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28 Hotel Rooms - English Movie
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00:03:59New York.
00:04:07New York.
00:04:09New York.
00:04:11New York.
00:04:13You ready, sir?
00:04:15Yeah.
00:04:17No...
00:04:19It was...
00:04:21for me.
00:04:23No, get it...
00:04:24No, one is...
00:04:25One is fine.
00:04:27One is fine.
00:04:29Okay.
00:04:31We could split it if you want.
00:04:33I don't know.
00:05:03I don't know.
00:05:33I'm going to the lobby. Someone's picking me up at 9. I'm sorry. Did I wake you?
00:05:37No, no. It's fine. It's fine.
00:05:42I left my number for you if you're, you know, in New York.
00:05:46If you want to give me a shout.
00:05:48I'm never going to call you.
00:05:58Okay.
00:06:03Have a good day.
00:06:04I'm never going to call you.
00:06:18I'm never going to call you.
00:06:20I'm never going to call you.
00:06:21I'm never going to call you.
00:06:23I'm never going to call you.
00:06:25I'm never going to call you.
00:06:27I'm never going to call you.
00:06:29I'm never going to call you.
00:06:31I'm never going to call you.
00:06:33Are you okay?
00:06:58Yeah, yeah.
00:07:03I broke up with my girlfriend.
00:07:15Not for you, obviously.
00:07:17I don't know why I just said that.
00:07:20Oh, I'm married now.
00:07:23Yeah, I figured.
00:07:26Hey, how was your wedding?
00:07:29You have fun?
00:07:33There were a lot of people at the wedding.
00:07:43Grandmas, grandpas.
00:07:49You have a band or a DJ?
00:07:52You like to dance?
00:07:53What's your name again?
00:08:06You said you weren't going to call me.
00:08:08You lied.
00:08:08Why did you call me?
00:08:12Was it the penis?
00:08:14It's handsome.
00:08:15It's a handsome penis.
00:08:17Is that why?
00:08:19That's it.
00:08:19Why did you call?
00:08:27Tell me something about yourself.
00:08:50Like what?
00:08:51Anything.
00:08:52You want to know every word color?
00:08:55You like your work?
00:08:56Yes, I love it.
00:08:57Come on.
00:09:04You want to know my favorite color?
00:09:05No, I don't want to know your favorite color.
00:09:08Tell me, tell me.
00:09:09Wait, stop talking.
00:09:12Do you have a middle name?
00:09:15Mm-hmm.
00:09:15Yes, I do.
00:09:16Are you going to tell me?
00:09:17No.
00:09:18Are you just going to keep turning off the light?
00:09:19Yeah, what are you going to do?
00:09:20I'm going to break the fucking lamp.
00:09:24Oh, yes.
00:09:24All right, you get one question.
00:09:37One.
00:09:38Hold on, I'm thinking.
00:10:00Only one?
00:10:03Don't push it.
00:10:04No, no, I get one question.
00:10:15I get one question.
00:10:16Well, time's running out.
00:10:18Turn the light on.
00:10:20Turn it off?
00:10:21Turn it off.
00:10:23Turn it off.
00:10:23Turn it off.
00:10:23When is your next conference?
00:10:40Do you have any brothers or sisters?
00:10:45Are your mom and dad still together?
00:10:47Are you a Democrat or a Republican?
00:10:56Have you ever seen a Ronald Reagan film?
00:11:01You like Penel than a Chapa.
00:11:05Penel.
00:11:07Choppa.
00:11:07Would you rather be eaten by a shark or die in an earthquake?
00:11:21Shark.
00:11:29Would you rather have a super flower?
00:11:30I don't know.
00:11:33I didn't even finish.
00:11:35Would you rather have the super power to fly or to turn me into a buffalo?
00:11:41Oh, my God.
00:12:11See ya.
00:12:14I, uh, I read your book.
00:12:17Oh, yeah?
00:12:19It surprised me.
00:12:21It's just a book.
00:12:23It's not just a book. It's a bestseller.
00:12:26It's in every airport.
00:12:28Yes, it is. Yes, it is.
00:12:31I really liked it.
00:12:32Good.
00:12:34You're a very good writer.
00:12:37Yes, I am.
00:12:39I'm not just saying that.
00:12:40No, I know. I'm good.
00:12:43No, thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it.
00:12:45That's very nice of you.
00:12:48I, uh, um, I met someone.
00:12:51I have a girlfriend.
00:12:53It's, uh, not a serious thing.
00:12:54I just wanted to be honest with you that, uh,
00:12:56I don't know the rules.
00:12:58We keep on doing this, and you have to leave her for me.
00:13:00Maybe you should leave him for me.
00:13:07Okay.
00:13:07Okay.
00:13:07Oh, my God.
00:13:31I gotta go.
00:13:32What am I doing here?
00:13:33Have a good flight.
00:13:34See you guys.
00:13:34Oh, my God.
00:13:49Oh, my God.
00:13:50How long?
00:13:51It's not worth it.
00:13:52It's not worth it.
00:13:52Don't do it.
00:13:53Don't do it.
00:13:54Don't do it.
00:13:54I used to be in, like, a special ed, um, I'm serious.
