00:00Oye, yadash toh wapas laoji.
00:13Oye oye, Sikandar bhai, akele akele nariyur paani katak rahe ho.
00:17Choda mujhe bhi bilao.
00:21Nahi dega.
00:23Tu meru bhai nahi hai, Sikandar.
00:25I don't like.
00:31Aasi kaun? Aasi kaun? Main kaun? Kaun kaun?
00:37Oye, kya hua tujhe? Main tera bhai Honey.
00:41Tera naam hai bada funny. Aapse tujhe bulaunga Sunny.
00:53Kya hua aise?
00:54O dekh, yeh Sikandar.
00:56Apaaji yeh bandar hai, Sikandar nahi. Aaj se tera naam hoga bandar.
01:05Aap tusi kaun? Aasi kaun? Main kaun? Kaun kaun?
01:11O teri, coconut lagne se iske khobri ke andar ki hard disk corrupt ho gayi hai.
01:16Aur chinche ki yaadash chali gayi hai.
01:18Oye, matlab memory loss ho gaya?
01:20Matlab mere chole bhature ka isaab hi bhool gaya?
01:23Dada ji ki spade bade gayi.
01:29Par sir, har baar exam paper hum staff room mein hi rakhte hai.
01:35Don't worry, Juski sir. Exam papers mere office mein double safe hai.
01:48Aiyo, yeh bandar kaise aaya mera office ke andar? Isko bhaga ho Juski sir.
01:57Main teacher hu, mataari nahi. Mujhe khud jaar lag raha hai, sir.
02:12Aiyo, Mr. Monkey, have some tutti-frutti.
02:17Silence!
02:23Aiyo bandar, chup chaap chala jaa yahan se. Wana tujhe bail bala dunga.
02:31Bhaga ho!
02:37Aiyo, yeh monkey kahaan se aaya?
02:39O sirji, yeh Sikandar hai. Chucha ka bandar.
02:42Mr. Chucha, apna bandar ko surrender karne bolo ji. Mera office ko kidnap kar liya.
02:47Chucha? Yeh chucha ki hai?
02:49Jaise main moorti, tum chucha.
02:51O, kya kamal ki moorti hai. Chalti phirti hai, kapda pehanti hai aur bolti bhi hai.
02:57O, swag thoda kam hai.
02:59Aiyo, main statue nahi. Human. Moorti mera naam hai ji.
03:04Moorti human hai, bandar Sikandar hai, aur hum mein shahid nahi bachho hai.
03:10Chucha hai? Aur tum sabke dimaan balne balne ho gaye kya?
03:14Sir, iske beje mein memory loss ka earthquake ho gaye hai. Iski yaadast chali gaye hai.
03:21Kuch karo, Sikandar ko mera office zaldi out karo ji.
03:24Sikandar sirf Chucha ki sunta hai.
03:26Iska matlab Sikandar ko out karne ke liye, Chucha ke yaadast ko uske beje mein in karna hoga.
03:36Sir, mujhe toh lagta hai yeh sab fukra panti hai.
03:44Aiyo, iska aise dekho ki ek Mumbai aur doosra Konkata mein hai.
03:48Sir, main koshish karta hu. Chucha ji, mujhe pehchana?
03:53Main Chuski sir.
03:59Chuski? Ek aur comedy naam.
04:04Mainne ice cream ki chuski liye liye.
04:10Chuski praan, tumhare rishtedaron ka naam kya hai?
04:15Muski, bhiski, duski.
04:21Kamal hai, tumhe mere relatives ke naam kaise pata chali?
04:25Aiyo, problem, big problem.
04:37Is Sanjeevani puti se sab yaada jaayega Chucha, report kaal.
04:46Zero, zero, zero, superb.
04:53Yaadast aagayi beta, aagayi.
04:56Yeh aapki mark seat hai yeh ande ki shop, itni ande.
05:05Silence, yeh mera nahi tera report card hai.
05:10Abhi kuch yaad aaya Chucha ji.
05:13Ring any bell?
05:15Bell, bell.
05:18Yaad aaya.
05:20Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle all the way.
05:25Yaar bell nahi Chuchi, bell.
05:27Chuski sir, aap bell ka demo do na, shayad kuch yaad aajaye.
05:34Yeh hota hai bell, yaad aaya.
05:37Thoda aur bend, thoda aur.
05:40Facing front, side side, mundi upar.
05:43Jaan se dek Chuchi.
05:45Aap bell mujhe maat, yaad aaja.
05:49Meri hi goli mujhe khaani pad rahi hai.
05:51Abhi dikhaata hu tujhe.
05:56Aayo Chuski sir, stop.
05:58Tumhara demo aadar se nahi hai ji.
06:00Main dikhaata hai bell.
