Making a Gambler - Props in the Bubble

Making A Gambler

8/14/2024

Feitelberg | Making A Gambler

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00:00Look at yourself. Look at yourself.

00:03You're eating like shit. You're bald as a shit.

00:06You got alopecia.

00:08Read the hat. Stay positive.

00:11You're gonna win.

00:12Philly, let's fucking go.

00:14Barstool sportsbook.

00:17We're in the bubble for a reason.

00:19I'm never leaving Philly till I win.

00:21You disgusting. You disgust me.

00:23You disgust me.

00:26Nice place.

00:29Kind of classy with the orange lights here.

00:35How do you wake up and look at yourself like that?

00:38Me?

00:41I dare you. You can't even turn the shower on.

00:43You look like that. You take a video like an idiot.

00:45Everyone thinks you... You can't even spell plaque.

00:47You disgust me. You disgust me.

00:49You should wake up and smack yourself in the fucking face, you loser.

00:52Been screaming the whole time.

00:54Oh, I'm bored. No one hangs out with me at the house.

00:56We're in the bubble. Coming to the bubble.

00:58Let's do a lesson in the bubble.

01:00You came to Philly, put yourself in the bubble.

01:02You want to be the best.

01:04What, dude?

01:06What the fuck is...

01:10All right.

01:12It looks like some real old, like...

01:15I don't know. I feel like Ben Franklin probably lived here before.

01:18This is like a nice, rustic-looking spot.

01:27I mean, you've got to be fucking kidding me with this.

01:30I should have a text.

01:33This kid asked me to come to Philly.

01:35Within ten minutes, I'm called the F-word.

01:39Not fuck.

01:41I'm called the N-word.

01:43With a hard R.

01:45The hardest R imaginable.

01:47By a guy who looks relatively normal.

01:49And he just berates me in public.

01:51Right outside the Liberty Bell.

01:53Go. Place of independence.

01:55No. Hard Rs.

01:57And now he's taking fucking forever

02:01to answer this stupid fucking door.

02:07All right.

02:09This close guy doesn't fucking know it's me.

02:12Now I really know how John feels.

02:15Before I get accosted on the street again,

02:19Are you fucking coming?

02:21Or what?

02:25Oh!

02:31Marty, you guys here?

02:33Chicken dog.

02:37Shit, I never moved here.

02:39Shit, I never moved here.

02:48Shit.

02:50Fucking come down, take a train,

02:52takes him.

02:54I don't even know if he's here.

02:56I don't know where he could possibly be.

02:58He says he hasn't left the house.

03:00He's turned into a Russian astronaut

03:02on like the space station.

03:04Just talking to himself non-stop.

03:06But for some reason,

03:08they come get me at the door.

03:11Hello?

03:20Marty's not going to teach you anything.

03:22He's a fucking idiot anyway. Who cares?

03:24Just going to have people yell at you

03:26that you're the N-word in the streets.

03:28That's what's going to happen in Philadelphia.

03:30Oh yeah, by the way, Wawa's out of Philly cheesesteaks.

03:32That makes a ton of fucking sense.

03:35No, in the door.

03:37One more.

03:45This kid wasn't such an idiot.

03:54Oh, I'm in trouble.

04:05Alright.

04:19Open the door!

04:23What in the world took you-

04:25Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Get out of here.

04:27Where's your bubble, dude?

04:29What are you talking about?

04:31I said come to the bubble, bring your bubble.

04:34What do you think?

04:36What do you think?

04:41Every day, you fat loser.

04:45Yeah, why do you think there's no cases?

04:49Yeah, you're laughing. Stay right there.

04:51One sec. Yeah, stay right there.

04:55Chuck! Chuck! Chuck!

04:57Yeah, we can't do this for a second.

04:59Fucking loser.

05:03It doesn't have to do with their mask,

05:05it doesn't have to do with their fucking temperature taken,

05:07their test taken.

05:09You think it's a fucking bubble that doesn't cover their mouth.

05:11Yeah, it's that complicated.

05:13You could just use this $45 on Amazon

05:15for every single player.

05:17Yeah, do that. You'll be laughing.

05:19Just one sec.

05:23Hey, you fat-

05:25I got an extra large bubble for you.

05:27I'm not wearing this.

05:29You ain't coming to my house, you're not putting that on.

05:31It doesn't go with my outfit.

05:33Put it on.