00:14:11Like, a special ed math class.
00:14:14And, uh, it kind of scarred me forever.
00:14:18And there was this one kid, Timmy Eckenstern, and he was a total fucking freak in nature.
00:14:25And there was this wonderful girl, Marianna Steins.
00:14:29She was born with a hole in her heart.
00:14:31What?
00:14:32Yeah.
00:14:32She was, like, a little thing with an afro, and she was, she was a neighbor, Marianna Steins.
00:14:37Did she survive?
00:14:39Or did she survive?
00:14:39No, she survived.
00:14:40She's still going.
00:14:41She's, she's a wonderful human being.
00:14:44But the kids made fun of her, and, and then made fun of me, because I was hanging out with her, you know?
00:15:07Who was the first person you ever kissed?
00:15:09Um, Christian Iveson.
00:15:15Iveson.
00:15:15Braces.
00:15:16He had braces.
00:15:17I did not.
00:15:19Did he stick his tongue in your mouth?
00:15:21No.
00:15:22He was pretty wimpy.
00:15:24How about the first time you had sex?
00:15:26Mmm.
00:15:28How old were you?
00:15:3118?
00:15:32College?
00:15:33All my friends, they all had already had sex.
00:15:36I've also felt pressure, because I was, like, like, the only person, you know, like, hadn't done it yet.
00:15:42When was, who broke your heart the first time?
00:15:45Ashley Luggan.
00:15:46She would never sleep with me, and I really wanted to make, like, I was like, wow, we've been dating a long time.
00:15:51I wanted this to be the first girl I sleep with.
00:15:53This is going to be special.
00:15:54And then she broke up with me and fucked half the school.
00:15:57And really, she did.
00:15:58No.
00:15:59Yeah.
00:16:00It was like, I don't know, I turned Ashley into a complete slut.
00:16:05Where, where was that Ashley?
00:16:07Where was that Ashley?
00:16:09Do you ever have an experience with a girl?
00:16:12Mm-mm.
00:16:12No?
00:16:13Mm-mm.
00:16:13I did with a guy.
00:16:18You did?
00:16:19Yeah.
00:16:19When I was a kid.
00:16:22We would, we'd play, like, G.I. Joes, and then, and then I'd get shot, and he'd nurse me with a blowjob.
00:16:28Wow.
00:16:29Yeah.
00:16:29But I could, I was so young, I couldn't even come.
00:16:32I got a blowjob.
00:16:34This is, this is not going to make you like me.
00:16:36You have, like, the blowjob chronicles.
00:16:39The blowjob chronicles.
00:16:41My first blowjob.
00:16:43Started with a boy.
00:16:50I'm the king of Monaco, so fuck everybody.
00:16:54I'm the king of the most serene republic of San Marino.
00:16:58I'm the king of Lincoln's Thief.
00:17:01You want to be my princess?
00:17:04I left my crown at home.
00:17:06I left my crown at home.
00:17:09Oh, terrific.
00:17:10Can we get two more of these, please?
00:17:15Bring the pain.
00:17:16I don't think you feel any pain.
00:17:20Bring up.
00:17:23Help!
00:17:27What part of the hotel is this?
00:17:29Which floor are we on?
00:17:30Let go!
00:17:30Come on!
00:17:31Come on!
00:17:32Get in!
00:17:33There's nothing after you!
00:17:35Run!
00:17:36They're going to get us!
00:17:37Go on, let's go!
00:17:38Run!
00:17:39Run!
00:17:40Run!
00:17:40Oh my god!
00:17:41Do you feel the pain now?
00:17:45Oh, no.
00:17:46Get up.
00:17:47Okay.
00:17:47Run!
00:17:48Run!
00:17:49Run!
00:17:50Go away!
00:17:52Go away!
00:17:52Go away!
00:17:52They're going to get us!
00:17:53Go on!
00:17:53i love your feet if when i see a beautiful woman and i look down and i see ugly feet
00:18:15i get very turned off and vice versa if i see great feet
00:18:21and then i look up and see an ugly woman i might be extremely turned on
00:18:25oh oh no it's good it's good it's good you don't like that no it's good this nail is so small and
00:18:33it's it looks so sad this nail but you have to don't you feel for the underdog a little
00:18:40i do like poor little guy it's odd that you have you have no nail there it's kind of
00:18:47it's kind of freakish it's kind of scary shut up and paint it is it that you did you dance when
00:18:55you were a kid yeah you did like ballet really did you do modern dance jazz did you ever break dance
00:19:06barefoot polynesian hula i'm so bad at this
00:19:11you
00:19:21you
00:19:25you
00:19:29you
00:19:32you
00:21:04What do you even like about me?
00:21:08Can you tell me?
00:21:10Yeah, sure.
00:21:11Okay.
00:21:15Do it.
00:21:15You want me to tell you what I like about you?
00:21:26Yeah.
00:21:27Um, what do you mean?
00:21:31List.
00:21:31Like, make the list.
00:21:32Like a top ten list?
00:21:33Yeah.
00:21:33That's impossible to do.
00:21:35I can't sum it all up.
00:21:36That's not impossible.
