Cocaine Werewolf 2024 Movie Review

Richard Leland Neal

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00:00Now we review Cocaine Werewolf.

00:06Ladies and gentlemen, the universe does not want me to make this video.

00:16I have so much to say.

00:20Like comparing one of the best movies ever made, Jaws,

00:26and its impact on horror movies, because it spawned thousands of copycats,

00:33to Cocaine Bear, which, despite not being a great movie, was a fun movie,

00:41and spawned hundreds of copycats.

00:45And in fact, you have Meth Gator, which is Jaws, only cocaine bear with meth in an alligator.

00:57Hopefully I can get through this without something happening in my house,

01:04pulling me away from this video.

01:07I'm very frustrated, and that has nothing to do with this movie.

01:11Cocaine Werewolf is essentially a werewolf movie,

01:17where you have a werewolf that transforms from human to wolf when he does cocaine.

01:39To give you any idea of how low budget this is,

01:43this movie was probably made by the same people who did Teddy Scare.

01:52And, I mean, this movie was fun. Teddy Scare was fun.

01:58They're both made on pretty much a zero budget, with people being themselves,

02:04and there's a lot of terrible acting in this movie.

02:08And, I mean, I'm pretty sure there are plot elements that were just brought about.

02:13It's like, at one point a Super 8 camera shows up,

02:17and I think what happened is that they had a Super 8 camera,

02:20or maybe they found one at a garage sale,

02:23and they're like, yes, you know, here's the Super 8 camera,

02:27you know, let's incorporate this into the film.

02:30And, you know, okay.

02:32The werewolf masks in this movie, one of them looks very grounded and werewolf.

02:40It is a rubber mask from a Halloween shop.

02:43And the other one looks like my sister, with huge fangs and red eyes,

02:48and it's really over the top.

02:51And, you know, it also was purchased at a Halloween shop.

02:57So, there is no possibility that you would ever think this was a real werewolf,

03:11or be intimidated by this thing.

03:14This looks like a movie where a bunch of friends got together and said,

03:18hey, let's have some fun.

03:20The gore effects in this, some of them are pretty impressive for a zero budget,

03:25and some of them are really bad.

03:29I mean, you know, the gunshots, like, you just, no effort.

03:35No effort into the gunshots.

03:37And, you know, you look at this movie and you're just,

03:44you're so meh about many of the things that happened.

03:48But they definitely had fun.

03:50I mean, they're going to make another film.

03:52And I will admit, I was surprised by the amount of nudity in this movie.

03:58You know, you have a woman, she's certainly attractive,

04:01but she's not Hollywood starlet level.

04:04And, you know, I mean, wow.

04:07What you do get, there's a lot of.

04:10It's all kind of bunched up.

04:12But, like, they have a shower scene, and it's like, you know, you see a lot.

04:16You see a lot.

04:18Okay.

04:23There is, I mean, this film would have been better if the fake director,

04:29because part of the premise of this film is they're filming a werewolf movie.

04:32Or someone was filming a werewolf movie.

04:36I don't think originally they were filming a werewolf movie.

04:39They were originally filming a killer clown movie,

04:42and they added the werewolf movie part to increase the amount of werewolf at the beginning.

04:49So there's that.

04:51But they're filming a killer clown movie, and the director of this film is like,

04:56you know, let's super saturate this with nudity and sexuality.

05:02And that's not in the actual film.

05:06It's just in the director's mind.

05:09And, you know, there's a scene where he's saying, you know, like one of the crews,

05:15why are we filming this scene?

05:17And the director goes, because you can never have too many boobs or butts in a movie.

05:21And yes, but those chicks are not even dressed sexy.

05:27They're dressed normal.

05:29So you didn't put a lot of effort into that, did you?

05:33But you had fun.

05:35So, I mean, you know, obviously I ran into this film and I was like,

05:43okay, I'm going to watch it.

05:45And you know what?

05:47It was a more fun watch to me than Cuckoo,

05:50which the characters weren't as well defined.

05:56I mean, one of those things about filmmaking is, yes, there are people that are like,

06:00well, you know, I'm into production value.

06:04And I mean, there are people that think that Alien Resurrection is better than Alien

06:13because it has a higher production value.

06:16It has more characters.

06:18More things happen and there are more creatures.

06:21I don't agree.

06:23I don't think more is better.

06:25And this is the kind of film that shows it.

06:27Because whereas this is objectively not a good film,

06:31you know, the monster is just some dude in a silly rubber mask that's off the shelf.

06:38It doesn't look custom made for the movie.

06:40I was reasonably entertained.

06:44Now, because Cocaine Werewolf is kind of a niche film,

06:50it is for the crowd of people that say, you know, I don't care about production value.

06:57And they're a small crowd.

06:59I do think that some people will find some enjoyment in the movie.

07:06I was never bored.

07:08This is a so bad it's reasonable movie.

07:14I mean, you know, some of the acting is just abysmal.

07:17But this is the kind of movie that, yeah, okay.

07:20I watched it. I enjoyed it.

07:23It is for fans of the genre only.

07:24It is not a good film by any means.

07:28But it's not a bad film by any means.

07:31For what it is, it's very good.

07:35I mean, it's getting something like a 2.3 on IMDb.

07:40And I have seen much higher production movies that still get a 2.3 on IMDb.

07:48So for its budget, for its category, this is a gem.

07:52Compared to regular movies, I mean, there's no scene in this movie where you're going to mistake it for a Hollywood production.

08:01There's no scene in this movie where you're even going to mistake it for a B-movie or a made-for-TV movie.

08:07Because it's not those things.

08:09But it does kind of deliver on gore.

08:13I mean, you know, like there's a head removal scene that is pretty good.

08:18But, you know, it's fans of the genre only.

08:23It's meant to be a silly film.

08:26It's the, hey, look, we made a movie kind of movie.

08:29And, yeah, I mean, what can I really say about it?

08:34It's one of those, if I recommend this movie, people are going to be like, oh, that was trash.

08:39Why did you recommend it?

08:41And if I say it was bad, I'd be lying.

08:44So it's fans of the genre only, but it's high on the watch list for fans of the genre, if that makes any sense.

08:52So, yeah, you know, good job, guys.

08:56Probably see more of your films in the future.

08:59I'm Richard.

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