00:00I have like five nuts and seven bolts left over, but damn it, she's up there.
00:05949 channels, oh my.
00:08You know, I read these satellite microwaves can make you impotent.
00:11Hey, 949 channels, I say roll the dice.
00:15All right, gentlemen, if you're ready, let's watch some television.
00:21All right, college football, Florida State at Purdue.
00:23That's what I'm talking about.
00:24This is supposed to be a good game.
00:25Yeah, but we can't stop on channel two.
00:27We just started here, come on.
00:28The Dirty Dozen.
00:29Oh, great movie.
00:30Trini Lopez.
00:31Yeah, but we can do better, come on.
00:33Same by the bell, the new class.
00:36Taping it.
00:38Let's keep it moving.
00:39TNT, CNN, TBS, ESPN, ESPN 2, 3, 4, 5, HBO, HBO 2, 3.
00:47Learning channel, reading channel, swimming channel.
00:52Cheetah killing a zebra.
00:55Cheetah killing a cheetah.
00:57Oh, he's not killing them.
00:59Cheetah killing a cheetah.
01:03Hey, honey, what are you doing?
01:05Wait a minute, you're trying to light this?
01:07We got the hot tub ready for action.
01:09You want to go break her in?
01:10Yeah, it'll help me get rid of my blinding headache.
01:20Whoa, it's so cold.
01:20Now the hot tub is gonna be great.
01:22Come on, baby.
01:22Hey, come on in.
01:25The water's fine.
01:30Arthur, why the hell is it so hot in here?
01:32Yeah, Dad, it's 109.
01:36Hey, it's much healthier when it's hot.
01:38It cleans out your pores.
01:39You can't tell, but I'm sweating like a pig right now.
01:42I'm sorry, Dad, I'm gonna have to turn the heat down.
01:45Go ahead, I'm getting out anyway.
01:46I'm in my birthday suit, so look away if you shine.
01:56It's called gravity, Douglas, and it's coming for you.
01:59It's coming for you.
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