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00:00I'll be back in a minute.
00:07Sir!
00:08Give me your hand.
00:09I'm not asking you to give me your hand.
00:11I'm asking you to give me your hand.
00:12If you're talking to me,
00:14one day I'll really give you my hand.
00:16You're talking so dirty.
00:18If I'm a maid,
00:19that doesn't mean I'm going to help everyone.
00:21You're talking dirty to yourself.
00:23Why are you talking to me?
00:25I'm going to have such a big brother-in-law.
00:27Kiss me.
00:28I don't want to listen to you.
00:30I don't want to listen to you.
00:31What kind of a sister are you?
00:32You have the face of a sick cow.
00:34You have the face of a sick cow.
00:37Kiss me.
00:38I'm not talking about kissing you.
00:40I'm talking about kissing you.
00:42Give me your hand.
00:43Now I'm going to tell you.
00:44Sir is my real brother-in-law.
00:46The way you talk to him,
00:48the way he talks to you,
00:50Oh God!
00:51Sir!
00:52Look what he's saying.
00:54He's my brother-in-law.
00:56Make him understand.
00:57I'm telling you.
00:58One day, he's going to hold your hand.
01:00I've never held my wife's hand.
01:03I've always held her hand in a decent way.
01:05What can I do with this innocent girl?
01:07I'm not going to kill your innocent girl.
01:09I'm just going to teach her Punjabi.
01:11I'll teach her Punjabi.
01:12She's from Japan.
01:13She's a good teacher.
01:15She taught me how to behave with my mother.
01:17If I get caught,
01:18I'm going to feed your sister and brother-in-law.
01:21What kind of Punjabi did she speak?
01:22That's all I said.
01:24Sir, hold my hand.
01:25Listen.
01:26If a man doesn't listen to you,
01:28you won't let him go.
01:30I don't want to trouble you.
01:32I'll break your bones.
01:34He's a bad man.
01:35He's a bad man.
01:36He's a bad man.
01:37He's a bad man.
01:38Sir!
01:39Shut up!
01:40Brother-in-law!
01:41No matter how angry he is,
01:43he still calls me brother-in-law.
01:45I get angry easily.
01:46He's making me late again.
01:56Oh!
02:26What are you doing, brother-in-law?
02:29I heard the sound of the door bell.
02:33I opened my eyes.
02:34I thought someone was knocking.
02:36That's when I came to see.
02:37The door bell doesn't ring so much
02:39that a person wakes up and opens it.
02:41I'm not a thief.
02:42I'm a good man.
02:44I'm a good man.
02:45I'm a good man.
02:46I'm a good man.
02:47I'm a good man.
02:48I'm a good man.
02:49I'm a good man.
02:50I'm a good man.
02:51I'm a good man.
02:52I'm a good man.
02:53I'm a good man.
02:54I'm a good man.
02:55I'm a good man.
02:56I'm a good man.
02:57I'm a good man.
02:58I'm a good man.
02:59I'm a good man.
03:00I don't care who said it.
03:01I don't care who asked my name.
03:02I have honor.
03:03You know, listen.
03:04I don't care who asks my name.
03:05You'll talk.
03:06Get up.
03:07Please get up.
03:08You'll talk.
03:09Get up.
03:10Tell me what happened.
03:12Why did you have to do this?
03:19What happened?
03:21Why did you hit me?
03:23What happened?
03:24If Biju suspects that you and I have something going on between us,
03:29then I will meet you at midnight.
03:31I don't care about you.
03:33If you were in my mind, I wouldn't have found you here.
03:36I would have gone blind in the AC.
03:39Listen, I don't believe in hearsay.
03:43I have seen it with my own eyes.
03:45Listen to me carefully.
03:48I won't let him enter my sister's house.
03:50He is from a rich family.
03:52He is from a rich family.
03:54I will not tolerate him anymore.
03:56You will pay for this.
03:58You are crying early in the morning.
04:00I thought you were out to get rid of your sin.
04:02He is a bad guy.
04:04I will kill you.
04:06Don't think I'm a fool.
04:08Can't you hear me knocking?
04:10The door is locked.
04:12I will lock it.
04:14Brother in law.
04:16I am going to make you pay for what you have done.
04:19Mr. Tilu.
04:20Mr. Tillu!
04:23Mr. Tillu!
04:29Hello, Mr. Tillu.
04:31Billu, you? Here?
04:33Not just Billu, a daughter's father is also here.
04:36Call him.
04:41I'm her father, sir.
04:43Sit.
04:45Who is he?
04:46He's your...
04:47Yes, sir?
04:48Actually, I'm here for my daughter's marriage.
04:52But we don't get married.
04:54Although, we do get married.
04:56If it's with a divorce.
04:58You don't understand.
05:00I'm here to ask for your son's hand in marriage.
05:04If he has two hands,
05:06it doesn't mean that he'll give his two hands to everyone.
05:10I don't understand what he's trying to say.
