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00:00Hey guy, welcome back to the middle of the ocean.
00:02Uh oh, I don't know how to swim.
00:04So I made a couple of videos over the years
00:05about a YouTube channel called Bratt TV,
00:07which thanks to CharlieXCX has gotten
00:09much harder to find lately.
00:12I'm glad you guys are enjoying your Bratt summer,
00:14but I'm trying to watch Attaway General.
00:17If you're not familiar with Bratt TV,
00:19or you're like me and you forgot about it for three years
00:21until finding out they have their own channel
00:23on the Samsung TV Plus app,
00:25it's a bunch of overly serious 10 minute soap operas
00:28filmed like Dhar Mann videos,
00:30performed by a bunch of actors that only got hired
00:33because they have a lot of TikTok followers.
00:35Or at least they used to hire famous TikTokers.
00:37I can't tell if they stopped doing that
00:39or if I'm just too old now to recognize anybody.
00:41But I think they're just hiring regular actors,
00:43which is good because the acting has gotten better,
00:46but bad because nobody's watching these shows anymore.
00:50The whole business model before was like,
00:52hey, what if Dixie D'Amelio pretended to be a doctor?
00:55And now it's just,
00:56hey, what if the Disney channel was worse?
00:59There's not much of a reason for people to stick around now.
01:01And it's unfortunate to see such a beloved institution
01:04fall from grace.
01:05But the only reason I'm making another video
01:06about this channel is because I recently discovered
01:08that for the past couple of years,
01:10they've been doing what I would describe as
01:12the funniest and most obtrusive product placement
01:16I have ever seen in my life.
01:18The first show I noticed this on was something
01:19that's honestly pretty hilarious in its own right.
01:21It's a series called Good Luck Have Fun,
01:24and it's about an e-sports team
01:25that has a big tournament coming up.
01:28But I guess because they didn't have the rights
01:30to any real games, they invented a new one for this.
01:33But I don't think the writers even came
01:35to a single conclusion about how this specific game
01:38is played, because most of the script
01:40is just a hodgepodge of vague gamer lingo
01:43that never sounds natural.
01:44I'm an orc barbarian main.
01:45I play mid.
01:46Elle's a mid too, except she's a slayer.
01:48Yeah, we only need one mid.
01:49Talk chick.
01:50Kite in, kite in.
01:50I got her one shot.
01:51One shot.
01:52I got a warlock pushing up.
01:53Give me heals.
01:54This lock is cracked.
01:55Using my AOE for some DPS.
01:58They're smurfing.
01:59They're griefing.
02:00This dude's cranking 90s.
02:02Like I didn't just pull aggro.
02:03I love when shows write about video games
02:07and it's clear they just tried to shoehorn in
02:09as much terminology as they could.
02:11What did they do to you?
02:15They leveled up.
02:15This old episode of Law and Order is a work of art.
02:18In the beginning, Ice-T hates campers.
02:21Get him!
02:22Damn campers.
02:23That's a camper.
02:24They're all pieces of crap.
02:25But in the end, he wins by camping.
02:28You camping back there?
02:29Bad form, but effective.
02:30Talk about character growth.
02:32Also, any guesses as to who the villain in this episode is?
02:36Not like you're shooting a video game, huh?
02:37Actually, it's exactly the same.
02:40Yeah, it's Logan Paul.
02:42Don't talk, officer!
02:46Prepare to be slaughtered.
02:48I've made a severe...
02:48Now for the most part, Good Luck, Have Fun
02:50is just your standard brat show.
02:52A bunch of 21-year-olds pretending to be 15-year-olds
02:55saying dialogue written by 40-year-olds.
02:58So there's a lot of silly drama.
02:59Jane likes Tyler,
03:01but she keeps embarrassing herself in front of him.
03:03I'm not like stalking you or anything.
03:05Oh, okay.
03:09But lucky for her, he doesn't mind,
03:11as long as she's not like a gamer or anything.
03:13No, I'm genuinely interested in getting to know you.
03:17We used to be on the same e-sports team until...
03:19You do e-sports?
03:21I used to before I realized it was stupid
03:23to care about stuff that wasn't real sports.
03:25Oh, okay, good.
03:26For a second, I thought you were a fucking dweeb.
03:28I love when Tyler and his stepbrother, Brandon,
03:31have this very heated exchange.
03:34Hey.
03:34Who was your friend yesterday?
03:35Jane.
03:36She's pretty.
03:37Way too pretty to be hanging out with you.
03:39Yeah, I don't think you're her type, man.
03:41She likes guys who actually have a brain.
03:46Are they gonna kiss?
