New_Stage_Drama_2024___Nasir_Chinyoti_and_Agha_Majid___Mahnoor___Saleem_Albela_#comedy_#comedyvideo(720p) - video Dailymotion

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New stage drama Nasir chiny

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00:00Excuse me.

00:03This place looks familiar.

00:06But it's a toilet.

00:12You recognize your place of work.

00:16How are you?

00:17I'm fine.

00:18Me too.

00:19I'm from the beauty parlour.

00:20Rat! Rat!

00:22Rat!

00:23Where did you see my clothes?

00:27How are you?

00:28Fine.

00:29Hi.

00:31What?

00:32Hi.

00:33I have a bottle of Khangana syrup.

00:36What happened?

00:37Who is this guy?

00:38Sir, how are you?

00:39I'm fine.

00:40You don't have any meat.

00:42I'll give you the meat of your destiny.

00:46You don't even touch the meat.

00:48Do you think you can sell it?

00:51It's too expensive.

00:52I want to see where the meat is.

00:55You don't have any meat.

00:57I'll give you everything.

01:00But how will you get fat?

01:02I'm already fat.

01:06What else do you have?

01:08Whatever you have, it's very nice.

01:12I'm going home.

01:14Uncle, don't go empty-handed.

01:17I'll give you everything.

01:19Water, food, everything.

01:21Your hair is very nice.

01:23Your eyes are very nice.

01:26Your eyebrows are very nice.

01:28Your lips.

01:29Lips?

01:32Lips.

01:34Your Urdu is better than mine.

01:38You don't have lips.

01:39Red Bull.

01:40Lips.

01:41Lips.

01:42Your lips.

01:43Your ass.

01:46Neck.

01:48And?

01:49Your ass.

01:50Ass?

01:54Son, he doesn't even know English.

01:57Ass.

01:58Ass.

01:59Ass.

02:00Ass.

02:01Ass.

02:02Ass.

02:03Ass.

02:06You read too much, brother.

02:09Your ass.

02:11Ass.

02:12Ass.

02:13Ass.

02:14Ass.

02:15Ass.

02:16Ass.

02:17Ass.

02:18Ass.

02:19Ass.

02:20Ass.

02:21Ass.

02:22Who is this?

02:26Who is this?

02:27I am Dr. Amerly Akhil.

02:36Greetings.

02:37This is my uncle.

02:38He is my nephew.

02:39Who are you?

02:40Hari.

02:41Oh.

02:42Hari?

02:43Hari.

02:44I still love him a lot.

02:46You are aIso very awesome.

02:49Somebody challenge Daddy!

02:50Hey, ladies!

02:53You shouldn't have stopped me at such a time.

02:55I was about to leave.

03:02Why aren't you wearing anything underneath?

03:04I'm wearing a lantern underneath.

03:11Imaan Chaudhary, don't you know democracy?

03:14My child, where am I?

03:16I'm at home.

03:21Hey, you!

03:22What did your uncle say?

03:24He was saying that Chaudhary was drunk.

03:26You, my sister!

03:29Get lost, you sister!

03:32What do you do?

03:33Sir, I make women wear polo shirts.

03:35Oh, I see.

03:36If there's too much work, we make girls wear it.

03:39Oh, I see.

03:40Yes, I'm very good at manicure and pedicure.

03:43I also clean up.

03:45What is manicure and pedicure?

03:47Manicure is for the hands.

03:49And pedicure is for the feet.

03:51What nonsense is this?

03:55How much do you charge to get a girl ready?

03:58Sir, if I get myself ready, I charge Rs. 10,000.

04:01And if a worker gets me ready, she charges Rs. 3,000.

04:05Just get me a worker.

04:07I'll make two or three women with this money.

04:10Ma'am, don't you have a worker for Rs. 3,500?

04:14I'm getting ready.

04:17If we have our own lotion and cream crew,

04:21do you charge us?

04:22Yes, we do.

04:24You get your facial done, right?

04:26Yes, I do.

04:27Tell me, how much does a facial cost?

04:29It costs Rs. 2,000, according to your face.

04:33For a facial?

04:34Yes.

04:35And how much does it cost?

04:37Rs. 2,000.

04:38It costs Rs. 2,000.

04:39For a facial?

04:40Yes.

04:41It should be a facial.

04:42Your face is a facial.

04:43You're not a facial.

04:45Get a facial done.

04:47I'll get a facial done.

