00:00Emojis ka desh, emojis ke desh mein aapka khair magadam, ek ajeeb aur gareeb desh jaha
00:12emojis rehte hai.
00:13Yeh hai smile aur aapko toh pata hi hoga yeh hamesha muskur aata hai.
00:17Aaj mai bahut udas hu.
00:19Mai samajh sakta hu.
00:21Mujhe nahi lagta tum samajh sakta hu.
00:24Tum mujhe aur zyada udas kar rahe ho.
00:27Aur yeh hai.
00:29Aaj ka din itna khushnuma kyu hai.
00:35Angry, aaj tum khubsurat lag rahe ho.
00:43Aur in dono ko taaruf ki koi zarurat nahi hai.
00:46Kyuki yeh dono hai laughter brothers.
00:48Ek hai straight face laughter aur doosra hai tilted laughter.
00:52Aaj mai bahut udas hu.
00:59Abhi batao tum kyun parhishan ho.
01:04Tum mujhe aur udas kar rahe ho.
01:07Aur phir hamare paas hai yeh janaab party emoji.
01:11Aaj mai bahut udas hu.
01:14Chalo party karte hai.
01:17Aur sleepy emoji.
01:20Mujhe neend aa rahi hai.
01:23Chalo party kare.
01:26Yeh hai seekh emoji.
01:29Aaj mai bahut...
01:33Bimar ho.
01:35Chalo party kare.
01:38Toh aapne dekha emojis jaise unke naam hai, waise hi wo hai.
01:43Aur jaise halat hai, waise hi wo khush dil hai.
01:46Par aap poochenge emojis karte kya hai.
01:48Chalo dekhte hai.
01:50Mai bahut udas hu.
01:53Chalo party kare.
01:57Kya aaj jumma hai?
02:00Haan.
02:01Isiliye party bahut mashkool hai.
02:03Jab zumba rahega toh tum aur mai mashkool honge.
02:08Chalo.
02:14Chalo party kare.
02:16Yeh hai.
02:20Nahi, nahi, nahi, nahi.
02:22Jumma nahi.
02:24Jumma nahi.
02:28Tum aur zyada fikr kyu kar rahe ho?
02:30Matlab, ek tarah se tum apne naam ke hisaab se sahi hi kar rahe ho.
02:35Bakwaaz band karo, besubaan kahi ke.
02:38Yeh sahi hai. Uncle zaroor aate hi honge.
02:42Haan, haan, haan.
02:44Woh ajeeb tarah se raks karte hain.
02:46Aadab.
02:48Bachon.
02:50Aaj jumma hai.
02:54Waise kuch emojis ko taaruf ki zarurat nahi.
02:58Jumme ke din Mallika bhi tafteesh ke liye aate hi hongi.
03:01Toh uncle ko toh aana hi tha.
03:04Aaj jumma hai emojis.
03:06Chalo raks karein.
03:08Aaj jumme ki raat hai.
03:11Mallika ko sabhi pasand karte the.
03:13Khaas karke unke khaas dost.
03:31Uncle Mallika pe jaan chidakte the.
03:35Waise har koi isse waqif tha.
03:39Chalo raks karein.
03:45Aur inhe rokna bhi mushkil hai.
03:48Haan, yahi unka kaam tha.
03:50Insano ke liye aasaan tareekon mein,
03:52ek khayaal ya ek ahsaas jagana.
03:55Sab durust chal raha tha par tabhi.
03:59Ek software update.
04:01Kya? Ek software update?
04:04Ek software update?
04:06Nahi!
04:16Bilkul jangal ki aag ki tarah,
04:18emoji desh me afra tafri mach gayi.
04:20Sabhi emojis yaha waha bhaag rahe the.
04:22Insano ke liye bhale software update ke koi maine na ho,
04:25par emojis ke liye iska matlab hai tabdeel hi.
04:28Wo sab tabdeel hone se khauf zada the.
04:31Ek software update hone se bahut si cheezein ho sakte hain.
04:34Jaise ki, jab ek software update hota hai,
04:37kabhi kabhi emojis ke huliye thode bahut badal jaate hain.
04:40Kabhi kabhi poori tarah se,
04:42nai emojis aa jaate hain,
04:44aur purane emojis hamesha ke liye nikaal diye jaate hain.
04:46Isliye wo software update se khauf khaate the.
04:49Par unko ilm nahi tha,
04:51ke baat yahi tak khatm nahi hui the.
04:53Darasal, kuch aur bhi bura hone wala tha.
04:56Kyuki ek software update ki jaanib lag raha tha,
04:58par ye kuch aur tha.
05:00Sab din pehle kabhi nahi dekha hai,
05:02kuch tha masalah hai.
05:04Haan, chalo party karein.
05:09Party karne ki koi wajah hi nahi hai.
05:11Achanak aasman laal hogaya aur alarm bajne laga.
05:15Dekho, doosre emojis aasman se niche gir rahe hain.
05:19Aur aasman phat raha hai.
05:22Wo cheezein kya hai?
05:24Is maamle mein uncle ko zyada tajurba hone ki wajah se,
05:27unhone samajh liya tha,
05:28ki asal mein kya ho raha hai.
05:30Oh, yeh koi software update bilkul nahi hai.
05:33Shahad is insaan ne ek besanat link par click kar diya ho.
05:36Yeh ek virus hai.
05:38Sabhi emojis mein aasman se
05:40ek Trojan horse ko utarte hui dekha,
05:42jo asal mein ek virus tha.
05:44Ya Khuda!
05:46Yeh toh ek Trojan virus hai.
05:48Ya Allah!
05:49Mere phone ko yeh kya hogaya?
05:51Is beech emoji desh mein khauf chha gaya.