03:47You jealous or something?
03:48He looked down at his lips.
03:50He wants to.
03:52So he has to go blow off steam with his basketball
03:54that has tape over the brand name.
03:56But that's kind of the underlying theme of the show.
03:58Nobody's living their truth.
03:59Jane doesn't want Tyler to know she plays video games,
04:02and Eleanor doesn't want anyone
04:04to know that she's a lesbian.
04:05Two problems that are portrayed
04:07as equally difficult to deal with.
04:09I really like you, Jane.
04:10There's so much you don't know about me.
04:12Like what?
04:13Are you an ex-murderer?
04:15Worse.
04:16I'm a gamer.
04:18Worse than ex-murderer?
04:20Is there anything else I should know?
04:24I'm actually really good at basketball.
04:27Wow.
04:27Also, I changed how I dress for you.
04:29Wow.
04:30Also, sometimes I'll tell people I'm on my way,
04:33even though I haven't left my house yet.
04:35Wow.
04:35I already told you, Jane, I don't like liars.
04:39Fuck!
04:40I blew it.
04:41Real life has real consequences,
04:43unlike those games you two play so much.
04:45Oh, now I get it.
04:46They really try to have it both ways in this show,
04:48where playing Totem Snatchers
04:50is the most degenerate thing someone can do,
04:53but also everybody in this town,
04:56except for Tyler, is good enough to play it professionally.
05:00So it kind of seems like he's the problem.
05:02It's also really funny to me
05:03that they try to use the classic bully trope with this girl,
05:06even though it's in the context
05:08of what is essentially League of Legends.
05:10Like every time they lose,
05:11Mia comes over and taunts them with random gamer words.
05:15Oh, what's wrong, noobs?
05:17Did I debuff your pug, champ?
05:19So anyway, that's the show in a nutshell.
05:21Pretty normal stuff for about three and a half episodes.
05:25And then out of absolutely nowhere, this happens.
05:29I don't like it.
05:30I don't like it one bit.
05:31We need to be focused on the tournament
05:32and everyone's too busy being in love.
05:34It's a mess, I tell you.
05:36A mess.
05:40Freaking out?
05:41Maybe you just need a Snickers.
05:43And then they just kind of watch her chew on it
05:45until she calms down.
05:51Well, shit, that was incredibly jarring and unexpected.
05:55Back to the show, I guess.
05:56Go, go, go, go, go.
05:57Guiding, guiding.
05:58One shot, one shot, one shot.
05:59I got ganked.
06:00Nice, they're gaming again.
06:01I love that.
06:03Oh, no.
06:04Oh, no.
06:07Oh, no.
06:12I guess this scene itself wasn't enough,
06:14so they had to throw in some giant text on the screen too.
06:17Very subtle.
06:18It almost snuck right past me.
06:19I would love to know what's written into their contract
06:22because every time they do one of these,
06:23they just stand there silently chewing for like 10 seconds.
06:27Do you think there was a more subtle version
06:28of this at some point,
06:29but Snickers came back and demanded
06:31it became more integral to the plot?
06:33You're not feeling like yourself.
06:34Maybe you just need a Snickers.
06:37At this point, I was pretty intrigued
06:39by the current state of Brat TV.
06:41And I wanted to see how often they were doing
06:43these ad breaks in the middle of scenes.
06:46So I started watching another show called Two Christmases.
06:49And it's a really touching miniseries
06:51about parents going through a divorce
06:53and the effect that has on their children
06:55who have to adjust to this new life
06:57and all the complications that come with it.
06:59And, um, sorry, I got distracted.
07:03Oh, yeah.
07:04It's a beautiful show about how even a day
07:06as joyful as Christmas can be filled with stress
07:09and frustration when you're going through
07:11such a big life change.
07:14Are they gonna do this the whole time?
07:15♪♪
07:19Yeah, no, it does seem like they're gonna be doing that
07:21the whole time.
07:22Dude, I thought the Snickers show was bad.
07:23This entire series is built around
07:26how much gum this family chews.
07:29Heading out the door, can't forget my gum.
07:31Having any conversation, gotta pull out my gum.
07:35About to drink hot chocolate,
07:37better put some gum in my mouth first.
07:39Because that's what I do before I eat and drink.
07:41It makes everything taste better
07:43and sometimes I accidentally swallow it.
07:45♪♪
07:48I had no idea how common
07:51this extremely conspicuous product placement had become.
07:55It's in almost every series from the past few years.
07:58These poor actors have to just keep doing commercials
08:02in the middle of dramatic performances.
08:05And it's so funny to me every time.
