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00:00I didn't ask you to bring it!
00:30I'll kill you!
00:33I'll kill you!
00:36I'll kill you!
00:38Oh
01:08Take a seat, buddy, I'll get you ready when I'm ready.
01:26I came here quite early to spend time in what you people call that watering hole downstairs.
01:33A bar.
01:35And it's filled with people exactly like Ryan Frost.
01:40Exactly people like all of you here.
01:45Dirty, disgusting, trash.
01:49Broke pieces of your organs.
01:56I mean, hey, I thought I was in Springfield.
01:59Where are you standing with all your trashy clothes?
02:08And I haven't come here today for a wrestling match against Ryan Frost.
02:15Excuse me, a wrestling match.
02:23You see, Ryan over here broke his thumb giving himself a five knuckle shuffle.
02:30Boo! He doesn't do that.
02:35Hey, hey, how's it going? Take a seat on that.
02:44Ryan Frost, I am here to tell you that you are not a man.
02:52You are not a man.
02:54And I can drink another two, but I tell the truth, the truth, and the whole truth.
03:05You see, Ryan, a real man, when he's faced with injury and adversity, takes it up, gets in the ring, and fights.
03:16Why don't I tell you a little story about Thanksgiving?
03:19Hey, ref, back him up. Back him up. He's too close.
03:23Cowboy shit! Cowboy shit! Cowboy shit! Cowboy shit!
03:29Shut up!
03:30Cowboy shit! Cowboy shit! Cowboy shit!
03:39Somebody's got to fix that.
03:43You all hear about Thanksgiving, Ryan?
03:46It's a true testament to what a real man is.
03:48You see, how many people know it?
03:50Because I keep everything close to the books on Thanksgiving, even in a victorious fashion.
03:57I got my hormone cramped.
04:00I went to the hospital that night, and I was told, you shouldn't wrestle for three weeks, maybe a month, maybe two months.
04:08And I looked that doctor in the face.
04:10He should have known I was a dirty, dirty liar.
04:15And I told him, sir, no problem.
04:18You want to know what I did the next day?
04:21I got in the ring, exactly like this one.
04:24Faced with your opponent, exactly like you.
04:27Yeah, you. Luke Warren, Ryan Frost.
04:33And I kicked the crap out of him.
04:35Because that's what you do for this goddamn business.
04:38You put aside every injury, every act of pressure that amounts when it comes to standing in this ring.
04:44And you do what you do.
04:47You fight for what you fight for.
04:51And me, everybody knows, I fight for the ranch.
04:55Fuck the ranch!
04:58Hey!
05:00Fuck the ranch!
05:02Fuck the ranch!
05:04Fuck the ranch!
05:07The fact that you're here today, and you can't wrestle because of a broken thumb, is pretty pathetic in my books.
05:15The fact that you want to settle this now over at our wrestling contest?
05:20This right here?
05:22Truth of a lifetime, I'd kick your ass.
05:25But unfortunately, this is only a small, small chapter in our story right now.
05:33And if you feel like you want the balls with water to take me down?
05:38You're sorry you stayed here, Luke Warren.
05:42Sketch and go home!
05:45You go home!
05:47You're a belligerent drunk, what do you know?
05:50What do you know, buddy?
05:52Sketch and go home!
05:58You, Wyatt Rush, do not belong in a ring with me.
06:02You don't even belong in the same locker room with me.
06:05But if you want to do this right now, then you do this right now.
06:08And I'll put you out of your sorry misery.
06:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
06:14Hold on, hold on, hold on.
06:16You know, I'll be briefer than that.
06:18Hey, hey, hey!
06:20Hey, Wyatt Rush!
06:24Are we ready for our right hand or what?
06:33The only thing keeping me from beating your ass through this door right now in Annie's Kitchen,
06:41where we have the best damn burgers in town,
06:45is that I respect UVB and the fact that they told me
06:49they told me I can't wrestle.
06:51I asked if you knew anything.
06:55And they said that I would beat you in a wrestling match within 20 seconds,
06:59and that's what I'm going to do.
