00:00I live where you vacation. I hated that.
00:03I grew up in the Hamptons and I don't know about you guys but I've seen so many videos lately on my
00:07for you page of influencers going out to the Hamptons living these lavish lives with their
00:11designer brands and I thought I'd show you what locals do out here as non-millionaires.
00:14I'm blessed to be able to work remote so Jenny and I started our day at Hampton Coffee and I got
00:18an eight dollar matcha and cried a little, took my morning meeting, and then moved to a better
00:22location to grind from because I was slightly blinded from the sun.
00:26Pick up the top, go in the club.
00:32You look like a worm.
00:34We headed to the library which I haven't been inside in so long. Guys this is my childhood.
00:38Anywho, we worked in there for a few hours and then tried a new spot for lunch.
00:42I'm starving.
00:46Our main street is constantly having places close and new ones open because you have to
00:49be able to survive all winter without making much money and just like make all your money
00:53in the summer. So we found this newer spot which apparently has been here for a year but I've never
00:57been. They had gluten-free options and Jenny scooped Funcho's which is the best place ever.
01:01My tiny salmon avocado on gluten-free toast plus a little sweet treat came out to $30 which was
01:07alarming and Jenny's was huge and only $15 but at least mine was good and I didn't get poisoned.
01:13It was so so nice sitting out by the water and we had some fruit defrosted from being frozen inside
01:18and then two men just came up to us with this drink. Jenny and I just did this for a photo.
01:25I think we looked slightly awkward. We probably did. I think I was like...
01:30Then I relocated to work outside from Simon's or you may know it as Beach Bakery. Simon does not
01:35own it anymore but I will forever just know it as Simon's in my heart. After work I grabbed my
01:40running clothes and skirted to the glamorous public bathroom to change and have a little
01:45dance party. Then I sunscreened it up because I am white as hell, stretched it out on Dune Road
01:50because I'm in my running era. Jenny runs 10 miles for fun so I really had to prepare myself.
01:58This was actually my first time running on Dune Road ever which if you're unfamiliar it's a road
02:03in the Hamptons with like the bay on one side and the ocean on the other and huge mansion homes.
02:07I just looked it up and there is a two acre plot of land going for nine million dollars so
02:11that'll just give you a hint of the cost of the houses there. We're house shopping.
02:15Oh my gosh I want that one. Daddy I want that. That's us.
02:23People think we're crazy. We ran 1.5 then walked 0.5 and then ran another mile to make it three
02:29miles. We did it. Whoa. Punch buggy. Oh no. The other one. We scurried back to Pikes Beach for a dip.
02:37I feel like a lot of people don't realize that the water on Long Island is very cold until like
02:41August or September even so right now it truly feels like a cold plunge. Like my feet were
02:46burning. I was losing my breath when I dunked under but it feels so good after a run. Then we
02:51headed back to Jenny's house. I took an outdoor shower because that's one of my favorite things
02:54in the world but I didn't film it for legal reasons. Then I tried to feed the chickens an
02:59orange which I don't think they were too thrilled about and Jenny spoiled me and cooked for me
03:03because our wallets were still recovering from lunch. I ran around catching fireflies which I
03:07haven't done in so long and it just healed something in me and then we did a little late
03:11night ride to 7-Eleven for the necessities. Just kidding. And Jenny managed to drop her ice cream
03:16under the car. Man. That was our lovely Thursday as two local gals who grew up in the Hamptons.
03:25I'll see you tomorrow for day two or whenever I get around to editing it.
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