08:06I couldn't get through the day without Starburst.
08:09How are they so good?
08:10The human brain finds sweet foods
08:12such as berries, it's pleasurable.
08:14There's one season of the Chicken Girls
08:15that's presented by the Little Mermaid movie
08:18and I was so excited for this one.
08:20It's such a serious show for some reason.
08:23Congratulations.
08:24♪♪
08:31Like unbelievably serious.
08:33You think we still have a chance at States?
08:36With Xander gone?
08:37I just know he's gonna make a full recovery.
08:40He has to.
08:42I'm not so sure about that.
08:43What did they do to Xander?
08:45So because of the tone,
08:46I was fully expecting a scene like this.
08:49Hey, could I talk to you about something?
08:52Just one second.
08:53I'm almost done watching the trailer
08:54for the new Little Mermaid movie.
08:56It's a live action modern spin
08:58on the animated Disney classic
08:59starring Halle Bailey and Melissa McCarthy.
09:01I think I'm gonna pre-order my tickets on the Fandango app
09:04so I can make sure I get good seats on opening night,
09:07May 8th.
09:10Now, what was it you wanted to talk about?
09:11My grandma died.
09:12But that didn't happen.
09:14They just did a pre-roll ad like cowards.
09:17But I did skip around some of these episodes
09:19and I gotta say, I love this line.
09:21Unless you have an empty house lying around,
09:23this is my best option for now.
09:25I think I might have something for you.
09:27My mom's a realtor.
09:28Oh my gosh, of course.
09:29I'm not exactly the kind of prospective buyer
09:32she's looking for.
09:33Who said you have to buy a house to live in it?
09:36The government?
09:38I don't know.
09:39It's just one of those rules.
09:40Hey, could you get out of my house, please?
09:42Nope.
09:42I learned on the Chicken Girls that I don't have to.
09:44Oh, okay.
09:45Now, if you'll excuse me,
09:46I'm trying to watch the Little Mermaid.
09:48It's a live action modern spin
09:50on the animated Disney classic.
09:52I have to say though, as silly as all of this is,
09:55it's also kind of inspiring.
09:57I've done so many brand deals on this channel before
09:59and never have I integrated one so seamlessly.
10:02So I decided I wanna borrow a page
10:04from Brat's Playbook for today's sponsor and cog.
10:07See you later, Braley.
10:08Good luck on that math test.
10:09Oh, hey, McKinzington, what's wrong?
10:12I don't wanna talk about it.
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10:16Is it about a girl?
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10:22What?
10:23Data brokers are collecting my personal information
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10:30Aren't you like 16?
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11:25Hey, can everyone settle down, please?
11:26All right, class has started.
11:30We're gonna be watching a movie today.
11:32There's also a season of the chicken girls
11:33where they keep going to this cafe
11:35and ordering cinnamon toast crunch
11:37as one does at a restaurant.
11:39What do you think an order?
11:40Yeah, sorry.
11:42I'm kind of craving-
11:42How about cinnamon toast crunch?
11:44♪ Cause it never gets easy. ♪
11:45But I guess because just eating the cereal wasn't enough,
11:48they had to turn it into its own plot point
11:51where this girl can see the future in the cinnamon dust.
11:56When your cinnamon toast crunch and milk mixed together,
11:59you stare really hard.
12:02You can see the future.
12:03Why don't you go outside, kid?
12:04They also did a game with cinnamon toast crunch
12:07called sip or spill,
12:08which historically is done with alcohol.
12:11Like you either have to answer this personal question
12:13or you got to take a shot.
12:15Only in this one, instead of drinking,
12:17he just had to have one bite of cereal.
12:20So there aren't exactly like crazy stakes here,
12:23but man, he is gonna be so full after this
12:26cause these are some hard hitting questions.
12:28What's your favorite part of cinnamon toast crunch?
12:31I get this question a lot.
12:32You do?
12:33I love the comments that are like so close
12:36to catching on to the fact
12:37that this entire thing is just an ad.
12:40It's less him and more cereal.
12:43Why is that?
12:45Kind of makes you wonder
12:45if they should even be allowed to do ads like these
12:48if their target audience is not old enough to comprehend
12:51that they're being advertised to.
12:52But that's not up to me to decide.
12:54I just want to laugh at how stupid this all is.
12:55And if you can believe it,
12:56everything I've shown you so far
12:58is still just the tip of the iceberg.
13:00And as much fun as I'm having so far,
13:01just the two of us,
13:02I thought it would be a little bit more fun
13:04to bring in my friend Danny to show you guys the rest.
13:06Hello, Danny.
