00:00What's that, it's got high speed certified USB, high speed.
00:15This cable doesn't fit.
00:16What is wrong with Windows XP, it ain't even working.
00:22You reset, it's not resetting.
00:29And it's not turning off either.
00:31Hmm, never had a computer that don't respond.
00:35I've been polishing it daily, I don't know why it's not working.
00:43Super security.
00:46Those PC speakers making some sound.
00:51Where's the bass?
00:53What's wrong with those discs?
00:56That thing just exploded.
01:02What's wrong with you computer?
01:04Do something.
01:07Sit back up there tandy dandy.
01:18Come on.
01:30Oh, booming power.
01:34Powered speakers.
01:40Fancy.
01:43Fancy circuit board parts in there.
01:50China Deluxe thing's not working.
01:53Don't have an extra outlet for it.
01:55Oh, mouse.
01:57Mouse make it work?
01:59This computer doesn't work.
02:01What am I going to do, unplug it to reset it?
02:04Let's try now.
02:09VGA, no signal input.
02:11What if I just break it?
02:13Oh no, it still works.
02:16It's got the Intel inside, which I'm going to get to here in a minute.
02:27Stupid wires going everywhere.
02:34Tearing everything up.
02:37No keyboard was found.
02:38Power down.
02:39Check the keyboard connections.
02:40Consult the troubleshooting section of your user's manual if there's a problem.
02:44I can't read that fast.
02:45You think I'm a computer?
02:48Man, they're longer.
02:51Press F11 to start recovery.
02:52Well, I don't have a keyboard.
02:54We apologize for the inconvenience, but Windows does not start successfully.
02:58A recent hard drive or software change might have caused this.
03:00Blah, blah, blah.
03:01I'm going to probably whip it off before I even read it.
03:04Oh, it's a hard drive problem?
03:06Let's see if we can fix it.
03:12What is the problem?
03:26Why is it staying blank?
03:29Well, there is a hard drive issue.
03:33I don't know if you can see that or not, I guess.
03:37So we can see the status, but we've got to keep the screen going.
03:42The slave cable.
03:45Slave and master.
03:47They're all one.
03:48What's that supposed to mean?
03:50Is this an extra cable connected to nothing?
03:55Yeah, that's definitely a hard drive issue.
03:58I don't know which one it is.
03:59There's two of them in there.
04:02Oh, now it started.
04:04Did that fix it?
04:06Well, it's still clicking now.
04:10Windows is starting up.
04:11Oh, so it's successful now?
04:15I'm getting tired of waiting.
04:16It's making the video so long.
04:18Man, this thing's got its high-speed dial-up mode on it.
04:23Gosh, you could really be looking at all kinds of things on the Internet
04:26with rip-roaring speed at that thing.
04:31Well, this Windows thing ain't starting up.
04:33It needs to be repaired.
04:36It's still clicking.
04:38Oh, there we go.
04:40Problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down
04:44to prevent damage to your computer.
04:46Well, it's too late because I already damaged it.
04:48A processor thread crucial to system operation
04:51has unexpectedly exited or been smashed by a golf club.
04:56If this is your first time, you've seen this.
04:59Stop error screen. Restart your computer.
05:01If this screen appears again, follow these steps.
05:04Check to make sure any new hardware or software is properly installed.
05:08If this is a new installation, ask your hardware or software manufacturer
05:12for any Windows updates you might need.
05:15If problems continue, disable or remove any newly installed hardware or software.
05:20Disable BIOS memory options such as catching or caching,
05:25I don't know which it is,
05:27foreshadowing if you need to use safe mode or remove, blah, blah, blah, blah.
05:32It just goes on and on and on.
05:34Beginning dump of physical memory.
05:36Dump. Let's dump it out.
05:40What happened to all those cables?
05:43Oh, no.
05:46Critical error.
05:48The computer's on, but it's not working.
05:50This hardware cable's a perfect master and slave.
05:54Perfect condition.
05:56I'm going to turn it on.
05:57It said to restart it.
05:59The light's staying on.
06:01I don't know if you can see that or not, I guess.
06:03I'm going to reset.
06:05The light's still on.
06:07Okay, that went off.
06:10Okay.
06:11Power it up.
06:12There we go.
06:15The hard drive sounds good now.
06:19Nice and quiet.
06:25Is it going to successfully load up?
06:27I heard it beep.
06:35The CD-DVD drive was not found.
06:38Consult the troubleshooting section of your user's manual.
06:41Well, I already troubleshooted that.
06:42It wouldn't give me the disk back, so I booted it up.
06:45Boot agent version and boot agent TXE base code.
06:51Boot media test failure.
06:52Exiting Intel boot agent.
06:54What's with this boot, this boot, that?
06:56There's no boots in this computer.
07:02Or insert boot media in selected boot device.
07:05There's no stupid boots.
07:07Will you shut up?
07:08There's nothing in there.
07:09This is a new high-speed USB hookup, I think.
07:14Speaker inputs and microphone or something.
07:18Yeah, it's indestructible.
07:21Does it really have to be that tough and indestructible just to plug a cord into it?
07:29You can't really break it with a golf club.
07:32Oh, no.
07:34Glitched computer.
07:37We've got the terminal error, whatever that is.
07:42Man, USB is a piece of iron.
07:45You can't hurt it.
07:47Why is this thing not powering up?
07:49The memory is good.
07:50The processor is good.
07:51Oh, not restarted.
07:57It's beefed again.
08:00Gosh, that grinding is getting annoying.
08:03Quiet it down.
08:05I'm the master of the hard drive, so you better keep working.
08:17Quieted it down.
08:19Man, master cable really got damaged.
08:23Some golden pins fell out.
08:28It's quieter, but this fan is unsatisfactorily noisy.
08:38Was it that fan that was noisy?
08:40Maybe it's not.
08:41Something else is noisy.
08:43Oh, it's that one.
08:47Processor fan.
08:50There.
08:54Now the computer is quiet the way I want it.
08:58Wait, the power supply fan.
08:59I can barely hear it.
09:01It's supposed to be silent.
09:05There we go.
09:07Nice and dusty.
09:10All right.
09:12Got the new truly whisper quiet computer.
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