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00:00:00Will you marry me?
00:00:10Shelby Trudeau must be married by five o'clock today or she loses her inheritance.
00:00:15I'm Sergeant Shelby Trudeau.
00:00:16I'm here to claim my inheritance.
00:00:17Who's going to marry you anyhow?
00:00:19The last guy you even slept with was a one-night stand three years ago at Mardi Gras.
00:00:23All right, let's get married.
00:00:25I can't keep living in the past.
00:00:27Maybe it's time to see what the future holds.
00:00:30Why can't you just tell her it's your place?
00:00:32You're a public figure.
00:00:33How long do you think you can keep this charade up?
00:00:35The girl from Mardi Gras didn't know I was a boy.
00:00:37She liked me for me.
00:00:38I want that again.
00:00:39You can't keep pining over some girl you met three years ago.
00:00:43Enjoy the little victory while it lasts.
00:00:46I see you're still trying to rob my wife of her inheritance.
00:00:49How pathetic.
00:00:50And pointless.
00:00:51Look how in love we are.
00:00:52Sometimes I forget how to let go, but with you every day is fun.
00:00:57Actually, he's just about one of the wealthiest men in the city.
00:01:00You are Roy's secret bride.
00:01:02A woman he is so ashamed of, he would hide the marriage for the rest of the world.
00:01:05We need to get a divorce.
00:01:07I've spent my whole life looking for you.
00:01:10Sometimes love isn't enough.
00:01:14Could it be?
00:01:16It's her.
00:01:17It's always been her.
00:01:19How could it be so blind?
00:01:28I'm bored.
00:01:40According to Mr. Trudeau's will, your eldest daughter, Miss Shelby Trudeau, must be married
00:01:47by five o'clock today or she loses her inheritance.
00:01:51That un-ladylike girl is not my daughter.
00:01:54Bad enough I'm her stepmother.
00:01:56Hi.
00:01:57Hello.
00:01:58We want Shelby to know show.
00:01:59That's the way we get everything.
00:02:12I'm Sergeant Shelby Trudeau.
00:02:14I'm here to claim my inheritance.
00:02:16Well, look who it is.
00:02:18The prodigal sister.
00:02:19And dressed in your old uniform.
00:02:21Pathetic.
00:02:22Still trying to play hero.
00:02:25I'm in the Army Reserve now, Cece.
00:02:27I was doing weekend drills with my unit.
00:02:29The will, please.
00:02:33The Army Reserve.
00:02:35Should have just died in the field like a good little soldier.
00:02:37No one would have missed you.
00:02:39Shut your trap before I shut it for you.
00:02:43Look, you don't have to respect me, but don't you dare speak about soldiers dying in vain
00:02:47on the battlefield.
00:02:49Look around, Cece.
00:02:51Your curled hair and your frilly dress.
00:02:53Do you think any of that would be possible without others sacrificing?
00:02:57You have freedom and peace
00:02:59because someone else is carrying the burden.
00:03:06Of course.
00:03:08The will, Sergeant Trudeau.
00:03:10And I want to thank you for your service.
00:03:17Your father's will stipulates that the inheritance is yours
00:03:20only if signed by both you
00:03:22and your spouse.
00:03:26That means you've got 15 minutes to find a husband, Shelby.
00:03:28Tick tock.
00:03:42Don't say I'm a bad stepmother.
00:03:44Give up your inheritance
00:03:46and I'll give you one percent.
00:03:49Better than nothing.
00:03:51You stole my father from me most of my life.
00:03:53You will not take what he left me.
00:03:55And what this money could do
00:03:57to help the gym and all the women
00:03:59that are part of it.
00:04:03Really, Shelby? Who's going to marry you anyhow?
00:04:05The last guy you even slept with
00:04:07was a one-night stand three years ago at Mardi Gras.
00:04:19Don't.
00:04:21Keep the mystery.
00:04:25You've already lost, Shelby.
00:04:27Take the one percent I'm offering
00:04:29and be grateful for it.
00:04:31Right.
00:04:33You're not even going to find a bum on the street
00:04:35to marry you in time.
00:04:37Watch me.
00:04:41Watch me.
00:04:43Watch me.
00:04:59Don't worry.
00:05:07He looks single.
00:05:09Oh my god, this is totally FUBAR.
00:05:12Suck it up, soldier.
00:05:14You can't let your evil stepmother and stepsister win.
00:05:20Hey, mister?
00:05:22Will you marry me?
00:05:32I know this sounds crazy
00:05:34and there's no time to explain,
00:05:36but if you help me, I promise a generous reward
00:05:38once I get my inheritance.
00:05:40She's got a whole lot more interesting.
00:05:42So you won't have to live on the streets anymore?
00:05:44Do I look like a homeless person to her?
00:05:46Priceless.
00:05:48Shelby Trudeau, are you insane?
00:05:50You can't marry this...
00:05:52helpful.
00:05:56Shelby Trudeau.
00:05:58The late Judge Trudeau's eldest daughter.
00:06:00That's right.
00:06:02The judge said she was a soldier.
00:06:04He didn't mention she was beautiful, too.
00:06:06Here's a few bucks.
00:06:09Lost a medal in our business.
00:06:11Don't speak to him like that.
00:06:13He's a person with feelings.
00:06:15The Cinderella Tale.
00:06:17Complete with an evil stepmother
00:06:19and obnoxious stepsister.
00:06:21It's clear who deserves my help.
00:06:23And the timing couldn't be better for me.
00:06:25Alright.
00:06:27Let's get married.
00:06:39Names for the marriage certificate?
00:06:41Shelby Trudeau.
00:06:43And...
00:06:45your name is?
00:06:47Griffin Roy.
00:07:09Hmm.
00:07:11And congratulations, you
00:07:13lovebirds.
00:07:23This isn't over.
00:07:25Tell her!
00:07:32Sergeant Trudeau.
00:07:34Mrs. Roy.
00:07:36You have to stay married for at least
00:07:38a year or everything goes
00:07:40to your stepmother and stepsister.
00:07:42You hear that, Shelby?
00:07:44You won't last a week
00:07:46with that hobo.
00:07:50Come on.
00:07:56I guess we'll need to keep in touch.
00:07:58But you probably
00:08:00don't have a permanent address.
00:08:02Once the estate
00:08:04gets settled and I have the money,
00:08:06we can get you an apartment and
00:08:08set you up with a job.
00:08:10When most people get what they wanted,
00:08:12they usually just walk away.
00:08:14I'm not most people.
00:08:16I see that.
00:08:24I gotta return this.
00:08:26Uh...
00:08:28Goodbye for now.
00:08:30Goodbye, wife.
00:08:36Where the hell have you been?
00:08:58Gotcha.
00:09:00Seriously?
00:09:02This is over the top, even for you.
00:09:04This DNA,
00:09:06get it to Detective McSwain right away.
00:09:08Look, as your campaign manager,
00:09:10I need you to be more focused
00:09:12on your image, okay?
00:09:14You'll never catch LaRose dumpster diving.
00:09:20Marrying Isabel
00:09:22was the best decision of my life.
00:09:24You know,
00:09:26when you elected me to Congress
00:09:28three years ago,
00:09:30you got a package deal.
00:09:32Griffin Roy,
00:09:34just another billionaire bachelor.
00:09:36Playboy lawyer. Best.
00:09:38This, my friend,
00:09:40is where you're vulnerable.
00:09:42In a snap, I can line up a dozen
00:09:44beautiful, successful women
00:09:46who want me for what I am, not who I am.
00:09:48Look, you can't keep pining
00:09:50over some girl you met three years ago.
00:09:52It's not just some girl.
00:09:54We had a connection.
00:09:56Never had that before.
00:10:02Look, I gotta run.
00:10:04But Griffin,
00:10:06you need to find a woman who can stand by your side.
00:10:08Someone real.
00:10:10Not this made-up mystery girl
00:10:12you've built up in your head.
00:10:14I love you.
00:10:30Remember that true strength
00:10:32is not physical.
00:10:34It comes from the belief that you are worth defending.
00:10:36Alright, guys.
00:10:38That's class. Nice work.
00:10:44So, what's the latest
00:10:46on the STD super spreader?
00:10:48I tried to call him, but
00:10:50Mr. Chlamydia blocked my number.
00:10:52Who knows how many other
00:10:54women he's done this to.