05:55Sabh marne wale hain.
05:59Par uss Trojan ne koi tawajjo nahi di.
06:01Aur jo uska raasta rukne ki poshish karta,
06:04usse hatate hui seedha Mallika ke mahal ki aur bada.
06:07Nahi!
06:08Meri Mallika se door raho.
06:12Jaise jaise wo aage badh raha tha,
06:14zameen se laal cactus bahar aa rahe the.
06:16Mahal par rukh jao.
06:18Rukh jao, wanaan tumhe.
06:21Par wo Trojan horse ke mughabale kuch nahi the,
06:24jo seedhe mahal ki taraf badh raha tha.
06:26Aur mahal ko andar se chod raha tha.
06:29Yeh kya?
06:30Yeh kya hogaya hai?
06:31Mera phone?
06:32Ussi waqt bade bade laal cactus,
06:34emoji desh ke zameen se ubhne lage.
06:37Aur mahal ki diwaaron ko todne lage.
06:39Nahi!
06:41Aur aise Mallika ko apne hi mahal se nikal diya gaya.
06:45Mallika, jao bheek hai?
06:47Mujhe maaf karna,
06:48mai tum logon ko mehfooz nahi rak saki.
06:50Fikr mat karo Mallika,
06:52hum saath milkar uspar hamla karege.
07:04Straight face,
07:05kya tum theek ho?
07:06Aur ussi pal,
07:07ek ek karke sabhi emojis laal hone lage.
07:10Unke chehre jasbaat se muara ho rahe the.
07:13Kya?
07:14Yeh kya ho raha hai?
07:15Mallika ne dekha ke sabhi emojis
07:17mein badlaab aa gaya hai.
07:19Aur wo Mallika ki taraf mudh gaye.
07:21Wo Mallika ki taraf gusse se dekh rahe the.
07:23Aur unki aur badhne lage.
07:25Arey yeh kya?
07:26Nahi!
07:28Arey,
07:29lagta hai tumhare phone mein virus aa gaya hai.
07:31Kya virus?
07:33Kya tumne koi spam email ya phir anjaan URL to nahi khola hai na?
07:37Yaad kijiye?
07:38Maine ek link khola tha,
07:39jo mere dost ne bheja tha.
07:40Ab kya kare?
07:42Isne aapke operating system par hamla kar diya hai.
07:44Meherbani, meherbani.
07:46Main tumhari Mallika hoon.
07:48Nahi!
07:50Hamari koi Mallika nahi.
07:52Hamara ek hi rehnuma hai,
07:53wo hai Azeem Totan.
07:55Isne katma kar do.
07:56Aur jaise hi wo sab Mallika ko pakadne wale the,
07:59aasman ek baar phir se khul gaya.
08:01Sab logon ne upar dekha.
08:03Kya ho raha hai?
08:04Maine isme ek antivirus dala hai.
08:06Kaunsa antivirus?
08:08The Tiger Antivirus.
08:11Sabhi emojis aur Trojan Horse ne dekha ki
08:15kis tarah ek sher aasman se neeche utra
08:17aur zor se dahara.
08:21Hamla!
08:22Emojis sher ki tarah padne lage,
08:24jisne apne panje ke ek baar se hi
08:26zameen ko hila diya.
08:28Laal Cactus phir se zameen ke andar chale gaye.
08:31Aur saare emojis hawa mein udne lage
08:33aur unmein Rani bhi thi.
08:35Tum iske keemat chakaoge, Ghuspet?
08:38Ghuspet toh yaha tum ho.
08:41Main tumhe hatm kar dunga.
08:43Trojan Horse sher ki taraf khusse se daudhne laga.
08:46Sher ne bhi dahar lagayi
08:48aur uski taraf dauda.
08:51Is beech jo emojis hawa mein ud rahe the,
08:54unke rang badalne lage.
08:56Wo sab apni asli shakal mein wapas aa rahe the.
08:58Sher itna taankatwar tha,
09:00ke Trojan Horse uske aage bilkul nahi tik paya.
09:03Jisne apne panje se Trojan par baar kiya,
09:06aur wo virus seedhe zameen par gir gaya.
09:11Aur aisa hote hi sabhi emojis wapas pehle jaise ho gaye.
09:15Sabhi tayarte huye emojis zameen par gir gaye
09:19aur laal aasman phir se neela ho gaya.
09:22Yeh lo, ho gaya.
09:24Tiger ko phone se mat nikalna,
09:25aapka phone mehfooz rahega.
09:27Aapka bahut bahut shukriya.
09:29Aapka din khush gawar ho.
09:31Aapka bhi.
09:33Tum kaun ho?
09:34Mallika-e-Aala,
09:35main yaha aapke aur aapke logon ki hifazat ke liye aaya hoon.
09:39Aapka bahut bahut shukriya.
09:41Yeh toh mera farz tha.
09:43Lo, mahal aapka ho gaya.
09:45Chalo, party kare.
09:52Mera phone theek ho gaya.
09:54Chalo, party kare, party emoji.
09:56Emoji.
10:03Aur is tarah, emoji desh mein sab kuch pehle jaisa ho gaya.
10:07Emojis phir se wahi karne lage,
10:09jismein woh mahir the.
10:11Insano ke liye aasaan tarikon mein,
10:13ek hayal ya ek aisaas jagana.
10:16Tiger Antivirus ne emoji desh ko mehfooz rakha
10:19aur sab khush the,
10:20siwaay sad ke.
10:22Main udaas hoon.
10:24Aur angry.
10:26Mujhe bahut guss aa raha hai.
10:29Aur sick ke.
10:36Chalo, party kare.
10:42Aur jo bhi is emoji ne kaha.