05:13He means to say that our son is already married.
05:16So, we're really very sorry.
05:18What nonsense are you talking in English?
05:20Sir, your son loves my daughter.
05:23What?
05:24Father and son?
05:25That's wrong.
05:27You must be mistaken.
05:28He must be in love with a client.
05:30When did you fall in love with a client?
05:32That too, with this hand?
05:35Yes, with this hand.
05:37That too, with this hand?
05:40Sir, what nonsense are you talking about a married man?
05:43Your son can do all this,
05:45but I can't even talk nonsense?
05:47How can you say that?
05:48I don't want to get married to the first one.
05:50How can I get married to the second one?
05:52There are a lot of people, brother-in-law.
05:54They get married to the second one too.
05:56What are you saying?
05:58I'm saying that your son has promised my daughter
06:01that he'll get her married to him.
06:03Sir, your daughter must be mistaken.
06:05Please ask him to reconfirm that he's the same guy.
06:08I'm telling you,
06:10I've seen him with my own eyes.
06:13My son is so decent.
06:14I don't think he's ever seen his daughter with his own eyes.
06:17That's enough.
06:18Now take your son out of here
06:20or I'll throw you out.
06:21Well done.
06:23Well done.
06:24These are your educated manners.
06:27I think this black coat is also a gift from God.
06:30What do you mean?
06:31I'll explain.
06:33When we were in school,
06:36a lot of boys used to pass their teachers
06:39by giving them sweets and snacks.
06:42What I mean to say is
06:44you must have also given them sweets and got this black coat.
06:46If you say another word,
06:49I'll cut your beard.
06:50What will you do with my beard?
06:52I've already cut it.
06:53Look at this.
06:54Shut up.
06:55If anything happens to my daughter,
06:57you'll see.
06:58If your son gets married,
07:00I won't spare either of you.
07:02Why would I do that?
07:03He's not saying anything to you.
07:05Fine.
07:06I'll see both of you in the court.
07:09We'll be in the court for 24 hours.
07:11Fine.
07:12It won't take me a minute
07:14to go from your chamber to the court.
07:19Billu Bansal.
07:22Yes, sir.
07:23Get out of here.
07:29Think about it.
07:30Out.
07:33Let me keep it in the box.
07:35Shut up.
07:36You're a sweet talker.
07:38I'm not a sweet talker.
07:41Juju.
08:02Juju.
08:29Yes.
08:30How are you today?
08:31I heard the door open again today.
08:33I came to see you.
08:35People don't stop hearing at this age.
08:38You have a very good hearing.
08:40I'm the owner of this house.
08:42I have to keep my ears open
08:44so that no thieves come in.
08:45Those who want to steal,
08:46they steal and leave.
08:48Didn't they tell you
08:49that they'll come here again tomorrow?
08:51Tell me clearly.
08:52What do you want?
08:53The same thing
08:54that you want to do all the time.
08:56These two hands in front of you.
08:58Before someone else sees them,
09:00keep them inside.
09:01I'll slap you.
09:03What happened today, sir?
09:04What do you mean?
09:05I heard the door open
09:06and came to see you.
09:07I came to see you.
09:08I'm begging you.
09:10The door opens
09:11and the bomb explodes.
09:13Don't come out.
09:14If that idiot comes out,
09:16you'll stop getting cases.
09:17I'll be left with job offers.
09:19I've been working here since day and night.
09:21I have other jobs here.
09:23You've always had a bad mentality.
09:25You're a bad guy.
09:26You're a cheater.
09:27I'm a cheater.
09:28You're a cheater.
09:29You're a cheater.
09:30Shut up.
09:31Cheater.
09:33Oh, God.
09:34I'll teach him a lesson.
09:47What are you eating?
09:48Khoya.
09:50Khushi.
09:51I couldn't go to Khushi Ram.
09:52So, I got it from a local shop.
09:53I'm asking you,
09:54what is Khushi?
09:55Oh, I see.
09:56Didn't Billu Bansal come?
09:58His daughter is engaged to him.
10:01Thank God.
10:03My son is out of trouble.
10:05He's a scoundrel.
10:06He took Kheer from our house.
10:08Billu told me that he was going to buy
10:10sweets from a local shop.
10:12He bought Kheer and left.
10:13Forget it, Dad.
10:14We can't take it.
10:15We'll have it next time.
10:16Anyway,
10:17I'm very happy today.
10:19Dad,
10:20can I say something?
10:21Yes.
10:22You know,
10:23there's no one after Jass.
10:24Yes.
10:25If we get married,
10:26I'll become Jass's dad
10:27and do all the household chores.
10:30You'll become Jass's dad.
10:32You'll have to pay the rent.
10:34He's my brother-in-law.
10:35Then keep him to yourself.
10:37Why did Jass marry his mother's brother-in-law?
10:40He's a dirty scoundrel.
10:42He's a cheat.
10:43He's a swindler.
10:44He's a cheat.