00:10:56So, I was thinking
00:10:58maybe it's time to go by his place
00:11:00and confront him in person.
00:11:02What's holding you back?
00:11:04Andre's no regular guy, Shelby.
00:11:06He's got a bro pack.
00:11:08These men are like wolves with money.
00:11:10Let's go.
00:11:12We'll face this douchebag together.
00:11:32What's your name?
00:11:34I'm Stephanie.
00:11:36How about a drink, huh?
00:11:38Oh, that's okay.
00:11:40Come on.
00:11:42Really, Pierce?
00:11:44This clown is the one who controls the town's power brokers.
00:11:46You wanna beat LaRoche?
00:11:48You gotta mingle with the good, the bad,
00:11:50and the Andres.
00:11:56I can't believe
00:11:58I slept with that.
00:12:00What was I thinking?
00:12:02I guess I can't hold my liquor.
00:12:04I mean, the night was just
00:12:06one big black hole.
00:12:08It wasn't the alcohol that caused you to black out.
00:12:14Thanks.
00:12:16That creep.
00:12:18You dickless loser.
00:12:28Drugging girls to get laid.
00:12:30What the fuck? Get out of my house, skank.
00:12:32I'm the skank?
00:12:34That's funny.
00:12:36You're the one spreading chlamydia.
00:12:38Shut the fuck up and get out of my house.
00:12:42Unless you're back from horror,
00:12:44I know how much of a whore you really are.
00:12:46You like spreading your legs, don't you?
00:12:48I just told you that you have chlamydia, and you...
00:12:50Oh, my God.
00:12:52You already know you have it.
00:12:54And you don't care.
00:12:56Hm.
00:12:58Ladies, Andre Ivanov
00:13:00has been knowingly spreading chlamydia.
00:13:06What is she doing here?
00:13:08Both of you, get out of here.
00:13:14Oh, shit.
00:13:16She can't know who I am yet.
00:13:22Do you know who I am?
00:13:24I don't care.
00:13:30Where did she come from?
00:13:32That's my wife.
00:13:34Isn't she amazing?
00:13:36And she's gonna cost you, Andre, once he finds out you're married to her.
00:13:38I don't care.
00:13:40You think you can crash my party
00:13:42and pull that ninja shit on me?
00:13:44You are one dead bitch.
00:13:56Oh, nice.
00:13:58Did you see that combo?
00:14:00Dude, she can fight. Look at her form, man.
00:14:04She can really fight, man.
00:14:06You are hopeless.
00:14:08Hey,
00:14:10swap me jackets.
00:14:12I'll give you my Rolex.
00:14:34Huh?
00:14:36Fuck you, Roy!
00:14:38I'll do everything I can to end you!
00:14:40We should get out of here.
00:14:42Come on.
00:14:46Get him!
00:14:48You lied to me.
00:14:50You're not some homeless guy.
00:14:52Okay, when did I say I was homeless?
00:14:54You were next to a dumpster.
00:14:56That's not much of a leap.
00:14:58What were you doing at this party?
00:15:00Work in the room.
00:15:02Asshole rich guys.
00:15:04I'm sorry.
00:15:06I hope I didn't cost you your job.
00:15:08I know how you can make it up to me.
00:15:10Have dinner with me.
00:15:12My place is nearby.
00:15:14I'll whip something up as a thank you for tonight.
00:15:16Wow.
00:15:18A wife who cooks and kicks ass.
00:15:20I'm one lucky man.
00:15:22Don't push it.
00:15:32Hey, dinner's ready.
00:15:38This is nice.
00:15:40I haven't had a home-cooked meal
00:15:42in a long time.
00:15:44It's one of the things I missed the most when I was deployed.
00:15:46How long were you in the military?
00:15:48Seven years. I joined right after high school.
00:15:50My mom had just died and I was feeling
00:15:52rudderless.
00:15:54You weren't close with your father?
00:15:56I was.
00:15:58He was my hero.
00:16:00He wasn't.
00:16:02He cheated on my mom with Margo.
00:16:04He was the judge and she was the
00:16:06court stenographer.
00:16:08It was quite the scandal at the time.
00:16:10That must have been
00:16:12really hard for you.
00:16:14It was harder on my mom.
00:16:16She didn't want anything to do with him, so I cut him off too.
00:16:18Even started using my mom's maiden name.
00:16:20But then three years ago he reached out,
00:16:22told me he was sick, so I came to New Orleans
00:16:24for a visit.
00:16:26Here I am.
00:16:28Enough about me.
00:16:30What's your story, Griffinroy?
00:16:32Oh.
00:16:34Shelby Trudeau,
00:16:36come on out now.
00:16:38We know you're in there, Shelby. The light is on.
00:16:40We are not leaving until you open this door.
00:16:42We are not leaving
00:16:44until you open this door.
00:16:46Hey.
00:16:48I'll handle this.
00:16:52Oh.
00:16:54I thought I heard a couple of stray cats
00:16:56I know you're yelling, but it's just you two.
00:16:58And you are?
00:17:00That's the homeless guy that Shelby married.
00:17:02What are you doing here?
00:17:04Why wouldn't Griffin be here?
00:17:06He's my husband, after all.
00:17:08Mama, what are we going to do?
00:17:10We need to challenge the will, but how can we do that if they're still here?
00:17:12Shut up, Cece.
00:17:14I see you're still trying to rob my wife
00:17:16of her inheritance.
00:17:18How pathetic and pointless.
00:17:20Look how in love we are.
00:17:22I'm back.
00:17:24Enjoy the little victory while it lasts.
00:17:27Right. We're going to shred that will and your shame of marriage in no time.
00:17:41Margo and Cece are going to be a problem.
00:17:43There's no way they'll let us be.
00:17:45What if we moved in together?
00:17:48You want to live here?
00:17:51No. Somewhere with better security.
00:17:54Like my place.
00:17:56Sure. I'm dying to see where you live.
00:18:05So let me get this straight. You told her you're house-sitting?
00:18:09That's right. Said I was going to watch the house while the owner was in Europe for the year.
00:18:14You do know how crazy that sounds.
00:18:16Why can't you just tell her it's your place?
00:18:21I saw you from across the room and I had to talk to you.
00:18:25That's very flattering, but you don't know anything about me.
00:18:28I know you take my breath away.
00:18:30And I know that I would wonder for the rest of my life if I didn't take this chance.
00:18:35Even if it was only for one night.
00:18:37Maybe it's better this way.
00:18:39No names. No past.
00:18:42We can just be ourselves.
00:18:44I'd like that very much.
00:18:46The girl from Mardi Gras didn't know I was Roy.
00:18:49She liked me for me.
00:18:51And I want that again, Pierce.
00:18:53Even for a little while.
00:19:03Stash all this stuff in the garage, please.
00:19:06Griffin, you're a public figure.
00:19:08A lot of people know who you are.
00:19:10How long do you think you can keep this charade up?
00:19:13I don't know.
00:19:16But I have a chance to be with someone without all the crap that goes along with being a Roy.
00:19:20Well, just remember, we're about to launch a multi-platform campaign.
00:19:25In two weeks, TV, radio, social, billboards, your face is about to be everywhere.
00:19:31Then I better make the most of the next 14 days.
00:19:46This place is insane.
00:19:48The owner must really trust you.
00:19:50Yep. We're pretty tight.
00:19:53Here, let me show you to your room.
00:20:01I can't keep living in the past.
00:20:04Maybe it's time to see what the future holds.
00:20:07I don't know.
00:20:09I can't keep living in the past.
00:20:13Maybe it's time to see what the future holds.
00:20:22Goodbye, mystery lover.
00:20:30I take it things are going well with Xena Warrior Princess.
00:20:33Oh, she's so exciting and competitive.
00:20:35Keeps me on my toes.
00:20:38So damn beautiful.
00:20:40Face sweaty, no makeup, so damn real.
00:20:42When do I get to meet her?
00:20:44Her military background and work with actress women will be a real asset for both female and male voters.
00:20:49Dial it back, Pierce. We're in the early stages.
00:20:52Alright, well, don't take too long.
00:20:54You married her for the campaign.
00:20:56And it's not like she can dump you once she finds out.
00:20:59She needs you for her inheritance.
00:21:08Good.
00:21:15Hey.
00:21:17I'm taking care of you tonight.
00:21:19Oh, I like the sound of that.
