00:00What up y'all, we back again, this is TopThings.
00:27Today, we have proof that all babies are babies.
00:53That scream was majestic as hell.
01:23I feel like a dead fish when that happens.
01:53When you are too comfortable with you homies to make such jokes.
02:09When an asian mom says the F word instead of saying packing.
02:29Yeah, I'm gonna post it when I'm done packing.
02:32Yeah, you're packing your clothes.
02:35I'm not f***ing clothes.
02:38You're f***ing your clothes.
02:41Why are you laughing?
02:44It's packing.
02:46Say packing.
02:47F***ing.
02:48F***ing.
02:49Mommy?
02:50Hey!
02:57Meet the ultimate drama queen of the dog world.
03:00A pug who turns a simple nail trimming session into a full blown theatrical performance.
03:07Okay.
03:08Did you wash your ass today?
03:32We hope she's alright, but it doesn't make the incident unfunny memory to remember.
03:37When you don't know that Lime bikes are electric.
03:41You got it?
03:45Oh my gosh, you're gonna die.
03:48Oh my gosh.
03:51Oh my god, no.
03:54Oh no.
03:55Is this your friend?
03:56It's my mom.
03:57Holy shit.
03:58Mom, are you okay?
04:04Thanks to this lady, shrimp flavored coffee is now a reality.
04:24Who even packed these?
04:25The tuna ones are way better.
04:35His face is priceless the entire time.
04:39You're a boat guy.
04:44Are you done?
04:45Are you done?
04:46Are you done?
04:47Are you done?
04:49Oh man.
05:04I'm sorry.
05:15Oh mama.
05:16This is why women live longer than men.
05:28Hi, here's your drink.
05:29Oh, I didn't get whipped cream.
05:31Oh, that's fine.
05:35Ah!
05:59She was literally asking for it.
06:05No!
06:15I always think it's funny looking at the names of the different body washes for men and women.
06:20Anarchy.
06:21Silk and Magnolia.
06:23Dragon Blast.
06:25Lustrous Glow.
06:27Kraken Guard.
06:34Ah!
06:43Sounds like Spongebob when he's wearing those boots.
06:48No, not like that.
06:51Like this.
06:56Fake tongue prank on our kids.
07:04Woo!
07:05Woo!
07:06Woo!
07:07Woo!
07:22He had the nerve to say core strength.
07:25Yeah, just think about keeping your core in the middle.
07:27As long as you keep your body in the middle.
07:29That's the part.
07:30You mean like the core should be in all areas.
07:33Woo!
07:35Woo!
07:36Ah!
07:47Oh, yes?
07:48Oh, yes?
07:50Woo!
08:03No!
08:10Forgot to tape off the hairline first.
08:14Hey, not below the waist, eh?
08:16Make sure you get even coverage.
08:18It's good to have overlap.
08:33He says he has core strength.
08:46Hey, I'm okay.
08:47I'm fine.
08:48It's okay.
08:49It's okay.
08:52The cat is a paid actor.
08:54Reason 238 why cats are better than babies
08:58is because once you're done kissing them,
09:02you can just drop them on the floor.
09:06Make a pose.
09:09Eight.
09:14What the?
09:15For this?
09:16For this shoot?
09:29Hmm.
09:36Hey!
09:37I don't think he'll be eating anything with whipped cream on it from now on.
09:42Oh, it's good.
09:44It's really good.
09:53Such a cool shot.
09:54You should see how far you can throw it.
09:59What the?
10:11Check out the water, bro.
10:17Bro is enjoying a free water park.
10:21Go, go, go, go, go, go!
10:29What?
10:43This nigga's style.
10:51At least she got the attendance points, right?
10:59Cut, cut.
11:00Cut, cut.
11:27It's beautiful out here.
11:28Hold on.
11:29Hold on.
11:34Welcome to Europe.
11:35A toilet is a toilet.
11:59No.
12:00No.
12:01No.
12:02No.
12:03No.
12:04No.
12:05No.
12:06No.
12:07No.
12:13Hey, in his defense, the picture will last longer.
12:16I stopped to get you flowers.
12:18Okay.
12:19But instead, I got you a picture of flowers because...
12:22So here's the picture of the flowers.
12:25Oh, okay.
12:27Happy Mother's Day.
12:28day first of all I didn't get them because they were $75 what $75 just some
12:39roses and some sunflowers so you got a picture of flowers
12:58this is a new emotion from the movie Inside Out
13:04it's anger mixed with shame
13:28I'm trying to see my arm did you see this there's a mosquito bite oh my gosh
13:39yeah I do is it it hurts and it's like really big you see like it looks like a
13:44different sign so I was trying to see what it looks like yeah
13:50the most accurate portrayal of a night shift worker versus day shift hey
13:55britches hey ladies hey doughnuts oh another rough night that nice shift got
14:07you down boy oh yeah this guy he's ready for some casserole
14:25don't love it
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