00:21:41Um, I think you're a very smart woman, which isn't saying much compared to me.
00:21:49That's good.
00:21:50That's very good.
00:21:50Um, you're beautiful.
00:21:55It goes without saying sexy.
00:21:58I love your eyes.
00:22:00Great eyes.
00:22:02Um, I love your moles.
00:22:04Um, your, the way you, you walk, look good doing it.
00:22:16Um.
00:22:16I feel really ugly.
00:22:26Just a horrible person.
00:22:28But then, I like you.
00:22:42I go to sleep when I wake up.
00:22:55I, I can't concentrate at work.
00:22:58I can't.
00:23:05I love him.
00:23:06I love him.
00:23:12I think.
00:23:19I don't know what to think.
00:23:25Yeah.
00:23:28I know.
00:23:32I know.
00:23:33I know.
00:23:42What do you like about me?
00:23:54It's okay, man.
00:24:07See?
00:24:08It's hard.
00:24:09It's not easy.
00:24:10I like your laugh.
00:24:17I like when you cry, too.
00:24:19But I, I, I don't like when you're sad, but I like when you cry.
00:24:22There's something.
00:24:22How about both at once?
00:24:24When you laugh and cry?
00:24:25Yeah.
00:24:26Yeah, I love that.
00:24:27Can you turn it?
00:24:28And when you laugh, your nostrils kind of play.
00:24:30They're, they're, they're almost like breathing right now.
00:24:35It's beautiful.
00:24:36That might be my number one.
00:24:46Bye.
00:24:46Bye.
00:24:47Don't go.
00:24:48Yeah, let's live here.
00:24:50Take another flight.
00:24:51I can't.
00:24:52You stick me out from the airport.
00:24:53I gotta go.
00:24:54Bye.
00:24:54Bye.
00:25:03I love you.
00:25:14Now would be a good time to express your feelings, reciprocal or otherwise.
00:25:18Yes.
00:25:19Yes?
00:25:19I love you.
00:25:21That's why I'm here.
00:25:24That's why I'm doing it.
00:25:28What are we doing?
00:25:34Where...
00:25:34I don't know.
00:25:36You tell me.
00:25:37I don't know.
00:25:38I'd like to know.
00:25:42We could keep meeting.
00:25:45You mean cheating?
00:25:46Yeah, I suppose.
00:25:48Well, it's a call.
00:25:49I want to keep doing this.
00:25:51I'm happy.
00:26:00No, I'm happy.
00:26:02Okay.
00:26:06Okay.
00:26:07Yeah, well, I'm still working through that section.
00:26:10Okay.
00:26:13That's awesome, Lauren.
00:26:15Bye.
00:26:16So?
00:26:18So he loved it.
00:26:19I told you.
00:26:20He's his genius.
00:26:21He loves everything, though.
00:26:22That's his way.
00:26:23He's very...
00:26:24He's always very kind.
00:26:25I'm telling you.
00:26:25I'm telling you.
00:26:26This is the one.
00:26:27This is the one.
00:26:27He's better than the first one.
00:26:28Come on.
00:26:28Trust me.
00:26:29I know.
00:26:29I hope you're right.
00:26:33I know I'm right.
00:26:34In my second book.
00:26:36Yeah.
00:26:36You look beautiful.
00:26:37So do you.
00:26:40In a manly way.
00:26:44Give me a kiss.
00:26:46Give me a kiss.
00:26:47What's it?
00:26:48I want a kiss.
00:26:48Hey, look over there.
00:26:50Hey, what's that?
00:26:52It's the Empire State Building.
00:26:53We're going to climb that tonight.
00:26:55We're going nuts tonight.
00:26:56We're going to eat.
00:26:56We're going to eat light.
00:26:58We're going to have a nice dessert.
00:26:59We're going to get drunk on wine.
00:27:02And then we're going to fucking dance.
00:27:04Seriously, I'm giving you a fucking New York tour.
00:27:07It's starting tonight.
00:27:08Starting tonight.
00:27:09I've had dinners with so many people from New York.
00:27:12And work with these offices.
00:27:14You got recognized today.
00:27:16That's so rare.
00:27:17That never happened.
00:27:17And yet, I mean, you know.
00:27:21It's not safe.
00:27:29I understand.
00:27:30I don't think you should feel paranoid.
00:27:33New York's a big city.
00:27:34I don't think anyone's going to recognize you.
00:27:35If they recognize you, if they recognize you, we can be friends.
00:27:38We can be friends walking around New York City.
00:27:40Look, I have an idea.
00:27:42You're not going to be sorry.
00:27:44Just give it a chance.
00:27:48Does it involve food?
00:27:50It's going to be great.
00:27:52It's going to be like the greatest idea ever because I'm really, really into my idea.
00:27:55It's going to be...
00:27:56It's going to be...
00:27:57It's going to be great.
00:28:09It's going to be great.
00:28:12And I'm just going to be...
00:28:16All right.
