00:00Hey, man. Ready to go?
00:01Yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen, I need you and Kelly to come out with us for Carrie's birthday tomorrow night.
00:04Can't do it. I already told you. My mom's flying in.
00:06Look, I know, but I promised Carrie a big birthday night when I thought she wouldn't want to do it.
00:10And then I felt so bad, I shimmied her back into going, and now if I don't come through, I'll never be able to live with myself.
00:16I have no idea what you're talking about, but I got my mother. Come on, we're late.
00:20Please, come on. Hey, come on. It's three hours of your life.
00:23You still want me to take that, uh, Ultimate Fighting for you, don't you?
00:26Yeah. You said you would.
00:28Oh, I'll tape it, sure.
00:30Just be a shame if that tape had a little accident before I could get it to you.
00:51So this is great. We're all here for Carrie's birthday.
00:55It just feels right.
01:00We're really glad you can join us tonight, Mrs. Palmer.
01:02It's not like I had a choice. You snatched me fresh off the plane, don't even give a woman a chance to clean up.
01:07Why didn't you tell me we were going out to a fancy dinner?
01:09I said I'm sorry.
01:12So, honey, you, uh, want to open my present now?
01:15No, no, no. I'm enjoying the limo ride too much. Anyway, it's too dark in here to read the card.
01:21Card, yeah.
01:31What do you got going there, hon?
01:33I got something caught in my teeth.
01:35I tell you, if I don't get some floss, it's going to bother me all night.
01:38Do you guys mind if we pull over at a drugstore?
01:41Hurry up. My mom and Kelly are in a confined space together. Somebody's going down.
01:46Wait a second. What's this? Oh, this is very nice. Very nice. Okay.
01:50Okay, let's go.
01:51Just this.
01:53A dollar eight.
01:54Okay. There you go.
01:56Oh, I can't change this.
01:59Haven't you got something smaller than a 20?
02:01Oh, no. Sorry.
02:03You got any smaller bills?
02:04Kelly holds my wallet.
02:05Oh, you got some woman issues, huh?
02:07Okay. All right, look, I'll just buy something else.
02:10You know what? Give me a comb.
02:12The old Henry Barr there.
02:14Throw in the nail clippers and give me a water pistol.
02:18What color?
02:19You got blue?
02:21I don't care then. Whatever.
02:23Okay, where does all that come to?
02:25$4.26.
02:27That's all?
02:38So, Mrs. Palmer, you must be so excited to see Deacon and Kelly and little baby Kirby.
02:44He is so cute.
02:46Who ever heard of naming a boy after a vacuum cleaner?
02:50Some people have no sense. Am I right?
02:52Yeah, I know just what you mean.
02:54How many little ones do you have, darling?
02:56Oh, me? None.
02:58Barren?
02:59No, no, no. Not barren. Not that I know of.
03:03It's just that for the time being, I want to focus on my career.
03:08Mm-hmm. What do you do?
03:10I'm a secretary. Legal secretary.
03:14So, you think it's more important to type and answer phones
03:18than to share your love with a sweet baby that's growing inside you?
03:21Well, I also arrange for the muffins at the morning staff meetings.
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