chinese comedy#funny

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00:00Show me the ticket, son.

00:01Okay, go.

00:02Wait, ma'am. You can't go inside.

00:04Because you're too fat.

00:05Get lost! I'm not fat.

00:06I'm wearing clothes.

00:08I'm so skinny.

00:09I don't know what I'm talking about.

00:10Okay, okay. Go, go.

00:12I'm stuck.

00:13It's so tight.

00:14You lost weight.

00:16Take this. Take this.

00:17Take this. Take this.

00:18Baby, I also want to sit in the port.

00:20Champa, it's me.

00:21Come, come.

00:22Come quickly.

00:23Slowly.

00:23Yes, yes. I'm coming.

00:25I'll come slowly.

00:26I'm drowning.

00:27Where is she going?

00:28I'm drowning.

00:29They've kept such a useless port.

00:31Oh, wow.

00:32Oh, oh.

00:33Baby, I also want to slip in it.

00:35Take my phone.

00:36I'm going.

00:37Hey, brother.

00:38I also want to slip in it.

00:39Okay, go.

00:40You'll have to pay double the rent.

00:41Why, you idiot?

00:42Look at your size, fatty.

00:43Okay, one, two, three.

00:51Hey, dad.

00:52Where did the water go?

00:53Huh?

00:54Fatty, run away from here.

00:55Run away quickly.