00:00Why are you doing this?
00:04Oh no, look at what's happened here.
00:06He's got covered in paint here, folks.
00:08He's got covered in paint.
00:10Oh no.
00:12Fuck off, bitch.
00:14What are you approaching me for?
00:16Here he comes.
00:22Is that a threat?
00:24He's got it up, folks.
00:26He's got a raging hump here.
00:31Bye then.
00:35Alright, darlings.
00:37How we doing?
00:39What are we up to today?
00:40Fitting you?
00:42Not a very good job, is it?
00:44How we doing, Big Paul?
00:46You've beefed up a little bit since last time I see you.
00:48You've grown a beard and everything, bruv.
00:49Yeah, I've been drinking, bruv.
00:50Beefing up, mate.
00:52Film me all you like, mate.
00:53I don't care.
00:54So how are we doing?
00:55There's only one security today.
00:56Where's James?
00:57Which one?
00:58James.
00:59is he today? I don't know, I'm just out and about mate. I ain't got no nothing on me today mate,
01:04I was just driving past, I saw you so I thought I'd jump out the car and come and say hello, yeah,
01:08yeah. You all right? Look here, big bruv, you've been on them roids hard bruv, you and James been
01:12like gymming it together. I try to take care of myself. Do you go to the gym with James though?
01:18No. At least you've got some trousers that are like fitting you properly. James, his trousers,
01:22tell him he needs to get a new wardrobe bruv. Everyone's been saying, have you seen on my
01:26Facebook, all the pictures of, everyone's sending pictures of James bruv, he's getting famous mate,
01:31everyone loves it. I didn't make a single one of those bruv, I just like to say for the record
01:35that people send them to me and I just post them for a laugh, but yeah, it's good fun.
01:39I don't think this is good. Why? It's fun though bruv, it's fun. It's fun but it's, you know,
01:44it's a little bit not nice. Why is it not nice though? This is not nice though,
01:48Giggs. I know, everyone knows that. Yeah, but you're implementing it, so you're saying that
01:53you know that it's not nice, but here you are helping with it. I'm doing it for these lads.
01:58Yeah, yeah. Not for the cameras. Yeah, not for, I know, I understand it's closed protection now
02:02and you're just here for the, I ain't interested in the lads, but you shouldn't be, it's helping
02:06it. If you refuse to work on 350 pound a day for closed protection. Give me a decent work,
02:11give me a decent work and I will go. Mate, you can always get a job bruv. No, give it to you mate.
02:16I don't need to give it to you, you've got to get out there and get it off, go and dig a hole bruv,
02:19go and build a house, do you know what I mean? Make something with your hands. You give me the
02:23job. Why should I give you? Nothing ever comes free, mate. It ain't a farewell, you've got to
02:27work hard. What about you? You're taking the easy money here. You take money from TikTok,
02:31bruv. Yeah, mate, it's straight, it's not a lot of money. You don't do any job, bruv. It's not a lot.
02:34You don't do any job. Yeah, I'm not just over broke, bruv, it's good money, it's not just over
02:39broke, it's better than that, bruv. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, we love it. Yeah. We'll sit on this
02:43side. Mate, you've covered your face, Giggs, but guess what, mate? I've got you a nice close-up
02:47iPhone 15 Pro, mate, all the way over there. Everyone's got you, so yeah, you can cover your
02:52face up now. It's good that it's covered up now, folks, but we've got him on the video.
02:55You told fucking 300 words in a second, bruv. Oh, mate, yeah, I'm good, ain't I? Good. I'm
02:59maestro. A wizard of words. Mate, on a serious one, do you understand what you're installing
03:06here, Giggs? It's laser weaponry. It's a laser, Giggs. It can actually, unless you've consented
03:12to laser eye surgery, every time you look into one of those, it's doing you. Like, they're lasers,
03:18Giggs. They're C40 digital prisons. I'm not going near them, Giggs. You don't need to keep
03:22pacing in front of us, but yeah, C40 digital prisons for all here. That's what you're installing,
03:27lads. Oh, my God. Against humanity. You can't keep up, bruv. Yeah, yeah, that's my job, though,
03:34bruv. Yeah, live on TikTok. Oh, no, look at what's happened here. He's got covered in paint here,
03:40folks. He's got covered in paint. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Bit of paint on the security here,
03:47folks. Mate, it's nothing to do with me, mate. I don't know what you're talking about, Giza.