10:45Dad!
10:46You're so desperate
10:47that you'll become a second wife at this age.
10:48Yes.
10:49Tell Jass,
10:50if you need a mother,
10:51I'll find one for you.
10:52I'll die.
10:53I'll be ruined.
10:54But I won't let another daughter
10:55marry my brother-in-law.
10:56Don't talk nonsense.
10:57Arrange for another one.
10:58What?
10:59I mean,
11:00tell Jass to arrange for a marriage.
11:01I don't have time.
11:02You and your sister
11:03should get married.
11:04Are you kidding me?
11:05I'll become a mother
11:06if I sing twice.
11:07I'll become a dad
11:08if I sing twice.
11:09Brother-in-law!
11:10Brother-in-law!
11:20Who is it?
11:21Who is it?
11:22Who is it?
11:23Dad!
11:24Oh, no.
11:25Dad.
11:26Dad!
11:27Dad.
11:28Dad!
11:29Dad.
11:30Dad!
11:31Dad!
11:32Dad!
11:33Dad!
11:34Dad!
11:35Dad!
11:36Dad!
11:37Oh, no.
11:38Oh, no.
11:39Dad!
11:40Oh, no.
11:41Dad, please!
11:42Dad!
11:43Dad!
11:44Dad!
11:45Dad!
11:46Dad!
11:47Dad!
11:48I've never seen
11:49such a murder before.
11:50It was a suicide.
11:51A suicide?
11:52Yes.
11:53I'll become your sister-in-law and take your heart away.
11:56Don't mess with her.
11:59Sir, please don't stop today.
12:01I'll kill myself.
12:02No, you won't die alone.
12:05If you die, I'll die with you.
12:07Don't die together.
12:08One of you should die together.
12:10If the God sees you together, he won't spare you.
12:15What are you doing?
12:16Why are you crying?
12:17Why don't you let me and my friend go?
12:20What's wrong with you?
12:21What can I say? Nothing has happened.
12:23Why are you lying, brother-in-law?
12:24If I had become your MMS, what would have happened?
12:27You're talking nonsense.
12:29Don't tell me.
12:30Actually, your son and your father's son..
12:33..were going to school together.
12:36What?
12:37Daddy, is it true?
12:38He's lying.
12:39He's not lying.
12:41I can see the truth in uncle's lies.
12:44You're with him, right?
12:45No, I'm with him.
12:46You're with uncle and you're lying to me.
12:49Listen.
12:50Do you like my father?
12:52Get rid of him.
12:53If you like my father, find someone else.
12:56Sir.
12:57I'm going to die.
12:58Daddy is dead.
12:58Listen to me.
13:00Oh, God. How do I explain this to you?
13:02He opens his door every day.
13:05I only see him.
13:06He's trying to defame me.
13:08Uncle, believe it or not, I think he's telling the truth.
13:12What do I care?
13:13If he's telling the truth, he'll lose his property.
13:17See who Parvati is.
13:18If she had seen Parvati, she wouldn't have hit you.
13:22Instead of finding someone who opens his door every day..
13:26..he's trying to defame me.
13:28Daddy, he's trying to defame you.
13:30He opens his door every day.
13:31Doesn't he know?
13:32Tony.
13:33Why would I do that?
13:35Sir, I'm telling you to open the door.
13:37I won't open the door.
13:38I won't open the door.
13:39That's it.
13:40I've decided.
13:41From now on, I'm going to keep uncle safe.
13:43I won't sleep with him.
13:45You're trying to fool me.
13:46You can't fool me.
13:49You dirty rascal.
13:50I won't spare you.
13:51You stupid monkey.
13:53I'll kill you.
13:54Sir.
13:55Shut up.
13:56Uncle.
14:03Where are you taking me?
14:05Let's go.
14:07He's here.
14:08He bit my nose.
14:09He hit my scooter.
14:11Why?
14:12I'm going to hit him.
14:13Why don't you eat vegetables?
14:14Why should I eat vegetables?
14:15What's going on?
14:16What's going on?
14:17What's going on?
14:18What's going on?
14:19Uncle.
14:20Stop.
14:21Stop or I'll hit you with my nose.
14:24Tony.
14:25Why are you hitting him?
14:26Diljit.
14:27Diljit.
14:28What happened, uncle?
14:29There's something going on with your family.
14:31What are you saying?
14:32There's something going on with your family.
14:34What are you saying?
14:35There's something going on with your family.
14:38Why don't you understand?
14:39We were kissing.
14:41Oh, God.
14:43You're in deep trouble.
14:45Come on.
14:46Wait. I'm coming.
14:47Uncle, where are you going?
14:49I won't let you go.
14:50I'm not going anywhere.
14:51I'm going on my bike.
14:52I won't let you go on your bike.
14:53Where are you going?
14:54I'm going on my scooter.
14:55Where are you going?
14:56Stop.
14:57Where are you going?
14:58Tony.
14:59Tony, listen to me.
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