00:30Ah
00:48Yes, so you must be Hopkins
00:52Uh, uh-huh
00:54What uh-huh what I meant? Yes, sir. Very good
00:59Now, let me see
01:00You've done a lot of naughty things. Haven't you?
01:03Vandalism graffiti bad language violent conduct disrespecting staff
01:09Oh, i'm scared of you hopkins. Come on. Give me a break. Yes
01:13I've never met a boy like you never in all my life hopkins. You're quite the nastiest little boy
01:19I have ever encountered tell me why should I waste my time on you? I don't know
01:25Because it's my calling. It's what I do
01:28You excel at causing trouble and I excel at fixing little boys like you
01:33At making you into respectable members of our community here at the academy
01:38I've got a good feeling about you boy a feeling you and I are going to be great friends
01:44You keep that nose clean boy, or I shall clean it myself
01:48Miss danvers, are you back yet?
01:52Yes headmaster
01:53And I got your tea. You are good to me. Miss danvers. No more than you deserve headmaster
02:01Take our new friend hopkins here and show him around the school and get him properly attired
02:06Certainly headmaster
02:08Come along boy. I haven't got all day
02:11And boy remember you will have a clean nose so keep it clean or we'll clean it for you
02:23So here I am at probably the worst school in the country whose alumni are nothing but arms dealers
02:29serial killers and corporate lawyers
02:32Real scum and that old creep thinks he can tame me
02:36We shall see my friend
02:38I only give people what they have coming to them
02:43Where's your uniform young hopkins run along now child
03:00Check this out boy
03:09So
03:23Guess what time it is. Yep time for a beat down get the new kid beat him down
03:39Is
03:54That's more like it
03:59I ain't gonna forget I never forget
04:09You're dead new kid dead
04:13Hey you break it up
04:16That's enough of that break it up. Why are you not in your uniform young man go change immediately
04:26Oh, come on
04:28You
04:34Hey, you're the new kid, yeah, what's it to you friendly, aren't you? Give me a break loser. Hey relax friend
04:41You're all pent up go easier. They put you on medication. They did to me boy nearly sent me insane. That's fascinating
04:48Now if you'll excuse me relax friend get off man. Listen to me tough guy
04:54You just arrived at the toughest school in the country and i'm offering to be your friend
04:58Trust me in a place like this. You're gonna need friends. So it's up to you. You're gonna play nice or what?
05:05Yeah, sure good. So, how about I show you around?
05:13We don't have a bar in the door just a soda machine
05:23You should probably change into your uniform if you don't want to get in trouble liquid sugar is healthy, isn't it?
05:46Hey, how you doing you must be the new kid i'm pete pkowalski jimmy hopkins and don't ask how i'm doing
05:53I've been here five minutes and already people want me dead. Even my parents didn't hate me this quickly
05:59Well, welcome to bulworth. It's a dump great. I've been expelled from anywhere halfway decent
06:04Yeah, i've been expelled from anywhere halfway decent because i'm really bad
06:09Give up the tough guy act pal. Hey, man. What's your problem?
06:12Well add primarily but also life my parents this school western civilization, but really honestly enough about me
06:21Oh
06:22I see you've met the dorm's mascot. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you fem boy the
06:27girliest boy in school
06:30Petey haven't you got some imaginary friends to go annoy? Why don't you leave me alone gary?
06:36Look at you
06:38Leave me alone gary. I'm really self-important now that I finally hit puberty. What's your problem?
06:45I'm just being nice to the new kid as he passes through bulworth on his inevitable journey to prison
06:52Look, I gotta unpack
06:53Would you guys mind getting out of here? Oh now look what you've done pete. Jimmy can't stand you already
07:14So
07:45You wanna find out that's russell's doctor, you know the big ape who almost put you in the hospital
07:55Word stupid pulverizing good
08:02Why me you can't now
08:08Can't we just get along scott's face
08:12Kneel before russell
08:15You
08:23Come on let's break into it steal something that'll teach you
08:30Don't let the prefect see you break any rules they'll hurt you
08:41Well done
08:45So
08:52You just made a serious mistake
09:11Hey jimmy follow me
09:15So
09:27Oh man, there's that weird chick yunus let's have some fun with her. Oh my god. Oh my god. Go see what she wants
09:38Oh my god, oh my god
09:40He took my chocolate, please get it back
10:02There he is show me
10:10Does that make you feel big and strong
10:31Thanks, um want to make out
10:41Sheesh i'll remember this forever. You actually kissed her. Let's go to the calf. I'll show you who's here
11:04Feeding time at the zoo. Okay. Here's the deal
11:07Over there. We got the nerds. Of course, they're complete social outcasts. They look pretty harmless
11:12They're actually sneaky bastards their turf is the library
11:18And those are the preps they're all money and condescending
11:22Attitudes. Yeah massively inbred and completely brainless very observant. Jimmy boy
11:28Now over there are the greasers. They think they're tough or at least try to look tough
11:33Wouldn't advise messing with them at least not yet. They hang by the auto shop
11:38And last but not least the jocks these guys rule the school
11:44Definitely avoid them. Whatever. I'm not afraid of some dumb roid monkeys. You'll learn
11:51Come on let's go you're here to learn not to goof off get to class
12:03Hmm
12:28What are you doing in here
12:31Oh, right
12:32class
12:34Take care to follow my instructions precisely as we will be working with volatile chemicals today
12:43Good job keep paying attention
12:52Very good carry on
12:55So
13:01Hopkins is dominating
13:07Jimmy hopkins delivers
13:24So
13:46They should be kept in chains in the basement have you ever got locked
13:51You
13:56Seem to be making yourself quite comfortable here my boy
13:59I'm, just trying to fit in by fighting by making a nuisance of yourself. That is not the bulworth way boy
14:06Yeah, you could have fooled me
14:08What I said, you could have fooled me. This place is full of bullies and maniacs
14:13Nonsense, that's just school spirit
14:15Hi jinx
14:17Why in my day we felt nothing of castrating the new boys
14:21I want you to stop this nonsense hopkins. I want you to behave yourself. You might learn something fine
14:27Can I go now sir on your way?
