00:00Our dearly beloved smiling critters, we gather here today to celebrate the, uh, love between
00:15our friend Catnap and his, uh, darling, Smitten Kitten.
00:22And let me just say, we could not be happier to have you here.
00:27Yes, could not be happier.
00:29There is nowhere else I would rather be.
00:31I do not wish this wasn't happening, and I am doing it of my own free will.
00:36Hmm, I have a bad feeling about this.
00:39What was that, Dogtay?
00:41Are you objecting?
00:42Are you?
00:43No!
00:44I, uh, I never.
00:46I was just saying, I have a great feeling about this.
00:50That's more like it.
00:52Now, Catnap, repeat after me.
00:55With this ring, I ye wed, Catnap, Catnap the ring.
01:01The ring, sweetheart.
01:04Right, uh, uh-oh.
01:06I seem to have forgotten it.
01:09Oh, you're so silly.
01:13Well, go and get it!
01:15I'll be right back.
01:19I'll, uh, make sure he doesn't get lost.
01:22Catnap, are you okay?
01:26No, I'm not okay.
01:28Smitty and Kitten arranged this marriage.
01:30I don't want to be here.
01:31I don't want to get married.
01:32And I definitely do not love her.
01:34I'm just going to sit in this basement forever until I die.
01:37Though I get the feeling even that won't stop her.
01:40Why do you hate her?
01:41She seems to really like you.
01:43Dogtay, she's crazy.
01:46The CEO created her as sort of a copy of me.
01:49One he could control.
01:51As soon as she was made, she fell in love with me.
01:54I had no idea, but she was stalking me.
01:57Watching my every move.
01:58Totally obsessed with me.
02:00Then she took it too far.
02:02She kidnapped Bobby and Hobby and tried to kill Poppy and Kissy Missy.
02:06Every female I talked to became her target.
02:09Luckily, with Kissy Missy's help, I was able to subdue her.
02:12And lock her away for good.
02:16We thought there was no way she could make it past that huge boulder.
02:19She's strong, but not that strong.
02:22Oh, catnap, my dear.
02:24He loves me.
02:25He loves me not.
02:28A puny door can't keep us apart.
02:33We're like Romeo and Juliet if Romeo trapped Juliet in a basement.
02:37Oh, hello.
02:39What's all this?
02:40The basement was full of lab equipment.
02:42It was all busted.
02:43So we thought it was fine, but...
02:45Actually, this might be exactly what I need.
02:58To put it kindly, she got totally stranded.
03:01And she became strong enough to break free.
03:04But she didn't stop at pure strength.
03:07My dear catnap, you're almost mine.
03:10But I can't just bust out and expect things to go differently.
03:15I might need some technology on my side this time.
03:19She created an explosive device.
03:23Now, now I'm ready.
03:31Honey, I'm home.
03:34She set out for revenge.
03:36And this time, I wasn't her only target.
03:38No, she wanted revenge against everyone who had wronged her.
03:45Don't scream.
03:48I know you're excited to see me again.
03:51But you don't want to wake up catnapped, do you?
03:54Too late for that, Smen kitten.
03:56My beloved, you came back for me?
04:00Of course not, you psycho.
04:02I'm here to defeat you.
04:03With love?
04:05No, with this.
04:08Playing hard to get yet again.
04:11Don't worry, I'm ready this time.
04:15How did you get so strong?
04:18Let's just say, I had plenty of time to work on my health and fitness.
04:23If you want them, come and get them.
04:26You give them back.
04:28Little did I know, she had a trick up her sleeve.
04:34My dear sweet catnap, I'm so sorry I had to hurt you.
04:39Love makes people do crazy things.
04:42You don't love me, Smen kitten.
04:44You're just obsessed with me.
04:46Same thing.
04:48What the?
04:50A wedding can't happen without a flower girl and an officiant, right?
04:55But I'm not ordained.
04:57Quiet, you.
04:58A wedding? No way.
05:00You can't say no before I've even asked.
05:04Catnap, will you marry me?
05:07Of course not.
05:09Well, I tried asking nicely.
05:14What the?
05:17No, no, I'm getting out of here.
05:20What is that?
05:22Oh, my head.
05:24Consider it a wedding gift.
05:28That's right.
05:29I put a little bomb in your head.
05:32What?
05:33Don't worry, it won't go off unless I set it off using this.
05:40Just a little something to entice you to go through with it.
05:43If you get cold feet, boom, head gone.
05:47But we don't have to worry about that, do we?
05:51I guess not.
05:53She had me cornered.
05:55There was no way I was getting out alive and unmarried.
05:58So I just followed her lead.
06:02Jeez, she's crazy crazy.
06:05Catnap, we gotta get you out of this.
06:07I know.
06:08But the thing is, I would like to keep my head.
06:11Good point.
06:12We'll find a way out.
06:13A way out of what?
06:15So you do object?
06:18Yes, I object to you forcing my friend to marry you.
06:24What a shame.
06:25Then you'll have to stay here until the wedding's over, won't you?
06:29Huh?
06:32No!
06:33Let me out!
06:34Let me out!
06:38There must be something here that can get me out.
06:40Aha!
06:42Perfect!
06:47Sorry for the delay, everybody.
06:49Catnap got so excited.
06:51He needed a moment.
06:52Isn't that right, sweetheart?
06:56Yes, that's right.
06:58Let's get this over with.
07:00All right.
07:01Three, two, one!
07:05Hey!
07:06Catch that!
07:07Okay!
07:09Yay!
07:10I get married next!
07:12Aw, congratulations!
07:14Now give it back!
07:16Poppy, run!
07:17That's part of the tradition.
07:19If you say so!
07:21Get back here!
07:29Dog Day, was this you?
07:31Kind of.
07:32Dog Day, was this you?
07:34Kind of.
07:35Did it work?
07:36A little.
07:37But listen, we have to help Poppy.
07:39She has the bouquet.
07:40Oh no!
07:41If Smitten Kitten gets it...
07:43It's kaboom!
07:44Come on, let's go!
07:46You darn smiling critters have been trying to keep me and my beloved apart since the very beginning!
07:53Well, I won't have it anymore!
07:56Once we're married, I will destroy you all!
08:00And Catnap will have no one else!
08:02They'll have to love me!
08:04And Playcare will be all ours!
08:08Hey!
08:09Ow!
08:10I'm getting the feeling we're not meant to be after all, Catnap.
08:14Perhaps our relationship should come to an end.
08:18We're growing apart, and I don't know if I'm ready for such a big commitment after all.
08:24Smitten Kitten!
08:25Darling!
08:26Please don't press that button!
08:28Sorry, Catnap.
08:29It's time to get divorced.
08:33Huh?
08:34What?
08:35My head!
08:36It's intact!
08:37You weren't supposed to let me do it!
08:41It wasn't real.
08:43All along.
08:44It was kind of real.
08:46I couldn't figure out how to make an explosive small enough.
08:50I just put a chip in your head to scare you.
08:52And make you marry me.
08:54All I wanted was to legally bind you to me so you could never leave.
08:59Is that so bad?
09:01Yes!
09:02Catnap!
09:03Look what I brought!
09:05I'm sorry, Smitten Kitten.
09:07But to have loved and lost is better than to have never loved at all.
09:14So what are we gonna do when she wakes up?
09:16She'll just fall in love again!
09:18She will.
09:19But not with me.
09:21Not with me.
09:25For me?
09:26I wonder what this could be.
09:29What the?
09:30Where am I?
09:31And who are you, handsome?
09:35Oh no!
09:36No, no, no, no!
09:37Let me go!
09:38No!
09:40Oh, to love again!
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