05:35Right now.

05:37It doesn't go with my outfit, Marty.

05:39I don't fucking put on accessories

05:41that don't go with my outfit.

05:43I'll tell you what.

05:45This actually weirdly

05:47works.

06:01We're like socially distanced.

06:03This is what they do.

06:05This is what the NBA does.

06:07This is just like when they're out to dinner, you think?

06:09They just all sit in one of these?

06:11Yeah, they all go to Hibachi so they can throw it through.

06:13That's a good idea.

06:15That's smart.

06:17Orlando's famous for their Hibachi, too.

06:19Where do you even get these things?

06:21You know what?

06:23I don't know.

06:25I don't know.

06:27I don't know.

06:29Where do you even get these things?

06:31You know what?

06:33My mother always wanted me to put me in one

06:35because I never wanted to get hurt.

06:37I got hurt a lot.

06:39Me, too.

06:41My mom wouldn't take me to the hospital.

06:43She'd just give me a glass of milk.

06:45It didn't work.

06:47You're still a pussy.

06:49Still a pussy.

06:51What have you been doing in the bubble?

06:53What are we doing right now?

06:55All I'm doing...

06:57I got $1,700.

06:59Nikola Djokovic.

07:01I got $10,000.

07:03Nikola.

07:05The little fat guy.

07:07Nikola Djokovic?

07:09He plays goalie for the Lightning.

07:11Oh, that's a tennis player, too.

07:13Djokic.

07:15Let me tell you something.

07:17There's props for everything.

07:19We were betting first play of the drive

07:21on Monday night, pass, run.

07:23It's everything.

07:25You don't even need to do spreads.

07:27It's a new way of gambling.

07:29Responsibly.

07:31Responsibly is the best part.

07:33I love responsible gambling.

07:35There's nothing more responsible

07:37than doing every play.

07:39Johnny, we got a shit boner tonight.

07:41What do we got?

07:43Jacksonville Jaguars

07:45against the Miami Dolphins.

07:47What a piece of shit football game.

07:49But I kind of appreciate it.

07:51That football game is one of the most

07:53I appreciate it.

07:55You skip it for Sunday.

07:57You don't have to worry about that game on Sunday night.

07:59It just gets it out of the way.

08:01That's true. That's a good point.

08:03It's like eating your vegetables first.

08:05I guess this has to happen.

08:07Hammer it before you get the good meats.

08:09That's a good point.

08:11The only problem is you got to sit here

08:13the rest of the night until the game's on

08:15because you can't really move around.

08:17But you know what we do?

08:19We bang out Barstool Sportsbook app.

08:21In Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

08:23Right in the bubble, baby.

08:25We'll take DJ Chuck

08:27plus 900.

08:29Who's DJ Chuck? I couldn't tell you.

08:31I don't know if I could tell you

08:33a player on either of these teams.

08:35It's all you just know Fitzmagic.

08:37He keeps starting accidentally.

08:39I forgot he's on that team.

08:41He literally just keeps playing.

08:43Him and Minshew have been arguing about who's better.

08:45The beard or the mustache.

08:47The answer is Fitzpatrick's beard.

08:49Fitzpatrick's beard is fucking stunning.

08:51That thing's got to tickle the rat, you know?

08:53Oh, yeah.

08:55For sure. I bet his wife loves it.

08:57Say Chuck.

08:59Say Chuck? It's Chuck.

09:01There you go. We're taking DJ Chuck

09:03plus 900

09:05Barstool Sportsbook app.

09:07Can we make our own fucking

09:09prop bet?

09:11You know what?

09:13I'm going to call some people.

09:15I think we could try and do over-under

09:17on a Lakers game.

09:19Dunks? Yeah he's rooting for an Ice Dunkarooney.

09:23I've been doing that since SportsCenter

09:25just made that their entire top ten thing.

09:27I've been doing that my whole life.

09:29It's all we're rooting for is dunks.

09:31Dunks. Dunks. Dunks.

09:33Dunks. Dunks. Dunks. Dunks.

09:35Dunks. Dunks. Dunks. Dunks.

09:37Dunks. Dunks. Dunks. Dunks.

09:39Dunks. Dunks. Dunks. Dunks.

09:41Dunks. Dunks. Dunks. I WANT

09:43DUNKS!

09:45Barstool Sportsbook app.

09:47Responsibly.

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