00:00Oye Sports Deva!
00:04Oye exam mein pass ho gaya, toh dekh Daddy ji ne gift diye. Dekh, dekh.
00:10Oye oye oye bhai, yeh kya gift mila hai tujhe? Chidi chakya ka racket.
00:16Oye tujhe, isse badminton kahte hai badminton.
00:20Oye bhai, kahaan se bad dikh raha hai tujhe? Dekh, ekdum nahi hai.
00:24Good hi good hai, goodminton hai yeh.
00:26Yaar, tu chucha giri mat kar. Yeh goodminton nahi, badminton hai.
00:30Nahi maan raha na tu? Rukh, main tujhe demo deta hoon.
00:33Oye bhai, hum isse khujli kar sakte hain.
00:36Oye chucha, racket dena.
00:38Nali se ball nikaal sakte hain.
00:40Oye meri ball.
00:42Isse hum puriya tarsakte hain, samosa tarsakte hain, garmi mein hawa bhi tarsakte hain.
00:47Aur toh aur bhai, isse toh hum machhar bhi maar sakte hain, dengu wale.
00:52Yeh dekh.
00:55Thod diya.
00:57Ranne se ke chameyar banegi.
00:59Oye bhai, tu hi kabse badminton, badminton kiye jaana tha.
01:03Leh, ab ban gaya yeh badminton.
01:05Push.
01:06Oye chucha, aaj se teri meri katti.
01:09Main jaa raha hoon.
01:10Oye theek hai lali.
01:12Ab aaj ka sapna hai na, maine sirf anni ko hi bataana hai.
01:17Chal chal, katti over chucha.
01:19Sapne mein anni ki tie tie fish kaise hoi?
01:21Wo sunna hai.
01:22Oye lali, chup hoi.
01:23Chucha, tu bata.
01:24Sapna kya tha?
01:25Oye, oye, oye, bhai.
01:27Tum khule aasman mein cycle jala rahe the.
01:30Aachanak na, waha ek alien ki ship aati hai.
01:33Aur andar se magarmach ki pooch wale aliens bahar nikalte hain.
01:37Aur wo apni pooch se tumhare saath hockey chelne lagte hain.
01:41Phir main, yaani ki chucha the number one champion waha aata hoon.
01:45Aur un aliens ko dishum dishum karke,
01:48Hum sabko ek saath pooch se pagad kar,
01:51Gol gol ghuma kar unki ship mein daalta hoon.
01:54Aur phir celebrate karta hoon.
01:57Chal, bithane the sapna.
01:58Khula aasman, mane open space.
02:02Jaise school ka ground.
02:03Aur aliens khel rahe the hockey hockey.
02:06Mane sport.
02:07Aur tu celebrate kar raha tha.
02:09Jaise jeetne ke baat karte hain.
02:11Oye chucha, bad gaya sapna.
02:14Aaj sports day mein hum log champion ka champion banne wale hain.
02:18Oye oye oye bhai.
02:20Chucha banega champion hoge champion.
02:28Oye racket ki bana kaise banunga champion.
02:32Chore choriyaan sun lo.
02:34Thodi dair mein aadarsh sports day shuru hone wala hai.
02:38Usse pehle, aap me se jo aalsi fail hone wale log hain.
02:43Jinn ko khelna nahi aata, wo khade ho jaye siti bhaja ke.
02:49Chucha, zara hame bhi bata de kyun asra se.
02:52Taaki hum bhi thoda aans leve.
02:55Oye oye oye sir.
02:57Aapne ka aalsi fail hone wale log khade ho jaye.
03:01Aur tip aap akele hi khade ho.
03:05Yaar chucha, acha nahi lagta sir akele khade hain.
03:08Yeh lo, sir aapko company dene ke liye hum bhi khade hoge.
03:12Haan chup ho jao phukro aur jagah pe dodh lagana shuru kro.
03:21Tu bhi inha company dete hai 2 plus 1 free offer mein.
03:25Ib yeh phukro ke bina sports day hoga siti bhaja ke.
03:29Yeh lo, ban gaye champion ho ke champion.
03:31Wo bhi selection ke pehle. Aap kya?