13:07Thanks for coming to my channel.
13:09I'm excited to be here.
13:10Have you heard of the YouTube channel, Bratt TV?
13:13This isn't like the YouTube channel
13:14that had those like TikTok stars.
13:16It is.
13:17Have you done a video about this channel before?
13:18Yeah, I'm doing another one.
13:19Okay, okay, then I have.
13:20But specifically, Bratt has been putting these
13:23hilarious, conspicuous product placement ads
13:27within their shows.
13:28And so I came up with a little game for you
13:30where I'm gonna show you the beginning of a scene
13:32and you have to guess what the product is
13:35that they're about to advertise.
13:36Ooh, okay.
13:37I think it's gonna be a lot of fun and good luck.
13:40I love it.
13:40He loves it.
13:41This is all the validation Drew needed for this video idea.
13:44Whoa, girl, that is amazing.
13:47Are those choreography ideas?
13:48Yeah, I've always wanted to be on Varsity
13:50and I think these are giving me a leg up next year.
13:52How can you even focus in here?
13:54It's so loud.
13:59All right, she said, it's so loud.
14:02How can you focus?
14:03What's she pulling out that bag?
14:05Maybe she's gonna pull out noise canceling headphones.
14:08That's a good guess.
14:09I played this with Amanda.
14:10She said the same exact thing.
14:11Really?
14:12Okay, yeah, I guess great minds think alike.
14:14Don't say that about my wife.
14:15Think nothing like her.
14:17I said she had a great mind.
14:18Keep that to yourself, man.
14:19Are you jealous because you thought of something else
14:21and now you're worried that her mind
14:22and mine are more great than yours?
14:24Yeah, I thought she was gonna pull out like a sword.
14:27How can you focus in here?
14:29Okay, is that your answer?
14:30You can lock that in.
14:31It could also be some kind of caffeinated beverage.
14:34How can you focus?
14:35What is that energy drink?
14:36Celsius or something, yeah.
14:38Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's pulling out a Celsius.
14:40Those are great guesses.
14:41I'll let you have both of those guesses
14:42because they're both wrong.
14:44Extra refreshers.
14:45It's my go-to hack when I chew away distractions around me
14:48to try and focus.
14:50Mm, minty fresh and mighty focused.
14:52Minty fresh and mighty focused.
14:54It works that fast?
14:56Yeah, as soon as you put it in your mouth,
14:57all distractions are out
14:59and you can only hear yourself chewing.
15:01She can't even see the other girl anymore.
15:03Her nose is bleeding.
15:04She's like, what the fuck happened?
15:06All right, well, that's the first one.
15:07Good job, you have, well, not good job.
15:09You had zero points.
15:11Bad job.
15:12Well, you don't need to say it so mean.
15:13It sounds like you're mad at yourself for saying good job
15:15and you're taking it out on me.
15:16That's mostly what it is.
15:17I want you to lose
15:18because we're competing against each other.
15:20I didn't know that.
15:21And I'm winning so far.
15:22You put this together.
15:23Danny, if you want to win, make your own competition.
15:25This is my channel.
15:27I have a thousand points.
15:28Okay, well, I've got a pretty good strategy
15:30for next time then.
15:31I'm just gonna ask you to say your guess first
15:33and then I'm just gonna go with your guess.
15:35All right, you've outsmarted me yet again.
15:37This next one, they're in a coffee shop.
15:39Oh, there's one thing I forgot.
15:42These are a fan favorite among the customers.
15:45So always make sure the display is full.
15:47All right, Danny, full of what?
15:52Probably not like coffee beans or something.
15:55That wouldn't really make a lot of sense.
15:57No, I don't think coffee is trying to advertise
15:58on the Brad channel.
15:59And what was your guess again?
16:00My guess was the sword again.
16:02I guess sword every time.
16:04I don't get any points for the questions.
16:05I get them all wrong.
16:06I came into the game with a thousand points
16:08and you only get one point per question.
16:10Right.
16:10And what was your guess again?
16:11I think it's gotta be some big name brand
16:13since the last one was extra,
16:15which is a very popular gum brand.
16:17I'm gonna say Doritos.
16:18That's a very good guess.
16:19Let's see.
16:20Can't keep people from their Takis.
16:21I love these Takis intense natural roll chips.
16:23They're not hot and insanely cheesy.
16:27That was a good guess.
16:28Doritos, very good guess.
16:29I'm gonna give you half a point for that.
16:30Oh, sick.
16:31I'm gonna catch up to you in no time.
16:33How many questions are there?
16:34Did you say like two or 3000?
