00:00And now, for a special treat.
00:08The Ryan Pictures presents Up the Creek.
00:17Ready?
00:18Set.
00:19This is the story of America's greatest intercollegiate rafting race,
00:29featuring the nation's top teams.
00:31Washington Military Institute, the champions.
00:33A commander couldn't ask for better soldiers.
00:37The seasoned veterans of Ivy Comp.
00:38You know something, gentlemen?
00:40This is gonna be a piece of cake.
00:43The heavily favored women's team from Vanity U.
00:45The strong hands ran over her hardened nipples.
00:50And Lepidomene University challenging for the first time.
00:52You have the distinct honor of being the four worst students in the entire country.
00:58You're not at the bottom of the list.
01:00You are the bottom of the list.
01:06With their faithful companion, Chuck the Wonder Dog, Lepidomene competes against all odds.
01:11He's trying to tell us something.
01:14Give us another clue, quick.
01:15Chuck, how many syllables?
01:16Two!
01:17Two syllables!
01:18Two syllables!
01:19Two syllables!
01:20Regulation handle, stock, and blade, with the exception of a little added feature.
01:25Uh, give me a hard left.
01:28So, are you girls here for the big race tomorrow?
01:33No.
01:34Actually, we're here to get laid.
01:36Why don't you slip into something more comfortable?
01:39I didn't bring anything more comfortable.
01:43Well, how about me?
01:48After a rigorous training program, the race is on.
01:52Before they reach the finish line, they'll be stoned,
01:55Abandoned ship!
01:56Bombed,
01:57and totally wasted.
01:58Unidentified flying asshole.
01:59Your word, easy.
02:00Ready with the jet, sir.
02:01Now!
02:02Oh!
02:03Oh!
02:04Oh!
02:05Oh!
02:06Oh!
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02:08Oh!
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02:27Oh!
02:28Oh!
02:29Oh!
02:33This river will be ours!
02:35Oooh!
02:37Igor!
02:42Where's the river?
02:45Oh, I think maybe a toilet's overflowing.
02:51There's the river!
03:02Get set to get wet.
03:04Up the Creek.
03:05Featuring the music of Cheap Trick,
03:07The Beach Boys,
03:08Heart,
03:09Shooting Star,
03:10and more.
03:11Wow, this is terrific!
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