00:21:21Get your mind out of the gutter, woman.
00:21:23I'm talking food here.
00:21:25Alright, in that case, surprise me.
00:21:27Try. I'm full of surprises.
00:21:29I bet you are.
00:21:31See you soon.
00:21:38Mm-hmm.
00:21:42Gotcha, sis.
00:21:44So this is where you've been hiding out.
00:21:57Did you want some of my wine?
00:22:08Yeah.
00:22:24I turned off your alarm.
00:22:26You obviously needed to sleep.
00:22:28We can run tonight.
00:22:30P.S. You snore.
00:22:32But it's super cute.
00:22:34I do not snore, Griffin Roy.
00:22:38Oh.
00:22:52What are you doing in a place like this?
00:22:54I live here.
00:22:56When did you move in?
00:22:58Last week. We're house-sitting.
00:23:00Yeah, I have heard that one before.
00:23:02Listen, this is an exclusive neighborhood.
00:23:04Thieves are always trying to break in.
00:23:06Stop calling a thief.
00:23:08Please step out. Now.
00:23:10What the hell are you doing?
00:23:12Just routine inspection.
00:23:16Let's see what else you're hiding here.
00:23:26Get your filthy hands off my wine!
00:23:28What?
00:23:31No!
00:23:33Oh.
00:23:35Cool.
00:23:37I thought I was saving you,
00:23:39but it looks like you got it.
00:23:41Look out!
00:23:45Damn, lady.
00:23:47You make it look easy.
00:23:49Are you hurt?
00:23:51Just my pride.
00:23:53Looks like you get a flat.
00:23:55Let's get out of here.
00:23:57We can take my car.
00:23:59Worse?
00:24:01Borrowed it from a friend.
00:24:03Right.
00:24:07I know all the guards who work here,
00:24:09and you sure as hell aren't them.
00:24:11Who the hell are you, man?
00:24:13Some kind of big shot or something?
00:24:15Oh, I'm your worst nightmare.
00:24:19All right.
00:24:21You're under arrest.
00:24:23What the hell is going on?
00:24:29Well, that didn't go as planned.
00:24:31Mama, this is all your fault.
00:24:33You pushed me to hire those thugs
00:24:35to humiliate Shelby,
00:24:37and now my money's wasted
00:24:39and she got off scot-free.
00:24:41Eyes on the prize, Cece.
00:24:43Once we inherit the entire Trudeau estate,
00:24:45this'll be pocket change.
00:24:47Yeah, and who would have thought
00:24:49that bum would have got the police
00:24:51involved in all this mess?
00:24:53I don't believe he's a bum.
00:24:55I mean, how can a homeless man be so clever?
00:24:58Whether he's a tramp or not,
00:25:00he married Shelby for her money.
00:25:02Offer him a better deal,
00:25:04and he'll leave her.
00:25:06We annul the marriage
00:25:08and claim the entire estate.
00:25:10Oh, isn't Victoria Wilcox
00:25:12the port-a-potty billionaire
00:25:14looking for a new gigolo?
00:25:16That old cougar?
00:25:18Oh, Cece, honey,
00:25:20when they're that age,
00:25:22they're not cougars.
00:25:24They're saber-tooth tigers.
00:25:26Well, then we just gotta
00:25:28make him an offer he can't refuse.
00:25:36You really should have iced these right away.
00:25:38I realize that now.
00:25:40I've only ever sparred with
00:25:42gloves on, never thrown a bare-knuckle
00:25:44punch before.
00:25:47What?
00:25:49Did I just hand in my man card?
00:25:51No, you knocked a guy out with one punch.
00:25:53Your man card is
00:25:55fully intact.
00:25:57You just sounded like a prep school rich boy
00:25:59for a second.
00:26:05Not just for today, but for everything.
00:26:07It's been really lonely
00:26:09since my dad died, and
00:26:11it's nice having someone on my side.
00:26:13There's no need to thank me.
00:26:15I am your husband.
00:26:19Close your eyes.
00:26:25Okay.
00:26:27Fair is fair.
00:26:29I owe you one.
00:26:51Sorry.
00:26:53Sorry.
00:26:55I know we're just pretending.
00:26:57Right.
00:26:59Pretending.
00:27:03I'm gonna...
00:27:05I'm gonna go for
00:27:07a run.
00:27:09Okay, I'll come with...
00:27:15What if it's just me?
00:27:17Wouldn't that be ironic?
00:27:19The first woman I'm into for so long is not into me.
00:27:21Okay.
00:27:37Griffin kissed me, and it felt
00:27:39just like that night three years ago.
00:27:41What's wrong with me?
00:27:43How can I feel the exact
00:27:45same way for two different men?
00:27:51I don't know.
00:27:53He looks like a wet street dog.
00:27:55I'll shower and a haircut,
00:27:57and he'll be marginally presentable.
00:27:59Hey!
00:28:01You!
00:28:05We got a proposition for you.
00:28:07How'd you like to be richer
00:28:09than you ever imagined?
00:28:11Well, that'd be a dream, ma'am.
00:28:13Get in.
00:28:15Are you sure he's not homeless?
00:28:17Eats like a dirty pig.
00:28:19So you want me to divorce
00:28:21Shelby
00:28:23and marry
00:28:25Victoria Wilcox, the
00:28:27shithouse billionaire?
00:28:31I'm not sure.
00:28:33I'm not sure.
00:28:35I'm not sure.
00:28:37I'm not sure.
00:28:39I'm not sure.
00:28:41I'm not sure.
00:28:43I'm not sure.
00:28:47You will refer to them as
00:28:49porta-potties, young man.
00:28:51We know you're after
00:28:53Shelby's inheritance, but she's
00:28:55never gonna see it.
00:28:57Well,
00:28:59he'll do.
00:29:03Oh, he'll do
00:29:05just nicely.
00:29:07Wait a minute.
00:29:09Have we met
00:29:11before? Because you look real familiar.
00:29:13Oh, no.
00:29:15Nope, I don't think I run in your
00:29:17kinds of circles,
00:29:19Ms. Wilcox.
00:29:21The first document are official divorce papers.
00:29:27The first document are official divorce papers.
00:29:29And you will also be paid
00:29:3120 grand a month to provide
00:29:33intimate services of a sexual nature.
00:29:37Hmm.
00:29:39Don't worry, boy.
00:29:41Because I have the libido of a 26-year-old.
00:29:57I don't understand.
00:29:59This says...
00:30:01You're under arrest for pandering.
00:30:05Detective McSwain,
00:30:07you have the right to recruit me as
00:30:09a sex worker.
00:30:11That's a class C felony.
00:30:13He's lying.
00:30:15And you will also be paid
00:30:1720 grand a month to provide
00:30:19intimate services of a sexual nature.
00:30:25Detective, detective.
00:30:27There must be some misunderstanding.
00:30:29There's no nonsense going on here.
00:30:31No, you can't arrest me
00:30:33on the word of that bum.
00:30:35Detective McSwain,
00:30:37it's getting late.
00:30:39I'd like to go home and see my wife.
00:30:47Wait.
00:30:49You have made a big mistake rejecting me.
00:30:51I'm a woman of wealth
00:30:53and power that you cannot
00:30:55fathom.
00:30:57I will make you pay very dearly for this.
00:30:59I don't think anyone mentioned
00:31:01my last name.
00:31:03It's Roy.
00:31:09I knew you looked familiar.
00:31:11You see, I'm just an old woman.
00:31:13If you could forgive me.
00:31:15Get out of my face.
00:31:21Excuse me.
00:31:23Alright, we got her in the car.
00:31:25How far do you want this to go?
00:31:27Put the fear of God in there.
00:31:29Mug shot,
00:31:31fingerprints, the works.
00:31:33Then in the morning, drop the charges
00:31:35before the press gets wind.
00:31:37Here, so to have your hide.
00:31:39You got it, Griff.
00:31:51Where have you been?
00:31:53I was worried you were gone so long.
00:31:55Yeah?
00:31:57Yeah.
00:31:59Are you hungry? I can heat up some leftovers.
00:32:01Yeah, I'd like that.
00:32:07Did that just happen?
00:32:09Maybe I have a shot with her after all.
00:32:21Oh, baby.
00:32:23My little girl.
00:32:25I will never forget the humiliation
00:32:27that that man has caused us.