16:35There's exactly 2001 questions.
16:38And if you keep getting half a point, we can tie.
16:42SOS, let me guess.
16:44You forgot to get Bella birthday present.
16:46What am I gonna do?
16:47Well, what's the one thing she loves the most?
16:49Me?
16:50Good try, but I'm talking about.
16:53What's she talking about?
16:54So is this his girlfriend or something?
16:56Yeah, I think it's his girlfriend's birthday.
16:58He forgot to buy her a gift.
17:00So he goes to the empty classroom
17:01where this girl's just like on her laptop.
17:03She has a gift basket prepared.
17:05What is in the gift basket?
17:06What would she really like?
17:08I'm gonna guess degree brand deodorant.
17:11Weirdly, a very good guess again.
17:13You're like getting so close.
17:15I'm talking about Eos.
17:16This vanilla cashmere body lotion is her favorite.
17:18Kind of like degree deodorant,
17:20but it's actually Eos vanilla cashmere body lotion,
17:23which the judges would have only accepted
17:25if you said in its entirety,
17:26even if you just said Eos lotion.
17:28I would have had to know the exact flavor.
17:29In fact, maybe even the SKU number.
17:31Yeah.
17:32The judges would have accepted the SKU.
17:33Well, they're looking up the answer from the SKU number.
17:35Like I have it written down as a SKU
17:36and then they're like body lotion.
17:38Yeah, got it.
17:39Damn, still no points except for that half point.
17:41Have we looked in the basket and seen,
17:43is there any native deodorant in there?
17:45It could be underneath the Eos vanilla.
17:47If there's native deodorant in there,
17:48you don't get any fucking points for that.
17:50You said degree.
17:50Oh, fuck.
17:51I can't even remember what I said.
17:53Oh, it feels so soft.
17:57It smells delicious.
17:58I think I like it because of the intense cheesy flavor.
18:01We need to be focused on the tournament
18:02and everyone's too busy being in love.
18:04It's a mess, I tell you.
18:05A mess.
18:12All right, this is a two-part question.
18:14What product is he gonna give her?
18:16And number two, what he will say when he gives it to her.
18:18Well, she's saying it's a mess, it's a mess.
18:20So I thought with that sly, clever little look,
18:23he was gonna pull out some Mountie paper towels
18:26and say, oh, maybe we should clean it up.
18:28And then he starts wiping her.
18:29No.
18:30But that's not my guess, that's not my guess.
18:30Okay.
18:31That was just a little joke.
18:32Jeez.
18:33My real guess is she needs to calm down.
18:36He's gonna give her a Nintendo Switch with Minecraft on it.
18:41Okay.
18:42You need to unwind.
18:43In the Minecraft world, you can place blocks and find gems.
18:47In Minecraft, for Nintendo Switch.
18:50Only for Nintendo Switch.
18:51Freaking out?
18:52Maybe you just need a Snickers.
18:53That one, I should've seen that coming.
18:57Wait, how quickly did she unwrap that thing?
18:59How did she do that?
19:00It's like fully closed.
19:01She just ripped the top right off.
19:05And what do you think that show's about?
19:06Is this all from the same show?
19:07No, these are all different shows.
19:08Oh, okay.
19:09That show is about high school.
19:14Right?
19:15It's a pretty general guess, but I can't say you're wrong.
19:18It's about a specific team that they're a part of.
19:21And is this, well, I get a correct point if I-
19:24I'll give you 500 points if you get it, yeah.
19:26I think they're on the chess team.
19:27No, the e-sports team.
19:28E-sports, really?
19:29Yeah, they play Totem Snatchers.
19:31Well, hey, I got it right in the sense
19:33that they're a bunch of nerds.
19:34True that.
19:35Okay, you get 300 points then.
19:36What do you keep looking at?
19:37Sundae's gonna be so proud of me.
19:38She's following along down there.
19:39So she-
19:40Oh, you can't see her.
19:41Oh, you can't.
19:44Oh, she didn't have a desk that's in the way.
19:46She's down there, man.
19:47Trust me.
19:48So this one-
19:49I'm not gonna show you the clip first.
19:50I'm just gonna describe what the show is
19:53because they do a cut to a wide shot.
19:55That's so funny.
19:56I want you to see the whole scene in one go.
19:58It's a show about witches at a camp, I think.
20:01To be honest, I did not watch very much of this one.
20:03So just try to think of a product
20:05that would be integrated seamlessly
20:07in a show about like magic.
20:10Maybe like candy, like pixie sticks.
20:12Pixie sticks.
20:13Kind of a, you know, magical food.
