Daniel Van Kirk modernizes a classic Doug Buffone rant

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00:00You should probably play the original.

00:01Yeah, I think so.

00:02Maybe the most famous among among most famous

00:06Doug Buffon bits in the station's history.

00:08Doug, tell us the three keys to winning football

00:11in the National Football League or in college or high school.

00:14Three keys, and these may be the three keys of life.

00:18Run the football.

00:22Yes. Stop the man with the skin of the pig.

00:25It's and finally pressure the quarterback.

00:30Oh, it's Mike North.

00:33Very, very happy to be involved.

00:35So it's so it's a it's a different game.

00:38It's a little bit, you know, things have changed in the NFL.

00:41Or have they, Danny? Or have they?

00:43You notoriously think it's a brand new game and you got to throw it 90 times.

00:47I don't know.

00:47Should we do it? Let's do it.

00:49All right, Danny, Doug Buffon.

00:51What are the three?

00:52We are live from six, seven, eight, six, seven, eight,

00:55the score, six, seven, the score dot com.

00:57I'm your host, Doug Buffon.

00:58Talk to you all.

00:58Thanks, Bears.

00:59Paint your nails and sit down in front of the couch

01:02because we are winning games this year, boys.

01:04Now there are three things that you need to win football games

01:08and, in my opinion, winning the game of life.

01:11First one for twenty twenty four.

01:15Delete your Twitter, twit your Twix Twix account, whatever it is.

01:20Get off of that.

01:21What? No one wants to know what you like.

01:24Don't DM a woman at three in the morning saying, do you like my legs?

01:29No one cares. Get off it.

01:30Go play the game.

01:33Number two.

01:36Draft the man who throws the skin of a pig every year.

01:41I don't care if you've got a Hall of Famer.

01:43Get another one.

01:45They don't care.

01:46These things grow on trees, but you got to pick a good apple

01:48if you're going to make a pie.

01:50He's right.

01:51And the number one thing to winning life and winning football

01:56at six seven seven score.com is run the ball.

02:01You need to be running that ball every day.

02:05I don't care if the ball goes in the air.

02:07It should only be because you just scored a touchdown.

02:10You're going to high five your best friend until it's a contract negotiation

02:14and you argue against the money he's making.

02:15That's not the point.

02:17That's how you win football, my friends.

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