00:00Snooping as usual, I see!
00:08I'm demoting you to Scrap Monkey 3rd Class!
00:12Now go and mop up a dashing!
00:15UGH!
00:17UGH!
00:20And how can you talk about bad NES cover art without talking about Shatterhand?
00:25They get this fucking gym teacher from the 80s to put on these goofy fucking sunglasses that he got out of a cereal box.
00:33Yo, Yogi, Yo!
00:35After picnic, back to eating all day!
00:38Yo, Yogi, Yo!
00:39Yo, Yogi!
00:41Let's go!
00:45And tell him, oh, you know what would be cool? If he punched the title and the title broke.
00:49Oh, that's so fucking clever!
00:51Yeah, it doesn't even make any sense!
00:53Is he punching this title so fucking hard that he's ripping the skin off of his hand that you can see the skeleton under his hand?
01:00It's fucking ridiculous!
01:01Or is that supposed to be, like, a machine hand?
01:04Well, it doesn't make any sense anyways, because what the hell's wrong with his thumb?
01:08Did he stick a penny inside of his thumb and it just, skin grew over it?
01:12It doesn't even make any sense!
01:14I mean, you can just, like, you look at this cover art, and you can just tell that this guy stinks.
01:19I mean, he just looks like one of those guys that you just know you're gonna fucking sit next to on the bus or something,
01:25and he's gonna fucking stink, and you're gonna have to fucking move.
01:29It's like, you're sitting next to this guy, and the skin's coming off his hands,
01:32and it looks like he's got a penny in his thumb, and he's got these big sunglasses, and he smells,
01:37and it's like, dude, get the fuck away from me!
01:39Like, how are you gonna, how is this supposed to look badass?
01:42It just, it never made any sense to me.
01:44Like, he's screaming into, like, an invisible mic, too.
01:47Like, he's such a badass.
01:49Um, fuck this cover.
01:51Fuck you.
01:52Facts, you too.
01:53Close, but it's fuck you.
01:55Fuck you.
01:56Please don't teach her how to say bad words.
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