00:28:17it's totally amazing because the fact that they gave me more than one team this time means that
00:28:43they see me as somebody who um it's good it's just it's really really really good
00:28:49and i mean they have the power to actually do something for once the only problem is
00:28:56aaron fucking aaron is gonna try to fuck things up for me as usual because he's always jealous
00:29:02now if we merge then i'm gonna be in a position to run those teams too so cold
00:29:17i can handle him now i just gotta kick ass then i can pick my projects i want to answer to charlie
00:29:29so i want to do anyway am i talking too much i'm talking too much no
00:29:39are you okay yeah no i'm fine is this you stoned
00:29:46you get all paranoid and distant i'm fine i had a thing
00:29:53with her no
00:29:56you can tell me about her no it's not her it's just it's nothing what
00:30:04my book got killed
00:30:12like really killed
00:30:20her reviews for her it was like i murdered their children or something
00:30:32you know what you just gotta move on it's your second book you know
00:30:37move on move on to what
00:30:38it's no one's gonna read my book now
00:30:41i think it's good
00:30:43nobody gives a shit
00:30:51i mean
00:30:52no one cares
00:30:54you know i want to do something in my life
00:30:58i want to i want i you know i want
00:31:00what i do to matter what i do matters
00:31:08and i don't want to just move widgets around
00:31:12you mean like ensuring the continuing growth of major corporations
00:31:16hey without you who would exploit the people rape the land and make billions
00:31:20that's not very funny
00:31:23actually it is
00:31:25i'm paid fairly for the work i do
00:31:29what
00:31:32high school teachers barely exist over the poverty line
00:31:35maybe i deserve more maybe maybe my contribution to the health of this nation is actually worth more
00:31:40dollars right
00:31:41it's all about dollars
00:31:43yeah actually it is
00:31:45you don't
00:31:46create anything i mean what you know you just move numbers around
00:31:50mm-hmm
00:31:50right
00:31:51i create efficiency
00:31:54which creates wealth
00:31:56for what
00:31:57for money
00:31:59if you do it for the money
00:32:02then you're just a whore
00:32:03i do it just for the money
00:32:04seriously
00:32:10wow
00:32:12look at you you bushwap pig
00:32:15look at you commie bastards
00:32:18seriously
00:32:19seriously
00:32:20yeah
00:32:21okay
00:32:21seriously
00:32:22i think that life is fucking short
00:32:25and we're animals and we have to fucking fight for our food
00:32:28and the weak die and the strong survive
00:32:32wow who are you
00:32:34what are you doing in my room
00:32:36what are you doing
00:32:45what do you think i'm doing
00:32:46you're leaving
00:32:46not everyone gets to just lay around and have their fucking feelings all day long
00:32:54okay and you know get to sort of turn everything that they think or they see into some meaningful reflection of life that makes the world a better place
00:33:01it's just a book
00:33:03it's just a book
00:33:04it's where this stuff lowly and travesty the novel is this length
00:33:11and 139 pages
00:33:14at least one
00:33:16only has to suffer through it briefly
00:33:18not just a book
00:33:23not just a book
00:33:24but it's a book
00:33:40why wouldn't you let it be to love her
00:33:41mm-hmm
00:33:42Of course they love her.
00:33:44Then do it.
00:33:45You want me to do it?
00:33:47I don't want you to do it.
00:33:49Yes, you do.
00:33:49You want me to do it.
00:33:50No, I want you to do what you feel.
00:33:53Yeah, you know why?
00:33:54Why?
00:33:55Because you want it now.
00:33:58That's why.
00:33:59No.
00:34:00Yes.
00:34:01I'm saying if you love her, if that's true, then you should ask her.
00:34:12Why aren't we together?
00:34:22We are together.
00:34:24Why aren't we living together?
00:34:27Why are we together?
00:34:29I really like the house and the chimney and the picket fence and the doggies.
00:34:33Let's see.
00:34:35You have a husband.
00:34:37You have a girlfriend.
00:34:39Yes.
00:34:40Right.
00:34:40I forget what there's that.
00:34:42Husband, girlfriend, husband.
00:34:44I'm serious.
00:34:54You have a divorce.
00:35:10You want me to get a divorce?
00:35:18Yes.
00:35:18You seriously want me to get a divorce?
00:35:19Yes.
00:35:20Because you're getting married.
00:35:23And I think that you should.
00:35:25Oh, God.
00:35:37Oh, God.
00:35:51Is anybody doing it buffalo style?
00:36:06How's things going down there?
00:36:16Are your life turning out just the way you thought it would?
00:36:21Your life's turning out just the way you thought it would?
00:36:26I know.
00:36:27It's a fucking puzzle.
00:36:32Help me put it together.
00:36:35How was it?
00:36:51Did you have a band or a DJ?
00:36:54Um, we had a DJ.
00:36:55Was there a lot of people there?
00:36:59Like 70?
00:37:00Oh, yeah.
00:37:0175.
00:37:02It was at night, right?
00:37:03It was at night.
00:37:03It was a beautiful night.
00:37:04It was actually supposed to be bad weather, but...
00:37:07It sounds corny, but it was kind of a magical day.
00:37:11You know, I don't know how much I believe in it.
00:37:14The whole thing is an institution, but I actually had a fucking great time.
00:37:17I never get her anything.
00:37:23I buy her presents, but I take her to the store and I ask her to pick out whatever she likes,
00:37:29and she hates that, so I surprised her with this.
