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00:01One by blue one one eight.

00:05Weapons away.

00:08Get back 20 seconds.

00:11Where's the bomb, sausage?

00:1320 seconds.

00:22RPG incoming!

00:26Fuck, sugar!

00:28Sugar, fix him!

00:31Reloading.

00:44Oh shit.

00:46Fuck.

00:52You got eyes on him?

00:53Lost him in the smoke.

00:54Fuck.

00:56Did he pop the smoke?

00:57I don't know.

01:01Fuck.

01:08Playboy, do you copy?

01:10I see him.

01:11Stay with him.

01:30Reaper, Reaper, you there?

01:34Reaper?

01:50Reaper, you there?

01:52We're here, Playboy.

01:55Give me the status of your team.

02:01KIA.

02:06Fuck.

02:07Okay, Playboy.

02:08Let's do this by the numbers.

02:10Confirm your current grid location.

02:13Yeah.

02:23I'm headed northeast.

02:25November, Romeo, two seven six zero nine three two two.

02:28I'm, uh...

02:31I'm approximately five clicks from the evac point.

02:38I need you to scan forward 500 meters.

02:40Make sure the area is clear.

02:41Copy, Playboy.

02:42We got you.

02:43Scanning forward 500 meters.

02:45Stand by.

02:47Yeah.

02:48Area's clear.

02:50Area looks clear.

02:51You're good to move.

02:59Playboy, do you copy?

03:04Playboy?

03:18What's he doing? Is he moving?

03:20He's freaking out.

03:22You gotta calm him down.

03:25Hey, Playboy.

03:26Good news.

03:28Helicopter is inbound to the evac point.

03:30The cavalry is on the way.

03:35You gotta get your ass on the move, son.

03:42You gotta move, man. Let's go.

03:44Come on, soldier.

03:46Get up and go.

03:49Here we go.

03:50All right.

03:51You scan forward. I've got him.

03:53Scanning forward.

03:54Tell me what you see.

03:56I don't see anything.

04:27Reaper.

04:29Think I'm hearing a truck.

04:30He's right.

04:31I have contact from the west.

04:33Truck on the road, half a click.

04:37I have contact from the east.

04:39Looks like they're converging on Playboy's position.

04:41Playboy, be aware.

04:42You have converging targets east and west.

04:57How much hornets do you have left?

04:59One by hellfire.

05:00Air to ground, one-four standing by.

05:02You want those hornets airborne?

05:04Negative.

05:06Okay, Playboy.

05:07Tally eyes on target.

05:08What do you want to do?

05:09Keep eyes on him.

05:11Roger that. Standing by.

05:26Okay.

05:44Reaper, do you have eyes on hostiles?

05:46Confirmed. Hostiles from the east are armed.

05:49Are they able to leave?

05:50They've got weapons. Safe to assume.

05:57Playboy, you copy?

05:58Get a dog right now.

06:10Oh, for fuck's sake. Playboy, Playboy.

06:12K9 coming your way.

06:16You gotta be shitting me.

06:27Go, go.

06:35Fuck.

06:36Playboy, Buffalo Bill has dismounted.

06:38He's approaching your position.

06:40Looks like he's coming towards Lassie.

06:48Do not move.

06:56Playboy, Buffalo Bill is on your position.

07:00Do not move.

07:15Okay, Playboy. Looks like Lassie's going home.

07:18Buffalo Bill has remounted.

07:20Hostiles are leaving the party. Stand by.

07:43God damn it.

07:45God damn it.

07:49Playboy.

07:51Buffalo Bill and his buddy are gone. The truck is gone.

07:54You are clear tracking 500 meters to your north.

08:00There's a path up that ridge on your one o'clock.

08:14There's a path up that ridge on your one o'clock.

08:32Hey, Playboy.

08:34How you holding up?

08:40I'm all right.

08:42Where you from, man?

08:46Ohio.

08:48No shit.

08:50Me too.

08:51Brooke Park.

08:53Middleburg Heights.

08:55They're basically fucking neighbors.

08:57O-H.

09:00I-O.

09:01Hello, Buckeye.

09:05Get home much?

09:07Yeah.

09:09Yeah.

09:10Yeah, I was just there.

09:14Had to bury my father.

09:20Oh, man. It's hard to hear.

09:23Yeah, it's all right.

09:25You guys close?

09:30Yeah.

09:33Yeah, he's a good guy.

09:39Yeah.

09:47In Sweet Sixteen news, the fucking Buckeyes just shit the bed against VCU.

09:53First round.

09:55Try to depress me more?

09:56Sorry, man.

10:00Hey, you ever got up to Mama Satis on Mayfield?

10:03You kidding me?

10:05I lived at that place during high school.

10:07Fucking great.

10:09I know, right?

10:11I met my first wife there in 95.

10:15Oh, yeah?

10:16Yeah, we met in line.

10:18We both ordered a stromboli.

10:20Who the fuck ordered a stromboli?

10:22I know, right?

10:23I thought it was meant to be.

10:25And it was.

10:28Right up until it wasn't.

10:29You know?

10:31My current wife hates this shit.

10:34Is she jealous?

10:35No, man. Worse.

10:38She's vegan.

10:40Oh, man. That is worse.

10:42How do you know if someone's a vegan?

10:45How?

10:46They will tell you.

10:51You're getting really close now, man. Just keep up the pace. Good work.

11:05Good work.

11:28ETA on the Hilo?

11:30Playboy Zero-Six, this is Blackbird Two-Five. Approaching LZ from east.

11:34ETA in three mics. Over.

11:35Copy.

11:40Reaper, how's my path to the LZ?

11:42Clear.

11:43Path is clear.

11:45Time to get the hell out of Dodge, Playboy.

11:59Let's go.

12:18Thanks for the eyes, Reaper.

12:19Happy to do it.

12:21Hey, drop me a line next time you're in Vegas.

12:24I have a solid hookup for Disney on Ice.

12:27Awesome. I might pass on that.

12:30But I'm in Nellis all the time.

12:32We're here, man. Call Senkov. Raven Squadron. Eddie Grimm.

12:37Just ask for Reaper.

12:39Will do.

12:41Blackbird Two-Five, I have a visual. LZ is clear for extract.

12:46Marking position with IR.

12:47IR.

12:54Roger that, Playboy. I have your position marked.

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