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  • 8/21/2024
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00:00Si, este es el final de las aventuras.
00:06Aquí tenemos a Hell en un crayon azul.
00:10Me encanta Hell en el crayon azul, pero no Twisters, Deadpool o Wolverine nunca más.
00:18Aquí tenemos a David Aaron y el resto de esos niños que están reaccionando en la película más reciente.
00:26Vamos a ver dónde vamos.
00:28Pero ayer... oh, espera.
00:30Pero antes de...
00:32...de ponerlos en...
00:34Pero antes de ponerlos en la película, yo vi ayer que sólo tomé uno y salió dos.
00:42Y eso es... ¿cómo no tenemos control de eso?
00:46Y sí, encontré ese nuevo crayon azul de Hell.
00:51Las aventuras nuevos.
00:53Así que vamos a ver dónde vamos.
00:55¿Vamos?
00:57Hola chicos, bienvenidos de nuevo al canal.
00:59Hoy es el 1 de Agosto y es el 3.
01:04Algunos de ustedes podrían saber, si pueden decir, qué color estamos usando.
01:09¡Purple!
01:10¿Purple?
01:11¿Purple?
01:12Yo tengo el color azul.
01:14Pueden imaginar que vamos a ver a Carol y el crayon azul.
01:19Es una historia sobre un niño que tiene el crayon azul y todo lo que le dice viene a la vida.
01:26No les he dicho mucho acerca de eso, pero vamos a ver cómo sucede.
01:29De todos modos, estábamos en nuestro camino.
01:32Y parece que necesito un poco de gas.
01:36Y Bucky está en la esquina de Bucky.
01:38Así que estamos aquí para comprar un poco de gas.
01:40Y mientras estamos aquí, para comprar un poco de gas, Michael va a entrar a comprar unos desayunos.
01:47Voy a comprar un poco de gas.
01:50Voy a comprar un poco de gas para Bucky y, como siempre, está ocupado.
01:58Es un buen día, ¿no?
02:04Espero que Bucky salga.
02:13Como siempre.
02:17Sour apples.
02:19Son como un poco pequeños.
02:20Sí, nunca lo han terminado.
02:21Eso es bueno.
02:22¿Sabes? ¿Lo has comido antes?
02:25Bien, ahí vamos.
02:27Michael.
02:29David quiere un poco de café.
02:31¿Está bien?
02:32Sí.
02:33Gracias.
02:40Bucky, estoy tan emocionado con ti.
02:48Estoy tan emocionado con Bucky.
02:54Gracias.
02:55¿Quieres un poco de café?
03:03¿Quieres un poco de café?
03:07¿Quieres un poco de café?
03:10Por favor.
03:11¿Quieres un poco de café?
03:12Sí.
03:14Esa es buena.
03:19¿Quieres un poco de café?
03:21Sí.
03:22Bien, vamos.
03:24Esperaba que tuvieran algo de verano o halloween.
03:27Pero no veo nada.
03:31Lo siento.
03:32No tengo nada de halloween.
03:34Pero no tengo nada de halloween.
03:36No tengo nada de halloween.
03:40Sí, qué mierda.
03:47Bien, vamos a empezar.
03:50Vas a Centermark.
03:53¡Guau!
04:23¿Están bien?
04:26Están muy bien frescos.
04:30Mantenganlo ahí.
04:31Mantenganlo ahí por 15 o 20 minutos.
04:34Es super duro.
04:36Pero si vas allí, agarras uno,
04:39y cuando salga fresco,
04:42¡Dios mío!
04:43Es tan bueno.
04:44Es como...
04:45Es como...
04:46Es como comerlo.
04:47Eso es...
04:48Es tan bueno.
04:49Bien, estamos en camino a...
04:51Centermark.
04:52Centermark.
04:53No.
04:57No, por favor.
05:02Blanca, color azul.
05:14¡Uuuh!
05:17Es un dolor.
05:18¡Dios mío!
05:19¡Dios mío!
05:20¡Life for me!
05:21Just send a motherfucking asshole cunts, bitch.
05:25This is weird, but not Deadpool, not Wolverine, okay?
05:29Not Deadpool, not Wolverine.
05:32Oh, yeah, and of course, Twisters.
05:34I mean...
05:35No, not Twisters.
05:37No, nothing, okay?
05:38I don't like Twisters.
05:39But I don't like Deadpool or Wolverine ever again, okay?
05:44My favorite movie, Barbie.
05:50Here's a purple shirt.
06:10Like, here's a brand new Harold Purple Crown shirt.
06:14I'm sorry, Harold, no fucking Purple Crown.
06:20Blonde, color purple.
06:24It's a Ferrari.
06:28I love Ferrari.
06:32And I love the color purple.
06:34It was my favorite movie, okay?
06:37Color purple for Wally.
06:40Color purple for Wally.