00:37:33I gave her my grandmother's ring, which really meant a lot to me, because I love my grandmother.
00:37:41She passed away a couple years ago.
00:37:45She went nuts.
00:37:46She loved it.
00:37:51What?
00:37:55You mad?
00:37:56Yeah.
00:38:00You asked.
00:38:01I know.
00:38:01I shouldn't have.
00:38:03We could never be married, you and I.
00:38:08Yeah.
00:38:08No.
00:38:09Why not?
00:38:11Well, you hate the way I stay up late and keep you up late at night working.
00:38:16What about how early I have to get up and how early I fall asleep?
00:38:20There you go.
00:38:21That's annoying.
00:38:22You go to bed at 8.30 at night, Grandma.
00:38:25You hate how I am cold and withholding.
00:38:28No.
00:38:29Come on.
00:38:30I don't.
00:38:32A little bit.
00:38:33Here's the thing.
00:38:33I share a lot with you, and I tell you a lot about what's going on with me, and at this
00:38:37point in our, whatever we are, whatever this is, I probably overshare, but I tell you
00:38:44a lot about what's going on with me.
00:38:46Maybe you, I don't know.
00:38:47It's a mystery.
00:38:48So, every now and then, it would be nice to know what the fuck you were thinking.
00:38:52You're right.
00:38:52We could never be married.
00:38:53You're mad now?
00:39:18You're fine.
00:39:19You always like to fucking rewrite history.
00:39:27That's what you do, and then you act.
00:39:28You replay it back in your own fucking way, and you always paint me out to be the fucking
00:39:33asshole.
00:39:35Do you not?
00:39:36Well, you're being an asshole.
00:39:38I like spending time with you.
00:39:39I'm sorry.
00:39:40I like fucking spending time with you.
00:39:42Me too.
00:39:42That's all I want to do.
00:39:43Yeah.
00:39:43That's all I want to do.
00:39:44Okay.
00:39:44I don't know.
00:39:44I just want to know that you're there for me, too.
00:39:46I know.
00:39:46I know.
00:39:47It's just when I'm outside, when I'm alone, when I'm away from you, and I want to spend
00:39:52some time with you, and I text you, and I try to find you, and then you're not anywhere,
00:39:56I know it sounds like I'm being a pussy.
00:39:57I can't give you more than I'm giving you.
00:40:03I can't give you more than not.
00:40:05All I'm asking for is a fucking text message.
00:40:08A fucking text message.
00:40:09I'm not asking for anything that fucking important.
00:40:13Okay?
00:40:16I'm in it, too.
00:40:18I'm in it, too.
00:40:19Okay?
00:40:19I'm in it, too.
00:40:20Don't make me out to be a fucking asshole.
00:40:23I just don't know how.
00:40:31How?
00:40:35To be in this room with you.
00:40:37I don't know how to be in this room with you.
00:40:43I mean, you know what I mean?
00:40:44Like, I want to see you.
00:40:45I'm here for you.
00:40:46I came here for you.
00:40:48But I don't know how.
00:40:50Right now, I don't feel like.
00:40:53You want me here?
00:40:54I don't feel like I should be here.
00:40:56I don't know.
00:40:56I don't know how to, like, want to be here with you.
00:40:59I don't feel like you want to be.
00:41:01I mean, I know you're saying that, but I.
00:41:03You know what I mean?
00:41:03Like, I feel like you want to kill me.
00:41:05I don't want to kill you.
00:41:08I want you fully.
00:41:11I want you.
00:41:12I want to walk outside.
00:41:13I want to walk outside.
00:41:15I want to be outside walking with you.
00:41:17I don't want to be in a fucking hotel.
00:41:20I'm tired.
00:41:21I can't open the fucking.
00:41:23Can you open the windows here?
00:41:24Can you even open the fucking windows here?
00:41:26You can't even fucking jump out.
00:41:28That's why.
00:41:28No, I'm not going to.
00:41:29You can't jump out.
00:41:30I want some fucking air.
00:41:31No, I'm not going to.
00:42:01No, I'm not going to.
00:42:31No, I'm not going to.
00:43:01No, I'm not going to.
00:43:02I can't see you in a world, in a world, you are gone.
00:43:21I'm on the porch, it's uh, it's small but cozy.
00:43:45It's my house, it's our house, and it's me, and we, it's our three kids are playing out
00:43:54in the yard and, and, and, and, um, reading the paper, got my coffee, got you, a little
00:44:11shed so I can do my pottery.
00:44:17You do pottery?
00:44:19I'm very good.
00:44:20Really?
00:44:21Yes.
00:44:22You are?
00:44:23Yes, I am.
00:44:24Don't laugh at me.
00:44:26Okay, look at the shed.
00:44:32And we're surrounded by trees, lots of trees, and a vegetable garden.
00:44:38I always wanted a chicken coop.
00:44:40Let's get a chicken coop.
00:44:42That you feed.
00:44:43That we make the kids feed.
00:44:45Hey guys?
00:44:47Mom wants you to feed the chicken coop.
00:44:50Okay.
00:44:51I'm not gonna touch the chicken, I just wanted a coop.