04:49Sir, it's so expensive these days.

04:51What do you get for Rs. 2,500?

04:53What do you lose?

04:55Who's going to do it?

04:57Sir, what do you lose?

04:59Who's going to do it?

05:00Okay, listen to me.

05:01If you give me a body massage,

05:03I've kept a special oil.

05:05Special.

05:06No, no.

05:07Anyway.

05:08And I'll do it with my own hands.

05:11You'll do it with your own hands?

05:12Yes.

05:13Oh, come here.

05:14Let me do it with my own hands.

05:16Come here.

05:18What are you going to do now?

05:20I'm going to get a facial done.

05:21Uncle was also saying that he's not going to give me a marriage proposal.

05:24Uncle also had a fight, brother.

05:26There was no fight.

05:27I pleaded.

05:28He agreed.

05:29We agreed.

05:30Let it be.

05:31Don't you want to marry your uncle?

05:33Go and get your face done.

05:35What's going on?

05:36Go and get your face done.

05:37Don't you want to marry your uncle?

05:38What do you think of your daughter?

05:39Hey, you!

05:40She drinks and insults us.

05:42If she insulted you,

05:43tell her what I did.

05:44What did you do?

05:45I apologised to her.

05:46Here.

05:48Uncle,

05:49I've got all the tea leaves washed.

05:52Here.

05:53What's your problem?

05:55What's your problem?

05:56What's your problem?

05:57I've called the number guy.

05:59Yes.

06:00Wash it.

06:01Wash it.

06:02What number guy?

06:03Number guy,

06:04sit down.

06:11Listen,

06:12let's talk.

06:13Talk.

06:14What do you want to talk about?

06:15Number guy,

06:16he insulted us.

06:17My daughter's mother was a prostitute.

06:19He drank and insulted us.

06:22He insulted me.

06:24He even broke my son's wrist.

06:26He broke your son's wrist.

06:27Nonsense.

06:28Nonsense.

06:29Look,

06:30it's my nephew's wedding.

06:31Yes.

06:32He's drunk.

06:33He's drunk.

06:34He's drunk.

06:35He's drunk on our daughter.

06:36He's drunk on our daughter.

06:37He's drunk on our daughter.

06:38He's drunk on our daughter.

06:39Give me a cigarette.

06:40Give me a cigarette.

06:41He's drunk.

06:42You have to listen to me,

06:43he's drunk,

06:44he's drunk,

06:45but we'll explain to him

06:47that it's not the way it is.

06:49Whatever you decide,

06:50we'll accept it.

06:51Yes.

06:52I won't accept it.

06:53Here.

06:58What?

06:59Here,

07:00here,

07:01I have a condition that there is no one to cry.

07:06He drank alcohol.

07:08What was the problem?

07:10There was no problem.

07:13What is the problem?

07:16I drank alcohol.

07:19Alcohol?

07:21Alcohol.

07:23I drank alcohol.

07:25There is no toilet.

07:29If you had brought him, I would have given him to your parents.

07:33Problem?

07:35I drank alcohol.

07:37I drank alcohol.

07:39I drank alcohol.

07:41I told them to squeeze a lemon and get rid of it.

07:44I drank alcohol.

07:46I drank alcohol.

07:48My daughter's problem.

07:50You drank alcohol and ran away.

07:52What is the problem?

07:54He cut the car.

07:56He hit me.

07:58What is the problem?

08:00My sister's problem.

08:02Your problem?

08:04My problem.

08:06What is the problem?

08:08He drank alcohol.

08:10Ask him.

08:12Did you hit him?

08:14No, I didn't hit him.

08:16I didn't hit him.

08:18He is a doctor.

08:20I know you are tired.

08:22You are not tired.

08:24You are tired.

08:26You are tired.

08:28I'm getting hit.

08:32Move.

08:34move

08:42Anyways we are here.

08:44Go.

08:46I'm getting hit.

08:48Go.

08:56I don't want to get married to a boy like you.

08:59It's been three days since you got married.

09:03I don't want to hear a single word from you.

09:05What do you want to hear?

09:06I don't want to hear anything.

09:09Uncle, let's go to Holland.

09:11I can't get married there.

09:13Don't talk like that.

09:14For God's sake.

09:15Apologize to me.

09:16No, I won't.

09:17You don't understand girls.

09:19I'm sorry.

09:20You're apologizing to me in front of everyone.

09:22You're laughing at my feet.

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