Zee Cine Awards Umer Sharif Comedy

Muhammad Ismail

1 year ago

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00:00["Pomp and Circumstance"]

00:21["Pomp and Circumstance"]

00:34Hello!

00:37Hello!

00:41Hello!

00:45As-salamu alaykum!

00:46Hello, ladies and gentlemen, good evening and namaste!

00:51Satsriyakaal!

00:56How are you all? Good?

01:02I am very thankful to Zee TV for allowing me to come to this award show for the second time.

01:13I am very thankful to all of you for watching us and tolerating us.

01:19Your love and attention towards the program will be rewarded by Allah.

01:25Inshallah, I will try to do my best performance.

01:30Here, there are some awards and some of my performances.

01:38When we go to England or America, the first thing that troubles us is emigration.

01:50Everyone wants to go to America.

01:52I want to go to America. Oh, America! Oh, my God! What a country!

01:56Oh, God, man!

01:58Everyone is happy to go to America.

02:00When we go to America and when we search for something,

02:04I went there last time and I searched so much that I was sure that I would find something.

02:15They don't search.

02:17Now they have a new system.

02:19They make a body shape on the ground and they told me to lie down in it as if it is a shape.

02:25I said, this is not right in our religion.

02:28If we lie down like this, we become bald.

02:33They said, you will have to lie down like this.

02:35One of my actors was with me.

02:37She started enjoying the search so much that she got angry if we didn't search at one place.

02:43She said, what is this? We didn't even search here.

02:47Why do they search?

02:49They have a doubt that something will happen to them.

02:51As a result of winning over machines, they bring dogs.

02:57I read in an American newspaper that dogs have become a custom.

03:01I was surprised that such an old news was published today.

03:15I found out that they are dogs that smell drugs.

03:19They come and smell the stuff.

03:22May Allah bless the people who leave our country.

03:25They cook this kind of saag and daliya and take it away.

03:28By smelling it, their dog's nose is closed.

03:32They said, get rid of it.

03:37They said, get rid of it.

03:39Who will kill a dog worth 5 lakhs for a saag worth 200 rupees?

03:43Because there is a lot of value for dogs.

03:45And dogs are not ordinary.

03:47There are 22-22 grade dogs.

03:49Dogs are very cute.

03:51Clean, washed, shampooed.

03:54Nails cut, teeth brushed.

03:56Dumb, new, set.

03:58Gold chain.

04:00The one who is bringing a dog, looks like a dog.

04:02The dog doesn't look like a dog.

04:16The dog doesn't look like a dog.

04:18In our country, there is a dog.

04:21Our dogs are poor.

04:23Poor, worried, tensed.

04:26Our dog is not sitting peacefully.

04:29Whoever is going,

04:31If a man asks, why are you tensed?

04:39I don't understand what is happening.

04:42Some other drama is also going on.

04:46I don't understand.

04:48There are big stars sitting.

04:50If someone gets an insertion, you make a lot of noise.

04:53And you are happy to see them.

04:55There are big stars sitting.

04:57Very big, very old stars are sitting.

05:00That is, there are so many old actors sitting here,

05:02whose engines have also stopped.

05:06So I was saying that we

05:08were talking about dogs.

05:10That our dogs are poor dogs.

05:12Our dogs have no value.

05:14Poor, if it rains, take a bath.

05:16Otherwise, you can't even take a bath.

05:18There are dogs sitting.

05:20Under the stove.

05:22A man is eating.

05:24He kicked him for no reason.

05:26The dog is looking back.

05:28The dog is doing this and that.

05:30What is this?

05:32If you look at it this way,

05:34then the world goes on.

05:36And the world goes on telling

05:38where it has reached.

05:40Television has made a lot of progress.

05:42Television serials are so popular

05:44that people now

05:45accept them.

05:47In our country, in Pakistan,

05:49a lot of dramas are popular.

05:51I like one drama very much.

05:53Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi.

05:56Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi.

05:58A mother-in-law saw

06:00that a man came out of her daughter-in-law's room,

06:02broke the wall and ran away.

06:04The mother-in-law saw and did not say anything

06:06because Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi.

06:15I am very thankful to you all.

06:17I am sorry if something goes wrong.

06:19I am very thankful to you all

06:21that you like us,

06:23see us,

06:25love us.

06:27Here I would like to mention

06:29the artists.

06:31And among the artists,

06:33I would like to mention

06:35an artist whom I like very much.

06:37And his name is

06:39Adnan Sami.

06:46Before the birth of Adnan Sami,

06:49there was a news in the world

06:51that Skylab is coming to earth.

06:56The news of Skylab is that

06:58Skylab is coming.

07:00When he was born,

07:02when he was born,

07:04he was given in the lap of a nurse

07:06and he fell from the lap.

07:08He fell on the ground

07:10and got stuck on the ground.

07:12After that,

07:13he was not given milk

07:15with a feeder.

07:17He was always given milk

07:19with a nipple on the drum.

07:26He never ate food

07:28with a spoon.

07:30His servant always told him

07:32to open his mouth

07:34and eat with a fork.

07:36He drank water

07:38always with a tube well.

07:40Where his clothes

07:41are stitched,

07:43that tailor stitches them.

07:45Where his clothes

07:47are washed,

07:49that washerman told us

07:51that my children

07:53roam in his trousers

07:55for two hours.

07:57There is no way,

07:59there are arrows inside.

08:01Go ahead,

08:03turn left,

08:05go straight,

08:07turn left,

08:09and come out.

08:41That's it.

08:43That's it.

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