03:54I don't know what you're talking about, bruv. Where'd that paint come from? There's big seagulls
03:58around here, isn't there, bruv? The seagulls are about, folks. Watch out. Seagulls about. Watch
04:05out. Seagulls about. Watch out. The seagulls about. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Let's go. Here
04:12he goes. He's trying to say bad things, so we can't post the video, folks, but guess what?
04:17It don't matter. He's got covered in paint. Look, all down the side of the car here. Yeah,
04:21yeah. Look at the state of it. Paint everywhere, folks. Paint on the security. Paint on the van.
04:26How's that got there? Yeah, yeah. He's got the reg number. Who cares? Yeah, yeah. Look at him.
04:34Look at him. Bit of paint on him. Look, he's getting it off. He's got a little squirty bottle
04:38out. They've just got painted here, folks. I was just on my way off and I seen it happen. I've
04:42just come back to film it. I can't believe it. How's this happen? Seagulls about in Hillingdon.
04:47Look at the state. All down the side of his nice white car. White paint, but you can still see the
04:52paint. Yeah, yeah. Let's go. They're getting out of here, folks. Getting out of here. Here's his
04:57trousers. Big boy's wiping the paint off here, folks. Big boy's wiping the paint off. He don't
05:03like it. He don't look happy, does he? Don't look happy. Rub it up, scrub. Yeah, yeah.
05:10I'm coming for you now. Don't worry. Yeah, motherfucker.
05:15Uncensored on TikTok. Uncensored on TikTok. Mate, it's all over your head.
05:21It's all over your head, geezer. Oh, that's it. Fish bump for the boys.
05:28Yeah, yeah. See you later, darlings.
05:31Look at this. Transport for London employees, mate. We've got your face. You're going to be
05:35everywhere later, sunshine. Going to be later. Oh, look at the lovely, lovely TFL employees here,
05:40look. Giving rude signs and everything, folks. You're going to be famous, mate. Look on X.
05:47On X, mate. You ain't getting them taken off X. Yeah, it won't be on TikTok, mate. It'll be on X.
05:53See you later. Yeah, fuck off, bitch. What are you approaching me for?
05:59Camera, what? Here he comes. Pissing his ass, you see? Straight away camera. Yeah, yeah. Like a
06:04fucking pussy. Like a fucking pussy. I'm not working now, bitch. You just piece of shit.
06:11Insulted. Insulted by TFL workers here. He's got the arse, folks. He's got the arse.
06:18Got the arse. He's got the ump here, folks.
06:22He's got the ump. I wonder what he's got the ump about. Maybe it's all that paint all over him.
06:30You got fucked up, bitch. That's the one I'm gonna watch first.
06:32Whatever it's on. Yeah, motherfucker.
06:35Shut the fuck up. Whatever it's on. Shut the fuck up.
06:54Yeah, no worries. Why you fighting power?
06:59Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly.
07:04Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly.
07:06Yeah, fuck off, bitch. What are you approaching me for?
07:10Huh? I don't know. I'm just walking. Fuck off. I'm just walking. Fuck off.
07:13Look at this. This is what TFL said down the street here, folks.
07:16Don't fucking shake, piece of shit. Well, hard.
07:22Covered in paint and he ain't happy, folks. He ain't happy. He ain't happy.
07:29Here he goes. Bus boy. Bus wanker. Bus wanker. Go and get on a bus, you wanker.
07:52Is that a threat? He's got the ump, folks.
07:56He's got the ump, folks. He's got the raging ump here. He's got the raging ump here.
08:11He's not happy, folks. He's not happy.
08:18I'm de-escalating the situation. I'm not the one who's angry.
08:22You're meant to be a close protection officer, a professional.
08:26You're meant to de-escalate situations. You're not doing your job.
08:30I'm just keeping out of your way, not interfering with you over here.
08:34And I'm getting a good video out of it. You rage on, bruv. Rage on.
08:39Keep raging. Keep raging. I love it. Keep raging. Keep raging. Go on. Keep going.
08:47How long can you talk? Mate, you sound like a parrot. You've only got one thing to say.
08:51You called me a chihuahua 15 times, bruv. I heard you the first time. I think there's
08:55something else to say. Yeah, yeah. He loves it. Mate, cheers for the video.
09:03Threats. Threats to her. Is that a threat?
09:09Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Fucking twat. Fucking prick. Go and wash your teeth,
09:15you fucking idiot. Is that all you got? Yeah, go and repair your fucking car.
09:19Is that all you got? Stop eating shit, bitch. Is that all you got? Yeah. What a fucking prick.
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