00:00Not again!
00:05Shhh, it's okay, but you need to go to sleep.
00:10The other smiling critters need their rest, not to mention me.
00:13Ugh, can you be quiet?
00:15Or at least take him somewhere else.
00:17Sorry, sorry.
00:19Let's go for a walk, Junior.
00:22Go to sleep, little guy.
00:24Maybe this will help.
00:27Alright, immune, just like your old man.
00:30I'd be so proud of you if I wasn't so tired.
00:33Wait a minute, that's what I need.
00:35Someone else like me who can help raise you.
00:43Okay, here goes nothing.
00:46Hello?
00:56Hello, my dear.
00:58Wow, you're stunning.
01:00Hello to you too, handsome.
01:03Who are you?
01:05I am Catnap, and you are?
01:07Mrs. Catnap.
01:09I see now.
01:11I'm your wife.
01:13Who is that lovely little baby?
01:17Why, it's our son.
01:21Wow, I've been around only for a few seconds and I've already got the most beautiful family.
01:28It's what you deserve, honey.
01:30Only the best for my beloved.
01:32Well, now that we have a baby, we need to make sure we have a few things.
01:36We'll need a litter box, formula, a steady income, a crib, toys.
01:42Technically, he is a toy.
01:44You're right, honey, and it's my job to provide for us.
01:47And the first step to doing that is buying us a house.
01:51What's this?
01:52Catnap wants to move out of Playcare?
01:54This is excellent.
01:55With Catnap gone, I can finally attack those horrible smiling critters.
02:00And make a buck or two in the process.
02:07Now, how does one find a house?
02:09Hello, I can help you with that.
02:12Hmm, you look familiar.
02:14Do I know you from somewhere?
02:16Um, perhaps you've seen my commercials?
02:19I'm a world famous real estate agent.
02:21Yes, that's right.
02:22And I'm here to help you invest in a new property.
02:25Right this way.
02:26Honey, this is wonderful.
02:28Let's go with the nice man.
02:32Oh my God, it's...
02:34It's perfect.
02:35I had a feeling you'd like it.
02:37It's almost like it was made for you.
02:39Honey, what do you think?
02:41We'll take it.
02:42But we haven't even looked inside.
02:44Sold!
02:50Oh wow, uh, are we sure we can afford that, dear?
02:54Um...
02:58Right.
02:59Well then, sweetheart, I think you'll have to get a job.
03:02Yes, don't worry about the payment for now.
03:04I'll send you a bill in a week.
03:06And every week after until death or the end of time.
03:09Now if you'll excuse me, I have some business to attend to.
03:12Toodles!
03:16Well, honey, shall we?
03:21It's, um, quite something.
03:24Sure is.
03:28Well, would you look at the time.
03:29I think I better start that job search.
03:31But wait!
03:32Hey!
03:34Looks like it's just you and me, baby.
03:38What the? What's going on?
03:42Hey!
03:43What is that thing?
03:45Attention, smiling critters.
03:47Catnap is gone.
03:49You have no one left to protect you now.
03:51He's gone?
03:52Welcome to Playcare's new order.
03:56You are now my workers.
03:58And together, we will build something beautiful.
04:02I'll never help you.
04:05Catnap, where are you?
04:10I got a job!
04:12That's amazing!
04:13Doing what?
04:15I'm an accountant.
04:16Whatever that means.
04:19Is this for me?
04:20Thank you, sweetheart.
04:22My working boy needs his summer.
04:25Mwah!
04:29Honey, can you get that?
04:32Sorry, gotta be up early for accounting stuff.
04:38Fine.
04:44Enjoy your time with Junior.
04:46I gotta go bring home the bacon.
04:49Goodbye, sweetheart.
04:51We're going to have a good day, aren't we?
04:56Seems like it's someone's litter box time.
05:00Come on, litter box time!
05:04Okay.
05:05So, litter box trading is going to be harder than I thought.
05:09Open up!
05:11Here comes the plane!
05:16That wasn't very nice.
05:19It's almost five!
05:21I better start cooking!
05:23Ah!
05:24This is harder than I thought it would be.
05:27Honey, I'm home!
05:29Hi, honey.
05:30Do you mind helping me with the baby?
05:32Uh, how?
05:34Feed him or play with him or something?
05:37Oh, got it.
05:42That's not playing, honey.
05:44I'm tired.
05:45You get to be at home all day, lucky.
05:48Oh, I don't know what to do with your father sometimes.
05:52I think he's about to say his first word.
05:57Dada.
05:58Dada?
06:00After all this time and all that work, you say dada?
06:07The boy loves his old man.
06:09I'm the one raising him!
06:12You shove a tablet in front of him and ignore both of us and you're his favorite?
06:17What do you even do at work?
06:20Don't open that!
06:21Are you kidding me?
06:23Do you even have a job?
06:25Now don't be mad, okay?
06:27I've been looking, honest.
06:29But everyone wants five years experience and a degree and I'm a monster toy cat thing.
06:34You don't understand.
06:36Now look what you've done.
06:38Get out.
06:39Go back to the play care and think about what you've done.
06:43What happened?
06:45Kenneth, you have to help us!
06:47Dog Day, what's going on?
06:49What's on your neck?
06:50It's a shock collar.
06:52The CEO is controlling us.
06:54He's making us build toys and weapons for him.
06:57Did this all happen because I wasn't here to protect you?
07:01Oh, I really am a terrible father.
07:05Dog Day!
07:07Dog Day!
07:08Dog Day!
07:09Dog Day!
07:10Dog Day!
07:12Don't worry about me!
07:15In there!
07:16Go!
07:23I'll take care of this.
07:24You'll be free in no time.
07:30You!
07:35Brute force is no match for my intelligent machinery, Catnap.
07:39What happened to your little house on the prairie, hmm?
07:41No wife and child here with you?
07:43Fatherhood is harder than expected.
07:46Abandoning them the same way you abandoned Dog Day and the others, I see.
07:50You don't know anything.
07:55These things, they're strong.
07:57Far too strong for just you.
07:59And the smiling critters are no help.
08:01Looks like you're on your own.
08:06Huh?
08:10D'oh!
08:12Honey, you came to help me!
08:14Of course I did!
08:15Just because I was mad at you doesn't mean I don't love you!
08:18Now, let's take these jerks down!
08:36Junior!
08:37Try and attack me now!
08:38One hit and the little one gets it!
08:41Okay, okay, we surrender!
08:43Just don't hurt our baby!
08:47Fools! You will suffer just like the rest of the smiling critters!
08:50Honey, look!
08:52Baby Catnap's about to cry!
08:57Stop! Stop now!
09:04He did it!
09:07Hey, no hard feelings, right?
09:09Say, as a treat, why don't I knock off half your mortgage?
09:12Honey, would you like to do the honors?
09:15No. I want to do this together.
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