00:32:29Don't you worry, Mama.
00:32:31I have a plan.
00:32:33I had all night to think about it in that cold,
00:32:35hard cell.
00:32:37If he doesn't want to divorce Shelby, fine.
00:32:39We'll just force Shelby
00:32:41to divorce him.
00:32:43And I know just where to hit it
00:32:45where it hurts.
00:32:49It's amazing.
00:32:57I think we
00:32:59shaved 30 seconds off that time.
00:33:01I thought I was competitive.
00:33:03You even compete with yourself.
00:33:15If you're not growing...
00:33:17You're dying.
00:33:19I, um...
00:33:21I'm going to go shower.
00:33:23I'm going to go shower.
00:33:25I'm going to go shower.
00:33:27Me too.
00:33:33Get a grip, Shelby.
00:33:35So he's hot.
00:33:37You've been around dozens of smoking hot men in the service.
00:33:39What makes him any different?
00:33:41He just is.
00:33:47Hey, Zara.
00:33:49Shelby, you have to get here right away.
00:33:51Beaufort's kicking us out the gym.
00:33:55I'm sorry.
00:33:57My hands are tied.
00:34:01He says we have to leave.
00:34:03Okay, I got this.
00:34:05Mr. Beaufort, what are you doing?
00:34:07This is my place of business.
00:34:09You're done here.
00:34:11I sold the building.
00:34:13The new owners want you out.
00:34:15That's illegal.
00:34:17I have a lease.
00:34:19They've got a break clause for new management,
00:34:21and they've decided to activate it.
00:34:23That would be us.
00:34:27But if we can take it from here...
00:34:29Sure thing.
00:34:31Pleasure doing business with you, ladies.
00:34:33I know you used all your army money for this gym,
00:34:35but you can get it back.
00:34:37All you have to do is
00:34:39sign this divorce petition.
00:34:41Get a divorce,
00:34:43give up your inheritance,
00:34:45and then you can keep your dinky,
00:34:47smelly gym.
00:34:53I bet you want to hit me so bad.
00:34:55Not so tough now?
00:34:57Or is Shelby?
00:34:59Screw you.
00:35:01I'll just pack up and find a new location.
00:35:03Sorry, the building is now closed for...
00:35:05renovations.
00:35:07And everything inside
00:35:09now belongs to me.
00:35:11Of course, you could sue,
00:35:13but that would take months.
00:35:15Well,
00:35:17what would happen to your gym now, Shelby?
00:35:19That's blackmail.
00:35:21We like to call it capitalism.
00:35:23You don't sign, we close the gym,
00:35:25and then you lose everything.
00:35:29Think about what you're doing.
00:35:31This gym is a lifeline for so many women.
00:35:33I won't let you take it from them.
00:35:35You can beg,
00:35:37but I won't budge.
00:35:39Be a smart girl
00:35:41and sign the papers by tomorrow,
00:35:43or you can kiss your Valkyrie
00:35:45fight club goodbye.
00:35:47And watch us turn it into...
00:35:49Valkyrie...
00:35:51Strip club!
00:35:53This is not a good idea.
00:35:55There's poles and everything.
00:35:57Plenty of girls.
00:35:59They're cute.
00:36:01Cute enough.
00:36:11I'm not here because I give a damn if you win.
00:36:13I'm here to make sure that
00:36:15Griffin Roy doesn't.
00:36:17Well, the enemy of my enemy is
00:36:19my friend.
00:36:21The fuck you say?
00:36:23What exactly did Roy do
00:36:25to earn your loathing?
00:36:27He partnered up against me with a Xi warrior.
00:36:31I want to see them both destroyed.
00:36:33Well,
00:36:35with your connections and my political might,
00:36:37I think that might be able to be arranged.
00:36:48LaRoche got Andre.
00:36:50What are we going to do about this?
00:36:52Nothing.
00:36:54We do not want these two pairing up, alright?
00:36:56This is political suicide.
00:36:58Just talk to Shelby.
00:37:00Maybe if you both apologize...
00:37:02Um, hell no. Let them do their best.
00:37:04Mark my words, this is going to come back
00:37:06to bite you in the ass.
00:37:12Hello, Shelby.
00:37:14Griffin,
00:37:16we need to talk.
00:37:24Shelby, what's going on?
00:37:26You sounded tense
00:37:28on the phone.
00:37:30I have so many missed moments.
00:37:32Things I should have said or done.
00:37:34Chances that were lost
00:37:36that might have been pivotal to my life.
00:37:38I don't want you to be another moment
00:37:40that I miss.
00:37:46Okay.
00:37:54You first.
00:38:16You first.
00:38:46That was...
00:38:48fucking amazing.
00:39:02Griffin,
00:39:04I'm sorry.
00:39:06I'm sorry.
00:39:08I'm sorry.
00:39:10I'm sorry.
00:39:12I'm sorry.
00:39:14Griffin?
00:39:16Where are you going?
00:39:18Griffin?
00:39:20Griffin?
00:39:22Explain yourself.
00:39:24Toothbrush.
00:39:28PJs.
00:39:30This is Jacques.
00:39:32Why?
00:39:34You're my wife. I sleep with you now.
00:39:36We probably should have talked this through.
00:39:38Yeah.
00:39:40You said you had
00:39:42missed moments.
00:39:44I've had them too.
00:39:46You will not be one of them.
00:39:48I know we said we were
00:39:50pretending, but
00:39:52I want to give us a chance.
00:39:54A real one.
00:39:56Oh?
00:40:12I love you.
00:40:14I love you.
00:40:16I love you.
00:40:18I love you.
00:40:20I love you.
00:40:22I love you.
00:40:24I love you.
00:40:26I love you.
00:40:28I love you.
00:40:30I love you.
00:40:32I love you.
00:40:34I love you.
00:40:36I love you.
00:40:38I love you.
00:40:40I love you.
00:40:42I now pronounce
00:40:44ye man and wife.
00:40:48Guess the bonnie lass, why don't ya?
00:41:06Cece, meet me at the gym in one hour.
00:41:08We can go over the divorce papers.
00:41:14Goodbye, my husband.
00:41:24I knew something must have happened.
00:41:32Hello?
00:41:34Pierce,
00:41:36I need you to use all your connections to find out
00:41:38what Cece and Margot Trudeau did to Shelby yesterday.
00:41:42Because of them,
00:41:44my wife is divorcing me.
00:41:46It's five in the morning.
00:41:48You have an hour.
00:41:56How did Cece get the money to buy the entire
00:41:58Rampart Drive building?
00:42:00She and Margot Trudeau are using the Trudeau mansion as collateral.
00:42:02Stupid.
00:42:04That's bad for them.
00:42:06And the property title?
00:42:08Still in escrow. The title hasn't been transferred yet.
00:42:10Make sure it is
00:42:12in your name.
00:42:14You're about to be the proud owner of a mid-rise building
00:42:16on Rampart Drive.
00:42:18Oh, goody, goody.
00:42:24Talk to me, McSwain.
00:42:26I showed the fake guards in lockup Cece Trudeau's mugshot.
00:42:28You're right.
00:42:30She's the one who hired them to rough up your wife.
00:42:32Had her M.O. written all over it.
00:42:34I take it the kid gloves are off this time?
00:42:36Oh, yeah.
00:42:38Cece Trudeau thinks she's untouchable.
00:42:40Let's show her just how wrong she is.
00:42:50I'm glad you finally came to your senses, Shelby.
00:42:52I definitely have.
00:42:54Showtime.
00:42:56I'm your campaign manager,
00:42:58not some hired muscle.
00:43:00Here's what I think
00:43:02about your agreement.
00:43:06Did you see that?
00:43:08She chose me, man.
00:43:10Well, hell.
00:43:12Looks like she did.
00:43:14You fucking bitch!
00:43:16That's her cue.
00:43:22Say goodbye to your gym, Shelby.
00:43:24You're gonna lose everything.
00:43:26You know, at least I still have my self-respect.
00:43:28What can I say for you?
00:43:30Don't be hasty, Cece.
00:43:32She's basically a man. You'll get hurt.
00:43:34I will find a way to reclaim what is rightfully mine.
00:43:36But I will never
00:43:38agree to your demands.
00:43:40Reclaim what's yours?
00:43:42You're never gonna step foot in your precious gym
00:43:44ever again.
