The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert   I  MGM Studios - video Dailymotion

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00:00Hello, could I please have a stallion tonic, a bloody Mary and a lime daiquiri please?

00:15Well, look what the cat dragged in.

00:23What have we got here, eh?

00:25A couple of show girls, have we?

00:30Where did you ladies come in from, Uranus?

00:35Could I please have a stallion...

00:37No! You can't have, you can't have nothing.

00:41We've got nothing here for people like you, nothing.

00:55Now listen here, you mullet. Why don't you just light your tampon and blow your box apart?

01:02Because it's the only bang you're ever going to get, sweetheart.

01:07Hahahaha!

01:25It's the evening time, and I'm with my baby.

01:31Oh, it's so fun, isn't it?

01:34What could be more soothing than coming home after a hard day's work down the mine to the

01:43low man in us all? Now, don't send any money, okay?

02:13Shit. All I can see is female impersonators.

02:43This has got to be a first. Nobody's ever out-drunk old Sherl before. Where'd you learn

02:56to throw them back like that? Oh, that's our girl, Bernadette. I just knew

03:00that stumbling around the pub circuit with lay girls for 200 years must have taught her

03:04something. You're a bloody marvel, Bernie.

03:08Bernadette, please. What's that?

03:10My name isn't Bernie. She said her name isn't Bernie. It's Ralph!