00:00Get out!
00:01Sorry.
00:02Sorry.
00:03Sorry.
00:04Sorry.
00:05I'm sorry.
00:06Sorry.
00:07Sorry.
00:08I'm sorry.
00:09Boss?
00:11Boss?
00:30Your hat failed.
00:36Boss?
00:38I can do that, too?
00:42You're all the same. Money, money, money.
00:51Just let me bring you a quarterly report tonight.
00:58Please?
01:01Okay.
01:03Seven o'clock in my office.
01:06And wear a red lingerie. I love that color.
01:10Okay.
01:11Okay, boss.
01:22Honey?
01:24Why did you come to my office?
01:27Honey, I...
01:30I'm getting...
01:32I'm getting bad news.
01:37I'm pregnant.
01:41What?
01:45Okay.
01:51You'll stay at your mom's for a while.
01:57So you won't bother me at work.
02:00This is for the first few months.
02:08But...
02:10I don't want your money.
02:13I want you to be there for me.
02:16You see?
02:19That's why you'd better get a place of your own.
02:22Pregnancy hormones make women act terribly.
02:29I wish you could spend a day like this in my shoes.
02:33Just to feel how it's like to be a woman.
02:36Impossible.
02:38I have balls.
02:45Jerk.
03:01But my wife's curse came true.
03:04And soon I experienced life in a woman's shoes.
03:08My name is Max, and this is my love story.
03:13Hi, boss.
03:15I brought you four-letter report as I promised.
03:22Hey, babe.
03:27Where is Jack Branson?
03:30What do you want from my wife?
03:34Your wife?
03:44You don't seem like yourself, sweetie.
03:49And I think that you need to relax.
03:52And me as well.
03:55What do you think you're doing?
03:58Have you forgotten who's paying you?
04:02I don't hear.
04:04I'm not feeling good.
04:07Okay, girl.
04:09Clean yourself up before seven.
04:11And I'll wait for you here at my office with a quarterly report.
04:20And put on your red Calvin's.
04:24I love that color.
04:35Here, babe.
04:38God, thanks that I'm not your gender.
04:41No offense, but to go through all this hell.
04:45Good that I have balls.
04:49What the hell is going on today?
04:52Whoa, whoa.
04:54I didn't want to hurt you.
04:56But, you know, I just don't know what's like being a woman.
05:01You know, I just don't know what's like to be in your shoes.
05:11Was it my wife?
05:13She must have cursed me.
05:15I have to get everything back to the way it was.
05:20Wait.
05:32It's you.
05:34I don't know.
05:36I don't know how you did it.
05:38But I get it.
05:42What's in the bag?
05:44Open it.
05:46Okay.
05:49That's it.
05:51I give you everything I have.
05:54Everything.
05:56Just please give me my life back.
05:58Just please give me my life back.
06:02No, Max.
06:04You still haven't given me what I really want.
06:07What are you talking about?
06:09Okay, I'm out of it.
06:11Lily!
06:13What the hell does she want?
06:20What?
06:23Damn!
06:28What?
06:34Jack Branson?
06:36Excuse me?
06:38Do I know you?
06:44How do I end up here?
06:47What are you talking about?
06:52I'm Max.
06:54Of course.
06:56And I'm sleeping with your wife.
06:59I mean husband, yeah?
07:03For my career.
07:06I see.
07:10Don't worry about it, dear.
07:13Give it to Linda.
07:16My husband shouldn't go hungry.
07:19He has an ulcer.
07:20Shouldn't go hungry, he has an ulcer.
07:23What?
07:31Listen to me, dear.
07:33I don't care who you sleep with.
07:36Someone's husband or wife.
07:38For the sake of your career or not, it doesn't matter.
07:41What matters is what's in here.
07:45Not in there.
07:51Okay.
08:02It's seven.
08:04Good kitty.
08:06So, now it's time to look at your red carpets.
08:12This is from your wife.
08:15You shouldn't go hungry.
08:17No.
08:20I'll have you for my dinner.
08:25No.
08:27No, boss. That's not happening anymore.
08:30I'm sorry. You better go home to your wife.
08:33Oh.
08:35So you're damn smart.
08:37Do what I say or I'll fire you.
08:42Go to hell, you pervert.
08:47Watch me.
08:48Not any company will hire you in this town.
09:03No.
09:04Wait, wait, wait.
09:05What?
09:09I got it.
09:12I was a total jerk.
09:14I was selfish idiot.
09:16I thought I could buy everything.
09:20But...
09:22But today I...
09:26I got fired from my job.
09:29I almost broke.
09:32Boss said no one will hire me.
09:36But I will give you and our child all the cares in the world.
09:44I'm sorry, darling.
09:47Finally.
09:55Max.
09:57Max!
09:58Max!
10:00Oh, honey, I'm glad to see you.
10:02Honey?
10:03Are you drunk, idiot?
10:06Listen, I want a quarterly report on my desk by one o'clock today.
10:17Yes.
10:20Yes, boss.
10:21Of course.
10:22Yes.
10:26Boss, I love you.
10:27Get out.
10:28Okay.
10:38Oh, honey.
10:40What's wrong?
10:42Don't cry, I'm begging you.
10:44Honey.
10:45You don't know what happened yet.
10:48I'm gonna love our child.
10:50And then in two years we'll have another one.
10:57Child?
10:58Yeah.
11:02Honey, I...
11:04I crushed our BMW.
11:07Sorry.
11:09Oh.
11:11Oh.
11:14Well, I'll buy you a new one.
11:17No problem.
11:19You know, tonight we'll get a hotel room and try to work on making a baby.
11:27Oh.
11:31Well, I'm all up for it.
11:34But I'm having one of these days.
11:38Oh, honey.
11:39I know what it feels like.
11:41Oh?
11:42Yeah.
11:43I don't know what happened to me that day, but every man could do with walking in a woman's shoes.
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