00:43:48That will be difficult to enforce
00:43:50since I now own the building.
00:43:52Who the hell are you?
00:43:54Pierce Durand.
00:43:56222 Rampart Drive.
00:43:58What?
00:44:00Your deal
00:44:02fell out of escrow.
00:44:04I swooped in and bought it.
00:44:06That's impossible. I own it.
00:44:08Let me spell this out
00:44:10in a way that even an imbecile
00:44:12will understand. I outbid you.
00:44:14The building is mine.
00:44:16Now scram.
00:44:18I never.
00:44:20Ms. Trudeau,
00:44:22I want to ensure you that your lease is secure.
00:44:24The only change
00:44:26will be a 40% rent reduction.
00:44:28That's
00:44:30unbelievable. Are you sure you can afford that?
00:44:32Oh, yeah.
00:44:34Thank you, Mr. Durand.
00:44:36The gym means a lot
00:44:38to the women in this community.
00:44:46Cece Trudeau, you're under arrest for extortion.
00:44:48The fake guards identified you
00:44:50as the one who paid them to attack Shelby Trudeau.
00:44:52Okay, well,
00:44:54but that was last week. You can't arrest me now.
00:44:56We most certainly can,
00:44:58and this time the charges won't be dropped.
00:45:00No, no, no!
00:45:02No, you can't take my girl!
00:45:04I'm coming after you. I'm never gonna
00:45:06forget this when I get out.
00:45:08You're mine!
00:45:16Zara,
00:45:18call everyone.
00:45:20Valkyrie Fight Club is back in business.
00:45:30Well, aren't you gonna go over there?
00:45:32You're the one that orchestrated this whole thing.
00:45:34No.
00:45:36It's her victory.
00:45:38I merely did what a husband shouldn't
00:45:40to ensure her happiness.
00:45:42That's my reward.
00:45:44That is some wild shit you just spouted.
00:45:46This girl is seriously causing you to lose it, Griff.
00:45:48You worry too much.
00:45:50And you don't worry enough.
00:45:52We have a campaign to win,
00:45:54and you're ten points behind LaRoche in all the latest polls.
00:45:56What are you driving at?
00:45:58Tell Shelby who you are.
00:46:00The voters need to know who your wife is,
00:46:02and we need to be able to shape the narrative.
00:46:04You wait too long,
00:46:06and Neville LaRoche is gonna find out and beat us to it.
00:46:08Okay.
00:46:10I'll tell her.
00:46:12I just...
00:46:14I need a few more days
00:46:16with her.
00:46:18Then I'll confess everything.
00:46:28That's Shelby Trudeau,
00:46:30owner of the Valkyrie Fight Club.
00:46:32Pretty girl.
00:46:34So who's she screwing?
00:46:36Duran or Roy?
00:46:38I don't know, sir.
00:46:40That luncheon was so boring, Neville.
00:46:42Those stuck-up twats
00:46:44kept going on and on
00:46:46about their precious lineages
00:46:48dating back to the Mayflower.
00:46:52Not everyone's white trash
00:46:54like you, Isabel.
00:46:58It is a wonder
00:47:00how you overcame your
00:47:02low-class origins and
00:47:04gained my interest.
00:47:06That wasn't your interest, darling.
00:47:08That was your cock.
00:47:10Touche, my dear.
00:47:12I had a picture of her.
00:47:14Do you know Shelby Trudeau?
00:47:16Well, she went by Michelle in high school.
00:47:18But yeah, that's her.
00:47:20She was a star athlete
00:47:22with an annoying habit of
00:47:24defending every loser in school.
00:47:26From bullies like you, per se.
00:47:30Oh, that is unfortunate.
00:47:34You'll have to work that much harder for when
00:47:36you two reconnect.
00:47:38Neville, no.
00:47:40Mary, no.
00:47:48It's cooling off.
00:47:50We should go inside.
00:47:52Just a few more minutes.
00:47:54Can't remember the last time
00:47:56I let myself just be.
00:48:00Yeah.
00:48:02I think it was when my parents were still together.
00:48:04Before the divorce,
00:48:06the cheating, Mom getting sick.
00:48:08I was carefree then.
00:48:10I joined the army after, but
00:48:12that was just another rollercoaster.
00:48:14It's kind of hard to chill
00:48:16when you're deep in hostile territory
00:48:18cutting off weapons supply routes.
00:48:20Well, I'm glad you feel safe here.
00:48:24It's not the place, it's the person.
00:48:28I feel like I've known you forever.
00:48:30I feel like I've known you forever.
00:48:36Shelby, I have to tell you something.
00:48:46I guess I can wait one more day.
00:48:54Our most sought-after class at
00:48:56Valkyrie is our women's self-defense kickboxing.
00:49:00Sign me up.
00:49:04Oh shit, Isabel.
00:49:06The girl who made my life
00:49:08and everyone else's a living hell in high school.
00:49:10What sneaky BS is she up to?
00:49:12Oh my gosh!
00:49:14Michelle? Is that you?
00:49:16I go by Shelby now.
00:49:18You look amazing!
00:49:20Michelle, Shelby,
00:49:22and I go way back.
00:49:24Gosh, what a small world.
00:49:26Well, for our membership
00:49:28we offer weekly and monthly subscriptions.
00:49:30How about I
00:49:32pay up front for three years
00:49:34and I'll be sure to tell all my friends to join.
00:49:36You know, if you're
00:49:38really serious about this, you'll have to lose the bling
00:49:40before class.
00:49:44I was a mean girl
00:49:46in high school and I'm really ashamed
00:49:48of it. What you've built
00:49:50here is so empowering.
00:49:52If I had had something like this
00:49:54growing up, then maybe I would have
00:49:56found the courage to
00:49:58stop my pa from all the horrible things
00:50:00he did to me and Ma.
00:50:04Shelby, can we start over?
00:50:06Would you let me try to make it right?
00:50:10Okay.
00:50:20This is so awesome!
00:50:22How about lunch? I'm free to grab a bite
00:50:24right now. We can catch up.
00:50:28Okay. Let me grab my bag.
00:50:30Yay!
00:50:38Griffin Roy has made
00:50:40criminal justice reform the heart of his
00:50:42campaign. He's pro-union
00:50:44and has a five-point plan
00:50:46to improve workplace safety
00:50:48regulations. Shit!
00:50:50No, no, not you.
00:50:52I gotta call you back.
00:51:02LaRoche knows about Shelby.
00:51:04He's sicked Isabelle on her. Look, here's her
00:51:06Instagram.
00:51:08What the fuck?
00:51:10LaRoche's oppo research
00:51:12must have tagged her. Look, we just lost
00:51:14control of the narrative, Griffin. Screw
00:51:16the narrative. It's a trap.
00:51:18They've got my wife.
00:51:22I thought this was
00:51:24supposed to be a quick bite.
00:51:26I have a business to run, you know.
00:51:28You haven't changed a bit since high school.
00:51:30So dedicated. I've always admired
00:51:32that about you.
00:51:34Alright, cut the crap, Izzy.
00:51:36Others might buy your lady-like
00:51:38act, but I know you're still the same
00:51:40vicious bully inside.
00:51:42You didn't come to my gym
00:51:44by accident. What's your angle?
00:51:46Neville asked me to befriend you.
00:51:48I don't want to be here.
00:51:50So I can just add that to the list
00:51:52of reasons why I fucking
00:51:54loathe you.
00:51:56What's my angle, Shelby?
00:51:58The complete
00:52:00and utter destruction of Griffin Roy.
00:52:02And if I can take you down
00:52:04with him, all the better.
00:52:10Shelby, listen to me.
00:52:12The press are on their way. I don't have
00:52:14time to explain, but I fucked up.
00:52:16You have to get out of that restaurant.
00:52:18Now.
00:52:22Too late to run.
00:52:24My hubby's here.
00:52:26Leaving so soon, Ms. Trudeau.
00:52:28Or should I say, Mrs. Roy?
00:52:32Come on, Shelby.
00:52:34Pick up. Let me know you got out of there.
00:52:38Who the hell are you?
00:52:40Congressman. Neville LaRoche.
00:52:42I understand why your husband
00:52:44probably never mentioned me.
00:52:46He's told us so much, he hasn't told you.
00:52:48Please, sit down.
00:52:50Isabel was supposed to keep you company
00:52:52until after I arrived.
