00:00Which road, Tesco?
00:02Left, obviously.
00:04Stop moaning.
00:06That's it. Cut.
00:08Are you watching?
00:10Yeah.
00:12You'd have been out there, but instead you were fanning on.
00:14What? Cut!
00:16God.
00:18Keep an eye on the road, Andrew, you're the driver.
00:22Fuck off, Stuart.
00:24I could be in Tesco's right now.
00:26But no, Andrew had to take his time.
00:28I've got what I wanted.
00:30Go!
00:32I can't go.
00:34There's a car coming.
00:36It was indicating as it was turning in.
00:38The other one did beforehand.
00:48Andrew, I'm going to tell you where I put that.
00:58This is not fun.
01:00Whoever said that this was fun, lied.
01:02I'm trying to get this level.
01:04And this isn't even the worst bit.
01:06I've got to then put another eyebrow on to match.
01:08They're not actual eyebrows.
01:10They just look like eyebrows.
01:12Well, you did a great job with the actual name.
01:14So this is the finishing touches.
01:16You said two fingers in.
01:18Top of the paper to the ridge.
01:20Top of the paper to the ridge.
01:26As you can see,
01:28this is a highly technical,
01:30trained, skilled measuring.
01:32This was your fault for getting things either side.
01:36It's always my fault. Everything's my fault.
01:38I hereby name our van
01:40Avandra.
01:42This is the joys of living in a motorhome
01:44with big dogs who want attention
01:46all the time.
01:48Are you looking at the camera?
01:50Who's there?
01:52So that's Soda.
01:54That is the only thing, I think,
01:56when you think about it.
01:58Oh yeah, there's tons of space.
02:00We're in a six berth, massive motorhome.
02:02Soda takes up about a quarter of this motorhome
02:04just for her.
02:06I don't know why you're recording this.
02:08Are you trying to make me laugh?
02:10I don't know why you're recording this.
02:12It's not going in.
02:14It can. Everyday life of living with dogs in a motorhome.
02:16No.
02:18I don't think people are interested in...
02:20I do.
02:22People want to know the stress of actually living in a motorhome.
02:24Not all the, oh my God,
02:26you wake up every single day
02:28in such a beautiful location.
02:30No, you're screaming and shouting at each other all the time.
02:32You look at maps in the wrong direction
02:34and I get you shouting at me because I can't read a map properly.
02:36No, you get to a roundabout and go,
02:38oh my God, where's the parking spaces?
02:46Andrew, you'd be alright with your little girly feet.
02:50What don't you like?
02:52What's wrong, Andrew?
02:54Close to the edge.
02:56Look, you can take a wee seat on it.
03:02That's one thing,
03:04it doesn't feel
03:06the most secure.
03:08I'm sorry, I can stand on that step.
03:10Watch how high I am.
03:12And there is literally
03:14nothing to stop you
03:16falling over.
03:18Oh, that's even worse.
03:20Look, it's even lower.
03:22Andrew, don't drop your glasses.
03:24Come on.
03:26Come on.
03:28They like to hide around the corner.
03:30Come to the first bit.
03:32No, there's a beautiful room here.
03:34There's a really, really nice room that you'd want to see.
03:36Come on.
03:38No, you don't have to.
03:40Right, well, you don't have to. Come and have a look at this room.
03:42Come on.
03:48Well, you're having just a snack.
03:50You're meant to be having a piece of quiche as a snack.
03:52And this is your snack.
03:54Who said we're having quiche?
03:56I've got quiche.
03:58That is not a snack.
04:00No, it's a side salad.
04:02I've got quiche, that's what you said.
04:04We said we were having a quick snack before tea
04:06and we had the pieces of quiche
04:08that we needed to eat.
04:10You've got a whole frigging half a quiche.
04:12Yeah, that's what's left.
04:14It needs eating today.
04:16And all the salad?
04:18Well, it's good for me.
04:20I bought it yesterday.
04:22I'm feeling healthy. We've been swimming.
04:24It's a bit of salad, Stuart.
04:26I said to you, do you want salad?
04:28And you said, no, I'll just have quiche for now.
04:30That is not a side salad.
04:32That is a whole meal.
04:34There was half an onion left.
04:36There was cheese that needs eating.
04:38Celery's going limp,
04:40so that needs eating.
04:42That is not a side salad.
04:44It's nice, though.
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