00:00My god, oh
00:03When it comes to sex you're a little uptight you're just not fun. I'm not fun
00:08Your dad and I had decided to stop getting you money. No, but I just got fired
00:12That's your job and your boyfriend all in one day. That's gonna be some kind of record. Thanks dad
00:16You have no real work experience, but I have a job for you. Really
00:20You
00:25Didn't tell me it was for porn you must be the new temp I can tell that's me any problems being around dildos
00:31No, I'm around them all the time. Great. I can't work there. I'm a feminist
00:37Spreads been around longer than you've been alive
00:39You know, there's a green room for talent. Do you think I'm a porn star? No, no, no, definitely not a star
00:45Your hair so slippery looking like a baby doll
00:51Thank you. I just came to show off my new tattoo. It's an arrow pointing down to my cute little
00:58I think you're better suited for a job where you I don't know make silk or bold cardigans. Uh-huh
01:05Are you guys on social media? What do you think? Yikes?
01:09I'm basically the unofficial official features editor here
01:13Do you have a name or is it just unofficial official? Okay
01:17Dad, what are you doing here? You work at spread magazine. Mr. Peretti
01:20I just feel like an app and some good social media could really turn this place around
01:25I was really impressed
01:30Mix bread and apple what tag spread and you get paid what it says fetish videos even better
01:37That's my favorite dating site, but that was linkedin. I know
01:43I have a theme for the next issue foot fetishes. There's an audience for that. Listen, it's now or never. I think this went really well
01:52Where's everybody in what am I in charge of dad? You don't work here
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