20:16That's a pretty good guess.
20:17I'm not gonna let you guess again
20:18because it's funny how close you're getting every time.
20:21You're so adjacent to the answer every time.
20:23She is a light witch,
20:24but her magic is somehow linked to the underworld.
20:31She's a beacon for dark forces.
20:34Meaning?
20:35Meaning?
20:36They don't talk about the starburst, they're just there.
20:38If you're a good little witch,
20:39you better eat your starburst.
20:41Otherwise you're an evil witch
20:42and you're somehow linked to the underworld.
20:43Yeah, if you eat pixie sticks, you're an evil witch.
20:46And I've known that all my life.
20:46I would never touch a pixie sticks because I'm not evil.
20:49I would never touch a pixie stick.
20:50Shit, I mean, I didn't say that.
20:52That chaos demon was only the beginning.
20:56Starburst, unexplainable.
20:58Okay, so to recap, so far you have 301 points.
21:03You got two half points
21:05and then I gave you 300 for something.
21:07I don't remember what it was.
21:08Cause I guessed that they were involved
21:10in some kind of nerdy extracurricular.
21:12Yeah, cause you called them dweebs and I liked that.
21:14Cause we're both Joss.
21:14So this one, I'm going to spoil.
21:16It is, it's starbursts again.
21:18So the question isn't.
21:19Starbursts.
21:20I think I get a point for that.
21:2110 points for that.
21:22But the question is not what brand it is.
21:24Starbursts.
21:25The question is, how is she going
21:27to distribute the starbursts?
21:29We're allowed to have snacks in here, right?
21:31Only if there's enough to go around.
21:35Okay.
21:43How will she give everybody starbursts?
21:46Because there's only four starbursts
21:48but there's eight people in the class.
21:50Is this the show about witches?
21:52No, this is a show about a girl who built a robot
21:57that looks like a human boy, but the boy talks like a robot
22:01and the whole show is about him trying
22:03to convince everyone he's a human.
22:05And it's sponsored by starbursts.
22:06Maybe she's going to use the robot boy
22:09and he's going to have,
22:09does he have like inspector gadget type?
22:11Yeah, he snips it up.
22:12He tosses them around the room.
22:13Everybody catches it in their mouth.
22:15I think she's going to use science.
22:16Can I say that?
22:17Is that a vague enough answer?
22:18That's a perfectly vague answer.
22:19And to be honest, a correct answer.
22:22That's another 200 points.
22:35Should be enough juice in these starbursts
22:37for the whole school.
22:38She just squeezed the starbursts
22:40and there's that much juice in them?
22:41And all the kids line up with cups to drink the juice.
22:46Oh, wow.
22:47There's even like a title card.
22:48So the thing with this one is the starburst
22:50is like written into the plot.
22:52They're doing this thing where everybody eats starbursts
22:55and they like read their mind.
22:56That's like part of the show.
22:57They go into their minds and they're just thinking
22:59like, juicy, so much juice.
23:02That is literally what they're drinking, yeah.
23:04I think it's just like,
23:05how do we say things about this product?
23:08How do we get our talking points out in the show?
23:10Well, everyone could just be thinking
23:11how freaking juicy and delicious they are.
23:13Wow, this starburst is so juicy.
23:15You got to see, they did this one kid so dirty.
23:18Listen to what the teacher's thoughts sound like
23:21and then compare that to what these kids'
23:23thoughts sound like.
23:24Makes you think of Halloween time, fall air,
23:27Chad and I stealing starbursts from the kids'
23:29Halloween stash when they went to bed.
23:31So pretty normal, just like thinking about starbursts.
23:33And this is what this dumb little boy is thinking.
23:36Candy's good, starbursts are so good.
23:40Makes me happy.
23:41Yes, yes, tummy feeling nice.
23:44Yes, yes, tummy feeling nice.
23:47I just, it felt a little fucked up
23:49because there's another girl they do it too
23:50and she's just like,
23:51I bet kissing Trey would be juicy too.
23:53And then he's just like, candy tasty.
23:55Yes, yes.
23:56Yeah, it seems like it's just a starburst show
23:59that happens to have a B plot going on about a robot.
24:02And I'm going to be honest, like it kind of is working.
24:04I might actually go buy starbursts after this.
24:07I want the juice, I want the flavor.
24:09I want something that tastes so good
24:11that I can't even think coherent thoughts anymore.
24:13Chewy juice and mighty focus.
24:15I also want to show you the way this guy talks
24:19because he's a robot.
24:20I think I desire to kiss her back.
24:22Wait, what?
24:23Trey, you can't kiss Kimmy.
