00:00Morty! Morty! Morty, wake up!
00:02You're gonna be a football star, Morty!
00:03What?
00:04It's a sport you play with your foot and a ball.
00:06Offside. It's football!
00:07You mean soccer?
00:08Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
00:09Depending on where this ad is airing.
00:10Get up!
00:11Oh!
00:12Rick, what is this?
00:14Consensual science, Morty.
00:15They want to give you boons for your adventure.
00:17I am Mohammed Salah.
00:18From me, you will receive the gift of dribbling and finishing.
00:21And I, Viviana Miedema, grant you the power of the striker
00:24and speed with or without the ball,
00:26as well as the ability to eat traditional Dutch cuisine.
00:29Like, what kind of...
00:30You're herring. You'll want herring.
00:32Adidas X-Speed Portal.
00:33Multidimensional speed, carbon fiber soleplate.
00:35This shoe has an extensive list of marketing terms, Morty.
00:37Why are you doing this?
00:38Why does anyone do anything?
00:39For free sandwiches in the press area, Morty.
00:41Now go win the International Unlicensed Cup.
00:43Oh!
00:44Wow, a kid just dropped onto the field.
00:46With his swanky earring, he looks like a hand puppet.
00:49Miedema.
00:50Like a puppet.
00:51Salah.
00:52Like a puppet.
00:57Now he's a puppet man.
00:59Morty Smith, you're the best player on earth
01:01and you can have anything.
01:02What do you want next?
01:03I want raw herring.
01:04Why am I eating this?
01:06Rick, you were right.
01:07I love being a football star.
01:09And I feel so fulfilled.
01:10Nope, uh-uh.
01:11Morty's with too much self-actualization
01:13upset the dynamic.
01:14We have a TV show, Morty.
01:15Gotta reset.
01:16Rick, where did you send them?
01:17No idea, Morty.
01:18They could be anywhere.
01:19Can I at least have some of that sandwich?
01:21No.