00:44:54The kids are gonna feed them.
00:44:59You okay?
00:45:07Yeah.
00:45:09Yeah.
00:45:13That's a nice thought.
00:45:26we don't have to have the chicken coop
00:45:30no no no we have a house we have a porch
00:45:31pottery shed
00:45:33got your fucking chickens
00:45:35yeah we eat vegetables from the fucking garden
00:45:38yeah then fuck
00:45:39or make love
00:45:41sweet
00:45:43sweet gentle love making
00:45:56gonna kill her
00:46:13gonna kill her but
00:46:19she writes
00:46:26critics anonymously
00:46:29the ones that kill me
00:46:31you know she dissects their
00:46:33critique
00:46:33she defends me
00:46:49we leave them
00:46:52and we're together
00:46:56really together
00:46:59together
00:46:59we leave them
00:48:29I'm going to raise the baby with him.
00:48:46This is my husband.
00:48:47I'm going to have a baby.
00:48:55I'm going to have a family.
00:48:56You're going to have a family with him?
00:49:06I wish it could be yours.
00:49:19I'm going to have a family with him.
00:49:49I'm going to get some air and take a walk.
00:49:55I'm going to have a family with him.
00:50:02I'm going to have a family with him.
00:50:09I'm going to have a family with him.
00:50:11I'm going to have a family with him.
00:50:18I'm going to have a family with him.
00:50:20I'm going to have a family with him.
00:50:22I'm going to have a family with him.
00:50:28I'm going to have a family with him.
00:50:30I'm going to have a family with him.
00:50:32I'm going to have a family with him.
00:50:39I'm going to have a family with him.
00:50:41I'm going to have a family with him.
00:50:43I'm going to have a family with him.
00:51:34It's really cold.
00:51:57I didn't pack for that.
00:52:04Did you?
00:52:09What?
00:52:10Yes, you.
00:52:16I got coffee.
00:52:18I got French roast, whole milk.
00:52:20I don't drink coffee anymore.
00:52:48I don't think I'd ever see you again.
00:53:10I don't think I can stay.
00:53:25I don't want to stay.
00:53:27I shouldn't have married him.
00:53:36This room is small.
00:53:38I want to make it work for my daughter.
00:53:42Color.
00:53:42My parents had a horrible divorce.
00:53:46I'm not going to do that to her.
00:53:51I can't do that to her.
00:53:52What's your name?
00:54:11I'm not going to do that to you.
00:54:20Emma.
00:54:25That's nice.
00:54:33That's nice.
00:56:04I know we haven't talked, but I just want you to know I'm really thinking about you and I know you didn't, you know, I know this isn't what we were planning and I just want to talk to you.
00:56:34So, give me a call when you can.
00:56:39Okay, don't forget to erase this message.
00:56:41See you later.
00:57:14You were reading.
00:57:16You were?
00:57:17Mm-hmm.
00:57:18I didn't see either.
00:57:19I know I was hiding.
00:57:20I was at the back.
00:57:21I don't know.
00:57:23Come in.
00:57:24Come in.
00:57:25Come in.
00:57:26Come in.
00:57:27Come in.
00:57:28Oh, yeah.
00:57:30Please, come in.
00:57:31Come in.
00:57:32Come in.
00:57:33Come in.
00:57:34Come in.
00:57:35Come in.
00:57:36We moved.
00:57:37I'm in Portland, Maine now.
00:57:38Can't believe it.
00:57:39She wanted to get out of the city.
00:57:40She wanted to get out of the city, and I was bitching and moaning, but now I'm happy that we got a great garden.
00:57:46And, uh...
00:57:47Stop calling me.
00:57:48You got my messages?
00:57:49Yes.
00:57:50Stop calling me.
00:57:51Stop calling me.
00:57:52Stop calling me.
00:57:53Stop calling me.
00:57:54Stop calling me.
00:57:55Stop calling me.
00:57:56Stop calling me.
00:57:57Stop calling me.
00:57:58Stop calling me.
00:57:59Stop calling me.
00:58:00Stop calling me.
00:58:01Stop calling me.
00:58:03Stop calling me.
00:58:24I know I miss you too
00:58:32it's just
00:58:33two more cities and I'm home
00:58:36okay
00:58:36so don't freak out
00:58:37before I get there
00:58:38okay go to sleep
00:58:40I gotta rest
00:58:42I gotta wake up
00:58:42and do it all again
00:58:43in the morning
00:58:43I love you
00:58:44I love you so much
00:58:46okay
00:58:48goodnight
00:58:54goodnight
00:59:24goodnight
00:59:54goodnight
00:59:56goodnight
00:59:58goodnight
01:00:00goodnight
01:00:02goodnight
01:00:04goodnight
01:00:06goodnight
01:00:08goodnight
01:00:40When Emma came out, we were in the hospital, we saw all these roses on her head, all over, like hair, but roses. I was like, oh my god, look, she's so amazing when she has roses on her head.
01:00:58There's blood.
01:01:02I'm severely medicated.
01:01:12I'm an English teacher.
01:01:13Yeah, I took a job at a college.
01:01:25I actually like it, actually.
