?
03:19
What happened?
03:21
Why did you hit me?
03:23
What happened?
03:24
If Biju suspects that you and I have something going on between us,
03:29
then I will meet you at midnight.
03:31
I don't care about you.
03:33
If you were in my mind, I wouldn't have found you here.
03:36
I would have gone blind in the AC.
03:39
Listen, I don't believe in hearsay.
03:43
I have seen it with my own eyes.
03:45
Listen to me carefully.
03:48
I won't let him enter my sister's house.
03:50
He is from a rich family.
03:52
He is from a rich family.
03:54
I will not tolerate him anymore.
03:56
You will pay for this.
03:58
You are crying early in the morning.
04:00
I thought you were out to get rid of your sin.
04:02
He is a bad guy.
04:04
I will kill you.
04:06
Don't think I'm a fool.
04:08
Can't you hear me knocking?
04:10
The door is locked.
04:12
I will lock it.
04:14
Brother in law.
04:16
I am going to make you pay for what you have done.
04:19
Mr. Tilu.
04:20
Mr. Tillu!
04:23
Mr. Tillu!
04:29
Hello, Mr. Tillu.
04:31
Billu, you? Here?
04:33
Not just Billu, a daughter's father is also here.
04:36
Call him.
04:41
I'm her father, sir.
04:43
Sit.
04:45
Who is he?
04:46
He's your...
04:47
Yes, sir?
04:48
Actually, I'm here for my daughter's marriage.
04:52
But we don't get married.
04:54
Although, we do get married.
04:56
If it's with a divorce.
04:58
You don't understand.
05:00
I'm here to ask for your son's hand in marriage.
05:04
If he has two hands,
05:06
it doesn't mean that he'll give his two hands to everyone.
05:10
I don't understand what he's trying to say.
05:13
He means to say that our son is already married.
05:16
So, we're really very sorry.
05:18
What nonsense are you talking in English?
05:20
Sir, your son loves my daughter.
05:23
What?
05:24
Father and son?
05:25
That's wrong.
05:27
You must be mistaken.
05:28
He must be in love with a client.
05:30
When did you fall in love with a client?
05:32
That too, with this hand?
05:35
Yes, with this hand.
05:37
That too, with this hand?
05:40
Sir, what nonsense are you talking about a married man?
05:43
Your son can do all this,
05:45
but I can't even talk nonsense?
05:47
How can you say that?
05:48
I don't want to get married to the first one.
05:50
How can I get married to the second one?
05:52
There are a lot of people, brother-in-law.
05:54
They get married to the second one too.
05:56
What are you saying?
05:58
I'm saying that your son has promised my daughter
06:01
that he'll get her married to him.
06:03
Sir, your daughter must be mistaken.
06:05
Please ask him to reconfirm that he's the same guy.
06:08
I'm telling you,
06:10
I've seen him with my own eyes.
06:13
My son is so decent.
06:14
I don't think he's ever seen his daughter with his own eyes.
06:17
That's enough.
06:18
Now take your son out of here
06:20
or I'll throw you out.
06:21
Well done.
06:23
Well done.
06:24
These are your educated manners.
06:27
I think this black coat is also a gift from God.
06:30
What do you mean?
06:31
I'll explain.
06:33
When we were in school,
06:36
a lot of boys used to pass their teachers
06:39
by giving them sweets and snacks.
06:42
What I mean to say is
06:44
you must have also given them sweets and got this black coat.
06:46
If you say another word,
06:49
I'll cut your beard.
06:50
What will you do with my beard?
06:52
I've already cut it.
06:53
Look at this.
06:54
Shut up.
06:55
If anything happens to my daughter,
06:57
you'll see.
06:58
If your son gets married,
07:00
I won't spare either of you.
07:02
Why would I do that?
07:03
He's not saying anything to you.
07:05
Fine.
07:06
I'll see both of you in the court.
07:09
We'll be in the court for 24 hours.
07:11
Fine.
07:12
It won't take me a minute
07:14
to go from your chamber to the court.
07:19
Billu Bansal.
07:22
Yes, sir.
07:23
Get out of here.
07:29
Think about it.
07:30
Out.
07:33
Let me keep it in the box.
