00:00That's 2-4-6-8!
00:04Ten!
00:06Well, check it again!
00:08I'm dealing with morons here.
00:10Look, if my son-in-law says he sent it to your people, then he sent it!
00:16Yeah, I'll hold.
00:18Forget this. Here, let me give you five bucks for some new deodorant.
00:21Let them win?
00:22Never!
00:24Hey.
00:25Hey, honey. How'd it go? Did you talk to Richie?
00:28Yep.
00:29Listen, if it ever comes up,
00:31you had an affair with Milt Hausner from the recycling center.
00:36What?
00:37I was trying to ease into telling Richie, saying that, you know,
00:40a lot of wives cheat on their husbands, including you.
00:44Oh. But Milt Hausner?
00:46The guy with the weird lump on his forehead?
00:49Why couldn't you say it was Kenny from Wallbounce?
00:52The box boy.
00:53Uh-huh.
00:54The one who delivers here every week.
00:55Uh-huh.
00:56First of all, he's never delivering here again.
00:59And second of all, I already told Richie it was Milt Hausner.
01:01I can't switch names now.
01:02Well, could you add Kenny?
01:03All right, stop.
01:07So what happened?
01:08Did you finally tell Richie?
01:10I couldn't. I couldn't.
01:11He was just sitting there looking at me with those sad eyes.
01:14I just... I can't do that kind of thing, Carrie.
01:17It's not in me.
01:18I know.
01:19You're just a big softie.
01:21But at least you tried.
01:23Thanks for understanding.
01:25By the way, start packing.
01:26We're going to Atlantic City with him.
01:28No.
01:29Carrie, the only way to get out of it was to tell him about Marie,
01:31and I couldn't do that, okay?
01:32So we have to go.
01:33I don't have to go.
01:34I have fake jury duty.
01:36Come on.
01:37It's only for the weekend.
01:39Huh?
01:40And who's going to be at the Taj Mahal
01:41with certain Mr. Don Rickles, huh?
01:44I grant you the man is a genius.
01:46But I'm still not going.
01:48Honey, whether you tell him or not, that's up to you.
01:50But if we go away with them like two happy, peppy couples,
01:53then we're only helping her deceive Richie,
01:55and that's just not right.
01:57I know.
01:59All right, you know what I'm going to do?
02:00I'm going to stop being a wimp about this.
02:02I'm going to take him to lunch tomorrow.
02:03I'll get a few beers in him, and I'll tell him the truth.
02:05There you go.
02:06Yeah, feels good.
02:12Moose, you've been staring at me for 45 minutes.
02:14What is it?
02:18I am not going to Atlantic City.
02:24Okay.
02:31Moose, what the hell is this?
02:36Jeff, if you say the words Atlantic or City again,
02:39I will hurt you.
02:41Carrie, I tried to tell him.
02:42I just can't find the right moment.
02:44Well, keep trying.
02:47All right, baby, we need an A, baby, we need an A.
02:48Come on, give me an A.
02:49Big A, big A.
02:50Here we go.
02:51By the way, your wife is cheating on you.
02:52All right!
02:54What?
02:58So you all moved into your brother's place?
03:00Yeah, yeah, two days ago.
03:03Listen, Moose, thanks again for telling me.
03:06I'm sorry I threw up on you.
03:10Well, it was bad news.
03:12That 75-cent shrimp cocktail didn't help either.
03:17So you and Marie, have you started that counseling yet?
03:19Yeah, the guy is great, too.
03:21We went together the first time,
03:23but Marie feels that since the problems are mostly her fault,
03:25she wants to see the guy alone for a while.
03:29Already?
03:49Yeah.
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