03:34O bhai, hamari sapne ki gaadi to shuru hone se pehle hi pancher hogi.
03:38Chucha, tu tension na le.
03:40Honey jugaad bithayega, tera sapna sach hona hi hona hai.
03:44Hum apna sports day khud manayenge.
03:46Apna khud ka league shuru karenge.
03:49AFL, Aadarsh Phukre League.
03:53Dosto, yeh hai AFL, Aadarsh Phukre League.
03:58Jahaan sir 3 champions participate kar rahe hain.
04:01Pehle game shuru hone ja rahe hain Kanche.
04:04Chucha the great versus Honey the handsome.
04:07Kaun banega Kanche ka champion.
04:11Yeh Chucha ne nishana lagaya aur yeh powerful shot.
04:18Yeh hua Padaku flat.
04:22Yeh Kancha kisne maara?
04:24Maara nahi bhai.
04:25Invitation bheja hai humari league mein khelne ke liye.
04:28Kheloge?
04:30Mujhe Kanche khela nahi aata.
04:32Oye Padaku, anari ho ya khiladi.
04:34Apne league mein sabki chalti hai gaadi.
04:37Aaja bhai, aaja.
04:43O bhai, kya main bhi khel sakta ho?
04:45Please.
04:53Aur main?
04:55Oye oye oye bhai.
04:56Hamara AFL poore school mein world famous ho rahe hain.
05:00O tiri.
05:01Kancho ki kamaal ne machadi AFL mein dhamaal.
05:04Players mein players aa rahe hain.
05:06Aur situation control se bahar.
05:08Yeh aaya Chucha ka chupar throw.
05:18Oye cham gadaro.
05:19Bholi ki permission ke bina yeh makhi bhi par nahi maarti.
05:22Aur tum kanche khel rahe ho?
05:24Oye oye Bholi.
05:25Aisa waisa khel nahi.
05:27AFL hai yeh.
05:29Adarsh Phukra League.
05:31Tu bhi banja Phukra aur khel le aaja.
05:34Oye lomad.
05:35Khel nahi toh gilli danda khel.
05:37Kanche bhi koi khel hota hai.
05:39Changu Bangu, gilli aur danda leke aao.
05:45Agni game set hai.
05:47Players ready.
05:48Aur game hai gilli danda.
05:51Aur isse khelenge Bholi vs Honey.
05:55Yeh uchhali Bholi ne gilli.
05:58O tiri.
05:59Miss ho gaya shot.
06:00Haat se danda hawa mein chuta.
06:02Aur pandit di ka laddu tuta.
06:05Tod diya hamara free ka laddu.
06:07Yeh ka karakaram chal raha hai yaha.
06:10Adarsh Phukra League.
06:12Abhi jaa kar batata hu murti sir ko.
06:15Aur mere laddu ka badla bhi leta hu.
06:22Welcome to Adarsh Walak Sports Day.
06:25Yeh kya jee?
06:26Yaha par only players hai.
06:28Audience.
06:29Mera matlab baadhi students kaha hai.
06:31Mr. P T Hooda.
06:33Sir, murti sir.
06:35Sare vidyarthi doosre ground mein hai.
06:38AFL khel rahe hai.
06:42AFL?
06:43Arre yeh kaunsa khel hai?
06:45Adarsh Phukra League.
06:47Sir jee, un phukro ne apna khud ka sports day shuru kar diya hai.
06:52Aiyo, khud ka league?
06:54Matlab illegal league?
06:55Bilkul not adarsh.
06:57Isko ban karna hoga.
06:58Chalo.
07:02Aiyo, stop.
07:03Stop this game.
07:05Silence.
07:11Yeh kya behuda khel khel rahe ho?
07:14Asri champions, football, basketball jaise sports khelte hai.
07:18Jaise ki main.
07:20Toh aapke champions aur hamare champions ke beech match ho jaye sir.
07:24Hum challenge karte hain.
07:26Aap humein nahi hara sakte.
07:28Aiyo, challenge karta bacche log.
07:30Woh kya?
07:31Challenge accepted.
07:32Game shuru karo.