07:35
Shut up.
07:36
You're a sweet talker.
07:38
I'm not a sweet talker.
07:41
Juju.
08:02
Juju.
08:29
Yes.
08:30
How are you today?
08:31
I heard the door open again today.
08:33
I came to see you.
08:35
People don't stop hearing at this age.
08:38
You have a very good hearing.
08:40
I'm the owner of this house.
08:42
I have to keep my ears open
08:44
so that no thieves come in.
08:45
Those who want to steal,
08:46
they steal and leave.
08:48
Didn't they tell you
08:49
that they'll come here again tomorrow?
08:51
Tell me clearly.
08:52
What do you want?
08:53
The same thing
08:54
that you want to do all the time.
08:56
These two hands in front of you.
08:58
Before someone else sees them,
09:00
keep them inside.
09:01
I'll slap you.
09:03
What happened today, sir?
09:04
What do you mean?
09:05
I heard the door open
09:06
and came to see you.
09:07
I came to see you.
09:08
I'm begging you.
09:10
The door opens
09:11
and the bomb explodes.
09:13
Don't come out.
09:14
If that idiot comes out,
09:16
you'll stop getting cases.
09:17
I'll be left with job offers.
09:19
I've been working here since day and night.
09:21
I have other jobs here.
09:23
You've always had a bad mentality.
09:25
You're a bad guy.
09:26
You're a cheater.
09:27
I'm a cheater.
09:28
You're a cheater.
09:29
You're a cheater.
09:30
Shut up.
09:31
Cheater.
09:33
Oh, God.
09:34
I'll teach him a lesson.
09:47
What are you eating?
09:48
Khoya.
09:50
Khushi.
09:51
I couldn't go to Khushi Ram.
09:52
So, I got it from a local shop.
09:53
I'm asking you,
09:54
what is Khushi?
09:55
Oh, I see.
09:56
Didn't Billu Bansal come?
09:58
His daughter is engaged to him.
10:01
Thank God.
10:03
My son is out of trouble.
10:05
He's a scoundrel.
10:06
He took Kheer from our house.
10:08
Billu told me that he was going to buy
10:10
sweets from a local shop.
10:12
He bought Kheer and left.
10:13
Forget it, Dad.
10:14
We can't take it.
10:15
We'll have it next time.
10:16
Anyway,
10:17
I'm very happy today.
10:19
Dad,
10:20
can I say something?
10:21
Yes.
10:22
You know,
10:23
there's no one after Jass.
10:24
Yes.
10:25
If we get married,
10:26
I'll become Jass's dad
10:27
and do all the household chores.
10:30
You'll become Jass's dad.
10:32
You'll have to pay the rent.
10:34
He's my brother-in-law.
10:35
Then keep him to yourself.
10:37
Why did Jass marry his mother's brother-in-law?
10:40
He's a dirty scoundrel.
10:42
He's a cheat.
10:43
He's a swindler.
10:44
He's a cheat.
10:45
Dad!
10:46
You're so desperate
10:47
that you'll become a second wife at this age.
10:48
Yes.
10:49
Tell Jass,
10:50
if you need a mother,
10:51
I'll find one for you.
10:52
I'll die.
10:53
I'll be ruined.
10:54
But I won't let another daughter
10:55
marry my brother-in-law.
10:56
Don't talk nonsense.
10:57
Arrange for another one.
10:58
What?
10:59
I mean,
11:00
tell Jass to arrange for a marriage.
11:01
I don't have time.
11:02
You and your sister
11:03
should get married.
11:04
Are you kidding me?
11:05
I'll become a mother
11:06
if I sing twice.
11:07
I'll become a dad
11:08
if I sing twice.
11:09
Brother-in-law!
11:10
Brother-in-law!
11:20
Who is it?
11:21
Who is it?
11:22
Who is it?
11:23
Dad!
11:24
Oh, no.
11:25
Dad.
11:26
Dad!
11:27
Dad.
11:28
Dad!
11:29
Dad.
11:30
Dad!
11:31
Dad!
11:32
Dad!
11:33
Dad!
11:34
Dad!
11:35
Dad!
11:36
Dad!
11:37
Oh, no.
