00:00Oh wow, I feel sleepy and tired, because I stayed up very late last night driving my
00:11truck.
00:12I am going to have a lazy day today, and I will also not move, I will lay here all day
00:17long.
00:18HHH!
00:19Here comes my lovely wife, Elizabeth!
00:22Ah, mister, I am very angry with you.
00:25Why, what have I done?
00:27You can't be lazy all around the house, Wilbur, you need to take Hayley to her beauty contest,
00:33she is getting ready right now while I take Tim to his soccer practice.
00:38Oh my god, I love my dress and I look beautiful, I am going to my beauty contest today and
00:46dad is gonna take me while my brother goes to his soccer practice.
00:50But honey, I want to be lazy all day and move a single muscle.
00:54Stop playing with me Wilbur, you need to take Hayley to her beauty contest, I can't
00:59because I have to take Tim to his soccer practice.
01:02Yes, she is now leaving, now I can have my lazy day today.
01:06Oh, here comes my daughter, Hayley.
01:09Hello Hayley, my sweet beautiful daughter, what is it?
01:13Hey dad, can you take me to my beauty contest today, please?
01:17I can't Hayley, I am having a lazy day today.
01:20Oh, come on dad, you said you were gonna take me to my beauty contest, but you lied,
01:26I heard that you are lazy in bed, daddy please get up, stop playing with me, I have to be
01:30at my beauty contest by 1 o'clock and before that I need McDonald's for lunch before my contest.
01:36Dad, please get up, I don't have time to play around.
01:40Nope, I can't young lady, I am having a lazy day today, I don't want to move, can you please
01:46get out of here and leave me alone Hayley.
01:49This is complete heck, my dad is nothing but a lazy and dumb father he is, god, ugh.
01:55Finally, now I can have peace.
01:57Hey Hayley, I'm back, I just dropped off your brother at soccer practice, is there something
02:03wrong honey?
02:04Yes mom, my dad won't get out of bed and he won't take me to my beauty contest, he said
02:09that he is going to stay lazy all day long and he not move, what a weird and dumb lazy
02:14father he is.
02:16Look young lady, don't say that about your father again, if you do, you will be grounded
02:21and you will not go to your beauty contest, do I make myself clear?
02:25I'm sorry mom, but I don't like the way how dad is being very lazy in bed, it is so annoying,
02:31grrrrrr, he won't take me, he is lazy in bed and I'm angry, ugh.
02:38Oh baby girl, I am so sorry to hear, but don't worry, you are not in trouble honey, but I
02:44But I didn't like your way of saying your dad!
02:47I understand, Hayley.
02:49He told me he is lazy in his bed all day.
02:52Don't worry, I will have a word with him.
02:55Oh here comes my wife again!
02:57I am angry more, Wilbur.
02:59You didn't take Hayley to her beauty contest!
03:02What is the matter with you, you fat lazy dumb idiotic human?!
03:05You really did hurt my feelings!
03:10You hurt my feelings!
03:11You were mean and rude and you hurt my feelings!
03:14Okay, I'm done fighting. Just stay in bed and be lazy all you want.
03:19I am taking Hayley to her beauty contest and we will all come in your room later to deal with you.
03:27There we go. My lovely wife is gone now. I can have a rest of my lazy day in bed and not move.
03:35Wilbur, you have absolutely been lazy in bed all day today.
03:39God, you are a stupidest, fat, dumb, lazy husband and father ever.
03:44I agree with mommy. Dad, why do you have to be this lazy? It is making me mad.
03:49I agree with my brother Tim. Daddy,
03:52it makes me angry and it's annoying and I don't like you being lazy all day today.
03:56Will you ever move a muscle? Daddy, I don't like you being lazy like this.
04:00You hurt my feelings even more!
04:02Owwowowowowowowow!
04:09You guys are so mean. All of you guys get out of here and leave me alone and let me be lazy.
04:14I am sleepy, tired, and I don't wanna move. Let me stay in bed.
04:19Wilbur McCabe, stop being so lazy and get up, you big butt.
04:23How dare you call me that? That is not nice. You hurt my feelings even more.
04:28Now for that, I am going to throw a huge temper tantrum that will never go well for you.
04:34Get ready in 3, 2, 1.
04:36Uh-oh. Dad is about to throw a tantrum.
04:39Haley my sissy sis, cover your ears just in case.
05:06Oh, my living freaking to the heck of God, Wilbur McAber.
05:18I cannot freaking believe you threw a huge tantrum like a baby and destroyed half of the house.
05:24Great, you baby. Thanks to you, now I have to pay house bills to fix the house.
05:28That's it. I will knock you out and you'll be down.
05:31Nighty night, naughty man.
05:36you
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