14:32Hey, I saw you sucking up to crabble snitch what shut up screw you new kid
14:37This is what we do to teachers pets around here. You better not
14:41Come here. Yeah, come and get me
14:45Me
15:09I'll get here
15:16So
15:18So
15:49That's for me
16:07Your job's gonna be
16:18Okay
16:34What the crazy or something
16:48So
17:01That's how it's done
17:18So
17:39Save it for someone who cares
17:42You
17:44Ah hello class the curriculum demands that you do these vocabulary, uh assignments
17:52Why do you finish them here in class that way you'll have more free time
18:06Good show
18:09Good one
18:13Well done
18:17That's right
18:20Keep it up
18:24Good one
18:29Good one
18:34Good one
18:39Good one
18:47Good one
18:51Good one
18:58Good one
19:03Good one well done james well done indeed
19:09You
19:14Inside russell's thick skin big heart of war. I don't deserve this, please
19:23I'm awesome job. Well done
19:38So
20:00That's not trash
20:08So
20:33So that's a good idea right yeah, okay. All right. Sure i'll do it
20:38Hey, man, what's going on? Not much. I was just telling pd here about my idea to take over the school. I mean
20:44My plan for us to take over the school what plan don't worry jimmy
20:50It's just a little something I came up with
20:52It's sink or swim my friend and if you're good at swimming, you gotta let the losers drown
20:59Why don't you guys leave the thinking up to me? What?
21:02What?
21:04What what duh?
21:06Can't you say anything else?
21:09But you know what pd you were right
21:12Jimmy is pretty dumb. What'd you say about me? Whoa, nothing. No, no
21:15No, all I said was that you had to be pretty dumb to get expelled from so many schools. That's all
21:20Relax james. All he said was that you must be dumb or maybe you're all messed up because he came from a broken home
21:27What'd you say about me dwarf? Come on, dude. Chill. No, no, no, no. Gary's taking everything out of context, man
21:34Whoa, whoa, whoa
21:36Don't lie pd
21:37Don't you lie?
21:39Because you know what happens to liars? No. No, i'm not lying. We kick them in the balls
21:50Come on jimmy, let's go see how good you are with this new slingshot. I heard you had don't worry friend
21:56Nothing escapes my notice. I hear everything you and me
22:00We can do things
22:08You'll lose jimmy this way i've got glasses
22:15I'm hungry already
22:17So
22:34Hey
22:47Foreign
23:07Thank you
23:17Me
23:39I don't care
23:47I didn't tell you to stop
24:12You can count on jimmy
24:17That
24:39How did washington
24:47I think my granny's going crazy
25:08Oh, huh, so you're the new kid, huh?
25:12Everyone is talking about you. Oh, are they and what are they saying?
25:17Nothing, just that you're friends with that sociopath. Gary
25:21socio what
25:23Sociopath it means
25:25Never mind. Forget. I said anything
25:28I need you to help me. Wait, you need me to help you
25:31I've got some library books that need to be returned, but i'm too scared to go to my locker
25:35Do I look like a librarian? No, listen, I need your help
25:39Pretend we're friends walk with me. I'll pay
25:43I'll pay you two bucks two bucks. Are you crazy make it five?
25:48No
25:49two bucks great
25:51five bucks
25:52Let's go, buddy
26:03I always wondered would it be readings comrades?
26:06Um
26:14You'll be sorry
26:36Mom calls me prince algae. She says i'm really special like a prince, you know
26:42Oh
27:05I've already wet myself once this month
27:12Gosh
27:36They went into the bathroom
27:42Ah, I love you
27:54That's better
27:56Is
28:10I can sleep with my eyes
28:18Here it is
28:21You
28:24Thanks, jimmy, here's the cash i'll tell my mom that not everyone at bulworth is mean
28:36And done
28:51Hmm
29:07Hi
29:20Foreign
29:29I can use that. I'm hungry already
29:50You
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