00:52:54No matter.
00:52:56We'll do this the less genteel
00:52:58way if we must.
00:53:02Both of these men are retired Navy SEALs.
00:53:04I've heard a lot about your fighting skills.
00:53:06So, I came prepared.
00:53:08What's this about?
00:53:10What's this about?
00:53:12I spoke with your stepmother.
00:53:14Margot.
00:53:16She had quite the story to tell.
00:53:18It seems Roy has led you to believe
00:53:20that he's some bum.
00:53:22On the streets.
00:53:24When actually,
00:53:26he's just about one of the wealthiest men
00:53:28in the state.
00:53:30I can't believe you fell for that.
00:53:32Not so smart now.
00:53:34I can't believe you fell for that.
00:53:36Not so smart now.
00:53:38Are you, Shelby?
00:53:40You're lying.
00:53:42You are Roy's secret bride.
00:53:44A woman he is so ashamed of,
00:53:46he would hide the marriage
00:53:48for the rest of the world.
00:53:50When the press arrives,
00:53:52you will share your story of betrayal
00:53:54with the voters of Louisiana
00:53:56so that they may know
00:53:58what kind of man Roy really is.
00:54:04Hey.
00:54:06Hey.
00:54:08Hey.
00:54:10I got you.
00:54:12Let me go.
00:54:14Shelby, please.
00:54:16Why did you keep your marriage a secret?
00:54:18The voters have a right to know.
00:54:20What else are you hiding?
00:54:22You son of a bitch.
00:54:24Now, Roy.
00:54:26Don't blame others for your own stupid mistakes.
00:54:34Shelby.
00:54:38Shelby.
00:54:40Please, hear me out.
00:54:42Don't shell me.
00:54:44God, all of your charm.
00:54:46It's just a lie.
00:54:48I never meant to let it get this far.
00:54:50I planned on coming clean.
00:54:52More lies, Griffin Roy?
00:54:54I was going to tell you today.
00:54:56Convenient.
00:54:58Why didn't you just tell me you were a billionaire from the start?
00:55:00Did you actually think I'd come after you for your money?
00:55:02That was always
00:55:04a possibility.
00:55:06Get away from my house.
00:55:08This is technically
00:55:10my home.
00:55:12How's sitting my ass?
00:55:14You are the worst
00:55:16and I never want to see you again.
00:55:18Shelby.
00:55:26Congressional candidate Griffin Roy
00:55:28has a secret bride.
00:55:30The reporter is-
00:56:01You gotta get a sip of that?
00:56:27This is private property.
00:56:29Which I own.
00:56:31Liar. Pierce Durand owns this building.
00:56:33He works for me.
00:56:35Then I'll move.
00:56:37I don't want to owe you anything.
00:56:51Oh, Shelby.
00:56:53Shelby, come out, would you please?
00:56:55I wake up in the morning
00:56:57and reach for you
00:56:59but you're not there.
00:57:07I can't breathe
00:57:09at the thought of losing you.
00:57:13Mr. Roy, do you think she'll ever forgive you?
00:57:17You're ridiculous.
00:57:19You do know that, don't you?
00:57:21Oh, Shelby.
00:57:23Oh, Shelby. Shelby.
00:57:25Don't leave me hanging.
00:57:27What are you doing? You're supposed to turn it on.
00:57:31Yeah.
00:57:33I got it from a pawn shop.
00:57:35It's broken. Guy totally scammed me.
00:57:37You are beyond
00:57:39ridiculous.
00:57:41Please, Shelby.
00:57:43I didn't say what I wanted to
00:57:45before. Just give me a chance
00:57:47to explain.
00:57:49Fine.
00:57:51Come in, you fool.
00:57:53I'll come into
00:57:55my own house.
00:57:59You have two minutes.
00:58:07Growing up
00:58:09as a Roy,
00:58:11no one ever
00:58:13liked me for me.
00:58:15It's always been about
00:58:17the money.
00:58:19The excess.
00:58:21Then, at a moment,
00:58:23three years ago,
00:58:25where someone did
00:58:27like me
00:58:29for me.
00:58:31They had no idea who I was.
00:58:33And I just remember
00:58:35how freeing
00:58:37it felt.
00:58:41So when I met you,
00:58:43and I felt that spark I've been
00:58:45searching for,
00:58:47I didn't think.
00:58:49I just fucking left.
00:58:51Why wait so long to tell me?
00:58:53I've never
00:58:55gone into enemy territory to
00:58:57cut off weapons' supply routes.
00:58:59I boxed
00:59:01in prep school.
00:59:03Yep, you got that right.
00:59:05But otherwise,
00:59:07I've always been more of a lover
00:59:09rather than a fighter.
00:59:11And I've done well as a lawyer.
00:59:13But I did not
00:59:15earn those billions.
00:59:17I inherited them
00:59:19from
00:59:21generations
00:59:23of dickheads.
00:59:25When you meet a girl who's a total package,
00:59:27you just want to
00:59:29be her total package too.
00:59:31You really are ridiculous.
00:59:33You know,
00:59:35I have laughed more with you in the past two
00:59:37weeks than I have in my entire life.
00:59:39I'm way too serious,
00:59:41Griffin.
00:59:43Sometimes I forget how to let go.
00:59:45But with you, every day is fun.
00:59:47So, does that
00:59:49mean you forgive me?
00:59:51I'm thinking about it.
00:59:55Yeah.
00:59:57You think too much.
00:59:59Time for makeup sex.
01:00:05So, that's makeup sex.
01:00:07Yeah.
01:00:11Griffin,
01:00:13it hurts so much thinking we were over.
01:00:17I never want to feel like that again.
01:00:19I promise
01:00:21not to let anything get in between us.
01:00:29This changes everything.
01:00:31Now, thanks for the heads up.
01:00:33I'd appreciate it if you could
01:00:35keep it buried for as long as possible.
01:00:41Run.
01:00:47I want to stay right here.
01:00:57Where the hell are you, Griff?
01:00:59This is DEFCON 1.
01:01:01Hey, man.
01:01:03Seriously? That's all you have to say?
01:01:05Seriously? That's all you have to say?
01:01:07Come on.
01:01:15How could you keep something like this
01:01:17from me? We've known each other since college.
01:01:19What are you talking about?
01:01:21Didn't you get any of my texts or calls?
01:01:23I must have forgot to charge it.
01:01:25I had quite a night
01:01:27last night. Shelby and I
01:01:29made up. She's forgiven me.
01:01:31Well, she won't forgive you for this.
01:01:33You're a goddamn
01:01:35bigamist, Griffin Roy.
01:01:39Michelle Lane.
01:01:41I don't even know who that is.
01:01:43Well, you knew her well enough to marry her
01:01:45three years ago.
01:01:49This can't be right.
01:01:51I got it from a parish clerk.
01:01:53She's agreed to keep it hush-hush for now.
01:01:55The ceremony was conducted at a church.
01:01:57The priest signed and completed
01:01:59the marriage certificate.
01:02:01Father Timothy O'Shea.
01:02:05I now pronounce you
01:02:07man and wife.
01:02:09The Mask Girl from Mighty Girl.
01:02:11I finally know her name.
01:02:13Michelle.
01:02:15Shit.
01:02:17That finally makes sense.
01:02:19Of course, you wouldn't knowingly become
01:02:21a bigamist.
01:02:23Shelby. Fuck.
01:02:25What am I gonna tell her?
01:02:27Look, it could still be one big mistake.
01:02:29I need to talk to that priest.
01:02:37I have something for you.
01:02:47I hacked into the parish database.
01:02:49Griffin Roy is legally married to both
01:02:51Michelle Lane and Shelby Trudeau.
01:02:53That's it.
01:02:55He's finished.
01:02:57Griffin Roy
01:02:59will be in jail for bigamy
01:03:01for cocktail hour.
01:03:03Michelle Lane is
01:03:05Shelby Trudeau.
01:03:07They're legally married to each other on two separate occasions.
01:03:09They just don't know it yet.
01:03:11That's insane.
01:03:13Check the date.
01:03:15They got married the first time during Mardi Gras.
01:03:17Roy was obviously
01:03:19publicly intoxicated. We could use that angle.
01:03:21Yeah, the romance is already
01:03:23trending.
01:03:25He made an idiot of himself with that boombox
01:03:27and voters.
01:03:29They're just eating it up.