24:25Why did you give me lips then?
24:26What is the point in attempting human consciousness
24:29if I cannot experience love?
24:31She brought him to life and he's just like,
24:33yeah, but what is the point?
24:34I also liked that he's trying to convince people
24:36he's a human, but then he's like,
24:38you should have made me with no lips.
24:40People would look at me and say, that's a regular guy.
24:42So I think you got 200 points for that?
24:45Yeah, I think you said 200,000.
24:47Okay.
24:48Probably not a very tight race anymore
24:49because I still have just the thousand that I came in with.
24:51I haven't gotten any more.
24:52Yeah, but you know, it's anyone's race at this point.
24:55I'm sure you can still get points.
24:57Yeah.
24:57If you come up with a really cool idea or something,
24:59I would reward you points for that.
25:02That's very nice of you.
25:03And they come from your point?
25:04I had some points that I was hiding at the beginning
25:07that you didn't know about.
25:07So they'll come from my secret stash.
25:09Okay, and how many are there?
25:10I'm not gonna tell you.
25:11I don't really have a game for this last one.
25:13I kind of just want to show you this whole episode in full.
25:16I guess I'll have you guess what the product is,
25:18but it's gonna be pretty obvious within like the first shot.
25:20So anytime you want to guess, feel free to.
25:22You can save your guess for later,
25:24for when you're more sure,
25:25or if you want to just jump the gun and guess right away.
25:29Legos.
25:31Yep, it's Lego Mario.
25:32Well, that is pretty impressive when you think about it,
25:34because Mario was not shown on the screen, right?
25:36It was only Princess Peach.
25:37My dumb ass would have said Lego Princess Peach.
25:39I'd lose a thousand points for that.
25:40I'd have zero points right now.
25:41So luckily I didn't say that.
25:43All right, everyone, 45 minutes left, 45 minutes left.
25:46So going with the theme of the other one,
25:48pretty much every Brad show is about a competitive team
25:52that's like hyper-specific to one activity.
25:54This show is about a Lego Mario building competition.
25:58Looking good.
26:00Want for one more?
26:01What are you doing here?
26:02Coming to help my girls out.
26:03Look who it is.
26:04Can you not see we're in the middle of something right now?
26:06Can you see how fucking busy we are?
26:08Two coaches are better than one.
26:09Yeah, but is that even allowed?
26:10I mean, we're already pushing it with you on.
26:11That didn't make me want to play Lego Mario.
26:14That made it seem really stressful to play with Lego Mario.
26:17We're here for moral support.
26:18Can't you see I'm fucking busy?
26:20This is the most important day of my life with Lego Mario.
26:2325 minutes left.
26:26What are you doing?
26:28We don't have time to just stand around.
26:3025 minutes left.
26:31How much did they start with?
26:32I think he said 45 minutes left,
26:34but they had pretty much built everything.
26:3620 minutes later, it's exactly the same.
26:38I know, but I'm just trying to figure out
26:39if we should put Iggy's keep before
26:41or after Biggerton Rollercoaster.
26:42After, you get triple the coins.
26:44Stop talking and help me figure this out.
26:46Help me figure this out.
26:48I don't get it.
26:49Who the fuck is Mario?
26:51They mentioned at one point, this is the varsity team.
26:53I love the implication that there's another lesser division
26:57of Lego Mario building.
26:59Yeah, they can't even figure out
27:00how to get the Legos to stick together.
27:02They can't stack them right.
27:03They're choking on them.
27:04Seven, six, five.
27:05Hurry, put it in there.
27:06So there was 45 minutes left.
27:08There was 25 minutes left.
27:09Now there's five seconds left.
27:11And there's this ominous echoing voice counting down.
27:14Blasting from the PA system.
27:16Time's up.
27:17All teams, please put down your sets.
27:21Zero points, no Mario.
27:22They didn't even try.
27:23They didn't even fucking build anything.
27:30Is the point system just a thumbs up
27:34or a shake of the head from the judge?
27:36A little smile.
27:37That's kind of in between.
27:37That's like five coins.
27:39I guess you did a good job.
27:41I don't know about the decisions in my life
27:43that have led me to be judging a Lego Mario competition,
27:45but good job, I guess.
27:47I'm not a teacher here.
27:48I don't even have kids that go to this school.
27:49I just sort of got roped into this.
27:51Time for the runs.
27:52Each team member will have 60 seconds to run their level
27:55and the team with the most coins wins.
27:58Here they come!
28:06Kill that thing.
28:09Come on, Simone.
28:10You have 20 seconds.
28:11You can do this.