06:03Now remember bell.
06:06Lagta hai memory aagaya.
06:09Brrrr.
06:11Brrrr.
06:13Ab tusi kaun, ussi kaun, main kaun, kaun, kaun.
06:23Aayo, gurji ko daadi pasand nahi tha.
06:26Always clean shave.
06:28Mujhe maaf karo gurji.
06:30Is bandar ko mere haafis se out karo.
06:33Haan.
06:36Tum chucha ho.
06:38Kuch yaad aaya?
06:39O aunty ji, aa yaad aaya.
06:42Kya yaad aaya?
06:43Yeh ki subah se chaar logon ne kahaya ki main chucha hu.
06:48Uf ho chucha.
06:49Tum yeh kela dikhaakar Sikandar ko bahar nikaalo.
06:54Aunty ji, uska naam bandar hai.
06:57Nahi naam rakha hai, mujhe sab yaad hai.
07:03Ab tusi kaun, ussi kaun, main kaun, kaun, kaun.
07:20Yeh chucha to mujhe kaise bhul gaya yaar.
07:22Apni dosti to banta hai bhai.
07:24Tu soda, main bottle.
07:26Aur main gas.
07:28Yaad karo apni banta party.
07:30Banta?
07:31Bhaiyo, main kuch nahi jaanta banta shinta.
07:34Banta yaad nahi?
07:35To, ui ui ui ui ui ui ui.
07:37Tu yaad hoga?
07:38Oye chucha.
07:40Ui ui ui ui ui ui ui.
07:42Kya hua?
07:43Katlon mein ke cheetiyan ghus gayi kya?
07:56Hello chucha, ui ui ui.
07:58Yeh school yaad kar, ui ui ui.
08:01Yeh dosti to yaad kar, ui ui ui.
08:03Chhole patore, ui ui ui.
08:05Sikandar ko bhaga de, ui ui ui.
08:08Ab tusi kaun, ussi kaun, main kaun, kaun, kaun.
08:15Chucha ki yaadhaas wapas bhila machi.
08:22Chucha sab kuch bhool sakta hai.
08:24Kukri staan ko nahi.
08:25Abhi yaad aa jayega sab kuch.
08:28Yeh tyre, yeh car, yeh ped.
08:30Apna adda chucha, yahi baith kar ganto fukra panti kiya humne.
08:34Ui, class bandh karke yahi to fukra panti kya karte the.
08:40Mera matlab, class ke baad.
08:42Ui chucha yeh dekh, is tyre ki share yaad kar.
08:49Haan haan, mujhe to yaad nahi.
08:51Par tumhe yeh share jaroor yaad regi, bhaji.
08:55Woh bhai, kuch yaad nahi isse.
08:58Maine suna hai, jo haath khana khilata hai,
09:01insaan usse kabhi nahi bhoolta.
09:03Ui, daddy ji ke haath, chalo.
09:09Ui putar, khaa khaa.
09:11Memory card na, recharge ho jana tera.
09:14Ui, yaad kar tere favourite chole bhature.
09:16Har rosh free mein khaate ho.
09:18Haan ji, yeh chole bhature mere favourite hai.
09:22Aaj se.
09:24Pehle ka to yaad nahi, uncle ji.
09:28Ui suna hai, is lomad ke bheji mein chemical locha ho rakha hai.
09:32Ui bholi, jaise bina paper milk ki goli.
09:36Aur bina sticky lolly.
09:40Ui lomad, hisaab mere.
09:42Warna tera rocket bana ke udadungi.
09:44Rocket?
09:45Kaise kaise?
09:46So so?
09:47Ui lomad, bait hidar.
09:50Ui lomad, ishaab mere.
09:52Warna tera rocket bana ke udadungi.
09:54Rocket?
09:55Ui lomad, bait hidar.
09:59Like this.
10:01Ui chucha.
10:08Aiyo, chucha ki yaad das
10:10aur Sikandar ko mere office se bahar nikaalne ka koi to solution hoga.
10:15Sir, coconut ke hit se chucha ki memory erase hui hai.
10:19Agar phir se, wahi coconut uski khopdi pe hit kare,
10:23koi yaad das wapas aa jaye.
10:25Aiyo, jo karna hai karo, chaldi karo ji.
10:28Aiyo, Sikandar out.
10:52Mera office.
10:55Chalo.
10:56Exam?
10:57Paper safe hai.
10:59Bhaiyo, lalli.
11:00Hum sab yaha kya kar rahe hain?
11:03Sab problems ki problem yeh coconut hai.
11:12Aiyo, rajkala.
11:14Yeh kya katakali waraha hai?
11:17Wo dingal kaun?
11:18Ungal kaun?
11:19Main kaun?
11:20Kaun kaun?