01:03:31He's catching up in the polls.
01:03:33Now,
01:03:35Roy unknowingly marries twice
01:03:37the girl he's been searching for
01:03:39since Mardi Gras.
01:03:41This will make them seem like some
01:03:43fated love story.
01:03:47This will make them seem like
01:03:49some fated love story.
01:03:51We got
01:03:53nothing on him!
01:03:55Honey, we've got everything
01:03:57we need. What they don't know
01:03:59can definitely hurt them.
01:04:01And right now, to Griffin Roy,
01:04:03Michelle Lane could be anybody.
01:04:07You would have
01:04:09given Machiavelli a run for his money,
01:04:11my dear. Who?
01:04:15Well,
01:04:17we have a very limited window to make this work.
01:04:19We will hit hard,
01:04:21but fast.
01:04:27What is she going to say when I tell her I'm married?
01:04:31Alright, ladies.
01:04:33Good job. That's it for tonight.
01:04:35Remember, this weekend's Mardi Gras.
01:04:37Have fun, but you know
01:04:39what to do if anybody messes with you.
01:04:41Nice work.
01:04:43Hi.
01:04:45Hungry?
01:04:47Yeah, so,
01:04:49today's class went super well.
01:04:51Two new students.
01:04:53They really didn't pick up on a lot of things.
01:04:55You're everything I've ever wanted.
01:04:57Everything I didn't even dare to dream.
01:04:59You're it for me.
01:05:01I can't lose you.
01:05:03Griffin, are you okay?
01:05:05Yeah.
01:05:07Just some stuff
01:05:09for the campaign.
01:05:11I want to help.
01:05:13LaRoche can't win.
01:05:15He and Isabelle are evil.
01:05:17You're the kind of man that people need.
01:05:19I can't imagine anyone else but myself.
01:05:21I'll come by the campaign office tomorrow.
01:05:23We will plan
01:05:25a siege that surrounds them
01:05:27from all sides.
01:05:29That sounds amazing, Cheryl.
01:05:37Father?
01:05:41I remember the two of you.
01:05:43You had it, lad.
01:05:45That special spark.
01:05:47I don't see it often in couples,
01:05:49but when I do, it makes an impression.
01:05:51You must be
01:05:53mistaken. This woman and I, we'd met
01:05:55that day. And you were already finishing
01:05:57each other's sentences, dying to tie
01:05:59the knot. There was no stopping you.
01:06:01I was drunk. Drunk with love.
01:06:03The man I married
01:06:05knew what he was doing.
01:06:07I mean, how is this even legal?
01:06:09New Orleans has a 24-hour waiting period.
01:06:11Unless the judge waives it.
01:06:13Son of a bitch. Who was it?
01:06:15He was your best man.
01:06:17You called him Remy.
01:06:19Remy Cal... that bastard.
01:06:21No wonder he always had
01:06:23that stupid smirk on his face
01:06:25whenever I stood before him in court.
01:06:27Fuck!
01:06:29Fuck!
01:06:33I don't care. I don't care.
01:06:35We need to annul the marriage now.
01:06:37I love my wife.
01:06:39Don't be a prickle. Cause in my book,
01:06:41you love Joe the wife
01:06:43as well.
01:06:47Sir.
01:06:49Mrs. Rose in your office with
01:06:51Mr. Durand. Shelby.
01:06:57Griffin, this is the woman you've been
01:06:59looking for. This is Michelle Lane.
01:07:03Hi, Griffin.
01:07:05You might not remember me, but we got married
01:07:07a few years ago.
01:07:15So you've been an escort for seven years.
01:07:17That's right. Since high school.
01:07:19And that really is your toddler?
01:07:21My baby girl Fleur. She has no daddy.
01:07:23This will be good for her.
01:07:29If I may ask, how will she pass the DNA test?
01:07:31That is the least
01:07:33of your worries.
01:07:35Michelle.
01:07:41Now action.
01:07:45Hi, Griffin.
01:07:47You might not remember me, but we got married
01:07:49three years ago.
01:07:51It was Mardi Gras.
01:07:53We were completely wasted and we ended up in some church
01:07:55with an Irish priest.
01:07:57We had a wild night at the hotel.
01:07:59And well, Fleur was
01:08:01the happy accident nine months
01:08:03later.
01:08:07It can't be true.
01:08:09I've never met you in my life.
01:08:11I mean, you were wearing masks.
01:08:13Yes, that's right. We were.
01:08:15By the time I found out I was pregnant, two months had passed.
01:08:17I've been trying to find you ever since,
01:08:19but it wasn't until I saw one of your ads
01:08:21for Congress that I recognized your voice.
01:08:23It was a miracle.
01:08:25It's too much.
01:08:27She's losing him.
01:08:29Tone it down. Tone it down.
01:08:33Listen, lady, I don't know who you're trying to
01:08:35con with this act. Griffin, don't.
01:08:37But there is
01:08:39no way in hell that I'm married to you.
01:08:41What's going on, Griffin?
01:08:45Is this woman really your wife?
01:08:51No, she's not.
01:08:53We don't know.
01:08:55Which is it? You are my wife.
01:08:57Only you.
01:08:59I understand this is
01:09:01a lot to take in.
01:09:03Fleur and I will just go. I'll have my lawyer
01:09:05reach out. No.
01:09:07No lawyers. We don't need to involve
01:09:09any authorities.
01:09:11This can all be solved with a simple
01:09:13DNA test.
01:09:15Pierce, this woman is a fraud.
01:09:17Griffin, think about it.
01:09:19She says Fleur is your daughter.
01:09:21One little test, and that'll prove if she's lying or not.
01:09:23We need to know, Griffin.
01:09:25I need to know.
01:09:27Fine.
01:09:29But I don't want these doubts to fester.
01:09:31We can rush the DNA results and get them back
01:09:33in a few hours. Might I suggest
01:09:35a more private setting?
01:09:37Less eyes. Understood.
01:09:39We can wait back at my house
01:09:41for the results to come.
01:09:49We've got him. You're up.
01:09:59Bye.
01:10:21Cute kid.
01:10:23Don't.
01:10:25Just don't.
01:10:27Shelby, go upstairs.
01:10:29She fed them snacks
01:10:31and then locked herself
01:10:33in the guest room.
01:10:35I can't lose her,
01:10:37Pierce.
01:10:39I won't.
01:10:49Moment of truth, buddy.
01:10:57Fleur?
01:11:11Fleur?
01:11:13Meet your daddy.
01:11:15I will, of course,
01:11:17provide for you both financially.
01:11:19Fleur doesn't need a checkbook.
01:11:21She needs a father.
01:11:27What do you want?
01:11:39The guest bedroom
01:11:41is empty.
01:11:43You and Fleur can stay there.
01:11:47Shelby,
01:11:49just don't do this.
01:11:51Just give me some time.
01:11:53I can fix it.
01:11:55This isn't something you fix.
01:11:57You can't be legally married
01:11:59to two women at the same time,
01:12:01and you have a child with one of them.
01:12:05We need to get a divorce.
01:12:09She's right, Griff.
01:12:11Griffin, you have a daughter now.
01:12:13You're a father,
01:12:15and you have to put your child first.
01:12:17I can't be Margot.
01:12:19I won't do that
01:12:21to another little girl.
01:12:23I mean,
01:12:25I've spent my whole life looking for you.
01:12:29How can I let you go?
01:12:35Sometimes love isn't enough.
01:12:41How'd you know Shelby would leave him
01:12:43because of the kid?
01:12:45Shelby's dedicated her life to saving people.
01:12:47It's not in her nature to put herself first.
01:12:49Oh, you're a scary woman.
01:12:51I know.
01:13:07So this is what it feels like
01:13:09to have your heart shattered?
01:13:21I'm sorry.
01:13:51That's strange.
01:13:53I thought I heard something.
01:14:21It's like she was never here.
01:14:43Hey, mister.
01:14:45Hey, Griff.
01:14:47Hey, Griff.
01:14:49Hey, mister.
01:14:51Will you marry me?
01:14:55She took everything but left this behind.
01:14:57Message received,
01:14:59Shelby.
01:15:09What the hell is this?
01:15:13I know this sounds crazy,
01:15:15and there's no time to explain,
01:15:17but if you help me,
01:15:19I promise a generous reward once I get my inheritance.
01:15:21This place is insane.
