00:00What do we do?
00:07Nothing we can do.
00:16Stay there!
00:24Tiger!
00:26Miss!
00:43Miss!
01:16Miss!
01:47We're dealing with an expert with guns.
01:51With knives.
01:53With his bare hands.
01:57Rambo was the best.
02:01I finally came home.
02:03Uncle John!
02:05To defend the only family I've ever known.
02:10You must really want this girl.
02:15All she's got is me.
02:22She's coming home.
02:25You started this.
02:28I'll end it.
02:36I'm gonna tear you apart.
02:41I refuse action.
03:02There's such a core audience for these Rambo films.
03:07My iconic character.
03:23Let the bodies hit the floor.
03:25Let the bodies hit the...
03:35The war is in your blood.
03:39Killing's as easy as breathing.
03:59Rambo.
04:00Live for nothing.
04:01Or die for something.
04:04Rambo.
04:35I've lived in a world of death.
04:43I've watched people I've loved die.
04:49Some fast with a bullet.
04:53Some not enough left to bury.
05:05All these years I've kept my secrets.
05:10But the time has come to face my past.
05:17And if it comes looking for me...
05:21They will welcome death.
05:28I want revenge.
05:39I want them to know...
05:43That death is coming.
05:52There is nothing they can do to stop it.
05:59There is nothing they can do to stop it.
06:30When it comes to intergalactic confrontation,
06:33no one can beat Chef Ramsay.
06:36Excellent work, Ramsay.
06:37What's next?
06:38Why don't you try relaxing?
06:40But now, he's about to land in a place
06:43even he isn't prepared for.
06:47Suburbia.
06:48Get to know the locals.
06:50Blend in.
06:51How do you know which ones are the right ones?
06:53You have to squeeze it a bit.
06:55Wow.
06:56I found a good one.
06:57Here, they have strange ways of fighting.
06:59You got any idea what we're gonna do to you?
07:01Let me guess.
07:03You're gonna pound my face.
07:04What are you, nuts?
07:05This is the 90s.
07:06We're gonna sue you.
07:07They have bizarre means of protection.
07:09Stand back.
07:10You are too close.
07:11Back off.
07:12Get out.
07:13No, wait, wait.
07:14Let's talk about this.
07:16There are dangers he's never seen.
07:22My mom could stay on longer than that.
07:26And enemies he's never known.
07:30I hate Suburbia.
07:32So you'd better not fake him out.
07:34Must be a K7 force field.
07:36I'll break you out of there.
07:39Glad I could help.
07:40Or take him on.
07:45For Hulk Hogan, it's no game.
07:49It's war.
07:55Do you belong to some kind of army?
07:57Or do you just go around doing good like some kind of superhero?
08:06Hulk Hogan.
08:07Christopher Lloyd.
08:08I was frozen today.
08:10Suburban Commando.
08:12My cat.
08:13My cat.
08:16That's not my cat.
08:18Go.
08:32Charlie Wilcox is having a bad...
08:38Charlie Wilcox is having a bad day.
08:41But help is on the way.
08:43And his name is Chef Ramsay.
08:45I'm here to rent the apartment.
08:47Suburban Commando.
08:48Honey, it's for you.
08:50It's Hulk Hogan like you've never seen him before.
08:53Skateboarding, child raising, crime fighting.
08:57It's the mailman.
08:58Charlie Wilcox has just discovered the solution for all life's problems.
09:02Leave a message or take a seat.
09:05I said take a seat.
09:07Funny, that's real funny.
09:08Sometimes I just get carried away.
09:09I'm just your landlord.
09:10I bring you an extra bar of soap when you need it.
09:13Being a target for intergalactic bounty hunters is a little out of my life.
09:16I was frozen today.
09:18Hulk Hogan.
09:19What a nervous guy.
09:20Christopher Lloyd.
09:21Suburban Commando.
09:22You got any idea what we're gonna do to you?
09:24You're gonna pound my face.
09:26Are you nuts?
09:27This is the 90s.
09:28We're gonna see.
09:29This is the 90s.
09:30We're gonna see.
09:31We're gonna see.
09:32This is the 90s.
09:33This is the 90s.
09:34We're gonna see.
09:35We're gonna see.
09:36We're gonna see.
09:37We're gonna see.
09:38We're gonna see.
09:39When it comes to intergalactic confrontation, no one...
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