07:01Thank you for your commentary.
07:04Thank you. Thank you for being here.
07:06We appreciate it.
07:07Thank you, everybody.
07:10For being here.
07:12I don't know about those guys.
07:15But everybody else, thank you for being here.
07:18This won't take long.
07:25Your canine won't take long
07:27because you've been alive for more than 30 seconds in anything in your life.
07:35I hope you realize that the last time we shared this ring,
07:38you sat right in that corner
07:40to make yourself feel exactly like the trailer trash gets here.
07:44The hip breath, the pieces of trailer garbage right here.
07:48You don't have a need to get involved in my match
07:52because you see what everybody else sees.
07:56It has a clear path for the Stetson Ranch,
07:59for championship glory,
08:02and you have no path to that.
08:06You're jealous.
08:08You want to stand in the light of the greatest cowboy alive.
08:11Here we are. Here we are.
08:14Here we are.
08:16Stop arguing.
08:20Let me do it.
08:26So you're scared to do this, is what you're saying.
08:29You're scared to do this.
08:33Hey!
08:36Hey!
08:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:40Do you understand?
08:42Can you hold this?
08:44Thank you. You're a saint.
08:47Back him up. Do your job. Do your job.
08:50Keep it over there.
08:52Stop being a stranger.
08:54You know you smell like him.
08:59I'm getting over it.
09:01I'm getting over it.
09:03It's already over.
09:06Hey!
09:12This is quiet.
09:20Shut up. Shut up.
09:22Shut up. Shut up.
09:24Shut up. Shut up.
09:26Shut up.
09:28What was that? Five?
09:30What was that? Five?
09:32I'm getting sick.
09:35I'm getting sick.
09:37Shut your mouth.
09:39Shut up.
09:41You're a loser.
09:43You're a loser.
09:45You're a loser.
09:47I didn't know it.
09:51Shake hands.
09:53Can't you shake hands?
09:55Can't you shake hands?
09:57I got nothing.
09:59I can't see.
10:02He's crazy.
10:04We know you've got nothing.
10:08We know you've got nothing.
10:14What are you trying to deceive for?
10:16Check his ass.
10:18Check his ass?
10:20Who said that?
10:25You got that burger?
10:27You got that burger?
10:29You got that burger?
10:31You got that burger?
10:48I said turn around.
11:20Hey, listen up, you guys.
11:22I'm going to be the number one basketball player.
11:24Are you ready?
11:26Stop telling me.
11:27Kick him in the face.
11:28Hey, you're not supposed to tell me.
11:30I'm not supposed to kick you in the face.
11:31You good?
11:33Yeah.
11:34Yeah.
11:35Yeah.
11:36Yeah.
11:36Yeah.
11:39I can play whenever you're done, so make a vote.
11:43Shut up.
11:44Shut up.
11:45Shut up.
11:46Shut up.
11:47Shut up.
11:48Shut up.
11:49What are you doing?
11:50What are you doing?
11:51Shut up.
11:52Shut up.
11:53Shut up.
11:54Shut up.
11:55Bring him down.
11:56Yeah.
11:57Yeah.
11:58Yeah.
11:59Yeah.
12:00You make noise.
12:01You make noise.
12:04He's down.
12:06He's down.
12:07Run it out of time.
12:10Yeah.
12:11Yeah.
12:12Yeah.
12:13Yeah.
12:14Yeah.
12:15Good.
12:16Go.
12:17Good.
12:18Yeah!
12:22Yeah!
12:26Yeah!
12:30Go, go!
12:34Go, go!
12:38Go, go!
12:42Go, go!
12:46Go, go!
12:50Go, go!
12:54Go, go!
12:58Go, go!
13:02Come on, guys, come on!
13:06Go, go!
13:10Go, go!
13:14Go, go!
13:29Come on, guys!
13:33Go!
13:37Yeah!
13:41One, two, three, four.
13:45You do not scope in there.
13:46You do not scope down.
13:50You do not scope in there.
14:06Start, start.
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