28:1220 seconds to do what?
28:14I can't do it.
28:15I can't.
28:16I'm folding under the pressure of just like.
28:19What's going on?
28:20I don't know.
28:21I must be doing it wrong.
28:21Doing what wrong?
28:22Keep going.
28:23I can tell you one thing.
28:24They're doing a great job of making this look fun, man.
28:26Everyone's having fun in this scene.
28:27Screaming about the time limit.
28:28Yeah, I definitely understand the objective
28:31and what it is you do with the Lego Mario.
28:33He's got to get coins,
28:34which he does by killing everyone else
28:37and stomping on their corpse.
28:38I'll tell you one way you can make me care about this.
28:40Juicy Mario.
28:41Juicy Mario.
28:42Juicy Mario.
28:43Juicy Mario.
28:44Juicy Mario.
28:45Juicy Mario.
28:45Juicy Mario.
28:46Juicy Mario.
28:47Juicy Mario.
28:49I want to see how much juice is in that guy.
28:50I bet way less juice than Starburst.
28:56They're not even doing it fast either.
28:59Over 260 coins?
29:01Please put down your set and await your score.
29:04Sorry guys.
29:05I don't know what happened.
29:06It's okay.
29:07You were pretty good for a beginner.
29:08No, she wasn't.
29:09No, she.
29:10She could have done way better than that.
29:11Yeah, you could have done better.
29:12You don't even know how the game works.
29:13You know, it's easy to watch from afar and judge,
29:15but you don't know the pressure they feel in that room.
29:18Stadium full of people watching them.
29:20Teacher walking around.
29:22Barely gives a shit.
29:23And I have a feeling that this means more to them
29:25than just the score.
29:26You know, there's friendships at stake on the line.
29:29Yeah, no, there's none of that.
29:30This show is just about Lego Mario.
29:31They don't, they're not like friends.
29:33It's not about like friendship or anything.
29:34They don't even know each other.
29:35They don't know each other.
29:36It's just about mash and peach.
29:38What was that?
29:39What was what?
29:41You were about to win, but then you didn't.
29:43I just felt like you guys deserved it more.
29:45I guess she threw the competition.
29:46Yeah, that sounds like something a loser would say
29:48to make themselves feel better about losing.
29:50I love also, did you hear how excited he sounds
29:52to announce the winner?
29:53With the coins from each team tallied, we have a winner.
29:56Team Toad.
29:57Oh, Team Toad.
30:00What do you say to a friendly run?
30:01Just for fun?
30:03Yeah, you thought that the competition being over
30:06would mean no more Lego Mario,
30:07but now they just do it for fun.
30:09And they're gonna put them together?
30:10That's gonna be double the coins.
30:12So maybe the lesson they're learning
30:13is that Lego Mario is not about how many coins you can get
30:17for that stinky old judge.
30:18It's just about having,
30:21it's about how many coins you can get
30:22when you just put the two together.
30:23Yeah, it's not a show about like friendship
30:26and growth through adversity.
30:28It's just about, if we put all our Legos together,
30:31we can get so many coins.
30:33What's this thing?
30:35I don't know.
30:35I don't know.
30:36I don't know.
30:37I don't know.
30:38I don't know.
30:39I don't know.
30:40I don't know.
30:40I don't know.
30:41I don't know.
30:42I don't know.
30:43What's this now?
30:44In loving memory to Shane what the Koopas did to them.
30:48I guess we'll tally up the total now.
30:50And what was your secret stash?
30:52Oh, that's right.
30:52Let me check.
30:53I had it right here.
30:55So I have one billion secret points in this stash.
30:59And how many do I get?
31:01You can have 10, 20.
31:04I'll give you 20.
31:04All right.
31:05Thanks, Danny.
31:06Yeah, thanks for having me.
31:07I've been meaning to watch this channel for a while,
31:10but I was worried because I didn't want to have to skip
31:12through all the story just to get to the good parts.
31:14So thank you for just taking the time to edit those out
31:16for me so I could only see the cool, the good parts.
31:18Gotcha.
31:19Yeah.
31:20I thought you were talking about my channel
31:21and I thought you were saying finally I can skip
31:23to the good parts, which is the parts you're in.
31:26Yeah.
31:27You do a lot of collabs with this other YouTuber
31:28that I watched, Danny.
31:29So I was just waiting for you to do that.
31:31And now it's really cool seeing him like right there.
31:34You must be starstruck getting to see your favorite
31:36YouTuber, Danny Gonzalez.
31:37That's one word for it.
31:39You got a boner.
31:39That's another word for it.
31:40Okay.
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