07:35Teachers ka AFL mein big welcome.
07:38Aaj is ground mein koi teacher nahi, koi student nahi.
07:41Sab sirf players hai.
07:43Pehla game, chidiya udh.
07:45Chucha versus murti sir.
07:48Ready, steady and go.
07:51Cycle udh.
07:52Bhais udh.
07:53Rocket udh.
07:54Chhole bhature udh.
07:57Yeh udha hai murti sir ne chhole bhature.
07:59Aur ho gaye game se out.
08:02Is match ka winner hai Chucha without any doubt.
08:07Agla match.
08:08Bholi versus Neetu.
08:12Miss.
08:13Woh ruk ja Bholi.
08:14Main khelunga Neetu miss ke saath.
08:16Woh lo mad.
08:17Games khelna tere bas ka nahi hai.
08:19Sangu bangu.
08:20Take him away.
08:22Bholi.
08:23Khelne do na usse.
08:24Badi excitement ho rahi hai usse mujhse haarne ki.
08:27Okay Neetu miss.
08:31Kuche baad mein dekh rungi.
08:33Agla match.
08:34Lali versus Neetu miss.
08:36Start.
08:37Ball udh.
08:38School bus udh.
08:39Cute sir Lali udh.
08:42Aur yeh dusra number.
08:44Udh gaya match se.
08:47Matlab.
08:48Winner hai Neetu miss.
08:50Taaliya.
08:53Wohi kiddar.
08:54Abse commentary Bholi degi.
08:56Sangu bangu.
08:58Yeh is game ka akhri match.
09:00Jo match jeetega.
09:01Uske team hogi winner.
09:03Aur jo haara.
09:04Woh banenge kabuttar.
09:05Matlab.
09:06Corner.
09:07Pukre team se honey.
09:08Versus teacher team se chuski sir.
09:11Ready.
09:12Steady.
09:13And go.
09:14Makki udh.
09:15Tota udh.
09:16Bench udh.
09:17Tiffin udh.
09:18Chuski sir udh.
09:19Chuski sir ne khud koi udhaya.
09:21Is game ka winner hai.
09:23Pukre.
09:25Wohi honey.
09:26Tune mera naam kyo liya.
09:28Cheating hai yeh.
09:29Uyuyuy sir.
09:31Aap toh har roz hamara naam lete ho.
09:33Ek baar humne le liya toh cheating ho gaya.
09:36I don't like.
09:38Students.
09:39Aadhar se baalak cheating se nahi jeetta.
09:42Jaise ki mai.
09:43Jeet hai sir.
09:44Ek aakhri race lagayenge.
09:46Jo jeeta woh Sikandar.
09:48Aur jo hara woh loser.
09:51Aadhar spookre league ki aakhri race.
09:54Tara bhara mahal.
09:55Aur tayyari ekdum phul.
09:57Teachers aur students ke beech mein hone wali hai.
10:00Romanchak race.
10:01Tyre race.
10:03Khiladiyo.
10:05Ready.
10:06Steady.
10:07And go.
10:08Go.
10:13Aur yeh honey ne chuske sir ko over tap kar liya hai.
10:24Aur yeh kya.
10:25Chucha tyre pe baith gaya.
10:27Aur usse ghode ki tarah uchhal raha hai.
10:30Chal mere ghode.
10:31Uyuyuy.
10:39Yeh kya.
10:40Honey ne kar diya sab ko out.
10:44Aayayyo yeh cheating hai.
10:46Chucha come on.
10:47Champion banna hai.
10:49Haan bhai.
10:50Mere sapna.
10:51Champion ho ka champion.
10:53Yeh chucha ki mind blowing chalam.
10:59Kabun jeeta.
11:00Kabun hara.
11:01Pandit ji.
11:02Chucha aage tha aur chuske sir peeche.
11:04Matlab chucha jeet gaya.
11:06Aayyo.
11:07Haan.
11:08Very good.
11:09Is aadhar subhukre league se.
11:11Childhood yaad aagaya ji.
11:13Thank you fukro.
11:16Uyuyuy.
11:17Chal mere ghode.
11:18Uyuyuy.