01:15:23The owner must really trust you.
01:15:29Could it be?
01:15:41It's her.
01:15:43It's always been her.
01:15:45Yeah, it went better than I expected.
01:15:47Yeah, it went better than I expected.
01:15:49As soon as you saw the forged DNA test,
01:15:51it was a done deal.
01:15:53Who is she working for?
01:15:55How long am I supposed to stay here
01:15:57while you take care of Shelby?
01:15:59Give me a name. Come on, just one name.
01:16:01Mrs. LaRoche, that's cutting it close.
01:16:03I want to be long gone when he finds out she's dead.
01:16:07Where is Shelby?
01:16:09Where is my wife?
01:16:11Where is Isabel taking her?
01:16:13I don't know what you're talking about.
01:16:15I will have you put away for the rest of your life,
01:16:17and your daughter will grow up in a fucking orphanage!
01:16:19I don't know where she is.
01:16:21If I knew, I'd tell you, I swear.
01:16:37What is wrong with me?
01:16:39Help!
01:16:41Somebody help!
01:16:45Do you need some water?
01:16:47Wait, I see you've already had some.
01:16:49You poisoned me?
01:16:51Why?
01:16:53Why?
01:16:55Why?
01:16:57Where to begin?
01:16:59Lingering high school issues.
01:17:01Offs.
01:17:03I'm helping Neville's campaign.
01:17:05Duh.
01:17:07But the real reason,
01:17:09the one that cuts deep,
01:17:11is to make Griffin Roy think he's a bigamist.
01:17:15By the time he figures out
01:17:17he married the same woman twice,
01:17:19you'll have gone missing.
01:17:21Vanished without a trace.
01:17:25He'll be forced to withdraw from the race.
01:17:27Later, when an anonymous tip
01:17:29tells the police where to find your body,
01:17:31suspicion will follow Griffin
01:17:33for the rest of his life.
01:17:35The political future he may have had
01:17:37will be as dead as you.
01:17:39Net?
01:17:41Back up.
01:17:43Married? Twice?
01:17:45Who's the...
01:17:47the woman in the little girl?
01:17:49Oh.
01:17:51Just some cheap whore I hired
01:17:53to tell your husband that they've been married
01:17:55for the past three years.
01:17:57When really, it's been you all along.
01:18:01You've been searching for each other all this time.
01:18:03But now he'll never find you.
01:18:07All right, boys. She's all yours.
01:18:15I told you I'd get you back.
01:18:23Miss Tudor, why are you here?
01:18:25My daughter, my...
01:18:27my baby Cece. I'm scared she's gonna do
01:18:29something terrible.
01:18:31What do you mean, terrible? What's going on?
01:18:33I sold everything
01:18:35to get her out on bail
01:18:37and you... what does she do in return?
01:18:39She's... she's gone crazy.
01:18:41Stuck in Shelby.
01:18:43She tailed her to some
01:18:45hotel
01:18:47in the French Quarter.
01:18:49What hotel?
01:18:51Excuse me, sir. My sister's
01:18:53staying here, but I've forgotten her room number.
01:18:55Is Shelby Trudeau?
01:18:57Sorry, ma'am. We can't disclose
01:18:59any guest information.
01:19:07Shelby!
01:19:11Come out, come out, wherever
01:19:13you are!
01:19:23Think I'll do it with my bare hands.
01:19:25Makes it more personal.
01:19:27Actually,
01:19:29do me a favor. Leave a lot of
01:19:31marks on that vase of hers.
01:19:33Fuck you.
01:19:35I want people to see that she suffered
01:19:37a lot.
01:19:39Oh, trust me. She will.
01:19:41Come on.
01:19:43Let's get this party started.
01:19:57Look what
01:19:59you've done!
01:20:03Pansy-ass slap.
01:20:05She's stalling
01:20:07and you're falling for it.
01:20:09Damn. Can't go to the
01:20:11valet smelling like a dive bar?
01:20:13I'll never give you your car keys.
01:20:15Shelby has clothes over there.
01:20:17Change.
01:20:19I'll take care of me. You go take
01:20:21care of her.
01:20:27I found it, Griffin.
01:20:29Shelby Trudeau changed her name to Michelle
01:20:31Lane. It was after her parents
01:20:33divorced at her mother's request.
01:20:35She only returned to her original name after
01:20:37her mother passed three years ago.
01:20:41Starting to make sense now.
01:20:43It was harder on my mom.
01:20:45She didn't want anything to do with
01:20:47him, so I cut him off too.
01:20:49Even started using my mom's maiden
01:20:51name. She's the one you've been
01:20:53looking for. It's been her all
01:20:55this time. How could I be so blind?
01:20:57Of course
01:20:59it had to be Shelby. It had to be her.
01:21:01My heart knew
01:21:03what my brain couldn't see.
01:21:05I got it. Your girl's in room
01:21:07801.
01:21:09Thanks, man.
01:21:11Now I can go save the love of my life.
01:21:19Too much to drink.
01:21:21Thanks.
01:21:25Stop right there.
01:21:33Not so fast.
01:21:35Griffin
01:21:37fucking Roy.
01:21:39Finally joined the party.
01:21:41I'm here for my wife.
01:21:43Not gonna happen, brah.
01:21:45What you've done here is
01:21:47aggravated assault, but if you leave this hotel
01:21:49with her, it's kidnapping.
01:21:51That is a federal crime.
01:21:53That is a federal crime.
01:21:55They'll bring in the FBI.
01:21:57Someone will have to be around to identify us.
01:21:59That sure as hell won't be you.
01:22:03Did you get all that, Pierce?
01:22:05Police are on their way. Hang in there, buddy.
01:22:09You're not getting out of here alive, Roy.
01:22:23Stop!
01:22:29Give me my wife back now!
01:22:47Show me.
01:22:49You all right?
01:22:53You all right?
01:23:24Griff, my God.
01:23:26Do you need medical attention?
01:23:28No, but they do.
01:23:38I guess I renewed my man card.
01:23:40Sure did, honey.
01:23:42Fucked him up real good.
01:23:46Oh, Lord, please tell me there's something
01:23:48other than fatigues and combat boots
01:23:50in this thing.
01:23:54Shit.
01:23:59Shelby!
01:24:01You little bitch!
01:24:03Didn't I say I'd come back here and settle the score?
01:24:06What?
01:24:08That's not Shelby!
01:24:12Put your hands up where I can see them.
01:24:18This is the last one.
01:24:20Hey, hey, hey. I want to make a deal.
01:24:22Who do you have to offer up?
01:24:24Congressman Neville LaRoche.
01:24:26I'm all ears.
01:24:34Is it really over?
01:24:36Yeah, it is.
01:24:38Griffin, Isabel said something,
01:24:40and I want to believe it, but
01:24:42three years ago, did we...
01:24:47You left us.
01:24:53It's true.
01:24:57I can't believe I finally found you.
01:24:59I looked for you
01:25:01in the face of every woman I ever met.
01:25:04Why'd you never come back?
01:25:23It's called a walk of shame,
01:25:25not a laugh of it.
01:25:27Mind your own business, Cece.
01:25:29Look at you, Shelby.
01:25:31One Mardi Gras hookup, and you think
01:25:33you found happily ever after.
01:25:35That's not how life works.
01:25:37Sure, he may have liked you with a mask on,
01:25:39but he's not going to want you with it off.
01:25:42Look, you both have a great memory now,
01:25:45but you'll look back, and
01:25:47you'll see that you're just the clueless chick
01:25:49who didn't know the score.
01:25:52You'll embarrass yourself,
01:25:54and more importantly, you'll embarrass him.
01:26:01I waited in that hotel for two days.
01:26:04I'm sorry I let her get to me,
01:26:06but to be honest,
01:26:08what we had seemed too good to be true.
01:26:10How often do people fall in love
01:26:12with someone without ever seeing their face?
01:26:14Exactly.
01:26:18But I did.
01:26:20I do.
01:26:22Where do we go from here?
01:26:24Married twice,
01:26:26deeply in love,
01:26:28risked our lives to save each other.
01:26:30I'd say we live happily ever after.
01:26:34Shelby,
01:26:36will you...
01:26:38Yes, Griffin Roy.
01:26:42I will always love you.
01:26:44In this life or the next.
01:26:51Every part of me
01:26:53I'm yours.
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