01:01:39I'm actually pretty good at it.
01:01:41But you are.
01:01:42And I leave there, and I feel...
01:01:46...at peace.
01:01:48Is Emma's dad's...
01:02:01Is...
01:02:02Is he good?
01:02:03Good...
01:02:04Good...
01:02:05Dad?
01:02:06She doesn't want kids.
01:02:16She doesn't want kids.
01:02:36Good...
01:02:37Good...
01:02:38Good...
01:02:39Good...
01:02:40Good...
01:02:41Good...
01:02:42Good...
01:02:43Good...
01:02:44Good...
01:02:45Good...
01:02:46Good...
01:02:47Good...
01:02:48Good...
01:02:49Good...
01:02:50Good...
01:02:51Good...
01:02:52Good...
01:02:53Good...
01:02:54Good...
01:02:55Good...
01:02:56Good...
01:02:57Good...
01:02:58Good...
01:02:59Good...
01:03:00Good...
01:03:01Good...
01:03:02Good...
01:03:33I'm sorry. I'm sorry that the plane was delayed. I'm sorry.
01:03:41Hi.
01:03:41Hi.
01:03:43Oh, you need to brush your teeth.
01:03:46Okay.
01:03:48Did she get my text?
01:03:49Mm-mm.
01:03:51You didn't get it?
01:03:52I fell asleep.
01:03:53I mean, we get on the plane, and we wait for about an hour.
01:04:00I mean, we have to get off.
01:04:07And they sat me in between these two enormous people, and they're eating fucking Chinese
01:04:10food the whole time.
01:04:13Do I smell like Chinese food?
01:04:15Okay.
01:04:24Okay.
01:04:26Sex.
01:04:29Best sex of your life right now, right here.
01:04:38I'm going to do it anyway. Is that okay?
01:04:41I'll be quick.
01:04:41I'm taking as much work as I can at home now, but now she's not napping.
01:05:07You know, you pay someone else to raise your kid, or you do it yourself, but it's like,
01:05:14when I'm at home, I feel like I should be at work, and then when I'm at work, I feel like
01:05:16I should be at home.
01:05:18I'm just tired all the time.
01:05:20I bet.
01:05:24You forgive me?
01:05:24Yeah, I forgive you.
01:05:28What?
01:05:29Sleeping?
01:05:30You're tired.
01:05:31Of course I forgive you.
01:05:34Are you writing?
01:05:42It'll come.
01:05:42It will come.
01:05:53What time's your flight?
01:05:55What time is it?
01:05:58I got to go in ten minutes.
01:06:00No.
01:06:01You're kidding.
01:06:04Oh, my God.
01:06:05I'm so sorry.
01:06:06I totally ruined it.
01:06:07Don't apologize.
01:06:08That's fine.
01:06:08No, it's not.
01:06:09You didn't come all this way just for some $40 orange juice.
01:06:12I came all this way because I like to sleep next to you.
01:06:15I love those bony hips.
01:06:19I'm the one that should be apologizing.
01:06:22Because I entered you last night without your permission.
01:06:26Oh, you did.
01:06:26Did you feel me entered?
01:06:28Was that what I was?
01:06:29Because I felt something.
01:06:30You felt something?
01:06:38Like, like, like what?
01:06:39An earthquake?
01:06:40No, no.
01:06:41I thought, like a mosquito bite or something.
01:06:44Did you say mosquito?
01:06:50Is that a dick joke?
01:06:52Don't you have to pack or something?
01:06:55You're all ready to go?
01:06:56Let me call you a cab.
01:06:57How does my penis compare to your husband's?
01:07:00What did you guys do for dinner?
01:07:16Again.
01:07:17That's okay.
01:07:18Okay.
01:07:26Wait, is that Emma crying?
01:07:27Yeah, I hear that.
01:07:31What happened?
01:07:36You did not.
01:07:40No, it's not funny at all.
01:07:42Put her on.
01:07:49Hi, honey.
01:07:50Are you okay?
01:07:50Okay.
01:07:51He's not hiding in the closet, I promise.
01:07:56And he's not going to break into your room at night, I'm sure.
01:08:00Because he's not a terrorist.
01:08:02He's a linguist.
01:08:04He's a very nice man.
01:08:07And.
01:08:08Okay.
01:08:09I don't know.
01:08:11Can I talk to Daddy?
01:08:14Don't tell her that Noam Chomsky is hiding in the closet, okay?
01:08:17No, no, no, not that much.
01:08:24All right, I'll call you tomorrow when I land.
01:08:29Call you again.
01:08:29Okay.
01:08:30All right, I'll call you tomorrow when I land.
01:08:31All right, I'll call you tomorrow when I land.
01:08:31All right, I'll call you tomorrow when I land.
01:08:32All right, I'll call you tomorrow when I land.
01:08:33All right, I'll call you tomorrow when I land.
01:08:34All right, I'll call you tomorrow when I land.
01:08:35All right, I'll call you tomorrow when I land.
01:08:36All right, I'll call you tomorrow when I land.
01:08:37All right, I'll call you tomorrow when I land.
01:08:38All right, I'll call you tomorrow when I land.
