Kelsey Cook: Mark Your Territory | movie | 2025 | Official Teaser - video Dailymotion

A comedian shares hilarious takes on dating an older guy, health care adventures, family challenges, and life changes af | dG1fUUZxcmY2MlI4Y00

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00:00When he and I got together we had that conversation about labels because I

00:03felt ready to be called boyfriend and girlfriend and he goes, ah you know, being

00:07in my 40s I feel like I'm a little old to be called somebody's boyfriend but if

00:11you call me your man friend, sounds like I'm not allowed in your playground.

00:19I was like, all right, well what are you gonna call me? And he goes, I'll just be

00:24like, this is m'lady.

00:30And I was like, well we're not at a renaissance fair, so no. Also I can't use

00:38the equivalent of that. I can't be like, mom, dad, I'd like you to meet my lord.

00:54And he's also a comedian and I wasn't much of a jealous girlfriend in my 20s

00:59but then some switch flipped in my 30s and now when I see somebody hit on the

01:04person I'm with, I just feel myself anamorph into the cast of Jersey Shore.

01:10I am ready to brawl. And he does get hit on when he walks on stage, women whistle

01:15at him, and at comedy clubs there's usually a security guard in the back to

01:19kick people out in case they heckle, so at his shows I've just started to stand

01:23next to the security guard. And if I see a woman laughing too hard at one of his

01:31jokes, I just walk up and I'm like, hey I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

01:41He's my favorite comedian. Well, he's my lord.

01:46Scoot. Beat it.