00:30To complete this mission, I propose we fly at a low altitude, undetected, through a canyon,
00:44then destroy the target.
00:45All in under two and a half minutes.
00:47Questions?
00:48Yeah, this mission seems really similar to the one in Star Wars.
00:52People can fly low and shoot a small thing without it being a Star Wars.
00:55Yeah, but the text on the screen even says, Womp Rat Size Target.
00:59Take a look at the screen.
01:00Any other questions?
01:01Not about Star Wars.
01:03Why'd you kill my dad?
01:04No more questions.
01:05Do you do your own stunts?
01:06Well, maybe one more.
01:08As a matter of fact, I do.
01:09Had you not heard that?
01:10Brian, I found our costume.
01:12We're gonna be Sonny and Cher.
01:14And either one of us could be Cher.
01:15I don't care.
01:16I guess I'll be Cher.
01:17Wow, someone seems happy today.
01:19Damn right.
01:20Today's the big day.
01:21You're getting off parole?
01:23Does this mean I can finally stop giving you my pee?
01:26Not yet.
01:27Take your drugs and keep that hose flowing.
01:29Phew, what a day.
01:32I need a drink.
01:33Jack on the rocks?
01:34No, in the toilet.
01:36But I'll have that drink now.
01:38Okay.
01:39Ready for our morning introduction?
01:47Gathered together from Harvard and Yale, except the last Lady Trump appointed, are the most
01:52boring forces of good ever assembled.
01:58John Roberts.
02:05Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito.
02:15Elena Kagan.
02:20Get a visible car, bitch.
02:22Sonia Sotomayor is Aquaman in this, I guess.
02:25And the Wonder Twins, Barrett and Brown Jackson.
02:28We hate each other, though.
02:30With their space monkey, Cavanaugh.
02:32It's me, Peter.
02:36They're trying not to die until someone from their party is president.
02:40These are the Supreme Friends.
02:44This season on Alone, 12 contestants will be dropped in the wilderness.
02:48Remember, you're on camera, so don't masturbate.
02:51Remember, you're on camera, so don't masturbate.
02:53Don't masturbate.
02:54Remember, you're on camera, so don't masturbate.
02:56Remember, you're on camera, so don't masturbate.
02:58I didn't even make it to the ground.
03:00Uh, yes, hello.
03:02I would like to return my real doll.
03:05Okay, and what condition is the doll in?
03:08Um, let's say fair.
03:11Any visible marks?
03:12Some light choking.
03:14We can take the doll back if there are choke marks on it.
03:16Oh, no, no, no.
03:17The choke marks are on me.
03:19And in her defense, I did have it coming.
03:22Actually, I don't want to return the real doll.
03:24This is just part of the dance.
03:26Oh, no.
03:27I didn't realize you were there the whole time.
03:30I hope I'm not in for some light choking.
03:33Hi, I'm gay, straight, Jewish, Nazi, George Santos.
03:36And I approve this message.
03:38Which is to say, it's the worst thing that's happened to me since I died on 9-11.
03:42Good morning, night.
03:43This was written 18 months ago.
03:44New lies not included.
03:46Mommy, I had an oopsie.
03:49Ah, ah, ah, ah!
03:51Oh.
03:52Hey, get back here and do the front.
03:54Our chaperone is mom?
03:57You're lucky.
03:58My mother died last year after a long illness.
04:01You got your GoFundMe money, so shut up!
04:05Mr. Herbert, you're trick-or-treating?
04:07Oh, I use Halloween to take care of a little yearly housekeeping.
04:13Trick-or-treat.
04:14I'm a registered sex offender.
04:16Trick-or-treat.
04:17I'm a registered sex offender.
04:20Excuse me, sir.
04:21Busy, busy, busy!
04:23I'll come back.
04:25This is really great, man.
04:27Just so stiff carrying this full sack around.
04:30You know what I'm saying?
04:31Yeah, toys are getting heavy.
04:34What's your name again?
04:35Derek.
04:36Okay, I just want to know who not to ask for next time.
04:39We wrecked Joe's pumpkin.
04:40And my sneakers.
04:44Cleveland, are you?
04:45Are those Yeezys?
04:46They're cheaper now.
04:48Nugget, what are you doing here?
04:50I was in the neighborhood and thought we could Netflix and chill or peacock and...
04:54Peacock, somehow we don't have Seinfeld or friends and we can't show you the Cosby show.
04:59Crazier things have happened.
05:00Look at Pete Davidson's love life.
05:02I just text him back promptly.
05:04That's it. That's the secret.
05:07All this time I was belittling you, but you did what I wasn't willing to do for you.
05:11Protect my spouse from public ridicule when...
05:14Holy crap, we only got eight seconds left in tonight's episode.
05:17You don't have to be smart for me or serious.
05:19I married you for who you are, a good husband, blah, blah, blah, blah.
05:22And I married you because you did mouth stuff in the car that one time,
05:25but overall that's not really who you are.
05:26Didn't you go to Red Sox fantasy camp?
05:29And I swear I've seen you having a catch with Chris out on your front lawn.
05:32Yeah, that was my stunt double.
05:33He's the fat guy who dresses up like me at Comic-Con.
05:36He wants to interview me as me and I'm just like, dude, no.
05:41I'm like, dude, no.
05:42I'm like, dude, no.
05:43I'm like, dude, no.
05:44I'm like, dude, no.
05:45I'm like, dude, no.
05:46I'm like, dude, no.
05:47I'm like, dude, no.
05:48I'm like, dude, no.
05:49I'm like, dude, no.
05:50I'm like, dude, no.
05:51I'm like, dude, no.
05:52I'm like, dude, no.
05:53I'm like, dude, no.
05:54I'm like, dude, no.
05:55I'm like, dude, no.
05:56I'm like, dude, no.
05:57I'm like, dude, no.
05:58I'm like, dude, no.
05:59I'm like, dude, no.
06:00I'm like, dude, no.
06:01I'm like, dude, no.
06:02I'm like, dude, no.
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