11:38
Oh, no.
11:39
Dad!
11:40
Oh, no.
11:41
Dad, please!
11:42
Dad!
11:43
Dad!
11:44
Dad!
11:45
Dad!
11:46
Dad!
11:47
Dad!
11:48
I've never seen
11:49
such a murder before.
11:50
It was a suicide.
11:51
A suicide?
11:52
Yes.
11:53
I'll become your sister-in-law and take your heart away.
11:56
Don't mess with her.
11:59
Sir, please don't stop today.
12:01
I'll kill myself.
12:02
No, you won't die alone.
12:05
If you die, I'll die with you.
12:07
Don't die together.
12:08
One of you should die together.
12:10
If the God sees you together, he won't spare you.
12:15
What are you doing?
12:16
Why are you crying?
12:17
Why don't you let me and my friend go?
12:20
What's wrong with you?
12:21
What can I say? Nothing has happened.
12:23
Why are you lying, brother-in-law?
12:24
If I had become your MMS, what would have happened?
12:27
You're talking nonsense.
12:29
Don't tell me.
12:30
Actually, your son and your father's son..
12:33
..were going to school together.
12:36
What?
12:37
Daddy, is it true?
12:38
He's lying.
12:39
He's not lying.
12:41
I can see the truth in uncle's lies.
12:44
You're with him, right?
12:45
No, I'm with him.
12:46
You're with uncle and you're lying to me.
12:49
Listen.
12:50
Do you like my father?
12:52
Get rid of him.
12:53
If you like my father, find someone else.
12:56
Sir.
12:57
I'm going to die.
12:58
Daddy is dead.
12:58
Listen to me.
13:00
Oh, God. How do I explain this to you?
13:02
He opens his door every day.
13:05
I only see him.
13:06
He's trying to defame me.
13:08
Uncle, believe it or not, I think he's telling the truth.
13:12
What do I care?
13:13
If he's telling the truth, he'll lose his property.
13:17
See who Parvati is.
13:18
If she had seen Parvati, she wouldn't have hit you.
13:22
Instead of finding someone who opens his door every day..
13:26
..he's trying to defame me.
13:28
Daddy, he's trying to defame you.
13:30
He opens his door every day.
13:31
Doesn't he know?
13:32
Tony.
13:33
Why would I do that?
13:35
Sir, I'm telling you to open the door.
13:37
I won't open the door.
13:38
I won't open the door.
13:39
That's it.
13:40
I've decided.
13:41
From now on, I'm going to keep uncle safe.
13:43
I won't sleep with him.
13:45
You're trying to fool me.
13:46
You can't fool me.
13:49
You dirty rascal.
13:50
I won't spare you.
13:51
You stupid monkey.
13:53
I'll kill you.
13:54
Sir.
13:55
Shut up.
13:56
Uncle.
14:03
Where are you taking me?
14:05
Let's go.
14:07
He's here.
14:08
He bit my nose.
14:09
He hit my scooter.
14:11
Why?
14:12
I'm going to hit him.
14:13
Why don't you eat vegetables?
14:14
Why should I eat vegetables?
14:15
What's going on?
14:16
What's going on?
14:17
What's going on?
14:18
What's going on?
14:19
Uncle.
14:20
Stop.
14:21
Stop or I'll hit you with my nose.
14:24
Tony.
14:25
Why are you hitting him?
14:26
Diljit.
14:27
Diljit.
14:28
What happened, uncle?
14:29
There's something going on with your family.
14:31
What are you saying?
14:32
There's something going on with your family.
14:34
What are you saying?
14:35
There's something going on with your family.
14:38
Why don't you understand?
14:39
We were kissing.
14:41
Oh, God.
14:43
You're in deep trouble.
14:45
Come on.
14:46
Wait. I'm coming.
14:47
Uncle, where are you going?
14:49
I won't let you go.
14:50
I'm not going anywhere.
14:51
I'm going on my bike.
14:52
I won't let you go on your bike.
14:53
Where are you going?
14:54
I'm going on my scooter.
14:55
Where are you going?
14:56
Stop.
14:57
Where are you going?
14:58
Tony.
14:59
Tony, listen to me.
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