06:43Color purple for Wally.
07:04Porcupine.
07:09Oh, no.
07:11Not those things.
07:12Not Deadpool, not Wolverine, not anything.
07:16I mean, not Twisters, okay?
07:22I love Godzilla, and I love Kong.
07:35Bandit and the Ink Machine.
07:40No, not Wolverine, not Deadpool.
07:43Not Deadpool, not Wolverine.
07:46Fuck up.
07:59Holland's key, and then Devon's lock key.
08:04What a world.
08:10Barbie.
08:13Alright, moving on.
08:20And then on this side here, still nothing for Harold Purple Crown.
08:29Still a Paw Patrol stuff.
08:36Mr. Price.
08:38Gabby's Dollhouse.
08:40No, Garfield, no. I love Blade Runner.
09:07No, Deadpool, no. Wolverine, no. Twister, no.
09:14Okay, so, I'm back with the movie theater.
09:16We were just here, like, a few days ago.
09:19Me and Harold were just here, like, two days ago.
09:21And now we're back on Cinemark, to watch Harold and the Purple Crown.
09:29Hopefully, it's good.
09:30We didn't read up much about it, and this is, like, a disenfranchised, so...
09:33...you know, the new movie, so we don't know anything about it, no history or anything.
09:37Just, there's nothing, okay?
09:40Yeah, yeah.
09:43Alright, I'm going.
09:55Bye.
09:59Yep.
10:01Zachary Levi.
10:03Everything he draws is about to get real.
10:10Oh! Automatic doors.
10:17Got it.
10:18Tickets.
10:21Tickets.
10:23Carla, don't touch it, baby. Mommy's gotta scan.
10:28Tickets.
10:29Tickets.
10:35Not Deadpool. Yeah, Harold, Purple Crown.
10:38But not Deadpool ring.
10:41No.
10:42Or Twister's. No, thank you.
10:44Oh, thank you.
10:46Yeah.
10:59No.
11:06Not Twister's.
11:13Ew, yuck.
11:30Oh, no, not Twister's, not Twister's, not Twister's!
11:33Okay, fine, I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch.
11:38I'm gonna get the snacks.
11:42We got about 20 minutes to the movie starts.
11:50Look at all this candy.
11:52Mmm, I don't like the fucking Ass Up.
11:55Love.
11:58Jude's favorite.
12:02Mexican candy.
12:03What?
12:05Mexican candy.
12:06What? Mexican candy?
12:11Oh, no, not Deadpool, not Wolverine.
12:15I believe Jude's favorite.
12:18Different kind of candy.
12:21Mexican candy.
12:22What? Mexican candy?
12:24Oh, my goodness.
12:28Mexican candy.
12:29Oh, my goodness.
12:30Oh, my goodness.
12:33Love the Takis.
12:36That's too much sugar, okay?
12:40Goodbye, fucking Jude.
12:51Mm, mm, mm, I'm gonna fucking kill Jude.
12:55Oh, my God, stop.
12:58Stop playing that.
13:25I am the ninja of science.
13:27You are the ghost of all science.
13:30I am the ninja of science.
13:49There's Spider-Man.
13:51No, that was for you.
13:55Okay.
14:18No, no, no, no, no, no.
14:25Wow.
14:27This is so scary.
14:30Wow.
14:33I'm flying.
14:48I'm wearing my shoes.
14:55How are you doing, my friend?
15:00I'm doing bad.
15:01I'm going to take some pills tomorrow.
15:04I'm going to get recovered.
15:07God damn it, also, that's...
15:09Oh, my God.
15:10Oh, my God.
15:16Oh, my God.
15:18What?
15:24Oh, my God.
15:51Blood.
15:54Oh, my God.
16:20Wow.
16:21I'm a villain.
16:22Oh, my God.
16:40Wait a minute, hold on a sec.
16:44Wait a minute.
16:45That's just never good.
16:46The between is all right.
16:47I'll solve all the nice ones.
16:51Oh, my God.
16:53I'm flying.
16:59I'm flying.
17:08I'm wearing my shoes.
17:13Wow.
17:17How are you doing, my friend?
17:21I'm doing bad.
17:22I'm going to take some pills tomorrow.
17:25I'm going to get recovered.
17:47Oh, my God.
17:52I'm flying.
17:54I'm flying.
18:10Blood murder.
18:22Oh, my God.
18:26Oh, my God.
18:46Oh, my God.
18:52I'm flying.
19:00Oh, my God.
19:05All right.
19:06That's the end of the movie.
19:07And if it came out, then it's raining.
19:09It's raining hard.
19:11Got to get going.
19:15It's raining.
19:17It's raining again.
19:19Okay, the movie is over, guys.
19:24All right.
19:25Thank you.
19:27Have a good day.
19:28Thanks for watching.
19:29I'll see you later.
19:30Bye.