01:08:39All right, I'll call you tomorrow when I land.
01:08:40All right, I'll call you tomorrow when I land.
01:08:41All right, I'll call you tomorrow when I land.
01:08:42All right, I'll call you tomorrow when I land.
01:08:43All right, I'll call you tomorrow when I land.
01:10:15He's here.
01:10:16Who's here?
01:10:17My husband.
01:10:19He's here.
01:10:20If you wanted to come, it was like a last-minute thing you just said.
01:10:23You know, just come with you.
01:10:25It's like a romantic little, like without Emma getaway, right after the conference.
01:10:28So we have the conference tomorrow, and then we're vacationing here in this hotel.
01:10:32So he's here right now.
01:10:33So he's here right now.
01:10:33So he's here right now.
01:10:33Let's tell him the truth.
01:10:59I mean, this is a great opportunity.
01:11:06Let's just go down there.
01:11:06What room?
01:11:07I can't do that right now.
01:11:08I'm going to do it with you.
01:11:09No.
01:11:09We're going to go down there together.
01:11:11I can't.
01:11:12I'll do it with you.
01:11:14I can't.
01:11:15I'm telling you I can't do this right now.
01:11:16I can't.
01:11:17I can't leave him right now.
01:11:18Please.
01:11:28Can we talk about this?
01:11:29I want to talk about this with you, but I just, I can't.
01:11:31This is so stupid.
01:11:32Look, I can't do this right now.
01:11:33I just, I can't do this right now.
01:11:35Come on.
01:11:35Yeah, no, you can't do this right now.
01:11:36What do you, don't do this.
01:11:37What are you doing?
01:11:38Okay, I just, I can't.
01:11:39Get the hotels.
01:11:40I want to be with you.
01:11:41Right, I get the hotels.
01:11:42I get the hotels.
01:11:43I get you for a day.
01:11:44I get you for two days.
01:11:45If I'm lucky, I get you for three days.
01:11:46You knew this is how it was.
01:11:47I'm so fucking tired of not having you when I want you.
01:11:51If I want to have you, I want to have you.
01:11:53I don't want to share you anymore.
01:11:54I'm not leaving him.
01:11:57I thought you knew that.
01:12:01Do me a favor and don't send me any more text messages or voicemails.
01:12:06Don't tell me how much you love me and how much you miss me and want to see me.
01:12:09Just don't do that anymore, don't you?
01:12:10That's what you want.
01:12:11That's really what you want.
01:12:12Yeah.
01:12:18Go ahead, get out.
01:12:21This is what it is, right?
01:12:24Go back to your husband.
01:12:30I don't want to, I don't want to do this anymore, okay?
01:12:32I don't want to do this anymore.
01:12:33This is the situation.
01:12:34It's not the situation that I fucking wanted, okay?
01:12:37You know what?
01:12:38Just get the fuck out of my room.
01:12:38Just leave.
01:12:39Leave.
01:12:39Get the fuck out of my room.
01:12:40I'm going to fucking kill you.
01:12:42I'm going to fucking kill you.
01:12:42I'm going to fucking kill you.
01:12:43Get off me.
01:12:44Stop it.
01:12:45You're hurting me.
01:12:46I'm not even going to fucking kill you.
01:12:47Let me go.
01:12:49Get out of my life.
01:12:50Stay the fuck out of me.
01:12:51Stay the fuck out of my life, you cunt.
01:12:53You fucking cunt.
01:12:55Stay the fuck out of my life.
01:13:25Stay the fuck out of my life.
01:13:55Stay the fuck out of my life.
01:14:25Stay the fuck out of my life.
01:14:55Stay the fuck out of my life.
01:15:25Stay the fuck out of my life.
01:15:27Stay the fuck out of my life.
01:15:27Stay the fuck out of my life.
01:15:31I love you.
01:15:35I love you.
01:15:36Let's go through it again.
01:16:03Okay.
01:16:06Okay.
01:16:07Six months.
01:16:08Six months.
01:16:09Six months.
01:16:10Six months.
01:16:11We're together.
01:16:12Six months we're together.
01:16:14April 12th.
01:16:15April 12th.
01:16:16Chicago.
01:16:17Chicago.
01:16:19Okay.
01:16:20No backing down.
01:16:25No backing down.
01:16:26You have to be strong.
01:16:29Fucking kick ass.
01:16:31Fucking Superman strong.
01:16:34Okay.
01:16:35Okay.
01:16:36Okay.
01:16:37You can do this.
01:16:38Okay.
01:16:39Okay.
01:16:40You can do this.
01:16:41Okay.
01:16:42Okay.
01:16:43Okay.
01:16:44Okay.
01:16:45Okay.
01:16:46Okay.
01:16:47Okay.
01:16:48Okay.
01:16:49Okay.
01:16:50You can do this.
01:16:51Okay.
01:16:52Okay.
01:16:53Okay.
01:16:54Okay.
01:16:55Okay.
01:16:56Okay.
01:16:57Okay.
01:16:58Okay.
01:16:59You can do this.
01:17:00Okay.
01:17:01Okay.
01:17:02Okay.
01:17:03Okay.
01:17:09Okay.
01:17:10Okay.
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